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Archive for the Banana Category

2009

28

Apr

Some Girl Eats A Banana With Her Feet of the Day

Here is a video that dropped last week of a girl trying to eat a banana with her feet while in very little clothes and handcuffed.

The funny thing about this is that it was one of my pick up lines that I’ve tried on girls, you know “hey baby, come over and eat some banana with your feet half naked while handcuffed” but I slowly phased it out when they slapped me, called the bouncer to take me out when I thought they were just going to the bathroom of the club to wash their pussies up for me to eat them out and pretty much never agreed to do it.

I guess it’s just one of those genius things that it took someone to do on video to remind me that although my ideas are good, I need to work on my delivery….

Posted in:Banana|Feet|Underwear

2009

03

Mar

Annalynne McCord the Monkey Finally Gets her Banana of the Day

I’ve said Annalynne McCord looks like a monkey since the first time I saw that big mouth and her Slumdog Million Ears , so when I saw these pictures of her finally getting her hands on a banana I laughed.

Unfortunately, people out there find her hot, and thing she’s got it going on, and that’s why she has a career and why the paparazzi are taking pictures of her, so you can use the banana eating as some masturbation material, since it’s been an on going joke since you were in the 5th grade, despite her fuckin’ teeth lookin’ like serious weapons….

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Banana|Monkey