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Archive for the Asian Category

2010

08

Apr

Asian Kid Sings Whitney Houston of the Day

Put a wig on this kid and he would make huge money in Thailand working for the British men and their penis who are there to play with little boy who look and sound like girls…

Posted in:Asian|Singing

2010

11

Jan

Shenae Grimes Does Asian Lesbians of the Day

I know Shenae Grimes is someone who really doesn’t matter and I’m not one of those faggots in a “Roots” sweater with a Canada flag tattooed on my chest who has Canadian pride in any way, which I think is the only valid reason anyone should be talking about her or her stint in the USA on the shittiest concept of a show ever, I just thought it was funny watching her get man-handled by some big dyke asian chick who overpowered her, you know for the sake of sexual fantasies, if big dyke asian chicks are your thing….and that’s all I have to say about that, because let’s face it I’ve said too much….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Asian|Lesbians|Shenae Grimes

2009

18

Mar

Russell Brand and His Asian Whore of the Day

All women like famous dick, so when I reached out to Russell Brand to ask him to comment on how much this asian girl who looks like she’d give a solid massage that ends with her tongue in your ass costs and he didn’t bother answering.

I knew it was because she was free. Girls have this trigger that goes off in their vaginas that if a guy is on TV, Movies, Stage, he is more important than the guy who isn’t, so they groupie themselves up and end up back at their hotel room, only to be violated from every which way, maybe thinking that it is validating to have famous cock, like it means they got through and were good enough amongst all the other chicks, or maybe it’s because they dream of a better life with the famous cock, you know designer fucking bags and shit. What they don’t realize is that the famous cock is only lookin for a good time, and has slutty girls all over the world willing to jump on their dicks. They know that girls are sluts, never respect them, never commit to them, never really do anything for them, other than the occassional text message or myspace message or facebook message to keep the fuckin’ door open because they’ve already got the girl to whore out for them once, might as well make it a routine, since the only reason the girl is with them is for their status/money, why not use them back the next time they roll into town.

These famous cocks are living the life in some people’s eyes, you know different pussy every fucking night, but it all seems like way too much fuckin’ work to me even if it comes easy…

Nice panties Russell and I bet this is a pretty shitty way for the dude who’s dating this girl in yellow to find out why she wasn’t answering his calls last night….sucker.

Posted in:Asian|Russell Brand|Whore

2009

30

Jan

Jessica Alba’s Not Getting My Kind of Asian Massage of the Day

This isn’t the kind of happy ending 10 dollar Asian Massage I’m used to, but then again I can’t make out what’s going on below the waste. It’s very possible, if not probable that three asian women are servicing her baby maker with their forearms. It’s really the only way she can get any form of satisfaction now that Cash Warren’s penis doesn’t touch her vagina walls no matter how hard he tries…and god knows he tries.

Posted in:Asian|Jessica Alba|Massage

2008

25

Aug

Shannen Doherty Looks Asian at the 90210 Premiere of the Day

I guess with the Olympics ending yesterday and the whole Asian taking over the world reports, Shannen Doherty figured that the botched plastic surgery she got that made her look like some kind of haggard Yoko Ono, wasn’t so bad. She figures that if this 90210 revival doesn’t work out, there will always be Chinese people who are just getting bootlegged 90210 box sets now, to hire her to attend their corporate events or even cast her to play some kind of American slut in one of their shitty soap operas you always see the woman working your local convenience store watching. The wold is a big place and there’s still hope that Shannen Doherty can get it together and really make a name for herself, even if it is in a new market and her commitment to that comes through strong with her new Asian face. I think it’s funny that you used to jerk off to this bitch and that’s pretty much the only reason I am posting these pictures….

Posted in:90210|Asian|Shannen Doherty