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2015

20

Jan

Audrina Partidge Bikini Pic of the Day

Audrina Patridge is a pile of reality TV shit…that is old and dried out now…but still shit left behind by reality TV…you know Reality TV’s unwanted baby, left in the dumpster at Prom….just a tupperwear container reality TV left in the gym locker found 4 years later with food left in it..the left in the corner and forgotten toy they based Toy Story on, without having a hit movie made on her…and here she is in a bikini.

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2014

13

Aug

Audrina Patridge is in a Bikini of the Day

Audrina Patridge is back and I guess he show isn’t doing so well – because she’s shooting scenes for it in a bikini.

I guess whoring herself out to The Hills has taught her a very valuable life lesson, and that is that if you get half naked, especially with a rocking’ body. People will notice.

It is the whole reason her dad bought her tits at 16, when he realized she was too fucking stupid to do anything else and I guess it works, considering she’s been virtually unknown since The Hills…and I guess at least she’s trying, even if she should have found a billionaire to marry so that she stops polluting the media with her existence…oh well. Bikini!

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2014

11

Aug

Audrina Patridge Bikinis of the Day

It amazes me that NBC gave Audrina Patridge a show that airs after Saturday Night Live….I guess they think she’s a fucking joke, along with the rest of the world, but it was the same slot they gave Carson Daly before he leveraged that into hosting a hit fucking show, starring Shakira (see previous post to see who Shakira is, in the event you’re idiot)….so this Network Shit…could mean there’s more Audrina Patridge for the world…and it could be that the dumb one with fake tits because the most famous and successful one which goes to show you – that if you look good in a bikini – that’s pretty much all you fucking need to get by…or more importantly – to fucking win….

Here are some of her pics…

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2014

28

Jul

Audrina Patridge Fails at Cosplay of the Day

If you remember who Audrina Patridge is, then you may have never asked yourself “I wonder what happened to Audrina Patridge”…you just assumed that with all reality stars except maybe the Kardashians, she fated into obscurity, or maybe, she just hit rock bottom…

I mean sure she’s going to always make money, or have money with residuals and investments her business manager set up for her…but in terms of fame and relevance..she’s fucking nothing…even if she is able to support her boyfriend financially…

Well, it turns out that if you thought she hit rock bottom, but weren’t too sure, here is the proof that she did hit rock bottom this past weekend – at Comicon…where she did some Cosplay shit which screams “remember me, remember me, remember me”…Cosplay shit that wasn’t erotic or that didn’t bring out and fantasies in anyone…but just Cosplay that looked like it was from a porn set where she just got cummed all over…

Either way…it’s safe to say…she’s done…if you didn’t think she already was done…

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2014

03

Jul

Audrina Patridge in her Underwear of the Day

I wonder if you’ve hit rock bottom in terms of your celebrity – when you start taking erotic pics in your underwear for a membership porn site…after accepting a free vacation in Bora Bora in exchange for an instagram post…because 10 years after reality TV career..you’ve disappeared..

I guess we could just ask this trick Audrina…but I’m not sure she’d be understand what you were saying…I’ve heard she’s that level of retard.

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2014

24

Jun

Audrina Patridge Bikini in Bali of the Day

It’s nice to see that in Audrina Patridge’s retirement, yes I know she booked some NBC late night show, but I like to pretend that it didn’t happen, and that there is still hope for society….

She has taken on a new hobby, and that’s editing songs over her photoshopped instagram bikini pics, it’s so artistic, even though I know she had someone on her team do it…

I guess she also to play in the pool with coconuts, because this vapid cunt can be funny sometimes, at least amongst her circle of dudes using her for her money and fake tits, cuz the dumb ones are always the easiest to trick….

Either way, she was on a free vacation paid for by a hotel she plugged and I like that kind of “work” ethic….

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2013

23

Dec

Audrina Patridge Bikini Pics of the Day

Audrina Patridge lives.

That’s really all I have to say about that. In fact, I’ve already said too much because when you’re a fake titty Orange County pile of shit who scammed her way onto a TV show that paved the way for a middle class life and a real low level celebrity for life…you kinda don’t matter…

The only real happiness her decent body cuz she’s got nothing better to do than work out…is that her boyfriend she pays for cheats on her.

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2013

11

Sep

Audrina’s Shitty Bikini Pics of the Day

My best Audrina Patridge story is that she’s still making money from being on The Hills, which is insane, and that she’s more relevant than Heidi Montag, which is expected since Heidi Montag is garbage, and that is actually the one who bankrolls her husband or boyfriend who cheats on her…because Audrina is a broken girl who can be mistreated, but you probably already knew that from her fake tits…

I don’t give a fuck about this bitch, or any of the MTV reality show idiots that were exploited to make MTV a lot more money than they made themselves….but I do like bikinis….so as long as she brings it…I’ll still listen to her half retarded bullshit..

