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2023

22

Nov

The Instagram Girl with the Glowing Butt Plug of the Day

Her name is YOURGFMILA which seems a little manipulative, like she’s targeting the lonely simps into believing that she cares about them, that she doesn’t just want them to subscribe to her shit, that she would actually meet them in person if they sign over their life savings to her, that she will learn to love them just as long they keep sending her money to show that they care, these things take time, it’s not a love at first sight situation, but that doesn’t mean it can’t end in a loyal partnership to end the painful sadness and lonliness without her….

IT’s some programming “Your Girlfriend”…..telling your weak mind that she’s your girl, while telling all her followers that she’s their girl too, all to get into their wallets over an internet connection, while you never get in her pants…terrible deal.

Like granny always said, “it’s not gonna suck itself”….but she also said “If you’re going to pay a whore, be sure you’re draining your balls in the whore”…..otherwise what’s the fucking point…there’s no real connection over a screen, get it together loser.

Anyway, this girl, YOUR GIRLFRIEND MILA who is NOT your Girlfriend, keeps popping up on the instagram feed and she’s got a light up butt plug that shines through her pants. That’s her angle, that’s her creative vision, that is within the instagram rules, terms, conditions, moral code, all while contributing and profiting off the degeneracy of society.

She may be AI….or photoshopped so hard that she’s not technically real…but she’s your gf, not mine.

Posted in:Attention Whores

2009

24

Nov

Some Twins in Bikinis Trying To Get Attention in the UK of the Day

A set of Twins in the UK, who I guess were doing a publicity stunt or a contest for Zoo magazine, showed up to X-Factor with some posters trying to get noticed and I guess it worked because I don’t give a fuck about X-Factor and I really don’t even give a fuck about these tacky bitches, despite how easy they obviously are, proven by their trashy slut hairstyle, probably because my Twin-fetish dried up with all the posts I’ve done on the Good Charlotte Sisters……they’ve ruined twin sex for me, but I am posting the pics anyway…maybe Zoo will return the favor and put me on the cover of their magazine….ideally in a bikini, its a fetish….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Attention Whores|Bikinis|Girls