It amazes me that this shit still works. I mean at this point her “act”…look and sound…is more of a comedy routine. You know, like a parody of herself, but I guess it still works….and by amazed, I don’t actually mean amazed, that is giving her too much credit, it is more a reminder that teen girls are retards with no taste and will eat anything that comes their way or that they are told to like, while Avrial Lavigne and the record companies know that mindless, drivel, is just really easy to put out there.

I see it all the time, and I love it

What I don’t love, is this song. Mute it. Then laugh or masturbate. If you’re an Avril fan, and I have a feeling you probably are.

Remember, this makes more money than you do. What a joke.

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Old timer Avril Lavigne has a song about her youth….

I can’t believe she’s still milking that one trick pony she rode in on. I mean she’s probably pushing 40 by now, yet she still dresses like a 17 year old, and writes song about being 17, even though you know she probably doesn’t remember being 17 because it was so long ago. I think we call this knowing her market, but more importantly knowing shit lyrics that speak to 17 year olds, you know low level smut with lyrics like “acting stupid for fun”….”not caring about anything”….”cuz we were 17″….shut the fuck up cunt. Somone needs this twat sent back to Canada so we can do what needs to be done to her Canadian beaver….that has got out of line….you know take it out back and have it shot, stuffed and mounted. You know cuz either we put her out of her misery, or she becomes the source of our misery.

I mean seriously, her career has been going on for 15 years, I would have assumed she’d be a has been stripper by now. Where did it all go wrong ?

Here are the hottest Avril Lavigne pictures I could find on such short notice..

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I lost the little respect I had for Avril Lavigne when I found out she was engaged to the guy in Nickelback…because that band is the worst pile of fucking shit to come out of Canada…it pretty much offends me and the lead singer’s face annoys me…and knowing that anyone would willingly hang out with him…or more importantly have sex with him…especially when they don’t have to cuz they are Avril Lavigne and have their own money that make groupie-ing out to garbage unnecessary….makes me hate them by association……

Not that I ever really had respect for Avril Lavigne….I mean 30 year old pretending to be a 15 year old suburban mall girl filled with angst never appealed to me….if anything those 15 year old emo kids annoy me when they are 15….and feel that they should know better…

But I did find her ex-husband’s costume mocking her pretty funny….

And I don’t really mind her in a generic sailer costume like she’s a little slut…..you know out of her oversized sweater she wears to hide her cutting and tears….because sluts are ultimately what life is all about.

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I don’t know if Americans know anything abou Avril Lavigne or Nickelback, I generally don’t know how these things work, but I do know that in Canada, we are regulated, since this is some communinist socialist party shit, so all radio stations need to play 25% Canadian music….by law….now we don’t have that much Canadian music to cover 25% of time, and what ends up happening is Avril Lavigne shit and Nickelback shit pollutes our airwaves, raping our ears like this was a college party, only far more abusive…..making it easy to hate anything either Avril Lavigne or Nickelback are part of…especially their marriage…and the only hope I have for this horrible union…is that they die on their honeymoon, or in a housefire cuz they will both be in the same place at the same time….

I mean it feels like it was just last week that she got with Sum 41 tranny, and just yesterday she was with Kim Kardashian’s stepbrother…her pussy has very limited quality control….and I guess going back to a Canadian, who I assume has the same producers and management as her, since the music scene here has 4 or 5 stars….so it made sticking his dick in her, since he’s known her since she was 12 and since she still dresses like she’s 12 easier….

I think this has more to do with trying to keep both relevant, but I know that both are the fucking worst so together, as one force united, only bad things can happen…..like babies…she must be pregnant…oh god…better start stabbing yourself in the ears to prepare for it now…

What a joke…..a horrible….fucking joke….not that I think she’s hot and I’m bummed about it…but cuz his voice..his songs…everything about him makes me wish he was fucking dead and makes me hate any human, especially one that lets him in her vagina or respects him for it….True fucking story.

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So Avril Lavigne is in Mexico, wearing a bikini to, rocking out with some girl with fake tits who she’s grabbing up on, probably for the paparazzi, but possibly cuz she’s a late bloomer kind of girl, you know 15 suburban mall rat filled with teen angst at 30, probably going through her lesbian college girl phase for male attention now that that Kardashian relative and that clown midget from Canada dumped her….but I doubt it…she’s some fabricated bullshit act who needs to seriously evolve her emo game….

I’ll still look at her in a bikini doing lesbian shit and more importantly jerk off to her to live out my Hot Topic mall shopper in the suburbs fantasy….luckily there’s this stripper lookin’ bitch with her to make it a bit easier….

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Avril Lavigne is a fucking clown…but for some reason, dudes every where love her….I don’t get if it is a legacy crush from when you were 15 and she was all over the music industry like she was Katy Perry….you know unfounded lust that was a direct consequence of marketing….like some Josie and the Pussycat bullshit…yes I’ve seen that movie…I watch everything Tara Reid does…except the one thing I want to watch her do…cuz she hasn’t done it yet…and that’s sex tape or die…both interchangable…..

