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2016

19

Jul

Ava Sambora’s in a Bikini of the Day

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Ava Sambora is so marketable, yet she does the instagram hooker approach to modelng….I don’t understand how that happened, or why it happened, or how she is so disconnected with the simple steps it takes to get instagram famous, something they all want…when her mom is Heather Locklear and her dad is Bon Jovi’s right hand, both who have a pile of fucking money, they can use to help her produce good quality shit..

It’s like why pull the HADID and be a respectable model, when you can just be like Brooke Hogan or fucking whoever else had money and fucking failed at making it work because she went for trashy instead of gold, even though all of it is the fucking same and equally fucking trash…

I believe in Ava Sambora…she will turn this around…ideally onto all fours so I can see more of where her asshole and pussy meet…my favorite seam on any body..

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2016

28

Jun

Ava Sambora Still Bikinis of the Day

Ava Sambora, is a rich kid trying to make it, and who I truly believe could make it, even if her mom barely made it, but got to where she did by making it, with dudes who were into making it with her….she was still on TV…

So this Ava Sambora has still got the name, opportunity, finances, and youthful, marketable, commercial look and spirit to be the next big thing…the next Gigi Hadid, the accessibly hot, tight body, moderately cheesy, yet relatable half naked girl..perfect to promote bikinis, or Carl’s Jr, or any of the real basic stuff that bros and dudes are like “look hot girL”…

YET – she chooses to do the stripper / hooker / instagram immigrant model route..with all the money and connects, she chooses trashy….and it’s weird to me…. is she that sheltered and disconnected that she doesn’t know what is cool and what is not, so she jumps on the whore hustle…or is she just blacklisted by the industry..because of who her mom is…or is she just clueless and takes anything that happens fo rher – I DON’T GET IT…

But I do think she should hire me as her manager. We could make magic / a sex tape.

She is great. Misguided rich kid who could, but great…ass…great ass.

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2016

14

Jun

Ava Sambora Looks Good in a Bikini of the Day

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Ava Sambora is a young, cute, California girl with a Heather Locklear mom and a rockstar dad, which means she’s like a Kate Hudson, who doesn’t need to work, has access to everything and anything she wants, but all she really wants is a legit career or to be celebrated for being her own person, instead of just taking your free money from her parents….

So she could use that trust fund or allowance to travel the world and have a good time…I mean her dad’s in fucking Bon Jovi, dude’s got serious money…but I guess her mom raised her to use that body – to get that attention – to find an earner of her own – because she can….

Maybe Richie Sambora’s got a handful of kids to spread his wealth to – via groupies around the world…leaving Ava forced to fend for herself in this scary social media run world…the only place a girl really matters…

But what makes no sense, is that she’s keeping things bootleg, she decided to shoot with a company known for being an “escort” agency from people in the know. A paparazzi agency that “helps” make immigrant whores seem legit, instead of working with a real agency for a real brand.

It makes no sense to me, but her young, fit ass, makes that confusion all seem to make sense..and everything is ok…even more than ok….perfect…amazing…round…just cheesy as fuck….

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2016

26

May

Ava Sambora in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Ava Sambora is my kind of rich kid…broken and misguided as fuck…young and hot in her bathing suit but working her social media the same way a low level instagram model does…

She’s not even with the big brands, or leveraging her family contacts, but instead has worked with a straight up escort agency that brings in international stripper looking girls and gets them clients to fuck to pay their rent…as they pose for water….

It’s so fucking weird to me…when the formula is so simple, you’d think a young babe like this wouldn’t have to bottom feed the way she does to get noticed…like a bottle service girl in some small town who dates the only black guy does…cheesy shoots, to be the next bootleg Kardashian fake tits and face looking stripper bitches…seems like a fucking fail..

Her dad is Bon Jovi member – Her Mom hooker Heather Locklear – which in the 90s was for Rockers what all these other fake ass and face sluts on the interneg are for rappers passing through…but Ava is already rich, she doesn’t need to go the same dick sucking route other girls need to go…

Not that I’m hating her bikini pic…keep em coming…so I keep coming…

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2016

15

Mar

Ava Sambora CameltoeHits Rock Bottom Before it Even Starts of the DAy

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Ava Sambora is this amazing, cute, young, youthful, babe that Heather Locklear shat out of her during her Melrose Place Bon Jovi groupie years…

She’s rich, she’s got a budget to be creating content and her own career as a lifestyle blogger, like a Kardashian only less troll like, and more blonde, fit and youthful on the beach…

You know Richie Sambora and Heather Locklear’s troubled tween… who may not even be troubled, but just part of the era of social media stardom, and is now taking her modeling to the bottom of the fucking barrel…

You may not know this, but this water company, who I avoid always, since it is owned by an evil paparazzi dude who tried to sue me at least once, understands that staged shitty paparazzi pics on the beach – get picked up by the press…

They use that basic, bottom of the barrel fact to get girls into working for them for free, sometimes even promising them the “billboard” on the Sunset Strip which is a whole pile of bullshit…

The girls they get are washed up, playboy cyber girls and other bottom feeding paparazzi whores…normally escorts…But the pics get picked up, since dude owns the pap agency and blogs like bikini pics…

So it makes absolutely no sense, why a connected girl would look at this route and think it’s good strategy…

She should just call me – I can help.. This is the equivalent of a finding out your daughter is on heroin…not just weed.

