Avril Lavigne thanked South America for being her fans by posting this bikini picture to instagram…because what better way to control your bikini pics than to post it yourself, since The PAPARAZZI VERSIONS are such shit…

What better way to say thank you than through half nakedness, I mean isn’t that how all careers are built….

I guess North America doesn’t really give a fuck about her, and South America loves everything that was once big in North America, they don’t give up and pay for tickets, which is where these idiots make money, giving these shitty artists longevity, even when they aren’t real artist, but more clowns milking something they had at 15, well into their 30s….

And what it comes down to is….Nickelback comes inside this and that disturbs me…

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I don’t take Avril Lavigne seriously, she’s just a novelty act…but she is going to have a hard time pretending to be a 15 year old girl now that she’s starting to look 40.

I mean it’s already at the point of pathetic, girl didn’t figure out how to rebrand herself from when she was 15, so she’s just sticking to the formula and hoping for the best, and luckily it’s still popular in the international markets, but a hard face and dumpy body, will probably force her into getting pregnant and doing the mom thing, because this mall punk from the 90s is so strange to witness…even when married for the second time and in a bikini on the beach…

But being Canadian, I feel like I have to endorse what could be our national icon, like the igloo or the beaver…it is my duty to endorse all things that have humilated our nation in pop culture….

Like Tom Green on Tinder…in Ottawa…Visiting Mom for Mother’s Day…

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I guess when you’re childhood is robbed of you and more importantly you’re from small town Canada, or more importantly when you spend all your free time with some old as fuck Nickelback motherfucker who based on his music, clearly has no idea what the fuck is up, but I guess knows what sells to the lowest common denominator retard in a trailer park….it’s very easy to also not have a fucking clue as to what is cool, and what is played out shit, and what is relevant….

This is up on some Nicki Minaj, Lady Gaga, straight from the mall quality garbage, that probably gets 10 year old girls, 40 year old pedo perverts, and asians excited, but that to North American normal people, it’s just some racist, pile of low grade shit…

This is some racist shit that should be some Japanese public transit, squid porn.

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Avril Lavigne is impregnated with the spawn of Satan/Nickelback, who is actually too pussy to actually be Satan, but rather a horrible joke Satan played on the world in the form of the worst possible music that I guess someone out there likes, for some fucking strange reason, because otherwise they wouldn’t be huge successes…not that there is a satan, but there is no way that Nickelback wasn’t created in a every evil place with evil intentions…or maybe it was a joke…because the thought of a dude rocking’ out to any of their songs is actually pretty hilarious to me…but none of that matters, because like Jews, Canadians like to keep their seen in their own, at least when you’re a 40 year old sexual predator who has targeted a bitch since she was 14 to one day father your kids, devoting years of brainwashing work like that Castro dude…reminding us all that persistence is key..break a bitch down…be there through her divorce…hold her hand until she says “all other dudes are assholes, I’m gonna go with the one who just makes asshole music for assholes”….

Who cares, she did some Magazine, it isn’t hot…and now she’s ruined, despite still dressing like a suburban mall teen mom…running into hot topic…

All this to say, I just all girls by the penis they put inside them…

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I would ask what the fuck is going on with this attention seeking Avril Lavigne, but realize in writing that, that I don’t care what is going on with Avril Lavigne, and I am going to assume that 90 percent of you will agree with me and don’t care either…

She’s out there crying for attention because her novelty, talentless, one trick pony act isn’t appealing to people anymore, especially not now that she’s in her 30s, married to some fucking annoying dude who has nothing cool about him, not that her suburban mall marriage from her 20s was all that cool, but at least it wasn’t Nickelback bro…

So she’s put herself in a studded bra, and army coveralls, and she’s pulling out her studded bra like some kind of hoodlum so the paparazzi notice, when really we all know what she’s up to…

This is her too popular to release a sex tape, but still edgy and full of angst, punk from the suburbs millionaire who got lucky, but willing to show people how much I don’t give a fuck, when clearly, based on all her decisions of the past, she does…

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Sometimes, watching videos like this, make me want to kill myself…knowing they exist and that millions of people are going to watch this Canadian garbage…or even pay for the horrible song download on iTunes…because it exists and it features their favorite one-trick pony who is too old to dress like this 15 year old suburban mall chick who sings songs like this…

But there is a Lesbian Kiss with Winnie Cooper…which would make sense since Wonder Years was on TV when when Avril Lavigne was 15…you know 20 fucking years ago…and Lesbian kisses get hits….even when the only hit should be out on her head to put her out of her misery….or our misery…from allowing her to produce shit like this…

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