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2017

10

Aug

Ashley Tisdale VS Vanessa Hudgens at an Event of the Day

Some High School Musical Shit Has Gone Down…

Some Ashley Tisdale the mangled face that was marketed as hot, and that really isn’t all that bad, despite being weird and rocking a fucked up nose job, like the only girl in the game who actually lost work because of a nose job, besides Jennifer Gray, but no one cares about Jennifer Gray, this is about some other dancing idiot…lookin racy with that CLEAVAGE

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Some Vanessa Hudgens, all hippie and down to earth acting ,despite being a vapid Disney chick who has been sold to the industry by her family at a young age, where nothing she can do is down to earch…but instead calculated bullshit…even her nude leaks from when cell phone nudes were rare…rocking a bush…something I fucking love….she was still some contrived garbage…

ALL AT THE SAME EVENT…so exciting…

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2017

08

Aug

Ashley Tisdale’s Bikini Bottoms of the Day

There was a time where I would make fun of Ashley Tisdale and her botched nose job – because she was being celebrated as the hottest girl according to the teen choice awards, and I figured it was because she one a game of rock paper scissors with the execs in the marketing department trying to decide which star of High School Musical they would make the winner through CORUPTUON…COLLUSION…RUSSIAN HACKING..

But I would always say “at least she’s got a fit body, because a fit body is better than an unfit body, and all women melt in the face as they expire, the body because more important to their overall existence”….

I spoke too soon, because despite being skinny, she’s looking soft in her bikini pics, and I guess that’s what happens when you get married and turn 40.

But at least she’s not Rihanna fat

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2017

31

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Attempts Braless and Fails of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is trying to stay youthful and with it with these going out in public without a bra on…but she’s so old, disconnected and irrelevant that she failed at her attempt…it’s like we see that she’s not wearing a bra…as no girls should be wearing bras in this era of no bra…but the censor bar is so big and clunky…it just seems like a 40 year old mom who pretends to be young and with it…trying to prove she’s young and with it…while just embarrassing herself…

I used to get emails from people who went to High School with Ashley Tisdale saying that she pretends to be a 25 year old while playing a teen on High School Musical, but she was really in her mid-30s then…so 40 now…

Still pretty tight body, even if her style’s garbage….and body is more important than a mangled face, as Tisdale proves daily…

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2017

26

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Weird Face Butt Shorts of the Day

I think we can all agree that despite Ashley Tisdale’s weird, barely famous or relevant in her fame thanks to High School Musical pretty much dying and her not really moving on, ugly, botched Plastic Surgery face….doesn’t really matter and isn’t all that bad when she’s wearing shorts that show her ass cheeks…a trend most 30 somethings don’t follow – but that I am fine with them following when they aren’t fat – because ass cheek exposing shorts are everything..

Earlier today, I spent 10 minutes watching a group of young girls taking selfies and social media pics of each other, and all were in ass cheek exposing shorts, reminding me that you can never have too much ass cheek exposing shorts, be happy it’s a trend, because it’s hot enough to eliminate ugly faces…

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2017

24

Jul

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini with Friends of the Day

Ugly Face Tisdlae…posts pics of her body, that’s always been alright, because this is how you try to stay relevant when no one fucking cares about you and I apprecaite that tactic…because bitches shamelessly in bikinis for social media is one

You can be your own bikini model, in your own photoshoot, for your own magazine that’s just a social media account…

She’s lookin’ good…all the time off has given her time to grow into her average at best looks and I’ve always rooted for her…because I know a body is more important than a face always…it lasts longer and who cares about a face when you’re face is buried in her married Disney star looking for attention cunt..all up in it..