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2013

01

Jul

Audrina Patridge Bikinis in Miami of the Day

Audrina Patridge is in Miami and now that she doesn’t have a job, not that being on THE HILLS was actually ever considered a fucking job, she’s got plenty of time to make stupid twitter vacation montages, like she was a lonely housewife, and this was scrap booking, but that flaw in her strategy is that the PAPARAZZI WERE TAKING ALL THESE BIKINI PICS OF HER …making her artistic vision that looks like it was taken from the Facebook page of a handicapped 10 year old….which makes sense because that’s about the mental capacity Audrina has.

If she really wanted to matter, or entertain her fans, that are probably in their 20s now, or a bunch of pervert dudes, she should focus on leaking nudes, she’s got the fake tits already, she might as well use them…wasn’t that the whole reason her dad bought them?


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2013

10

May

Audrina Patridge Cheesy Bikini Pics in Tahiti of the Day

Audrina Patridge may be a fucking gutter pile of shit of a human….she may have done nothing of substance or value to society….she may just be filler silicone filled garbage dump of shell of a human….who sold her soul to be on some shitty MTV show because it was better than being a hooters girl….and now she lives a better life than any of us….and has a great body living it…..How can you not be a fan….

I don’t know what these pictures are from, but I do know they are like the annoying engaged couple pics you see on people’s wedding sites, all cheesy and humiliating as fuck, as they pretend to be so in love….even though we all know it will end in divorce…or if we are lucky, murder suicide!!


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2013

30

Apr

Audrina Patridge Pants Off for Stndrd Mag of the Day

Remember mentally challenged, retard, Audrina Patridge from the worst MTV had to offer, back when MTV felt the world was filled with mindless retards and shoving this kind of garbage down their throat would shut them up and make them consume products from their advertisers….something that I am sure they still feel, but that luckily Audrina Patridge and her shitty show isn’t a part of, because they are the fucking worst….and despite being the fucking worst, in everything she does and represents, from teenage implants to being a fame whore…she does have a pretty great body when you strip her down and get her posing, even if her face is a little inbred.

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2013

20

Mar

Audrina Patridge Staged Beach Bikini Pics for Old Times of the Day

I used to hate this Audrina Patridge chick. You know, when she had a job on a hit show and thought she was at the top of her game. She was overexposed in all kinds of magazines, turning down Playboy offers despite her fake tits, because she though that it was only going to get better for her…

But now that it hasn’t, seeing her unemployed and paying the paparazzi to follow her on the beach, cuz she still has a hot body, all in efforts to have one more go at things, is almost desperate and depressing and that’s an aphrodisiac for me…especially since she’s got a hot body.

I guess this post is a little reminder to us all that she lives….not that we care.


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2012

25

Jul

Audrina Patridge Bikinis at Trashy Casinos for Money of the Day

Audrina Patridge is still at it…take that haters who thought her stint on The Hills was all she was good for….you know those of us who thought she was just a half retarded chick with implants her dad bought her cuz he had no hope for her to achieve anything beyond stripping….well guess what…she’s booking really prestigious jobs…like running pool parties in her bikini at Foxwood’s Casino…rocking Indian reserves harder than a bootleg cigarette vendor shack…it’s the fucking Vegas of the the North East that trashy fat old couples go to cuz they can’t afford vegas….haters….you just have no idea what’s up…or what making career moves is all about….this is not prostituting yourself for a dollar…you’re just a bunch of haters…now look at her fake tits…they are all that matters.


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2012

24

May

Audrina Patridge in a Bikini of the Day

Audrina Patridge should do porn. I’m not just saying that because all girls should do porn…because I want to watch all girls fuck….I am saying that because there really is no where else for her to go…I think she could excel at getting groups of men to cum on her….she already has the fake tits…and there would be a reason for her to be on camera….you know in a place where she’d be wanted on camera…Overall, it would be great for her self esteem…it would allow her to re-invent herself as her own person, who isn’t some retard on some horrible reality show no one remembers…who has already gone onto Dancing with the Stars or in her case the nail in her coffin before she’s 25…You know it’d be bringing her back to a place she likes without us wanting to punch her in the fucking face….cuz even if she’s a bad fuck, I’d be into it….seeing these bikini pics….are just boring.


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2012

18

May

Audrina Patridge Bikini in Mexico of the Day

Audrina Patridge was in a bikini with her boyfriend…showing off her fake titties like they matter….but it turns out that they don’t…She’s pretty much peaked in terms of her celebrity…it is all downhill from here….she’ll get older and fatter….she’s already done Dancing with the Stars, the general public don’t even remember there was a show called The Hills, and I assume the next substantial move by her is when she makes the news when she dies….

But she’s in a bikini


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