Bad. So bad. Hot ass though. Hot young ass though…

Ava…Answer my instagram message.

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2016

29

Feb

Ava Sambora 18 Year Old Bikini Party of the Day

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It is safe to say that Ava Sambora is a emotionally stunted, even go as far as call her broken, rich girl brat who has everything but normalcy in her life.

Her mom is some vain Heather Locklear, who you would assume has nothing else going on in her life than to parent….and her dad is in Bon Jovi…so you’d assume that he also has nothing going on in his life other than parent…but with these hollywood types, their egos and insane money gets in the way of normal upbringing…very 90s…

Not to mention, her friends are all other rich kids, who’s parents are equally self involved, career and money oriented assholes….it’s the LA LIFE…

The good news is that all these spoiled rich kids what to get famous too, they they have everything else, and they want to establish a name for themselves, often through vapid whore behavior like innocent bikini pics, which I guess isn’t exclusive to rich kids, but all 18 year old coeds are doing it too – making the internet a great fucking place to cruise masturbation material…

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2016

09

Feb

Ava Sambora Figured Out Instagram of the Day

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I would assume that Ava Sambora is a emotionally stunted, even go as far as call her broken, rich girl who has everything but normalcy.

Her mother a model turned actress (I use that word loosely)….Heather Locklear…who was passed around from rocker to rocker in the 90s, a rock groupie, ending up on Richie Sambora…and her dad Richie Sambora…who spent her life touring and fucking groupies who were like her mom but werent her mom. It’s the rock and roll way..

Well she’s on some get famous kick and people only talk about her when she’s in bikinis, so she’s giving the people what they want to pave her own identity even though she’ll always be the daughter of those two late 90s idiots…and she’s taking it seriously…even getting hair and make-up done before the big instagram shoot…right..

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2016

08

Jan

Ava Sambora had Figured it Out of the Day

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Ava Sambora has posted a bikini pic everyday for the last few days and people are paying attention to her…

I am sure it has nothing to do with her mom being Heather Locklear and her dad being in Bon Jovi…I am sure her success that her hot young 18 year old in a bikini body has everything to do with her hard work, her high concept selfies, and the fact that she’s cheesy lookin’ all American lookin, perfect level of stripper looking, commercial instagram model…

And who really cares, when she’s going the same thirsty concept bikini pics, because people LOVE bikini pics…and concept makes it seem less desperate…right…I mean it works on me, even if 18 is creeper level 10…it’s legal..and in this case…pretty lovely…

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2016

07

Jan

Ava Sambora’s Amazing Tween Bikini Body of the Day

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This is what happens when you mix the DNA of a cheesy rocker in one of the world’s best selling band, Richie Sambora of Bon Jovi fame….with some groupie slut who was smart enough to become a model before instagram…who probably worked for very little or free…just to call herself a model..in efforts to fuck all the rockstar cock she could…because it was the 80s and 90s and that’s what these bitches were into..they were the overpaid DJs and vine stars… of their generation….

Well, like all the rich kids and celebrity kids she too wants her own personal brand, celebrity, and instagram following, because it’s so cool to feel wanted and validated by the public when you have everything else you’re bratty rich kid ass wants…even access to jobs…

So she’s posting bikini pics, that’s what they do….tits get hits…especailly when you look 14, despite being 18…

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2016

05

Jan

Ava Sambora Brings Out the Tits of the Day

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18 year old bikini selfie….because magazines and photographers may not care about her…but instagram does….

Ava Sambora is probably a damaged rich kid, who is now 18, so not creepy for you to jerk off to, even if she looks like a 15 year old trying to be slutty for her instagram, in efforts to get famous like a Kardashian…

You know that being Richie Sambora’s Bon Jovi daughter with hooker/ model / actor Heather Locklear…the groupie…means she lives the good life, with people not necessarily prepared for the good life, or being parents really, because they never had to grow up as life just fucking happened for them, too into themselves and lazy to really instill good values, but rich enough to give her everything, including but not limited an ego..entitlement and with social media the way it is, a need to have the most damn followers she can…via half naked bikini pics…solid.

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2015

27

Nov

Ava Sambora for Snapchat of the Day

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When your dad is in Bon Jovi, but isn’t Bon Jovi and your mom is Heather Locklear, a rock and roll groupie who was clever enough to be a model and the kind of actress who gets cast for being hot…and not because she can act…you learn all the tricks to make your social media matter…which is all the kids really care about these days, and I guess all the brands that are hiring them care about also..

