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2010

17

May

Phoebe Price Bikini Picture Stupidity of the Day

Phoebe Price continues her clown behavior in her bikini and I encourage, not so much because I like older redheads with shitty bodies in bikinis, but more because I like seeing anyone desperate for attention that they’d be willing to pretty much humiliate themselves, cuz a girl willing to humiliate herself to get noticed, is usually one who is pretty fucking easy to manipulate into doing other things, and even though we don’t have access to blowjobs from this bitch after we convince her that we can get her into the tabloids, it’s still kinda funny to watch….so cehck out this red haired clown clownin half naked when she should put some clothes on….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Attention Whore|Bikini|Phoebe Price

2010

22

Apr

AnnaLynne McCord’s Sister’s Cry for Attention of the Day

You know it’s a slow day when you start seeing people talk about some no names, even less accomplished sister, because she’s playin’ it up for the Paparazzi while loving every second of riding her sisters 15 minutes of fame cuz she got cast in 90210 the Next Generation, a show I can only assume will be cancelled very fucking soon, forcing these trashcans to head back home to their parents where they can live thinking they are the greatest, hottest, most talented that Hollywood threw the fuck out, because Hollywood is dated and doesn’t know what the people want…leading to incest lesbian sex tapes that won’t get them back into Hollywood, but will lead to a fetish site that charges memeber 19.99 a month, eventually makin’ them finally get the fame and male-attention they think they deserve because everyone in their small town, that I can only assume is filled with fat inbred trash, would feed their egos every fucking day….and here she is kissing a chick for the paparazzi to get noticed….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Attention Whore|Lesbian Kiss.

2010

13

Apr

Tila Tequila Struggles for Attention of the Day

I hate Tila Tequila and I think the rest of the world does too, but she’s trying her fucking hardest to try to rebuild the useless celebrity she had, but no one gives a fuck about her or her crazy stunts, it’s at the point of boring and I knew she was done when she only had 4,000 people watch her strip on webcam a few months ago…but she’s still trying to make noise and get noticed, but it’s only a matter of time before she kills herself, and we can only hope she brings other internet celebrities who tricked the mainstream into thinking they were relevant, like Perez Hilton…..

So as much as I want to ignore her existance out of fear that any publicity she gets means she’s winning, I’m confident in thinking that even if I turned my site into a Tila Tequila project, it wouldn’t help her already doomed future….and that failure excites me….

On a sidenote, I met Tila Tequila at her prime, I drank her alcohol she didn’t touch, and here are the videos the Videos….if you care….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Attention Whore|Tila Tequila

2010

25

Feb

Jayde Nicole Craving Attention of the Day

I don’t keep track of Jayde Nicole, but last I heard she was dumped by her meal ticket and access to “The Hills”, so I can only assume she’ gone back to her roots, and to what actually got her in Hollywood, and that’s Playboy. So you can be expecting more boring staged naked pics of this cunt, because it is all she knows, and when she’s not riding one of her boyfriend’s for a free ride, she’s showing the world her vagina, hoping to land another rich guy to sweep her off her feet. It’s like going to a cattle auction, just the young, used up, money grubbing, self absorbed pussy version.

Here she is craving attention…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Attention Whore|Jayde Nicole

2009

21

Dec

Tila Tequila Bottom Feeding of the Day

So I go from an actress who kept to herself, who was relatively low key, especially the last few years who despite a bad choice in husbands, really didn’t bother me at all. She was in good movies, she was a good actress, she was cute and fun to see in movies, who passed away before her time, a tragedy, whether it was suicide, drug addiction, mixing prescriptions or her diabetes….to this piece of fucking garbage Tila Tequila bottom feeding whore, who is loud to get noticed, who pretends to be a dyke to get noticed and who sluts it up to get noticed. She is trash and low grade meat and even her staged scenes to get noticed lack any fucking edge, substance or creativity. She is someone who I’m sure everyone can agree would be better off dead, or at least our society would be better off with her dead because she is the fucking devil, I just don’t understand how she hasn’t killed herself yet, or how she can be so delusional to think she’s got value on this earth…

Now she’s gone a recruited some heiress to the Johnson and Johnson fortune named Casey Johnson who clearly is trying to piss off some family members and pave her own way like she was Paris Hilton and like all old money families there’s almost always one misguided whore to bring down the rest of them thanks to not having to work….even though I can only imagine hanging with Tila Tequila would feel like a job, a real horrible fucking job, worse than shoveling horse shit, or anything that Dirty Jobs show has been on and I”m just talking about her pussy…something she wouldn’t have been keeping in panties when on her quest for fame if she was really serious about getting noticed…I can always tell how committed a bitch is to a cause based on how much pussy lip she shows….

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Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Attention Whore|Tila Tequila

2009

28

Sep

Lala Vasquez is Washing Her Car Put Still Smells Like Trash of the Day

Here is some fat pig attention whore named Lala Vasquez. She hangs out with Kim Kardashian and her vile sisters and I don’t know what she does, but it seems like she’s tied into VH1 as they are probably the only people willing to give her work because she must be blackmailing an exec there as she looks like fucking garbage you expect working the street corner and not on your TV.

In typical fucking trash styke, she went out to wash her car in her Ed Hardy clothes, I guess in efforts to get some paparazzi pictures taken of her, because when you’re a fat attention whore pig and that’s what you live for. She even went on to pour a bottle of water on tits her in attempt to be sexy or shocking or playful with the camera but It just looks like a joke to to me. She should probably just stick to eating, her body leads me to believe she’s real good at that and leave the sexy car wash to the highschool girls raising money for their graduation party in the gas station down the street from me.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Attention Whore|Car Wash|Lala Vasquez|Trash

2009

04

May

Paris’ BFF is still a Fucking Attention Whore Clown of the Day

This Paris BFF girl is a fucking joke. I mean it was pretty much understood when she signed up to be on the show that she was never going to be taken seriously, but now that Paris is over the 60 days she decided to give up to pretend she actually liked this girl, by letting her walk into events with her, stunts need to be pulled to prevent her slowly slipping back into obscurity. The only problem is that she’s a useless, talentless cunt, who only got here for being on a garbage show that she tried sucking another useless, talentless cunt’s dick off to win. So here she is with crazy clown hair, which I guess is a good practice for when she’s living on the street and too poor to afford a hairbush.

Here she is in Video Promoting Some Dude’s Band and Dissing Paris Hilton….Good Times….

Posted in:Attention Whore|BFF|Paris Hilton|Ugly