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Archive for the Barbara Palvin Category

2014

17

Apr

Barbara Palvin Marie Claire Italy Nakedness of the Day

Barbara Palvin is possibly best known for being the Hungarian tween who Victoria’s Secret used the day she turned 18 like they were a porn producer, eager to get young pussy half naked….

They also took advantage of her and used her as the patsy to the Justin Bieber fucking Miranda Kerr story, that happened 2 years ago, you know to distract from the fact that Miranda Kerr, an old married brand ambassador

Now she’s naked for Marie Claire Italy…not showing Labia, because this is artsy bullshit not porn you pink lip seekers…

And I think she looks lovely…and I am starting to understand why she’s managed to crawl out of eastern Europe to be all internationally famous, rather than being a stripper or mail order bride…and that is because she’s tall.

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2014

07

Apr

Barbara Palvin’s Heroin Dance for Jason Lee Parry of the Day

This is probably the best thing I’ve ever seen at least coming from some model who was the patsy in a Justin Bieber Sex Scandal.

She’s shooting for the homie Jason Lee Parry, who is the next Terry Richardson, in terms of being famous for taking pics of babes, and not for cumming on random girls faces…and this is some Behind the Scenes hustle, that makes me realize that models can be funny and aren’t always vapid, useless, famewhores with no souls…

Here are some pics of an unrelated shoot of her, cuz she’s nice.

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2014

05

Feb

Barbara Palvin for Twin Set Lingerie of the Day

If you don’t remember Barbara Palvin, she was the patsy in the Miranda Kerr / Justin Bieber sex scandal that happened when she first walked the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, you know freshly imported from Hungary, and used by the company to divert attention away from the fact that their star Miranda Kerr, like Woody Allen, is a pedophile…because I don’t care how big Bieber’s penis is rumoured to be, the dude looks 11…and the fact that she fucked him is twisted as fuck…and to me justifies why she’s been fired and divorced, forced into the workforce, pounding the pavement like it was a 12 year old boy, unable to find any work…

While Barbara Palvin continues to look lovely in lingerie campaigns, as lingerie models do….

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2013

30

Sep

Barbara Palvin’s Hot Selfie of the Day

Barbara Palvin is doing some good fucking work…taking selfies like an 18 year old who isn’t in war torn eastern Europe, but rather reaping the benefits of being a million dollar earner in modelling, who can afford a smart phone…

I like that she’s letting us all know that despite possibly having sex with Bieber like she was Miranda Kerr…even though she was just the exit strategy or the PR spin on that Miranda Kerr story to divert people from knowing that Miranda Kerr sleeps around…with adult 12 year old pop stars….because putting the new Hungarian 18 year old at the scene of the crime just makes more sense for the public to accept while keeping Victoria’s Secret clean image, as clean as it can be…so the Christians don’t start protesting these smut peddlers and just accept them as underwear producers, since we all need fucking underwear….she’s still kinda hot…

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2013

30

Aug

Barbara Palvin’s Suggestive Teenage Lingerie Pics of the Day

I have a hard time calling Victoria’s Secret lingerie, because it’s more the kind of mass produced underwear that is shaped like lingerie, but made to give a bitch a yeast infection. You know straight up low grade shit mass produced in sweatshops around the third world to allow the company to have cheap as fuck product that they can pretend is worth 50 dollars…so that they can get a dozen hot as fuck models on million dollar a year payroll….you know how these things work…and that is find the third world model when she’s 17, get her half naked at 18, and by 19…get her in your sluttier collection, the collection fat moms buy to surprise their husband on their anniversary, even though the only surprise their husband really wants is a call from the police letting them know bitch died in a horrible accident…or the option to fuck other girls…

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2013

07

Aug

Barbara Palvin Crotch Shot for an Ad of the Day

Nothing says “I’m an eager young model from a third world ex-soviet war torn country trying to get ahead so that I don’t have to wait in line for rationed bread anymore…or worst…be traded on the international human trafficking sex trade market” quite like doing a high kick in a bikini bottom..spreading your vagina…underneath thin fast drying bathing suit bottoms…I mean the kind of position they’d have us thinking Justin Bieber had her in when giving her an amateur gyno exam with his tongue…before realizing we all know Beiber’s gay.

I like this campaign and will buy 3 of whatever they are selling.

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2013

18

Jul

Barbara Palvin for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

How about some Victoria’s Secret photoshopped nipples lingerie pics of some Hungarian girl who escaped the illegal human trafficking trade to end up inside Justin Bieber with a strap on back when he and Selena were going through a rough patch…

I don’t think she’s all that special, she looks big and better equipped to be in a circus or do whatever else it is Hungarians do, wrestle bears, make cured meat…but Victoria’s Secret thinks she is and they are the boss of hotness…at least that’s what they are trying to make you believe…evil brainwashing corporation with their half naked girls…

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2013

17

Jul

Barbara Palvin in a Bikini for Jason Lee Perry of the Day


I may not think Barbara Palvin is all that great, but it turns out, I appreciate staring at pics of her in a bikini, which may not be saying much for Barbara Palvin since I’ll watch any and all girls in a fucking bikini provided they have a vagina, which is actually even optional requirement, because with a proper tuck job, like they were Gisele Bundchen, and a tight body with decent tits, I can be fooled…in an out of sight out of mind situation.

