Bambi Northwood-Blyth is some Australian hipster it girl model, who was dating or is married to one of the big Australian brand owners, making her extra cool in the world of fashion….so cool that she blocked me on social media – because I guess I called her out for sleeping her way to the top, you know always hard to book campaigns when you are fucking the company owner, not that I know anything about Bambi Northwood-Blyth, other than that she’s showing her nipples in Harper’s Bazaar Australia…

She’s SHOWN HER TITS BEFORE …which is what you have to do when you’re not all that hot – but still want to get booked for modeling jobs…

It’s like be cool, be naked, the rest will fall into place.

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Bambi Northwood-Blyth is some it girl from Australia who is dating some dude who owns a pretty major clothing line…because that’s what climbing the ladder is all about for a young girl trying to make it as a model..either you go for millionaire brand owners, or you go for trendy photographers, or you go for people in bands, because all those things will help make you relevant and being relevant is what gets you booked…just ask Emily Ratatatatatatatakowski…she gets it…and so do all the other models you hear about getting jobs…

I’m not complaining, because she shows her tits, and even though all models show there tits, I still get happy when I see it…cuz I know…it’s just struggling to get ahead in the easiest possible job around…I mean people pay you to get your picture taken…are you fucking kidding me…pathetic really…if I wasn’t jerking off to it…feeling even more pathetic than these bitches as they win.

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She’s an up and coming model from Australia and she’s in some magazine called muse…I am posting it because she looks 11 in her bikini and ass pics and I figure you like that cuz you’re weird…..and it isn’t illegal to post the shit cuz MUSE is a legit fashion mag with all these advertisers, I’m talking big advertisers and a staff with an infrastructure that is being taken totally seriously in a bullshit industry….meaning that it’s gotta be legal to masturbate to this shit…if you’re really into this shit…but I assume the real pedo fantasies mean 18 year olds who look 11 don’t quite cut it for you…which is good cuz I don’t want to cater to your kind here…..

On a sidenote, this model Bambi,is named after my favorite Disney Character, but more importantly my favorite stripper who once left a shit stain on my jeans cuz her lap dance was that full contact….

Here’s her ridiculous and hilarious bio according to her site:

Bambi Northwood-Blyth is a Australian model that just started getting editorials and runway shows. She’s 21, and she changed her name Stefani to Bambi, which is as a cute name as her face. She has amazing features: Elegant eyebrows, babydoll face, and a great personality.

Here are the pics…

Here’s a topless pic of her…just cuz I like topless pics of models I’ve never heard of before today….

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Here’s 20 year old model Bambi Northwood-Blyth all topless and shit for Harper’s Bazaar because Harper’s Bazaar is a porn magazine designed as a fashion magazine, cuz fashion magazines make more money from advertising than porn magazines, cuz they don’t have that stigma attached to it, so if you are an up an coming pornographer, just take my advice and make it fashion porn…subtle and artistic…cuz that’s the best way to make your porn get you a private jet….

I don’t know who this Bambi chick is, other than that she’s a model willing to get topless for a photoshoot to advance her career and that’s good enough wor ethic for me to notice…

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