No, I’m not talking about Leonardo DiCaprio. Despite the fact that I am sure he’s more of a puppet than this actual puppet. It’s pretty hard to trust young faced 50 year old model fucker in Hollywood…you know he’s there because some studio exec or Martin Scorcese has his arm elbow deep in his ass….

I am however talking about a real puppet, in this banned in Israel ad, because Israel is the holy land, where 3 of the worlds religions collide in a horrible war zone because a made up god made them disagree on some shit…

If you’re not bored or tired or Bar Refaeli, like Bar Refaeli is now that she’s 100, you’ll get excited that they made 3 of her. If you’re like me, you’re energy is better spend on aspiring models trying to get their name out there, because they are more fun, hungry and willing…but more importantly, still under 30 and in their prime.

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Bar Refaeli is on Vacation in Thailand. I know this because I clicked on her instagram to see what she’s been up to. Not because I care about what Bar Refaeli is up to, but because I like to see what Leonardo DiCaprio’s herpes do ten years after leaving their mark on a bitch…not that herpes are even a big deal with Valtrex they clear up before they even start…and I don’t even know if Bar Refaeli or DiCaprio even has his herpes…I just figure that was a good angle to think about when viewing these pics that don’t matter, that aren’t nude enough, but that are a little slutty, because slutty keeps the fan base she worked so hard getting naked in AMerica building…

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Here’s a blast from Leonardo DiCaprio’s penis past, a few years later when it really barely matters but is still better than anything you’ve cum inside…

It’s a little Bar Refaeli in Thailand, the beacon of hope that Jewish can look this amazing when raised in Israel, only to leave instead of doing the army, because she had a bit of an ego, the right connections, was tall enough and was most importantly the chosen one….

She’s in Thailand on vacation, and it looks alright from here, partially because when girls who fuck A-Listers are no longer fucking A-listers, and girls who have big campaigns are no longer booking those campaigns…they either have thrown in the towel and don’t give a fuck, or they are devastated and easy to trap..either way, pretty solid.

I am not going to say I am a fan, but I will say her ass looks good enough to suffocate on for a few hours…you know the kind of ass, that if I wasn’t impotent, would make me cum just by taking her panties off.

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Terry Richardson has done pretty interesting pictures of pretty interesting people…back when he was just starting out…now he just takes pictures of interesting people…who are probably not even that interesting…but are just considered interesting because they are famous…only he doesn’t take the interesting pictures of them…part of his hustle was being the creeper who got girls spreading their vagina lips out for the sake of art…now he just dresses them up like him because with his success comes a love for himself and the only way he can get off is dressing a bitch like him

Not that it matters…here are the pics…

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Bar Refaeli may not really matter anymore at least not to anyone who isn’t a single Jewish dude looking online for girls who he can make into his wife…only to find that 80 percent of Jewish girls look like trolls, while the other 10 percent are top grade pussy that either have dudes, or careers in being top grade pussy, giving him hope that he won’t end up with a troll but rather with a Bar Refaeli…it’s really every Jewish guy’s dream…because it will make the whole family and Rabbi happy….not to mention..they are raised generation after generation to only take Jewish girls seriously because otherwise they won’t have Jewish kids…so Bar may not matter to the general public but is still a beacon of hope so for all the Jewish guys out there with ugly girls…here’s a bikini selfie of one of your own…reminding you that there are options….

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If you’re not into Miley touching tongues with some model who isn’t all that hot, but who makes a lot of money for being considered hot or relevant, because both crave attention as this is their time to shine…it’s their year…

Then here’s Bar Refaeli, ex-Victoria’s Secret model, turned Israeli socialite, who no longer dates A-Listers…but who does post dance videos to her instagram…and I guess sometimes…that’s good enough…at least for me because I have no standards or taste.

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Apparently this is a campaign for Bar Refaeli’s lingerie company that I am sure she has very little involvement in, but who knows maybe she’s the brains behind it, but logically, some company approached her and said “You’re 30, Victoria’s Secret doesn’t want you, you’re famous as a half named model, you’ve banged A-Listers, you have fans, let’s make some motherfuckin’ money”…what the fuck else is she going to do in her retirement, I mean seriously, it’s either lingerie, bikinis, or retiring on her fortune or I guess settling down with countless billionaires who would love Bar Refaeli as their wife, it’s a status thing…

Is she that great? Not really. This shit doesn’t excite me, but I don’t think any lingerie campaign really could excite me….I’ve seen it all…but we keep on going, because there’s not much else to do.

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Bar Refaeli bores me….even when she’s in a bikini and doing handstands flaunting her boring model ass that is tainted by A-List cock because that’s how she made herself relevant, I mean that, and her big tits, and the fact that she was Jewish and the jewish people always succeed, especially when they are good looking, because they give the Jewish guys, who have been raised to think they need to marry Jewish girls a beacon of hope, that maybe, just maybe she’ll be the one…her or Natalie Portman…

Either way, these pics bore me…she’s old, she’s back in the motherland, and really, bikinis aren’t enough excitement for a guy who has been posting this shit for a fucking decade.

Step it up, stomp the yard, even though she’ll likely just marry a rich dude and spend his money shopping because he made the mistake of giving her a credit card to prevent her from complaining about everything from the new iPhone update, to their daughter’s boyfriend….to their friends

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It’s the Jewish Holiday and what better way to wish all you Jewish people a happy holiday than by posting pics of one of your hottest posing in a jewish magazine proving she’s more jewish than you…while giving you masturbation fodder that will make your mom and bubby happy, knowing you’re not fucking with shiksas but rather a chosen one, who if you are rich enough, can magically turn from masturabtion fantasy to wife and mother of your Jewish babies, keeping the cycle of power alive…

Sure this isn’t the best use of her awesome tits, but she’s older now, and it’s a religious holiday, I mean what do you expect her to be doing, spreading her Leonardo DiCaprio stained twat…come on people…just accept this cheesy, cheap quality, straight from a Sears photo studio shit…it’s not like she’s an A-List fucking top model anymore…but rather a “take what she can get”…but she’s still got them tits.

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Bar Refaeli tries to stay relevant as a busy bikini model..living the millionaire life…now that she doesn’t have A-List cock inside her…but rather she’s living the holy life back home in Israel…where instead of posing her huge tits in a bikini, she’s posing doing Yoga moves like the Bridge, that make asses look inverted as they clench and titties look flat chested as they sag the opposite direction, you know like they are trying to be breast fed….and the whole thing would be more disappointing if I wasn’t masturbating to it….you see cuz as shitty as it looks in picture, it’d probably be fun to fuck.

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