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2010

15

Apr

Ashley Dupre Does Playboy of the Day

Failed Singer turned High Class Escort with Daddy issues who got caught and finally got the fame she wanted named Ashley Dupre was in Playboy. These are the pics….

My old friend at Animal sent me an email with these pictures of Escort to the politicians in Playboy….

I don’t know why I haven’t been on top of who Playboy is recruiting to get naked for they magazines, pretty much because I am convinced they are going bankrupt and along with Hef dying a slow yet amazing death….or maybe it has more to do with me not giving a fuck about a bottom feeding hooker who thought she was better and more valuable a fuck than she actually was because idiot older men with a ton of money had no problem paying her, so they could cheat on their wives discreetly….

But these pictures delivered, I mean get an eager overpaid “highclass” whore who can’t be a whore anymore thanks to getting busted for being a whore, and who can get much legit work as the singer she always wanted to be, unless you consider writing a Sex Column for the NY POST a legit job…..and offer her money to get naked again, something she loves getting money for, and she performs…

Maybe I’m biased because I have a thing for whore pussy. I don’t care how much money has been exchaged to put a lot of penis inside it, I just like that money was exchanged to put penis inside it cuz it reminds me of the core of women when they ignore their morals and values and worry about what their natural instincts tell them to do….

Whore….

Thanks again to Animal for the tip….Even though Playboy will hit me up and make me take this shit down fast – so take it all in motherfuckers…

Posted in:Ashley Dupre|Playboy

2008

21

Jul

Ashley Dupre Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I used to think what this Ashley Dupre hooker charged was insanity. It was highway fucking robbery that any normal person could never afford but when I think back to what normal priced hookers look like in all their toothless, addicted and unwashed with a box that smells like fishy Aids garbage , she’s definitely easier on the eyes, but still not worth the cost.

I mean when you’re ready to get down with a hooker, you’re not lookin’ for love, you’re lookin’ for a vagina, and the benefit of a stinky pussy whore who charges 50 dollars and you find on the street corner is that you’re also paying for the the full experience,

When it comes to the Ashley Dupre level of prostitution, it’s more like making a bet with a normal girl you met in a bar who is resisting going home with you. It’s like “come on, I’ll give you 2,000 dollars to fuck you right now….No? Fine make it 10,000 dollars” when all she’s thinking is that she probably would have done it for free if dude had a little more game like that guy the night before, but might as well collect the money because 10,000 dollars sounds like a lot of money and she really wanted a new pair of designer shoes.

Here she is in a bikini, it’s a better deal than actually hiring her, because let’s face it she’s a fucking rip off, but at least she’s put a price on her vagina, that should go down everyday she gets older, like the slow rotting fruit at the grocery store at a rate that in about 60 years, your bank account will be able to score this ass. The other thing she’s put on her vagina is that stupid tattoo, because Ashley Dupre’s such a little whore that she likes her tramp stamp in the front, because she likes to stare in your eyes when you cum all over her, instead of the impersonal lower back like all the less expensive whores are rockin’.

Posted in:Ashley Dupre|Bikini|Uncategorized

2008

14

Jul

Ashley Dupre’s Got a Sex Tape of the Day


The goverenor’s favorite escort has a sex tape or something that could be a sex tape but all they’ve released are clips of her rubbin’ one out. If you’ve always wondered what high class escort vagina looks like, because you’ve been paying for table scrap hookers, who don’t hide the fact that they suck dick for money by labeling themselves high class, when there’s nothing high class about whoring yourself out.

Either way, here’s your chance to check her out at a price you can afford and after seeing this, I know I’d be feeling some serious buyer’s remorse if I was the govenor and I’d refund like the time I hired a whore to suck me off bareback and after getting the money threw a condom on, which didn’t work for me and led to a serious fight with some crackhead I assume was her pimp. I ended up pistol whipped and broken nosed, and her price was already good to begin with, none of this Dupre highway robbery.

Truth is that I can find local pornstars who are hotter than this and who would fuck you on camera for a fraction of her price and even some street whores who willing to get the job done $5, but here’s some of the most inflated priced pussy around for free and you can’t complain when it don’t cost a thing.


Watch the Masturbation Clip Here

Posted in:Ashley Dupre|Sex Tape