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2014

10

Mar

Ashely Greene in a Shitty Bathing Suit on Set of the Day

Ashley Greene is on set in what must be a “period” piece bathing suit, and not a “period” piece bathing suit, designed for periods and the stains they leave, like the time I went snorkelling on vacation with a girl in a white bikini, who got her period on her way to the tour, and who didn’t have tampons, leaving me with fear of survival due to sharks cuz this damn hippie and her blood soaked white bikini was putting us all at risk like we were Bethany Hamilton on some surfboard, but some vintage shit that makes her ass look bad…

I didn’t watch Twilight, so I don’t know who Ashley Greene is, I do have a friend who had her boyfriend cheat on her with Ashley Greene, so I know she’s some florida trash who fucks her way up the ladder, and I guess it works for her, because I’m posting her shitty bathing suit pics…which after years of research, I have discovered does no mean anything is working for anyone, because I barely exist….and luckily either does Ashley Greene’s ass…

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2013

08

Oct

Looking for Ashley Greene’s Upper Lip of the Day

This is my kind of scavenger hunt…I call it looking for Ashley Greene’s upper lip…where could it be…I mean did her wonky overrated face ever even have an upper lip…or did she leave it at some casting after aggressively giving the producer a blow job to get the job…I mean maybe it’s on one of the Jonas brother’s dick next to their promise ring bullshit…so many options…all involve her being a hooker…you know how these Florida girls who go Hollywood…hustle….

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2013

10

Sep

Ashley Greene Sunbathing on Set of the DAy

Ashely Greene is a some hooker, but I guess in her defence, she is from Florida, and being from florida kinda makes her a hooker by default.

She’s landed Twilight, milked that shit hard, catered to that tween demographic, even dated a Jonas brother and pretended they were virgins, even though getting on Twilight and even moving to Hollywood in the first place can’t really cancel out that whole whore factor…it’s one of those we know you’ve had multiple dicks in you, you’ve probably even fucked a few married men on the casting couch, your purity ring bullshit is just that…bullshit..

But it’s nice to see that she’s gone back to her roots, with these topless tanning pics of her on set of anything that she could get in…and I think this is probably the most important thing she’s done…pretty much ever…


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2013

20

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Greene In Bikinis of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Greene were shipped off the Bali to learn how to surf for some Oakley bullshit, and someone posted this picture of them on a boat, Ashley Greene’s “virginal” Jonas Brothers ass, that is hardly virginal, but is rather Florida trash that bangs out or bangs up the ladder, all strategically to matter enough that companies like Oakley get her awesome free surf trips….and Vanessa Hudgens’ seemingly ripped stomach that can’t be real since she’s generally chubby as fuck, but maybe I’m just not used to seeing her shaved down…

All this say, who cares…seriously…why do I even know these twats exist…


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2013

27

Feb

Ashley Greene Booty in Leggings of the Day

I am not a fan of Ashley Greene and not because my friend’s fiance cheating on her with him back before she was famous….but because she’s overrated Florida trash who has managed to fuck her way onto the set of a really huge movie franchise that has allowed her to milk that 14 year girl crowd by sleeping with their idols while pretending to not sleep with their idols…like she’s not a fake titty florida trash hooker who loser her virginity in the trailer park at 12….shit is all smoke and mirrors and despite her hotness being mediocre at best…she’s got a good enough ass to stare at in leggings….


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2012

31

Oct

Ashley Greene’s Tits for GQ UK of the Day


I have never had an interest in this Florida trash that fucked her way into relevance….from banging Jonas brothers…to banging Twilight producers to get cast in the shit to make herself important…because I never found her hot…if anything I thought she was boring and obvious in her PR efforts…I think she’s a bit of a bullshitter, bottom feeder, phony but that was before today…or more importantly before her breast implants that I am gonna assume she’s got…not cuz I love fake tits…but I do appreciate their ability to save shitty tits…but because I appreciate an otherwise dull and undeserving actress slutting out.

