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2014

26

Nov

Ashley GREENE on the Beach of the Day

I know at least three people who have met Ashley Greene in various capacities and they all say she’s the fucking worst. I mean I’ve always thought she was overrated Florida trash that just positioned herself properly and got herself into the right shows with the right boyfrineds, making her enough money to no longer be Florida Trash, but to remain trash….so I never really gave a fuck about her, or even thought she was hot…but according to the people I know, she thinks she’s fucking hot, and she’s a bitch about it, to pretty much everyone, and apparently…she was never a virgin when she pretended to be when dating the Jonas Brother…something I was amazed people fell for, when you could see in her eyes that she probably lost her virginity at the trailer park to a relative…

All this to say, she’s on the beach grabbing some dudes ass…and not in a bikini…because she looks dumpy and I guess realizes that bikinis aren’t good on your fat days…when you have an image of sexy to bullshit the world with. Not that anyone actually cares.

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2014

17

Oct

Ashley Greene is Not Hot for Women’s Health of the Day

Ashley Greene is the fucking worst. I’ve heard all kinds of horror stories about this girl and her Florida trash moved to LA positioning. I don’t really care about how she got onto Twilight or who she’s fucked along the way, I just find it annoying that after publicly breaking up relationships like some young harlot, she turned to the Jonas Brothers who at the time were pretending they were virgins, and started campaigning for “Promise Rings” and virginity…all while not being that hot, or even believable, cuz anyone with a brain would have seen right through her and noticed the cum dripping down her leg from earlier that day..

The good news is that Fame is fleeting, and this bitch isn’t talent and doesn’t matter. She just barely knows how to strategically move and this Women’s Health video is shit…but you’ll probably like it because Twilight changed you fucking life, especially when you bought into her virginity – seeing as you were/are a virgin too….

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2014

30

Jul

Ashley Greene on a Trapeze of the Day

A week ago – Ashley Greene posted these picture of her on a trapeze, and apparently, the world was able to go on. I know, surprising, you’d think she’d have the star power to shut down the internet, but only 9,000 people liked the shit, I guess making her pretty obsolete…which I guess is a life lesson to all of you girls aspiring to whore yourself into fame…sure a bit part on a huge franchise is good for your bank account, and a fake relationship where you pretend to be a virgin with a Jonas brother is a good way to maintain that audience…you know keep them engaged…but the second it is all over…it is over…because people have no attention span, fame is fleeting, and this bitch isn’t talent and doesn’t matter. She just knows how to strategically fuck, despite her “Promise Ring” she pretended to once have…when the only promise she made was to take it on the face if she got the part…

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2014

17

Jul

Ashely Greene’s Hard Nipples of the Day

I have never heard anything remotely positive about Ashley Greene from people who have met her, worked with her, hang out with her, or have anything to do with her. I know girls who have been a victim of her sexual deviance and home wrecking, I know people who have been on set of her movies, the fact is she’s just Florida trash, who luckily fucked her way onto the right movie, landed millions of tween fans…only to date popular bands in that demographic, like the Jonas Brothers, who she actually pretended to be a virgin practicing abstinence with….because that’s just the kind of liar she is. This bitch probably lost her virginity at 14 trying to get out of the trailer park she’s probably from…yet she has the fucking nerve to pretend she’s not a fucking slut…I mean who the hell is she trying to trick…14 year olds…I guess…

Anyway, Twilight is over, Ashley Greene still lives, and part of living is hard nipples and camel toe, probably her best work yet.

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2014

10

Mar

Ashely Greene in a Shitty Bathing Suit on Set of the Day

Ashley Greene is on set in what must be a “period” piece bathing suit, and not a “period” piece bathing suit, designed for periods and the stains they leave, like the time I went snorkelling on vacation with a girl in a white bikini, who got her period on her way to the tour, and who didn’t have tampons, leaving me with fear of survival due to sharks cuz this damn hippie and her blood soaked white bikini was putting us all at risk like we were Bethany Hamilton on some surfboard, but some vintage shit that makes her ass look bad…

I didn’t watch Twilight, so I don’t know who Ashley Greene is, I do have a friend who had her boyfriend cheat on her with Ashley Greene, so I know she’s some florida trash who fucks her way up the ladder, and I guess it works for her, because I’m posting her shitty bathing suit pics…which after years of research, I have discovered does no mean anything is working for anyone, because I barely exist….and luckily either does Ashley Greene’s ass…

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2013

08

Oct

Looking for Ashley Greene’s Upper Lip of the Day

This is my kind of scavenger hunt…I call it looking for Ashley Greene’s upper lip…where could it be…I mean did her wonky overrated face ever even have an upper lip…or did she leave it at some casting after aggressively giving the producer a blow job to get the job…I mean maybe it’s on one of the Jonas brother’s dick next to their promise ring bullshit…so many options…all involve her being a hooker…you know how these Florida girls who go Hollywood…hustle….

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2013

10

Sep

Ashley Greene Sunbathing on Set of the DAy

Ashely Greene is a some hooker, but I guess in her defence, she is from Florida, and being from florida kinda makes her a hooker by default.

She’s landed Twilight, milked that shit hard, catered to that tween demographic, even dated a Jonas brother and pretended they were virgins, even though getting on Twilight and even moving to Hollywood in the first place can’t really cancel out that whole whore factor…it’s one of those we know you’ve had multiple dicks in you, you’ve probably even fucked a few married men on the casting couch, your purity ring bullshit is just that…bullshit..