It’s like she’s got the trust fund dollars and the connections to get quality photoshoots, to work with quality brands, and to get those followers to a place that makes her forget that she needs or wants to self medicate…you know filling the void…

If social media existed many years ago, and people realized that popularity can be bought…easily…I bet there would be a lot less rich kid suicides…because Social Media accounts save…once they hit that critical mass….

So she’s young, barely 18, already on the hustle…trying to be the next Gigi Hadid…because no one really understands what actually matters in life…cuz it is definitely none of this…

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2015

08

Oct

Bella Thorne and Ava Sambora Both Turn 18 Despite what the Perverts Want of the Day

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Bella Thorne, daughter of what I assume are a couple of stage parent hippies…who burned through some of their other kids…Kalli and Danni…trying to get them into the entertainment industry…but striking gold with this fiery one…has been the subject of jailbait sexual deviants like you…who go fucking mad for 17 year olds because they are exactly the same as 18 year olds…but it is illegal to fuck them or see them in porn…at least in the USA…and that triggers something in perverts on the internet that gets these girls famous…but often times forgotten by the time they turn 19…

Well…Bella THorne..is no longer jailbait, she’s turned 18…and now jerking off to her, because if you know who she is, you’re weird and jerking off to her, unless you’re me who is forced to do this shit…is less scandalous and thus boring…so go back to some throat fucking porn….

Also turned 18, is Heather Locklear Jr…created with Richie Sambora’s sperm, and thrown into the modeling agency because when you’re rich and your parents are rich and famous…in the heart of this scene, it’s really difficult to make it, but only because no all girls with trust funds are as eager or keen as girls like Gigi Hadid, who just get out of bed, while these other girls can’t be bothered because I guess they aren’t half arab…and trying to establish themselves…when they can just sit at the pool instead….

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2015

06

Apr

Ava Sambora in a Bikini in Bora Bora of the Day

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Ava Sambora is Richie Sambora, who just got in trouble for threatening to kill his assistant ,or girlfriend, or who the fuck knows…he’s in Bon Jovi, rich as fuck and was married to Heather Locklear, the model actress but most importantly, the rock groupie in the 90s, which ended with more than a case of herpes, but a marriage, a divorce settlement, and probably a pretty exciting life, that ugly girls never get to experience….

Well, it also ended with Ava Sambora, who is a young model, 16 or 17, that has been producing some pics on her instagram from her trip that she went with both parents on in Bora Bora…that involve a 16 or 17 year old in a bikini, and although having sex with 16 or 17 year olds is illegal…as is erotica featuring 16 or 17 year old girls, unless you’re Victoria’s Secret in the 90s, or the producer of Blue Lagoon….you shouldn’t look at this sexually, but instead cross reference it to any girl you’ve got with who has been over 20, because that’s usually around the time they all fall apart….

All this to say, I wonder how many other kids he has floating around the world thanks to groupies, but more importantly, I predict a lot of good things to come with this celebrity kid…thanks to social media…and daddy issues and all that having too much access to money, and parents too into themselves to pay attention – I beleive…

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2014

03

Jan

Ava Sambora’s Instagram Bikini of the Day

Richie Sambora and Heather Locklear’s troubled tween…who I assume is troubled because her mom is Heather Locklear and her dad Richie Sambora….you know Richie Sambora always in and out of rehab causing rockstar issues and Locklear constantly trying to kill herself..leaving poor little Ava, alone to fend for herself while her parents are too into themselves, with her million dollar trust fund and more importantly, money she’s made on her own thanks to being thrown into the industry at a young age, leaving her in Hawaii posing in bikinis for Instagram, that would be creepy to look at if Ava at 16 wasn’t more grown up than more 25 year olds thanks the living the rockstar life, her whole fucking life…

These are some pics of her instagram, she likes to show off her butt, I guess she thinks it is cute…who cares…

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2010

21

Oct

Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora With their Daughter of the Day

Her name is Ava Sambora. She is 13 and despite all her make up and see through tops…looks 13. I’m not posting this shit cuz I know you like 13 year olds like the sick fuck who needs to be locked up that you are…..but as more of a tribute to modern parenting skills and the modern teenage girl especially when she coms from two self involved idiots who don’t really know why they have a kid together, and who don’t have any real business having a kid together, but shit seemed like a good idea at the time while coked up… cuz they can afford it so it’ll be alright….and what it really comes down to is how many undeage girls Richie Sambora has pretended were 18 both on tour and at his daughter’s sleepover parties…her’s a rockstar…that’s what they do…

Bonus that’s not really a bonus cuz bitch has already done playboy and we’ve seen her naked Bridget Marquardt was wearing an almost see through shirt was wherever these people are…

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