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2012

16

Oct

Ashley Greene Boring in Marie Claire November 2012

You’d hope some bottom feeder at the top of her game would have stepped it up bit for any photoshoot she does…you know suggesting a little more tit or vagina lip…even though she doesn’t really need to since the majority of her whoring has already happened and that’s the whole reason she’s riding at the top….

She’s some talentless Twilight scumbag Florida trash who managed to get into a franchise, develop a fan base she didn’t deserve, and strategically date/fuck/pretend to remain a virgin with to speak to that audience…and the whole thing mocks the industry….especially when she gets away with shoots like this…with zero sleaze in them…defeating the whole point of her being a whore…you see….it’s like when your favorite hooker finds a rich boyfriend and stops stripping…just wasted willing hooker talent….

Keep them bitches in the gutter is what I say.

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2012

23

Aug

Ashley Green’s Back Fat Bra Strap of the Day

Ashley Greene Bra Back

Ashley Greene is some Florida trash groupie cunt who managed to scam her way into Hollywood, and who is now dressing like Florida trash….looking at her back fat hanging over her bra makes me feel like I am waiting in line behind some stripper trash at Walmart….all she’s missing a couple black babies with different daddies…but I think we can safely say the ghetto stripper trash with multiple babies in a broken home….probably has more morals and values than this Ashley Greene garbage….but here she is anyway cuz you idiots are sold on her….and can jerk off to her bra back…cuz you idiots are pathetic…


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2012

13

Aug

Ashley Greene in a Bikini of the Day


I am too picky, I don’t think it is a gay thing, but half the Ashley Greene fans who read this site will be sure to tell me how fucking gay I am, because I find her nothing but a boring body, florida trash, whore who fucked the right people, who happens to be in a bikini, like so many girls I can google, who actually are hotter to look at….because I don’t need the media to dictate what Jonas Brother cokehead slut who pretends to be Christian is worth sticking my dick in, since all sluts are worth sticking my dick in, its jsut that some of them are more the kind I want to choke the fuck out while doing it, and Ashley Greene happens to be that kind…..She’s won some kind of lottery..cuz that face is weak sauce and so is the rest of her…a bikini or half nakedness won’t win me over bitch…you suck…


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2012

24

Jul

Ashley Greene Boring in Nylon of the Day

Ashley Greene is boring in Nylon….because she’s fucking boring…and anyone who thinks this boxy as fuck, useless, badly dressed cunt is anything but fucking boring, is just a victim of marketing, or someone who is way too into Twilight that your opinion doesn’t matter, cuz people way too into Twilight are trash….and so is Ashley Greene, and not just because she’s from Florida, but because she’s leaked nude pics, fucked her way into a big blockbuster, even though she has no talent, and from that blockbuster decided to stay in the media targeted at to the youth, so she fucked a Jonas Brother…..and I can assume whoever else she’s had inside her has been strategic and thus explains why she keeps getting booked….because it isn’t her looks or her skill….unless we’re talking about the looks she gives when sucking a producer dick with skill that comes from experience…cuz that’s the only thing that makes sense…..Whore.

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2012

02

Jul

Ashley Greene in August 2012′s Esquire Looking Hot of the Day

Ashley Greene Hot in Lingerie for Esquire August 2012

Ashley Greene irritates me….I have no real reason to be irritated by her…I mean I don’t think I’ve ever seen a move she’s been in, I don’t really get up on all her self-promoting bullshit, I just know she was in Twilight to reach a young fanbase…..then she started dating a Jonas brother, despite his virginity marketing spin, and a chick who pretends to be a virgin is the kinda shit I’m just not into….especially when it isn’t for in bedroom role playing, you know playing “naughty student punished by gym teacher” games….but instead for the media….it is just not authentic…and I am all about popstar, teen dream trash being authentic when they are playing the part…you know own the fact you’re a coked up slut, instead of years later when they don’t matter, are forgotten and dying of drug overdoses cuz they are really just tormented souls….