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2017

11

Jul

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini of the Day

Ugly face Ashley Tisdale is in a bikini and she’s looking a little thicker than she used to look because I guess she’s decided that thick is in, working out is boring, and no one is giving her work, yet she still has a pile of money from when she did once work, that why bother trying…she’s done, she’s retired, why not make her life a fucking bikini clad vacation where she celebrates her bigger tits than she’s ever had…which is an accomplishment when you’ve always been the broken down faced girl…who people marketed as a babe…

But the tits look good though…

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2017

05

Jul

Ashley TIsdale’s Aggressive Butt Shot of the Day

The great thing about Ashley Tisdale is that she knows she’s got a busted face. She knows that she’s not cute and that this whole acting thing where she played the hot chick was all a scam and just a testament to how bad writing and bad acting can divert people’s attention from the fact that a solid 6 is playing a 10….

She’s tried to get surgery, she probably fills her face, she sits in the gym all day because she knows body is better than face because you can always put a bitch on all fours and she knows…if you take a butt shot….your face becomes invisible…magical…and invisible….best magic trick ever….well not quite as good as hiding the cured meat in your cunt…but in the same realm of lovely…

GOOD job Tisdale.

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2017

30

May

Vanessa & Stella Hudgens & Ashley Tisdale Bikini Party of the Day

In what was one of the lamest old lady trying to be current, relevant and in line with the times – because they were once it-girls and they don’t want that shit to ever die – only they were it-girls when it wasn’t about being cool, in fact it was about being lame as fuck, and that is just something they’ll have to carry with them into their 40s…as they record bikini videos, barely scandalous, in some too late to be a rebel, to softcore vanilla to be considered rebelling, but you know when they filmed this – they thought it was the best thing ever…because they are the fucking worst..

I do like that Vanessa Hudgens was early to the nude seflie game, and that she’s not fat…and I guess her sister’s fat tits with hard nipples is ok to…but over all…LAME, embarrassing, sad…but it still happened…and they still thought it was wonderful…so delusion…is the answer…

They probably own the app they are endorsing…

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2017

12

May

Pregnant Ashley Tisdale Face of the Day

I always love when the ugly faced Ashley Tisdale is in paparazzi pics not wearing a mask to hide her Ashley Tisdale ugly face…

I know, she is technically in a mask, with the plastic surgeries, cosmetic procedures, and all that….and pounds of make-up…

But I think she’d look better with a pig mask, or a chicken mask or a Raccoon mask, ideally Mascot sized, not the silicone ones all the frat boys wear…you know bring it…like you bring that swollen uterus…

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST….a few weeks ago when I did my last Ashley Tisdale post…she’s pregnant, or constipated and there goes the body that saved her from the mangled face…..

Boom..

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2017

03

Apr

Ashley Tisdale Bikini Erotica of the Day

I have been campaigning against Ashley Tisdale for a long time, she won a hottest girl of the year award, at this point many fucking years ago, but I keep going, and going and going, like I still run a blog at 47 years old that makes fun of 18 year olds, who won’t fuck me, because I am a vile fucking 47 year old who has a blog making fun of them, how is that normal, or something you’d want to be anywhere near…it’s terrifying…

Case in point, I’m fucking posting a GIF of Ashley Tisdale because she’s always known to maintain that body,because they face won’t matter as even the prettiest face, something she’ll never know, melts into a pile of shit…and the body…if it follows…as it usually does…will make said beautiful face a monster on a monster body, while this one started out disadvantaged….but knows if she maintains that body…people will still look at her dancing in a bikini…and that’s enough attention…if you think about it…the body is the pussy, ass, asshole, legs, feet and tits…while the head is just a mouth..so if you were buying a sex doll…you’d go for the body not the head…more bang for the buck…which I guess is what you do when you jerk off to this one…

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2017

27

Mar

Ashley Tisdale Pregnant Belly in Leggings of the Day

There are a few things going on in these pictures of 30 something year old Ashley Tisdale…no longer a high school musical actor…currently a wife who still goes to the gym but not enough because her face is mangled, her body is everything and it is falling apart or maybe she has a pregnant bump budding which would make sense because she might as well give the fuck up and retreat to her rich person compound where she lives with her husband…it’s the only thing that makes sense when it comes to marriage…when you’re sitting on a pile of money I’d argue she doesn’t really deserve but that allows her to do nothing all day…but fuck..

