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16

Apr

Bai Ling Forever of the Day

There is a revival of all that was good in the late 90s and early 2000s. The young kids are attaching themselves to those late 90s fashions, which means that there is hope that a 90s style BLOG like this will finally get the appreciation it deserves. Doubtful, but I want a private jet.

That being said, one of the icons of our time was Bai Ling who even in the mid 2000s was probably in her 50s….which means that 20 years later she’s in her 70s and still up to her old confusing antics we never quite understood.

I appreciate the famous for the paparazzi girls of that era who did their own kind of influencer marketing by moving to LA and sucking off the paparazzi in their outrageous outfits. It took more effort than these lazy influencers of our time, so I’ll look at Bai Ling’s ass until she’s 100, hoping it smells like orange beef and that it comes with a fortune when it comes like a cookie.

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2016

15

Apr

Bai Ling Nipples of the Day

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Bai Ling is great. She’s pushing 50 years old. She’s been in the paparazzi for the last 15 years, yet no one knows what she actually does. It’s safe to assume she’s just a rich as fuck girl from Hong Kong, living off her ridiculous Asian money, funding her existence with 100,000 dollar a month allowance, giving her all the free time in the world to paparazzi the paparazzi like some kind of stalker – convincing them to take pics of her.

I am actually more interested in these LA older women, who were the INSTAGRAM models of their generation, with more of a hustle because they had to pull off stunts and get invites to the key parties to get into the media, they didn’t just need to post half naked pics shot by thirsty virgin photographers excited to get to be around half naked girls so they stage these lame photoshoots with them…

These are the original drawn to Hollywood, too rich to work Hollywood BLVD, thirsty as fuck people, who didn’t need social media to make them…not that they are mad, but this shoot was for a magazine so I assume she’s finally breaking through…but probably not…but I am still a fan and always have and will be.

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2016

08

Feb

Bai Ling’s Year of the Monkey Campaign is Racist of the Day

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It’s the year of the Monkey…and Bottom Feeding Chinese woman named Bai Ling, who has been working the paparazzi to get published in the tabloids as her main focus while living in LA, stepped in to take advantage of a photoshoot opportunity…

It’s like these people from the late 90s moved to LA to get famous and it never happened for them…but their level of crazy and delusions allowed them to continue to go where the paparazzi were to get their pics taken…rather than doing something interesting…but they’ve figured out that if they get naked, or if they do something for an obscure day or event, they’ll get published and that’s all they really care about…

It is one of the weirdest phenomenons but not too far off from the instagram models of today….just way less stylized and cool, and striaght up fucking cheesy….

But still a Monkey stuffed animal bikini…next to the Beverly Hills sign is genius art in it’s own desperate way…

Bai Ling's Hot Pink Monkey Bra For Chinese New Year - LA

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2016

14

Jan

Maitland Ward is a Trainwreck of the Day

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I am pretty confident that Maitland Ward is an unstable, possible drug addict, fame whore trying to get some attention before it’s too late…pushing 40, maybe even older than 40, banking on Boy Meets World, her ONLY job, fans to remember her and pay attention…and I guess it is kind of working…

I just find the whole thing pretty fucking sad, not because I hate old sloppy girls half naked, I mean I think it’s great…especially when the whole thing backfires. I mean sure sites like mine post on her, but sites like mine are totally fucking irrelevant, and that may make these girls feel good, but that just shows how dated their thinking is, assuming that they think…

A couple of days ago was “Kiss a Ginger Day”….a perfect day for ginger fame whores to self promote…and she missed it and posted it a day later…when it was trending on facebook.

These kind of obscure days are the ones these fame whores NEED to be producing content for, so sites have an excuse. Missing the day, when it’s all you’ve got, it’s your Golden Globe, to show off your tits and hope maybe, just maybe this time will be the time people care…

Instead, she just looks like a fucking wreck, which is erotic to me, but that’s because I only really deal with unstable, hooker type women, one pill away from overdose…

I mean could she have shot any shittier fucking pics…it’s her naked with a naked friend on her – yet they look like they are shot in a first generation iphone…at least invest in a goddamn camera and some photography classes fame whore.

If Kiss a Ginger a Day Late with a Ginger who should be living for this one day as it’s her only hope…isn’t you’re kind of famewhore..

How about Bai Ling Dressed like David Bowie as a “Tribute”…or what I like to call pissing on his grave.

I like the smoking- you know since he died of cancer…nailed it…

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2015

30

Dec

Bai Ling’s Words of Wisdom of the Day

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Just when you assumed Bai Ling was some import from Hong Kong who has been here for 20 years, but has no actually purpose to speak, since she’s never had a talking roll in a movie, and god knows she’s tried….it turns out that either she, or her handler, has some very important things to say in her continued fame whoring, despite being 50, but still rocking a hotter body than most…and those words are “Good Vibes Only”….