That’s not to say Palvin has a cock, even though it is assumed she did considering she was rumoured to have sex with Beiber and cock is the only way for him, but it is to say if she did, I’d probably still be trying to get a boner for her hot little body, that in person is probably a big body, because that’s just the kind of guy I am.

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2013

28

Jun

Barbara Palvin’s Victoria’s Secret 2013 Work of the Day


Barbara Palvin isn’t all that hot, I mean she’s 19 and half naked, what 19 an half naked chick do you know wouldn’t be worthy of jerking off to, especially if you’ve committed your life to one woman who is pushing 50 and all you’ve seen is the neglect that she’s had for herself all these years…cellulite ridden and loose stomached…blaming you for it and guilting you for it…cuz she had your kids for you and now you owe her….even though you know if it wasn’t you, it’d be some other asshole, and you wish it was, so you could be free to spend your 60,000 dollars a year seducing 19 year olds who are happy getting a free Subway sandwich on a date, rather than the 21 year olds who know how to take a dude for a ride….

The only moment of peace you have is when you get to stare at your daughter’s friends in their bikinis…

Now I may be confused how this Palvin went from Hungarian to top model, when normally there are a few human trafficking stops in between, but I’ll post her Victoria’s Secret 2013 work anyway, cuz she’s half naked and 19 and that’s good enough for me.

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2013

27

Jun

Barbara Palvin for Glamour Italy of the Day


19 year old model Barbara Palvin …who you may remember as some girl who Victoria’s Secret decided to pretend Bieber cheated on Selena Gomez on with, because it got her in the media and made her count…without realizing Bieber fans hate girls who sleep with Bieber…

Her story confuses me, I mean she’s from Hungary…she was discovered at 13…and is now a top model..working for big brands and magazines…

All while most girls from ex-communist countries who are found at 13 end up doing cam shows in dungeons..when not being human trafficked, but I guess there’s more money in it when you use the tall ones for mainstream work…

All while there are equally hot girls in New York city alone who haven’t hit this level of fame…I mean who don’t even have an agency..

Seems pretty suspicious to me, and while I don’t bother researching or investigating this cuz I got better shit to do, you can stare at her in a bikini….

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2013

14

Jun

Barbara Palvin’s Nip Slip of the Day


Barbara Palvin the overrated model from Eastern Europe who is 19 and her success remains a total fucking mystery, had a nipple slip.

I don’t know when and I don’t know where, I just know the pic was emailed to me, so it happened.

It’s not jerk off material, but nipples are better than no nipples, just ask Angelina Jolie, she’s had both, and despite what she tells you. I choose nipples.


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2013

11

Jun

Barbara Palvin Hot for El Pais Semanal of the Day


I think it is safe to say that 19 year old Hungarian model, who miraculously, isn’t working at a dairy farm in Hungary like you’d expect most 19 year old Hungarians to be doing, but is instead an international model, is looking her best in these pics….

I don’t know what “El Pais Semanal” is, I just know they took an otherwise uneventful looking girl, who has managed international modelling success for whatever reason, and slut her out proper.

This is by far the best we’ve seen her, and for that we must celebrate….not that we wouldn’t celebrate if she was in a fucking snow suit, the whole fact she’s 19, for perverts like us, makes her worth a fuck, even if she was 50 pounds heavier and missing teeth…

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2013

06

Jun

Barbara Palvin Modeling Wedding Dresses of the Day

The only time a bride is erotic – is when she’s not your bride, because when she is your bride, even when beautiful and looking her best, thanks to her year of fitness for this day, all you see is prison stripes…

So when the bride is your friends bride, who you figure you’ll try to get some alone time with to make into a bad wife on day one, something that I would be into, just to prove the sanctitude of marriage is a whole lot of shit, you know to help alleviate some of the pressure of “til death do us part”….

Or when she’s some 18 year old famous model from Eastern Europe, modelling wedding dresses like high school girls playing dress-up…

It is as close bride fetish porn without being bride fetish porn…and I am into that.

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2013

14

May

Barbara Palvin is Boring in Underwear for L’Officiel Turkey of the Day

Barbara Palvin is overrated. I don’t mind her but for some reason she just looks like a big Eastern European chick who could beat the fuck out of me, even if all models are massively tall freaks who in person cause fear in those near by, you know giants with good features that can take a decent pic, but that when not in pictures are freaks, well paid freaks who probably don’t realize they are freaks, cuz they get paid so well and are celebrated by the world who also don’t realize they are freaks, but instead makethem think that they are what girls are supposed to look like, while giving regular girls insecurities and a complex, leading to them being more willing to have sex with me, making me like models just the way they are….because indirectly, they get me laid….

Here are some pics of her for some Turkish magazine shit…

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2013

10

May

Barbara Palvin’s Behind the Scenes Lingerie Pics of the Day

I guess this Victoria’s Secret recruited 18 year old from a Eastern European country, that I can only assume is part of the human trafficking trade, because how else does an 18 year old girl from an Eastern European country end up in America working for top brands….I mean all the Eastern European girls I know are on webcam sites hiding their bruises while being watched by their handlers so they don’t cry for help…..

Whatever the reason for Barbara Palvin, she’s here, she’s not all that hot, she’s modeling for Intimissimi Lingerie, because I guess Victoria’s Secret likes to share her, you know lend her to other companies, to build her resume and portfolio and fanbase, before locking her down, and these are the behind the scenes pics. Inspiring. I know.

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