You get what I am saying, and that is that she’s bullshit, a money making pawn, but she’s looking good in Esquire, and they cant’ take that away from her….

Who cares. Here are the pics.


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2012

26

Mar

Ashley Greene’s Shitty Ass Flash of the Day

The highlight of Ashley Greene’s career was not signing onto Twilight, to be part of the biggest thing to hit movies since Hunger Games destroyed box offices, making all their money back the first weekend with their first movie in their franchise, although her being on Twilight did make her a household name, something that was probably important to her…..but not as important as when she dated the Jonas Brothers, to further market herself to the tween audience, all while pretending to fuck, like anyone over 17 doesn’t fuck, unless we’re talking about you, but that’s different, because you’re creepy, awkward and a loser….unable to seduce even the ugliest of women cuz you’re too busy jerking off….but I have hope for you, like I had hope for this fake born again virgin for marketing…cuz girls are easy, you just have to learn how to play them….and Ashley Greene is easy too, you just have to promise her more fame, more exposure and be able to contribute to her teams bigger marketing picture….a picture that includes her in fishnets flashing a bit of ass on set….I dig it….almost as much as I dig her fake sexless relationships.


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2012

02

Feb

Ashley Greene’s Handler Calls Her Ash as She Leaves a Party of the Day

I hate the paparazzi…not so much the immigrants taking the pictures…but the agencies who control the pictures, who sell the pictures, and who work with the publicists to find out where the celebrities are when they aren’t staging pictures to get attention…..

They are the scum of the earth, they are trying to sue all the blogs cuz they feel that their pictures aren’t public, but that the celebs they take pictures are, and it’s a fucking scam….that fuels a stupid fucking industry…..

So since I think Paparazzi and celebrity gossip is fucking retarded – part of the reason I do this site…I’ve decided to partake in it by reporting to you that Ashley Greeen’s handler calls her Ash….a revelation on par with Brad Pitt feeding the kids Soda, or any other idiotic caption you’ve read this week that made you go “who fucking cares”….

Here’s a video of Christina Milian’s ass with some more genius conversation from the paparazzi in efforts to make this post worth looking at…but the idiot paparazzi didn’t follow the ass as it walked by them…every dude knows when a girl walks by..you fucking follow….idiots….but I guess that was expected based on their career choices…

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2012

01

Feb

Ashley Greene’s Men’s Fitness Outtakes of the Day

Here are the outtakes that if you have any taste will understand why they are outtakes and maybe even understand why they should have been kept on the editing room floor instead of used to garner attention to some Ashley Greene shoot in Men’s Fitness Magazine….cuz she looks fucking horrible….so bad that not even a Jonas brother after being sent on tour for the last 4 months with some abstinence coach to follow his every move could jerk off to when pretending to take a shit…but that could be because she was his girlfriend and no one should jerk off to their girlfriends….it’s a fact….another fact is that this workout machine with her hidden agenda to stay relevant by targeting the youth like Hitler did…bores me even when half naked…but here are the pics of her anyway…

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2012

06

Jan

Ashley Greene’s Strong Legs in Shorts of the Day

I watched the Twilight movie last night…not the new one….just one that was on my friend’s TV and I only did it because his teenage girls were watching it and I love interracting with teens…I feel like we get each other…and more importantly…their dad was feeding me booze.

That said, those movies are the biggest pile of smut I’ve experienced in a while….I felt like live blogging the shit, but didn’t want to admit I was watching the shit….but from seeing a vampire get out of a Volvo….to bitch using lines like “if this is about my soul, take it, i don’t want it wihtout you” all shitty acting and offensive to native americans while always hanging in the woods….I was surprised it brainwashed kids and made a billion dollars…not to mention I was surprised it made this bitch relevant….even if looking at her strong legs in shorts is better than looking at a bitch not in shorts…but maybe that’s just cuz I know she got slammed by a Jonas brother….if you know what I mean.

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