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2015

31

Jul

Avril Lavigne’s Lyme Disease Tits in a Pool of the Day

Avril

Do you ever wish that Lyme Disease was AIDS, or something more terminal and sexually transmitted…and I’m not talking airport talk…I’m talking Avril Lavigne being the fucking worst, embarrassing, 30 year old who thinks she’s a 14 year old mall rat skater from the 90s…who is married to what you’d assume is the single worst thing created in Canada….Nickelback…and although Avril is a girl, and cute enough that I don’t really wish anything too aggressive or violet upon, but her vagina, the one Nickelback pollutes, is a good murder weapon and if she was a martyr, and brought him down for the count, the world would be a better place and she would finally be the source of good…not evil…music…right…

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2015

29

Jun

Avril Lavigne and Her Lyme Disease Tears for Canadian Bachelor of the Day

I think the funniest thing in this interview, is that Jesse Palmer, who is a Montrealer, who was on the Bachelor, and who has been rumored to burn through as many local girl as possible, you know small cities only have one or two people who have been on TV that aren’t hockey players…

I guess he’s on Good Morning America…but more importantly, he’s making Avril Lavigne cry about her Lyme Disease, because of her tick ridden tween angst at Hot Topic pussy…

I forgot she was married to Nickelback…

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2014

19

May

Avril Lavigne in a Bikini of the Day

Avril Lavigne thanked South America for being her fans by posting this bikini picture to instagram…because what better way to control your bikini pics than to post it yourself, since The PAPARAZZI VERSIONS are such shit…

What better way to say thank you than through half nakedness, I mean isn’t that how all careers are built….

I guess North America doesn’t really give a fuck about her, and South America loves everything that was once big in North America, they don’t give up and pay for tickets, which is where these idiots make money, giving these shitty artists longevity, even when they aren’t real artist, but more clowns milking something they had at 15, well into their 30s….

And what it comes down to is….Nickelback comes inside this and that disturbs me…

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2014

12

May

Avril Lavigne in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t take Avril Lavigne seriously, she’s just a novelty act…but she is going to have a hard time pretending to be a 15 year old girl now that she’s starting to look 40.

I mean it’s already at the point of pathetic, girl didn’t figure out how to rebrand herself from when she was 15, so she’s just sticking to the formula and hoping for the best, and luckily it’s still popular in the international markets, but a hard face and dumpy body, will probably force her into getting pregnant and doing the mom thing, because this mall punk from the 90s is so strange to witness…even when married for the second time and in a bikini on the beach…

But being Canadian, I feel like I have to endorse what could be our national icon, like the igloo or the beaver…it is my duty to endorse all things that have humilated our nation in pop culture….

Like Tom Green on Tinder…in Ottawa…Visiting Mom for Mother’s Day…

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2014

22

Apr

Avril Lavigne’s New Hello Kitty Video of the Day

I guess when you’re childhood is robbed of you and more importantly you’re from small town Canada, or more importantly when you spend all your free time with some old as fuck Nickelback motherfucker who based on his music, clearly has no idea what the fuck is up, but I guess knows what sells to the lowest common denominator retard in a trailer park….it’s very easy to also not have a fucking clue as to what is cool, and what is played out shit, and what is relevant….

This is up on some Nicki Minaj, Lady Gaga, straight from the mall quality garbage, that probably gets 10 year old girls, 40 year old pedo perverts, and asians excited, but that to North American normal people, it’s just some racist, pile of low grade shit…

This is some racist shit that should be some Japanese public transit, squid porn.

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2013

01

Nov

Avril Lavigne Titty Grab GIF of the Day

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2013

03

Oct

Avirl Lavigne in Some Magazine of the Day

Avril Lavigne is impregnated with the spawn of Satan/Nickelback, who is actually too pussy to actually be Satan, but rather a horrible joke Satan played on the world in the form of the worst possible music that I guess someone out there likes, for some fucking strange reason, because otherwise they wouldn’t be huge successes…not that there is a satan, but there is no way that Nickelback wasn’t created in a every evil place with evil intentions…or maybe it was a joke…because the thought of a dude rocking’ out to any of their songs is actually pretty hilarious to me…but none of that matters, because like Jews, Canadians like to keep their seen in their own, at least when you’re a 40 year old sexual predator who has targeted a bitch since she was 14 to one day father your kids, devoting years of brainwashing work like that Castro dude…reminding us all that persistence is key..break a bitch down…be there through her divorce…hold her hand until she says “all other dudes are assholes, I’m gonna go with the one who just makes asshole music for assholes”….