Which reminds me of my new comment on social media pics of girls in bikinis..I say “congrats on the pregnancy, it barely shows”….you know the subtle dis knowing they aren’t pregnant – but presented in a sweet way…that bitches can’t get mad at…

The other thing going on in this pic is her armpit…which is something I have a weird fetish for and don’t know…

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2017

07

Mar

Ashley Tisdale’s Aging Booty of the Day

I wish I wondered what Ashley Tisdale is up to – besides living off that High School Musical money and celebrity…but I don’t actually are…

I don’t find Ashley Tisdale interesting in any way, she’s actually just a reminder of the media creating hype around a lie…and I have spent years calling her out for being a lie…because when she was part of Disney they convinced people she was hot, she even won teen choice award for being hot, and I know Disney hired out a call center in India to cast votes for her…because she’s not that hot…

She did have a decent strategy of being fat as fuck, knowing that body is more important than face, and face..is something that she wasn’t graced with and something that her plastic surgeon couldn’t rally fix with the botched nosejob she got when she could afford to get it…she probably blamed a deviated septum…yeah..she’s one of those…

Well she’s in leggings, her fit ass is filling out, maybe she’s pregnant…or maybe she’s just old..but here she is and that must be important to someone….somewhere….since she’s a creepy celeb with creepy fans like that…

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2016

29

Nov

Ashley Tisdale Found her Lighting of the Day

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This just in, huge news, big news, like Ashley Tisdale’s nose….that makes her face all mangled even after plastic surgery, that takes away from her hot fit body, because ugly faces have that impact on overall hotness – but she has finally figured out her lighting – to avoid the Ashley Tisdale ugly face watch…and allow us to focus on her mid 30s sex appeal…

Never too late to live the fucking dream…

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2016

01

Nov

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch the Nipple Edition of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale Ugly Face…has been something I’ve been documenting since I saw her in a teen award show get labeled as “the hottest girl of the year”…and I thought that shit was so fucking corrupt and clearly a fucking lie – because she’s got this mangled, even after plastic surgery face….but she always had a pretty good body…because she was relatively fit, a good tactic when you’ve got a mangled face…not that it’s that bad…I mean I am rough on her…she’s better than any girl I’ve fucked…but the girls I fuck are broken down hookers and not hollywood stars who were on popular shows in their retirement…

But I guess when she deals with that face with a mask or make-up, wearing a see through top while her friends titty grab her…all that ugly watch….mangled face things…just don’t matter….keep up the good work Ashley Tisdale all wild and crazy on Halloween…

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2016

18

Oct

Chubby Ashley Tisdale Thighs in Leggings Hiding her Face of the Day

Ashley Tisdale has a workout

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Face…has been something I’ve been documenting since I saw her in a teen award show get labeled as “the hottest girl of the year”…and I thought that shit was so fucking corrupt and clearly a fucking lie – because she’s got this mangled, even after plastic surgery face….and now she’s rocking some thick inner thighs…because she’s older….and not working out as much I guess….

She’s a Disney High School musical girl, who is relatively irrelevant now…and has turned to her YOUTUBE to do cover songs…which is actually the opposite curve you want your career to take…you’re supposed to start with the youtube cover songs…I like how she intro’s her husband like she doesn’t know who he is….and more importantly…I like that only 1 million people watched this….after a week…you’d think she’d have more pull than this…but alas…irrelevant…

So watch her hide from the paparazzi in tight pants…as a memory of what was…knowing that one day they won’t take pics of her…but I doubt that…some of the garbage they take pics of are far less important than Ashley Tisdale or her Ugly watch…because some things…never get old…even when their faces do..

It’s too bad about the fat thighs..her body was really what carried her..but I guess…life…

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