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Rebecca Gayheart’s Baby Hasn’t Been Run Over By Someone on their Cellphone of the Day

I’ve decided to document the life of Rebecca Gayheart’s baby from clump of shit in her uterus to annoying baby, to healthy active toddler to elementary school kid and by then I’ll either be dead or the site will be dead or maybe, if she will have run over her kid while pulling out of the garage, because karma is bittersweet and because Rebecca Gayheart’s car has a histoy of running over and killing a kid years ago.

Sure she got off, but the kid’s family didn’t, it would really only be fair. If anything, I feel like she’s mocking that family, showing them how happy she is getting on with life, while they still celebrate their baby’s birthday every year…at the cemetary.

Pics via Bauer

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