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Bella Thorne and Ava Sambora Both Turn 18 Despite what the Perverts Want of the Day


Bella Thorne, daughter of what I assume are a couple of stage parent hippies…who burned through some of their other kids…Kalli and Danni…trying to get them into the entertainment industry…but striking gold with this fiery one…has been the subject of jailbait sexual deviants like you…who go fucking mad for 17 year olds because they are exactly the same as 18 year olds…but it is illegal to fuck them or see them in porn…at least in the USA…and that triggers something in perverts on the internet that gets these girls famous…but often times forgotten by the time they turn 19…

Well…Bella THorne..is no longer jailbait, she’s turned 18…and now jerking off to her, because if you know who she is, you’re weird and jerking off to her, unless you’re me who is forced to do this shit…is less scandalous and thus boring…so go back to some throat fucking porn….

Also turned 18, is Heather Locklear Jr…created with Richie Sambora’s sperm, and thrown into the modeling agency because when you’re rich and your parents are rich and famous…in the heart of this scene, it’s really difficult to make it, but only because no all girls with trust funds are as eager or keen as girls like Gigi Hadid, who just get out of bed, while these other girls can’t be bothered because I guess they aren’t half arab…and trying to establish themselves…when they can just sit at the pool instead….

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Ava Sambora in a Bikini in Bora Bora of the Day


Ava Sambora is Richie Sambora, who just got in trouble for threatening to kill his assistant ,or girlfriend, or who the fuck knows…he’s in Bon Jovi, rich as fuck and was married to Heather Locklear, the model actress but most importantly, the rock groupie in the 90s, which ended with more than a case of herpes, but a marriage, a divorce settlement, and probably a pretty exciting life, that ugly girls never get to experience….

Well, it also ended with Ava Sambora, who is a young model, 16 or 17, that has been producing some pics on her instagram from her trip that she went with both parents on in Bora Bora…that involve a 16 or 17 year old in a bikini, and although having sex with 16 or 17 year olds is illegal…as is erotica featuring 16 or 17 year old girls, unless you’re Victoria’s Secret in the 90s, or the producer of Blue Lagoon….you shouldn’t look at this sexually, but instead cross reference it to any girl you’ve got with who has been over 20, because that’s usually around the time they all fall apart….

All this to say, I wonder how many other kids he has floating around the world thanks to groupies, but more importantly, I predict a lot of good things to come with this celebrity kid…thanks to social media…and daddy issues and all that having too much access to money, and parents too into themselves to pay attention – I beleive…

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Ava Sambora’s Instagram Bikini of the Day

Richie Sambora and Heather Locklear’s troubled tween…who I assume is troubled because her mom is Heather Locklear and her dad Richie Sambora….you know Richie Sambora always in and out of rehab causing rockstar issues and Locklear constantly trying to kill herself..leaving poor little Ava, alone to fend for herself while her parents are too into themselves, with her million dollar trust fund and more importantly, money she’s made on her own thanks to being thrown into the industry at a young age, leaving her in Hawaii posing in bikinis for Instagram, that would be creepy to look at if Ava at 16 wasn’t more grown up than more 25 year olds thanks the living the rockstar life, her whole fucking life…

These are some pics of her instagram, she likes to show off her butt, I guess she thinks it is cute…who cares…

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Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora With their Daughter of the Day

Her name is Ava Sambora. She is 13 and despite all her make up and see through tops…looks 13. I’m not posting this shit cuz I know you like 13 year olds like the sick fuck who needs to be locked up that you are…..but as more of a tribute to modern parenting skills and the modern teenage girl especially when she coms from two self involved idiots who don’t really know why they have a kid together, and who don’t have any real business having a kid together, but shit seemed like a good idea at the time while coked up… cuz they can afford it so it’ll be alright….and what it really comes down to is how many undeage girls Richie Sambora has pretended were 18 both on tour and at his daughter’s sleepover parties…her’s a rockstar…that’s what they do…

Bonus that’s not really a bonus cuz bitch has already done playboy and we’ve seen her naked Bridget Marquardt was wearing an almost see through shirt was wherever these people are…

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Ava Sambora and Heather Locklear are the Mother/Daughter Team of the Day

Ava Sambora is the daughter of Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora. She had her modeling debut for her father’s new clothing lined called “White Trash Beautiful”…something that I didn’t think was real white trash until finding out she isn’t 18 but is actually 13 and I guess whoring out your 13 year old daughter like this was the trailer park and poppa needs a case of beer and the only money he has is in the form of his daughter….at least until the welfare check comes in…only makes sense…or maybe she just wants to become a model and since his marriage to her mother fell apart he decied to give his baby what she wants….and who knows maybe she’ll be hot later in life and since Heather Locklear is hot….

I’m really just posting this because I accidentally was in the same restaurant as Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora this saturday as a crowd filled up outside and they were definitely a lot more low key and less bullshit than the other celebrity encounters (Jake Gyllenhaal) I had later that day….and now I’m not sure if I will get in trouble for posting this but assume I won’t since I am not the father who put his girl on stage for everyone to take pictures of…and I guess many future mother/daughter sexual fantasies will come from these two and hot mother/daughter combos I see walking in the gym, at Starbucks or shopping are always amazing….as long as the daughter isn’t still a kid….here are the pics…

Here’s Alexis Knapp and her Snake in a See Thru Shirt at the Event…But I Have No Idea Who She Is…or why she was allowed to bring her snake in….but I guess she was keeping in like with being White Trash Beautiful whatever that means….

Pics via Bauer

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