But it’s nice to see that she’s gone back to her roots, with these topless tanning pics of her on set of anything that she could get in…and I think this is probably the most important thing she’s done…pretty much ever…


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2013

20

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Greene In Bikinis of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Greene were shipped off the Bali to learn how to surf for some Oakley bullshit, and someone posted this picture of them on a boat, Ashley Greene’s “virginal” Jonas Brothers ass, that is hardly virginal, but is rather Florida trash that bangs out or bangs up the ladder, all strategically to matter enough that companies like Oakley get her awesome free surf trips….and Vanessa Hudgens’ seemingly ripped stomach that can’t be real since she’s generally chubby as fuck, but maybe I’m just not used to seeing her shaved down…

All this say, who cares…seriously…why do I even know these twats exist…


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2013

27

Feb

Ashley Greene Booty in Leggings of the Day

I am not a fan of Ashley Greene and not because my friend’s fiance cheating on her with him back before she was famous….but because she’s overrated Florida trash who has managed to fuck her way onto the set of a really huge movie franchise that has allowed her to milk that 14 year girl crowd by sleeping with their idols while pretending to not sleep with their idols…like she’s not a fake titty florida trash hooker who loser her virginity in the trailer park at 12….shit is all smoke and mirrors and despite her hotness being mediocre at best…she’s got a good enough ass to stare at in leggings….


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2012

31

Oct

Ashley Greene’s Tits for GQ UK of the Day


I have never had an interest in this Florida trash that fucked her way into relevance….from banging Jonas brothers…to banging Twilight producers to get cast in the shit to make herself important…because I never found her hot…if anything I thought she was boring and obvious in her PR efforts…I think she’s a bit of a bullshitter, bottom feeder, phony but that was before today…or more importantly before her breast implants that I am gonna assume she’s got…not cuz I love fake tits…but I do appreciate their ability to save shitty tits…but because I appreciate an otherwise dull and undeserving actress slutting out.

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2012

16

Oct

Ashley Greene Boring in Marie Claire November 2012

You’d hope some bottom feeder at the top of her game would have stepped it up bit for any photoshoot she does…you know suggesting a little more tit or vagina lip…even though she doesn’t really need to since the majority of her whoring has already happened and that’s the whole reason she’s riding at the top….

She’s some talentless Twilight scumbag Florida trash who managed to get into a franchise, develop a fan base she didn’t deserve, and strategically date/fuck/pretend to remain a virgin with to speak to that audience…and the whole thing mocks the industry….especially when she gets away with shoots like this…with zero sleaze in them…defeating the whole point of her being a whore…you see….it’s like when your favorite hooker finds a rich boyfriend and stops stripping…just wasted willing hooker talent….

Keep them bitches in the gutter is what I say.

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2012

23

Aug

Ashley Green’s Back Fat Bra Strap of the Day

Ashley Greene Bra Back

Ashley Greene is some Florida trash groupie cunt who managed to scam her way into Hollywood, and who is now dressing like Florida trash….looking at her back fat hanging over her bra makes me feel like I am waiting in line behind some stripper trash at Walmart….all she’s missing a couple black babies with different daddies…but I think we can safely say the ghetto stripper trash with multiple babies in a broken home….probably has more morals and values than this Ashley Greene garbage….but here she is anyway cuz you idiots are sold on her….and can jerk off to her bra back…cuz you idiots are pathetic…


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2012

13

Aug

Ashley Greene in a Bikini of the Day


I am too picky, I don’t think it is a gay thing, but half the Ashley Greene fans who read this site will be sure to tell me how fucking gay I am, because I find her nothing but a boring body, florida trash, whore who fucked the right people, who happens to be in a bikini, like so many girls I can google, who actually are hotter to look at….because I don’t need the media to dictate what Jonas Brother cokehead slut who pretends to be Christian is worth sticking my dick in, since all sluts are worth sticking my dick in, its jsut that some of them are more the kind I want to choke the fuck out while doing it, and Ashley Greene happens to be that kind…..She’s won some kind of lottery..cuz that face is weak sauce and so is the rest of her…a bikini or half nakedness won’t win me over bitch…you suck…


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2012

24

Jul

Ashley Greene Boring in Nylon of the Day

Ashley Greene is boring in Nylon….because she’s fucking boring…and anyone who thinks this boxy as fuck, useless, badly dressed cunt is anything but fucking boring, is just a victim of marketing, or someone who is way too into Twilight that your opinion doesn’t matter, cuz people way too into Twilight are trash….and so is Ashley Greene, and not just because she’s from Florida, but because she’s leaked nude pics, fucked her way into a big blockbuster, even though she has no talent, and from that blockbuster decided to stay in the media targeted at to the youth, so she fucked a Jonas Brother…..and I can assume whoever else she’s had inside her has been strategic and thus explains why she keeps getting booked….because it isn’t her looks or her skill….unless we’re talking about the looks she gives when sucking a producer dick with skill that comes from experience…cuz that’s the only thing that makes sense…..Whore.

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2012

02

Jul

Ashley Greene in August 2012′s Esquire Looking Hot of the Day

Ashley Greene Hot in Lingerie for Esquire August 2012

Ashley Greene irritates me….I have no real reason to be irritated by her…I mean I don’t think I’ve ever seen a move she’s been in, I don’t really get up on all her self-promoting bullshit, I just know she was in Twilight to reach a young fanbase…..then she started dating a Jonas brother, despite his virginity marketing spin, and a chick who pretends to be a virgin is the kinda shit I’m just not into….especially when it isn’t for in bedroom role playing, you know playing “naughty student punished by gym teacher” games….but instead for the media….it is just not authentic…and I am all about popstar, teen dream trash being authentic when they are playing the part…you know own the fact you’re a coked up slut, instead of years later when they don’t matter, are forgotten and dying of drug overdoses cuz they are really just tormented souls….

You get what I am saying, and that is that she’s bullshit, a money making pawn, but she’s looking good in Esquire, and they cant’ take that away from her….

Who cares. Here are the pics.


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