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2016

09

Nov

Ashley Smith for TREATS! of the Day

TREATS! are the hub of sugar daddies in LA – who finance great parties – if you like cheesy parites – that all the thirsty instagram hookers – who are actual hookers go in hopes of getting some media, some press, being part of a community of glamour and richness, to fly on the Private Jets, because that’s what girls on social media who think they are hot and pretend to be models do…

Ashley Smith has had big tits in photoshoots for a long time, she’s old, and she’s done all kinds of random work as a model…mainly in the hipster new york trash pre-instagram world…but she managed to trick Sports Illustrated to use her…but that didn’t take her viral – so I guess she’s onto the EM RATA approach of naked big tits – as she knows there’s a timeline or maybe because she’s looking for a rich husband to get knocked up by…either way – there’s a video…not a great video – not enough of her tits you’ve seen…but a video that is part of her attempt to get noticed…she did playboy last month…so she’s hustling – sure it’s dumb..but to her it’s her only shot I guess…

Screenshots…

Here are those playboy pics and other pics of her because why not..

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2016

27

Oct

Playboy Steps It Up a Little of the Day

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Ashley Smith is some hipster Texan who must be 40 years old at this point, I used to interact with her on social media when she was just some hipster titty model before the whole hipster titty model thing really happened…..you know pre instagram…she’s that old…

I posted this shitty shoot for Playboy making fun of them while not giving Ashley Smith her Own Post cuz she sucks….but I like making fun of the new Playboy with the basic “they don’t do nude but everyone does nude, if anything nude is what they are known for, this is some sell out shit where advertisers control their vision, while fashion mags do nudity and still make money from advertisers, no one complains about that shit, yet Playboy, being a mens’ mag can’t pull it off”…

So in being non nude, they get the bitch bare ass and hard wet t-shirt nippled…which might as well be naked…is even more “misogynisitic” if that’s what they are avoiding…in their not sexualizing women because it’s an era of not sexualizing women…and the whole thing is as frustrating as Zooey Grossman’s photos that are all the fucking same, but that get her work because people like things that are all the fucking same…

Garbage..

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2016

11

Aug

Ashely Smith for Team USA Instagram of the Day

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Ashley Smith posted this old TEAM USA picture for the Olympics, where TEAM USA t-shirts seems to be a hipster photoshoot a few years ago, and the trend this Olympics is for these low level models – who have miraculous become relevant models thanks to their titty modeling – putting their early titty work out there…works for me…what doesn’t work for me is Ashley Smith. She’s one of those too cool for everyone model hipsters…and when I used to leave romance on her instagram she just ignored and possibly blocked me and it would have hurt so bad – if I had feelings and if she wasn’t someone who I can get everything I want out of – with pics she posts – like this…

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2016

12

Jul

Ashley Smith Big Tit Modeling of the Day

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Ashley Smith is some big titty Texan who used to interact with me on social media, then her career happened and broke my heart…and every time I look at her big tits in a photoshoot I think of our glory days, the time we were young and free and not having sex with each other.. because she was having sex with people in bands, with money, in the scene….and not me…we weren’t even friends…but we could have been and that in and of itself makes my insides cry….and reminds me just how much a loser I am…even opportunist models who fuck rich guys don’t want me…

Here she is in a stupid not funny but trying to be funny because models need to feel like they have more to offer in a bikini video….

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2016

22

Jun

Ashley Smith Mermaid Titty Parade of the Day

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Texan Titty Model Hipster who broke through the scene thanks to DONALD TRUMP’s agency…and who is now a New York based Sports Illustrated model – who along with all the other Sports Illustrated New York Based Models…who do their sugar baby-ing in the New York and not in LA – or Miami where there are beaches that you’d assume they’d be bikini-ing..you know practicing their only skilly they have ever been celebrated for…went to the Coney Island Mermaid parade, where she was a little edgier than her friends and body painted them nipples…because big tits, on a titty model is all she knows….and all she is capable of doing…

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2015

17

Jul

Ashley Smith Big Tits Dirty Feet of the Day

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Ashley Smith is a Texan who went up to NYC to become a model, where she did a few nude shoots before locking in a contract with TRUMP, your future president’s agency that I guess is more his recruiting for sex, while making money off it because he’s a capitalist program that feeds his narcissism…

She did a bunch of hipster shit, and probably a bunch of hipster dude, and her gap tooth had a moment of glory where it was trendy, all while rocking a huge set of tits…

Well, she still exists, now on more of the mainstream kick, as you can tell by this polaroid of her naked enough with dirty feet…it’s “Art” not “smut”…edgy and interesting enough for Sports Illustrated to cast her…so whatever…

There was a time I used to interract with her on instagram, but then she went “viral”…and ignores me, so we can hate her, but we can’t hate her tits…and by we I mean me, I just like seeming more substantial than the bottom feeding troll I am ….

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2014

06

Aug

Ashley Smith and Dioni Tabbers for Agent Provocateur of the Day

Ashley Smith is a Texan model who moved to New York because she was tall, skinny, busty and had a gap tooth in an era when gap tooth models were in….

I’ve known about her for what seems like forever, she’s been making money at this, but she wasn’t a household name, she wasn’t a big deal, and for some reason – this past year something clicked, and she became more relevant…is booking bigger things…is getting a fan base…and I think she’s hot as fuck..in some big titty, party girl, crackhead…kind of way…

I’ve interacted with her at least once when she was not doing much…I tried to sing her vagina love songs – but she wasn’t having it. I guess she didn’t believe that we were soul mates as much as I did when staring at her tits…

She’s now in this campaign for Agent Provocateur that is hot….because Agent Provocateur is hot, even though I just assume they are owned by Victoria’s Secret.

