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2011

17

Jan

Autumn Reeser Ass and Tits in Big Bang of the Day

I don’t know what this movie is – but it looks like some serious shit…but I guess it’s not entirely shit….because Autumn Reeser is having a decent sex scene in it….I don’t have speakers, so I don’t know what she’s going off about as she fucks…but I do know that nothing says “the best sex of my life” like a bitch who gives annoying running commentAutumn Reeser
Autumn Reeser Ass and Tits in Big Bang of the Day

I don’t know what this movie is – but it looks like some serious shit…but I guess it’s not entirely shit….because Autumn Reeser is having a decent sex scene in it….I don’t have speakers, so I don’t know what she’s going off about as she fucks…but I do know that nothing says “the best sex of my life” like a bitch who gives annoying running commentary about bullshit I dont care about while I want to bust inside them but she’s got some great perlky tits….so I can ignore her bad career choices….and who knows…maybe this garbage is ok….I will just never see it…cuz I saw all I need to…

Here’s some other bitch naked named Sienna Guillory….

ary about bullshit I dont care about while I want to bust inside them but she’s got some great perlky tits….so I can ignore her bad career choices….and who knows…maybe this garbage is ok….I will just never see it…cuz I saw all I need to…

Here’s some other bitch naked named Sienna Guillory….

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2010

29

Dec

Autumn Reeser Sex Scene in Some Movie of the Day

I remember the name Autumn Reeser from The O.C cuz I used to watch the OC with a bunch of older perverts who would go to college bars after each episode to talk up young drunk bitches about something they were interested i thinking it would up our chances in getting them nice and date raped.

I remember everyone going nuts over this bitch, but I don’t really remember this bitch, so I looked her up and it turns out she got married back in May, announced that she is pregnant December 1st, and that pretty much means she’s over before she’s really even started,

Luckily for you, you can see her almost erotic in a pre baby sex scene, showing the world how she got pregnant, without the actual sex, in some movie called Smokin’ Aces 2: Assassins’ Ball and this scene’s pretty hot…unfortunately she won’t be in 7-8 months…that’s the life of a chick….

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2010

08

Mar

Autumn Reeser Sex Scene of the Day

She was on “The O.C.” and now she’s fucking Antonio Banderas in some upcoming movie. I don’t really remember who she was, but I did watch “The O.C.” because unlike The Hills, it wasn’t pretending to be real life, so I could deal with it. Not to mention that at the time it was on, I was spending a lot of time as the creep in the college bars who needed an opener to talk to these young hot girls without coming across as creepy as I looked, and figured it was ideal to talk about something they were passionate about, and “The O.C.” was all I came up with…but I am thinking she didn’t get naked and she didn’t have big stupid tits, but it’s nice to see how things change as a bitch tries to take her acting career to the next level…especially when she does it with a nude scene and not playing a retard rape vitim or something equally “Challenging” in hollywood terms….

Either way, this sure isn’t the OC anymore…now check out these titties…

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2008

15

Aug

Autumn Reeser in a Bikini for Maxim of the Day

Autumn Reeser was on The O.C. She played someone named Taylor. I used to watch the OC because I had a shitty TV that got that channel for free using a shitty antenna that I made out of a coat hanger I was saving to use on my wife if ever she got pregnant before realizing I didn’t need it anymore because I found out I had fertility issues. I was also going to a college bar every thursday because it was 2 dollar beers at a time when I could afford to get wasted with college kids on 2 dollar beers.. It turned out that the first couple of weeks were awkward, because the girls just saw an old, messy, drunk guy raining on their parade like Lil Wayne Rain’s on the Hoes, all because I didn’t have anything to talk about with them other than their hot perky college tits in hopes of getting invited back to their dorms to watch them experiment with sex and drugs like the shit I’ve read / seen college girls do on the internet. I realized that watching the OC, that aired earlier that night, was a key “in” because they all watched it earlier that night and were hooked and would get excited when shit was brought up, leading to me being accepted in their circle so I made a point of staying on top of the shit and never got to watch them experiment with sex and drugs, but didn’t get beat up by asshole jocks when asking their girl’s dirty questions because I was in. Either way, I don’t remember this girl on the show, must have been after my time, but I do remember Rachel Bilson…..

Speaking of Rachel Bilson, I messaged some random girl on Facebook who’s last name was Bilson and this was our conversation…..

Jesus Martinez
with a name like Bilson, you should be related to Rachel Bilson, otherwise you should change your name, because there’s no real point in having it…..

Rachel Bilson’s Cousin
i am related to her….

Jesus Martinez
are you her second cousin? cuz if you are you can gay marry her.

Rachel Bilson’s Cousin
haha
she is my cousin

Jesus Martinez
Have you ever seen her naked?

Jesus Martinez
You know even as little kids playing in the lake or having bath’s togehter?

Jesus Martinez
What are the chances of you getting me a couple nude pics of her?

Jesus Martinez
Not very likely right?

Jesus Martinez
Like I shouldn’t start writing up a post announcing I have exclusive pics of her right?

Jesus Martinez
There must be something she did to piss you off over the years, maybe you resent her success and wish you were the star in the family….

Jesus Martinez
wouldn’t this be the best way to give her what she deserves….

Jesus Martinez
I guess you’re not into the idea…..

Jesus Martinez
Hello?

That’s when I gave up, I guess we’re no longer friends and that short moment we spent together on the internet, that made me one person away from Rachel Bilson, is one I will hold close to my heart forever.

Here’s Automn Reeser and her Firey hair that her literal parents named her after in her bikini for Maxim, even though it’s my second Maxim post of the day and fuckers aren’t even paying me for this shit, but I am hoping I encourage people to not buy any of their magazines because you can find all the goods here instead of there., it is my attempt to ruin them because I just resent everyone who makes more money than me, which is pretty much everyone.

Here’s a creepy video called Taylor and Ryan – Forever Love – That Made me Laugh….Because Someone Was Creepy/Lame Enough to Waste Their TIme Doing This….

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