She’s weird, but she mastered being in the paparazzi without ever mattering, better than any of these instagram models, so in ways….she created instagram….she’s the forefather to that shit…Asians…so advanced..

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2015

19

Oct

Bai Ling Dressed Like the Joker – What The Fuck of the Day

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Bai Ling continued her third decade of fame whoring for the paparazzi, because she’s 49 and has been doing these little stunts, getting noticed in LA since the 90s…even though it never led to any real career, she still brings fun and entertainment to the world her own way. Sure it doesn’t get her paid, she gets no respect, people point and laugh…but she’s Chinese and probably doesn’t realize what’s going on, and she’s probably already rich to begin with, and most imporantly, she is probably the one trolling America in a “look how easy these idiots are to manipulate, no wonder we stole all their jobs and manufacturing, leading to poverty at home through unemployment, all to save 2 dollars on a 10 dollar item”….

Todays stunt for the paparazzi is that she dressed like the Joker and it is glorious in all her desperation…

I am a fan.

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2015

16

Oct

Bai Ling’s 49 Year Old Body Fame Whoring of the Day

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Bai Ling is 49, but like most of the tall Chinese women of the Schezuan province, has a rockin’ thin body…because not all Chinese people are from Hong Kong, are 5 feet tall and spit in public while working in your sweatshop and/or working for the communist government, and/or erasing news…

Unlike most 49 year old Chinese women….she’s in LA, lingering after many years of lingering…becoming a local celebrity, and thus a real life celebrity, as LA runs the entertainment industry, and if you make there, or don’t make it but make it as a personality…you’ll be known…no cared about buy known….

She went to some Geek event, because at 49, she still goes to these random events dressed silly to get noticed, and with a body like this, I mean…keep it up….

In a world of fat everyone…this is magical…weird…but magical…

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2015

12

Oct

FAME WHORE OF THE DAY

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I don’t even want to say her name…because that’s what she wants us to do…

But maybe I should encourage this kind of behavior, because it’s funny….

You know all these fame whores aren’t any different than the girls who get famous, or the girls on instagram who are posting half naked pictures of themselves for the sake of likes and a dream they’ll get found…

They are just more literal in their publicity stunting, like “look at my ass walking down a busy street in LA for the paparazzi so blogs talk about them…and the fact that it is this easy to get noticed, and even if it won’t lead to anything substantial, at least she’s had her ass in the paparazzi pictures…where as so many other girls aren’t as obvious, desperate, even pathetic…

Point being, these paparazzi plays, like sex tapes are more interesting to me than anything else a fame whore pretending to not be a fame whore when everyone is a fame whore does…and I’m into it..

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HONORABLE MENTION OF THE FAME WHORE OF THE DAY is BAI LING – Because she’s the leader of this movement…possibly the inventor and I love her for that…memories of a simpler, pre-social media time… CLICK HERE

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2015

25

Aug

Bai Ling and the Kardashians of the Day

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I guess fame whores stick together…they are all part of some secret society where they collectively sold their soul to the devil, and/or share trade secrets on how to go from being an nobody to in Kim Kardashian’s case, more followed than Beyonce, as the number one followed account on instagram, all while doing nothing…I mean other than having a hit show based on their life, whether I think it is deserving fame or not, the public does, and I guess what it comes down to is her fame whoring worked….

This must be a seminar to help other fame whores, like 100 year old Chinese alien Bai Ling…who’s been at this for 2 decades, not quite a Kardashian, possibly a tranny, still showing up to events practically naked…to get noticed…weird…

Yes…I am a dated old dinosaur of a site – out of touch – and I still love the innocence of traditional late 90s fame whoring. I am nostalgic like that…

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2015

07

Aug

Bai Ling is Amazing of the Day

Bai Ling is still an obscure entity in Hollywood, that no one really knows or understands, especially the younger generation who have never heard of her, but 10 years ago, there was a period of time where the paparazzi took pictures all the time, usually showing off her hard nipples all the fucking time, playing up this Chinese thing, even though she’s American based, and her fame whoring became almost legendary…

This was before social media…when relevant people were created by the media, and not by the audience, so she actually doesn’t matter now, pushing 50 years old, I would assume…

But she posted the above video on her instagram, and it’s just fucking genius, creepy and weird, but genius…and I am impressed

There’s something fascinating about this, not just that I want to bang a Chinese middle aged, doll looking attention seeker, or her tits…there’s more to her…and I want to figure it all out but I’m too lazy…

She Also had a Labia Slip HERE

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