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2014

15

Dec

Barbara Palvin Teaches You How to Speak Hungarian of the Day

I’ve been next to at least two Victoria’s Secret models….in the last two weeks…and they are tall as fuck…I go up to their fucking elbows, you know really substantial women with great proportionate bodies in pictures…but totally fucking monsters in person…throw in some hungarian, a historically scary communist language into the mix,that I like, because I think the whole Eastern European iron curtain thing is pornographic, but I feel like I am part of some horrible fucking movie…that I won’t come out alive in…massive woman, speaking aggressive languages at me…but I feel like some of you submissive bitches who like anything a girl does…especially when it is up on some spy Bond shit…and will find sexy in this…and that’s why I am posting it…I am the hand that helps you jerk off….but way less gay….because I didn’t even watch this video…I am too lazy and figure

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2014

10

Dec

Barbara Palvin by Terry Richardson for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

These are the most boring pictures ever shot by Terry Richardson…proving that when you get accused of rape enough times, eventually you lose your sleazy edge, because you want to stay as corporate friendly as possible, since the stupid 10 million dollar a year salary you now have, is addictive as fuck…

The model is Barbara Palvin. She may or may not have had sex with Bieber…but I think that was a front, and that she actually has sex with black dudes, like she was a Kardashian…just not in these pics.

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2014

01

Dec

Barbara Palvin Hot for L’Officiel of the Day

Barbara Palvin is a big Hungarian girl….brought up from communist regime, where the weak either died off or were killed off, thanks to rationed food and no patience for bullshit, leaving only the strong genetics…that are now either cam girls or models…and I guess Barbara Palvin snuck her way into Victoria’s Secret at 18, because Victoria’s Secret are creepy fucking perverts, and they like them young, especially when they are foreign and need work permits…who I’ve heard they used to protect Miranda Kerr’s name, and really the Victoria’s Secret name, from when she banged Bieber…because it made more sense for the new girl, who was Bieber’s age to fuck Bieber and not the old weathered mom who is married to the guy from Pirates, to fuck Beiber, even though the world is full of sluts of both gender, especially at this level, because well…people like to fuck…

All this to say, here she is in Officiel, and she’s looking pretty fun…

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2014

21

Nov

At Home with Barbara Palvin of the Day

I am not really a fan of Barbara Palvin, she doesn’t really do anything for me, I just assume she’s a big, awkward monster of a girl in person, and these pictures are just from her good angle, knowing that 1000 shots are taken each shoot, including this one, and there’s bound to be at least 10 pics they can use…for whatever it is…especially when she’s barely in these pics, totally clothed, and not being erotic at all…but she is in bed, which may make the voyeur in you want to jerk off on her while she’s sleeping…because that’s what you do…weirdo..I don’t even know if this is her home…we’ll just pretend…

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2014

19

Nov

Barbara Palvin Topless for Marie Claire Italia of the Day

Here are some pictures for Marie Claire Italia of Barbara Palvin, the same Barbara Palvin who fucks black basketball players, but who pretended to fuck Justin Bieber, when Bieber was fucking Miranda Kerr, because it made for a good story to propel her young career, while covering up for the evil underwear empire at Victoria’s Secret….not that it matters…

What matters is these pics I like to call showing the world how you should not post topless if you’re going to go all the way as getting topless…especially considering it is for soem Euro magazine…it’s like how did this fail get approved…WE NEED NIPPLES FOR IT TO BE FASHION DAMMIT.

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2014

03

Nov

Barbara Palvin Topless for Madame Figaro of the Day

Barbara Palvin is naked for Madame Figaro….

She’s a Hungarian 20 year old…so I guess she’s lucky to be in this fashion story, instead of the live webcam streaming site most 20 year olds from Hungary are getting naked on….

I think she looks good….enough…I mean if you’re going to get naked, this implied nonsense is just nonsense. We are in an era where spread legged vagina shots are considered fashion not porn. Larry Flynt got shot in the back for that right…and anytime a naked girl isn’t shot spread eagled…the world is shitting on his martyrdom…

I don’t know what I am saying, the fact is that these pictures don’t give me a boner, but i guess nothing really does…the internet has desensitized me…

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2014

20

Oct

Barbara Palvin Sucking Popsicles for Guy Aroch of the Day

There were once rumours that Barbara Palvin was dating Bieber, when she did her first Victoria’s Secret Fashion show at 18, because Victoria’s Secret wanted to cover up the fact that the model who actually banged Bieber was Miranda Kerr, married mom on the gold digger program – with clearly and present perversion…it was bad for the brand…

But I’ve heard that Barbara Palvin is more into the black dudes, the pro athletes…and really I don’t even know why I know that, it’s not like I keep track of 21 year old Hungarian models…I just like them when they are naked…or half naked…or I guess channelling the 70s sucking popsicles…because it reminds me of a simpler time…I’m just bummed that when doing this 70s shoot, no bush was exposed in the process, because bush is the most important thing that happened int he 70s, at least according to me, who can’t even look at a vagina – unless it is wearing a furry pubic hair hat….

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2014

07

Oct

Barbara Palvin for David Bellemere of the Day

I think these are old pics of Barbara Palvin – but who really fucking cares – they are still some young, but not illegally young, even though she probably started her modelling when illegally young, and likely even showed tits when she was illegally young, before being exported by her Eastern European country to Los Angeles to live the Hollywood life…

Now I have heard from a few people who know her, who have partied with her, and who are “friends” with her, that she just takes a good picture. In person she’s a bit of big and scary monster – who only fucks black dudes…and not Biebers she was marketed as fucking…when Victoria’s Secret first imported her and wanted to make their money on her…

ANyway – David Bellemere is one of the better photographers out there. I dig this, even if old.

Throwback Tuesday Motherfuckers…we always 48 hours ahead in this motherfucker.

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2014

22

May

Barbara Palvin is Fun of the Day

Everyone is talking about 18 or 19 year old Barbara Palvin, like this was 2 years ago and she was caught up in a bullshit scandal…

I’m more interested in her modelling

She obviously takes a good picture, which would explain why she gets paid heavy and why someone would import from Hungary like she was your grandmother’s goulash recipe…back during the second world war…because the Hungarian prostitute ring comes in various forms, from the low level “model” I met at a Miami bikini contest and who was in America on a 3 month tourist visa, which she felt was enough time to find a sugar daddy, to Palvin, who rolls with hip hop stars and athletes, because she’s into black like that…

I guess not everyone has the same fate…and instead of being in a cold water flat back home, she’s in Cannes red carpet hustling…being all fun and hot enough…even though I’ve been told she’s not hot in person…and only takes a good picture…all barefoot and orphan-like…

BONUS – HER TAKING A SELFIE

Oh Shit…I think she’s had work done…

She’s got a Belly!! Getting Fat for her Brothers…

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