Who cares, she did some Magazine, it isn’t hot…and now she’s ruined, despite still dressing like a suburban mall teen mom…running into hot topic…

All this to say, I just all girls by the penis they put inside them…

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2013

19

Sep

Avril Lavigne’s Studded Bra Flash of the DAy

I would ask what the fuck is going on with this attention seeking Avril Lavigne, but realize in writing that, that I don’t care what is going on with Avril Lavigne, and I am going to assume that 90 percent of you will agree with me and don’t care either…

She’s out there crying for attention because her novelty, talentless, one trick pony act isn’t appealing to people anymore, especially not now that she’s in her 30s, married to some fucking annoying dude who has nothing cool about him, not that her suburban mall marriage from her 20s was all that cool, but at least it wasn’t Nickelback bro…

So she’s put herself in a studded bra, and army coveralls, and she’s pulling out her studded bra like some kind of hoodlum so the paparazzi notice, when really we all know what she’s up to…

This is her too popular to release a sex tape, but still edgy and full of angst, punk from the suburbs millionaire who got lucky, but willing to show people how much I don’t give a fuck, when clearly, based on all her decisions of the past, she does…

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2013

20

Aug

Avril Lavigne and Winnie Cooper Lesbian Kiss of the Day

Sometimes, watching videos like this, make me want to kill myself…knowing they exist and that millions of people are going to watch this Canadian garbage…or even pay for the horrible song download on iTunes…because it exists and it features their favorite one-trick pony who is too old to dress like this 15 year old suburban mall chick who sings songs like this…

But there is a Lesbian Kiss with Winnie Cooper…which would make sense since Wonder Years was on TV when when Avril Lavigne was 15…you know 20 fucking years ago…and Lesbian kisses get hits….even when the only hit should be out on her head to put her out of her misery….or our misery…from allowing her to produce shit like this…

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2013

09

May

Avril Lavigne’s New Shit Video of the Day

It amazes me that this shit still works. I mean at this point her “act”…look and sound…is more of a comedy routine. You know, like a parody of herself, but I guess it still works….and by amazed, I don’t actually mean amazed, that is giving her too much credit, it is more a reminder that teen girls are retards with no taste and will eat anything that comes their way or that they are told to like, while Avrial Lavigne and the record companies know that mindless, drivel, is just really easy to put out there.

I see it all the time, and I love it

What I don’t love, is this song. Mute it. Then laugh or masturbate. If you’re an Avril fan, and I have a feeling you probably are.

Remember, this makes more money than you do. What a joke.

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2013

26

Apr

40 Year Old Avril Lavigne’s Song About Being 17 of the Day

Old timer Avril Lavigne has a song about her youth….

I can’t believe she’s still milking that one trick pony she rode in on. I mean she’s probably pushing 40 by now, yet she still dresses like a 17 year old, and writes song about being 17, even though you know she probably doesn’t remember being 17 because it was so long ago. I think we call this knowing her market, but more importantly knowing shit lyrics that speak to 17 year olds, you know low level smut with lyrics like “acting stupid for fun”….”not caring about anything”….”cuz we were 17″….shut the fuck up cunt. Somone needs this twat sent back to Canada so we can do what needs to be done to her Canadian beaver….that has got out of line….you know take it out back and have it shot, stuffed and mounted. You know cuz either we put her out of her misery, or she becomes the source of our misery.

I mean seriously, her career has been going on for 15 years, I would have assumed she’d be a has been stripper by now. Where did it all go wrong ?