Or maybe people just think she’s hot…but I see a joke of a person, posing as this emo/punk/suburban mall girl….the poster child for pink streaks everywhere….and bitch must be 30 now….but still dresses the same…in some “get a new act you one trick pony, it’s time to be a fucking chick already”…cuz you know if she did that….maybe I’d be wanting to fuck her too…

But as long as she’s 30 pretending to be 15 and angst filled…I got nothing but hate….

We need more of her in her panties and less of this nonesense spokesperson for nonsense shit….

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I like the way Avril Lavigne thanks people for remembering she still exists…and that’s by getting half naked in some music video that doesn’t matter…shot at the Chateau Marmont, the most luxurious old Hollywood Glamourous place that Lohan got evicted from years ago….

This some shitty song about love, because these idiots like to make people think love exists, when we all know it is just self serving stability coupled with lust….that ends up in co-dependence….duh.

EIther way, here’s the song….but more importantly the video of this girl doing it…

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Best quote from the article….

I’m a rockstar, fuck it”

Sure these pictures aren’t hot….she’s not naked or half naked…which is almost insulting considering where she’s come from, what she’s accomplished and how relevant she currently is…I mean all I see her doing now is fucking Kim Kardashian’s stepbrother…and promotion face creams on shitty TV commercials that I always pray end in her getting gangbanged, but never do…

She’s a contrived, fake, commercial rocker pushing 30 who dresses 15….but dudes still want to fuck her and here she is in FHM Australia’s March issue.

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Avril Lavinge is fucking annoying. I see her proactive commercials and they make me want to kill myself…but then again so does waking up in the morning….but the paparazzi are fucking clowns…especially the black dude and I love it… last week we had him moaning over Ashley Tisdale and this week he’s asking Avril if she got Brody Jenner anything sexy for Valentines day…a little “agent provocateur”…and I’m not even sure homie even has a camera…I think he’s the equivalent of a dude who flashes his cock to school girls on the bus….and I’d love to hang out with him….or at least give him his own talk show….all panting and telling girls they are sexy like a fucking rapist all day….

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The Lavignes are the power couple of the year….or maybe the decade…not that they are even an couple still but like all true skater boy suburban Canada mall love stories…sometimes love is eternal no matter where you are sticking your genitals…because only they really understand each other and the rise from hell to riches thru bad music….and now the hell is whatever the fuck has happened to their aging, haggard, scary looking faces….This should inspire all….

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Here’s teen angst almost 30 year old, Avril Lavigne in some fishnets I assume she got at Hot Topic or some other suburban Mall store, where little weird dyke emo girls with skateboards, shitty lesbian haircuts, who hate the world buy their fishnets…..and that’s all I have say about that…cuz I don’t even remember Avril Lavigne anymore…I was never able to jerk off to her music videos, I always hated the way she sang, and she’s never done anything slutty….not even Brody Jenner, rich kid, can make a slut out of her….and all we’ve got to jerk off of hers is bikini pics , cuz when you peel off all that shitty black make-up, she’s kinda hot bodied….

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Avril Lavigne’s been in a bikini in the south of France all week, and I already posted some of the pics, cuz I was amazed at how teenaged her divorcee ass looks, I guess that’s what happens when you don’t get knocked up and you get married at 12. Her body, pretty much justified all those years of me laughing at her for dressing like a 14 year old, angry suburban teen into watching the skateboarding dudes pretend they are jackass…cuz that’s what suburban kids do…sure her Shania Twain style music never really justified her suburban, middle class kid, who gets a lift in the Volvo station wagon to soccer practice, despite her hardcore green dyed streak and the number of Blink 182 posters on her wall….but who cares…her ass followed in the same steps as her style and I guess that just makes her legit….

What’s not legit is how her ex-husband, the clown, circus, suburban middle class punk who isn’t really a punk, but a midget elf coming to steal your soul through bad one hit wonder shit, is on the boat with her…cuz I guess you can’t break down the bond that is Canadian….or maybe his girlie emo, hilariously dressed ass just weasled his way into her vagina again….cuz that’s what people do when they have the bond of marriage as a levarging argument.

Who fuckign cares about these idiot suburban bullshit scam artists…she’s half naked…that’s what matters…that’s always what matters…

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I am totally uninterested in Avril Lavigne…except of course when she’s in a bikini. Like other 30 year old pop punk bullshit skater boy see you later boy crap bands who still dress like angry 15 year olds at the mall, she irritates me….but her half naked body, that could pass for that 15 year old with teen angst who wants to suck off any guy that comes her way to piss off her overbearing dad cuz he won’t let her go to that party with Jim on his Motorcycle, doesn’t….kind of thing…if you know what I mean…I’ve been drinking…It’s what I do. You pedophil, here’s your pedophile cure, cuz it looks like jailbait, but it’s pussy is too haggard to be Jailbait. I blame the divorce.