She’s doin’ it with Dioni Tabbers…who has done a bunch of modelling, but I’m not lettinger her steal the show from the one who matters….Ashely Smith.

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2014

24

Jun

Ashley Smith is a Busty Trick for Fashion of the Day

Her name is Ashley Smith, she’s been modelling forever, but only recently did she start getting any real attention, that’s not to say she wasn’t always making models, it’s just to say that I used to follow her on instagram and harass her, before being deleted by her and blocked by her, as girls do when they can’t deal with the burning love they have for me…you know when my romantic advances upset their boyfriends…but since those days, she’s got a following, still has awesome huge tits and a gap and despite our love never materializing through instagram, like it has with so many other girls I’ve had sex with, I still believe there is hope for us.

HEre she is in unFLOP magazine by our friend and photographer SILJA MAGG

Good times were had by all, but I’d like more nipple.

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2013

12

Dec

Ashley Smith Dancing of the Day

I used to flirt with Ashley Smith on the internet…unfortunately, my flirting is called being creepy…then she got famous and too important for my gap tooth big tit model fetish….She ignored my love letters then…she really ignores now…but that doesn’t change anything on my end…it just makes me like her more…

The good news is that thanks to the internet, even when she ignores me, and pretends I don’t exist, I can watch her dance videos and feel like I’m masturbating in the corner watching her in the party from the comfort from my home, and for that I am thankful, even if being thankful is so last month…and now we are all onto Christmas miracles.

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2013

30

Sep

Ashley Smith is My Cheerleader in NYLON of the Day

Ashley Smith is an up and coming model who makes me interested in getting up in it and getting it cumming provided she answered me on instagram, where I’ve been sending her love letters and messages of how we are soul mates for at least a year…only to be ignored…because as you know sometimes words just get in the way of feelings…you know don’t speak, just keep doing photoshoots with your gap tooth and big titties to show me that you care…unless she’s more of a if I ignore the creep he doesn’t exist and will go away…but that can’t be the case..I mean how could anyone…not want to love me back….

Either way, she’s dressed like a Cheerleader in hipster turned pop magazine, and I like it even if it isn’t edgy enough, but in my defines, I like everything Ashley Smith does…especially when it involves showing her nips..

She’ll be famous soon, I am sure of it.

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2013

19

Sep

Ashley Smith Naked for Purple of the Day

Ashley Smith is amazing, at least her gap tooth and big natural titties are…

She ignores me on social media, which you’d think would make me hate her, but instead makes me want her more…..

I am an internet legend no one has every heard of, so you’d think I’d get the respect I deserve…I am talking requests for autographs, NOODZ and blow jobs, that I deserve…but instead…I get nothing…

The good news is that a mutual friend of ours, told me that Ashley Smith thinks I am a creep..which is better than her not knowing who I am…making me feel like I’ve won, or at least like I am one step closer to fucking…because now all it takes is me spinning it a bit…and really, who needs to actually fuck, after looking at these pics of her for Purple, I feel like we already have.

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2013

06

Jun

Ashley Smith’s Awesome Tits for River Island of the Day



Ashely Smith is some busty model, with serious fucking tits, and also has a a gap tooth, that compliments her real serious fucking tits, a gap that I find sexy, but I’m not going to lie, I kinda wish my dick was her retainer, in some modern dental technology that has nothing to do with fixing imperfect teeth, that as far as I’m concerned are perfect, but that has everything to do with giving girls cold sores.

I’m a fan…and you will be too…if you want to see her awesome tits…you can click on the links below…because like all amazing busty models, those tits have been unleashed to get her to this level of about to breakout famous….


See Her Tits 1- Here , 2- Here , 3- Here

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2013

08

Mar

Ashley Smith in the Shower of the Day

Ashley Smith is an awesome gap tooth model who has rockin’ tits…and who I guess is making the move into acting….because here she is in some 5 mintue movie…this girl likes the camera….and remindsus how easy it is to be on camera….if you look like her…..

So this movie goes from her communicating with her dog about what to wear…showering in a way that I can’t see her nipples….going to a photoshoot….then meeting some creepy dude who looks like a woman/and or lesbian…for international women’s day I guess…..

It doesn’t end in anal….or close ups of her throat fucking like most movies end….but is a shitty love story and she is still seducing me with her hot model hotness…despite how bad this is….reminding me she exists…and leading me to my archives to find pictures of her tits…..


TITS That you can see –

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2013

26

Feb

Ashley Smith and Anais Pouliot and Others for French Revue de Mode of the Day

I know there is no nipple on the covers of French Revue de Mode…and you’d think the whole being French part of it would have ensured that there was nudity…I thought the french were the whole reason for this titties in fashion movement that has taken over the world since the 70s….but all they are giving us is Ashley Smith’s amazing cleavage….along with some other girls I have seen naked, but would prefer to see squirting in my mouth after giving them the Jesus Martinez face fuck…I’m a sexual god like that…I’d get testimonials but these crackwhores I get with are both a bad look and embarrassing to brag about….but more importantly…illiterate.

Here are the pics….of some model greatness…

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2012

07

Nov

Ashley Smith Topless Shoot of the Day

Ashley Smith is a hot fucking model with big old titties that she always shows off…and that I like to look at…but not necessarily cuz I like busty models willing to show off her tits…even though I really like busty models willing to show off their tits…but because I like girls with fucked up teeth…and this girl has a gap for fucking days….a gap that is erotic to me for some fucking reason…and maybe it is cuz it is symbolic of the gap between her legs…or maybe cuz a bitch with fucked up teeth…

I’ve POSTED ON HER BEFORE CUZ I POST ON EVERYONE I AM JUST THAT GOOD AT BLOGGING

Here she is in this unknown shoot….

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