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2012

01

Nov

Avril Lavigne’s Sailer Costume of the Day

I lost the little respect I had for Avril Lavigne when I found out she was engaged to the guy in Nickelback…because that band is the worst pile of fucking shit to come out of Canada…it pretty much offends me and the lead singer’s face annoys me…and knowing that anyone would willingly hang out with him…or more importantly have sex with him…especially when they don’t have to cuz they are Avril Lavigne and have their own money that make groupie-ing out to garbage unnecessary….makes me hate them by association……

Not that I ever really had respect for Avril Lavigne….I mean 30 year old pretending to be a 15 year old suburban mall girl filled with angst never appealed to me….if anything those 15 year old emo kids annoy me when they are 15….and feel that they should know better…

But I did find her ex-husband’s costume mocking her pretty funny….

And I don’t really mind her in a generic sailer costume like she’s a little slut…..you know out of her oversized sweater she wears to hide her cutting and tears….because sluts are ultimately what life is all about.

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2012

22

Aug

Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger’s Engagement Shames Canada of the Day

I don’t know if Americans know anything abou Avril Lavigne or Nickelback, I generally don’t know how these things work, but I do know that in Canada, we are regulated, since this is some communinist socialist party shit, so all radio stations need to play 25% Canadian music….by law….now we don’t have that much Canadian music to cover 25% of time, and what ends up happening is Avril Lavigne shit and Nickelback shit pollutes our airwaves, raping our ears like this was a college party, only far more abusive…..making it easy to hate anything either Avril Lavigne or Nickelback are part of…especially their marriage…and the only hope I have for this horrible union…is that they die on their honeymoon, or in a housefire cuz they will both be in the same place at the same time….

I mean it feels like it was just last week that she got with Sum 41 tranny, and just yesterday she was with Kim Kardashian’s stepbrother…her pussy has very limited quality control….and I guess going back to a Canadian, who I assume has the same producers and management as her, since the music scene here has 4 or 5 stars….so it made sticking his dick in her, since he’s known her since she was 12 and since she still dresses like she’s 12 easier….

I think this has more to do with trying to keep both relevant, but I know that both are the fucking worst so together, as one force united, only bad things can happen…..like babies…she must be pregnant…oh god…better start stabbing yourself in the ears to prepare for it now…

What a joke…..a horrible….fucking joke….not that I think she’s hot and I’m bummed about it…but cuz his voice..his songs…everything about him makes me wish he was fucking dead and makes me hate any human, especially one that lets him in her vagina or respects him for it….True fucking story.

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2012

23

Jul

Avril Lavigne in a a Bikini in Mexico of the Day

So Avril Lavigne is in Mexico, wearing a bikini to, rocking out with some girl with fake tits who she’s grabbing up on, probably for the paparazzi, but possibly cuz she’s a late bloomer kind of girl, you know 15 suburban mall rat filled with teen angst at 30, probably going through her lesbian college girl phase for male attention now that that Kardashian relative and that clown midget from Canada dumped her….but I doubt it…she’s some fabricated bullshit act who needs to seriously evolve her emo game….

I’ll still look at her in a bikini doing lesbian shit and more importantly jerk off to her to live out my Hot Topic mall shopper in the suburbs fantasy….luckily there’s this stripper lookin’ bitch with her to make it a bit easier….

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2012

13

Mar

Avril Lavigne Modeling Shit She’s Too Old To Be Wearing of the Day

Avril Lavigne is a fucking clown…but for some reason, dudes every where love her….I don’t get if it is a legacy crush from when you were 15 and she was all over the music industry like she was Katy Perry….you know unfounded lust that was a direct consequence of marketing….like some Josie and the Pussycat bullshit…yes I’ve seen that movie…I watch everything Tara Reid does…except the one thing I want to watch her do…cuz she hasn’t done it yet…and that’s sex tape or die…both interchangable…..

Or maybe people just think she’s hot…but I see a joke of a person, posing as this emo/punk/suburban mall girl….the poster child for pink streaks everywhere….and bitch must be 30 now….but still dresses the same…in some “get a new act you one trick pony, it’s time to be a fucking chick already”…cuz you know if she did that….maybe I’d be wanting to fuck her too…

But as long as she’s 30 pretending to be 15 and angst filled…I got nothing but hate….

We need more of her in her panties and less of this nonesense spokesperson for nonsense shit….


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