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2020

31

Aug

Barbara Palvin Bikini of the Day

Barbara Palvin Bikini

Is this Hungarian making you Hungry, because she’s a half naked Victoria’s Secret model posing in her underwear for social media, since social media is the new media or whatever….a place where girls can get half naked and sell shit like they were a beer ad in the 80s before beer ads were forced to remove sexuality from their strategy because it was seen as misogynistic, so that girls could reclaim their sexuality and start posting their own sexualized content themselves, to ensure that sex still sells and will always sells, but when a girl does it herself it’s ok..

It is safe to assume that Victoria’s Secret is still paying some of their girls. I recently heard they were going bankrupt because they sold off the brand because it was struggling, the woke generation doesn’t like their level of exclusivity of trying to make it an accomplishment or a status to be a VS model, when they feel anyone and their dad dressed like a woman should be eligible for the title because nothing is exclusive anymore, except basically everything that involves any level of money, including but not limited to traveling on private jets, where’s my private jet, how unfair life is that we aren’t all assigned private jets, while Amazon probably has a fleet of 1000 jets…how unfair…let’s try to change that some bitches are hotter than other bitches, like some people are richer than other people, and that we aren’t all the fucking same, worthy of the same reward for existing, some people just do life better….fuckers.


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2020

10

Jan

Barbara Palvin Boring Underwear Catalog Shoot of the Day

My one complaint about these catalog pics, no pussy.

It’s like if you’re going to wear panties, pull them up inside you like they are a vibrator you can’t afford but simulate by gripping them and gyrating….you know a little MY PUSSY IS HUNGRY LET ME EAT THESE…or AT LEAST….show some pussy definition…instead…smoothed out, lit and photoshopped. Fuck that.

Even when wearing those high waisted big girl cotton and comfortable panties, I expect to see more meat and potatoes. If you know what I mean……..I’m just spitting it off…you know a little riffing…you know…blogging is my soundcloud mumble rap.

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2019

02

Dec

Barbara Palvin Bra and Panties of the Day

Barbara Palvin Bra Panties

Big girl Barbara Palvin who is not looking as big as she probably is….maybe it’s liposuction, maybe it is keto diet, maybe it is starving herself, maybe it is photoshop, maybe it is FACETUNE, who the fuck cares she’s struggling to get her pants over her ass and based on my research over the years…a fat ass being squeezed into a pair of pants that are a few sizes too small is a fucking fetish and also a “meme” because every bitch with a fat ass who wants to show off her fat ass is doing it…

The girl fired from Victoria’s Secret for being too fat, after being recruited when she was underage by the brand (or maybe EPSTEIN) was used to protect their star MIRANDA KERR who cheated on Orlando Bloom because he’s a faggot who now fucks Katy Perry proving his FAGGOT-ISM, with BEIBER when he was underage and performing at the VS Show they have since cancelled because no one fucking cares about a mall brand pretending to be high concept in an INFOMERCIAL…only to have their back turned on her before realizing they need plus sized girls to stay relevant in this FAT world where fat is a thing and brands that don’t do fat get boycotted by everyone even the non fats…cuz they lose credibility as a modern and relevant brand even if they make XXXXL panties…because the public want to see XXXXL ass in those panties….like a bunch of chubby chasing fat fetishists I’ll never understand….

The world is nuts, but I like this Barbara Palvin pic.

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2019

02

Oct

Barbara Palvin Topless of the Day

Barbara Palvin Topless

I’ve written this o a variation of this in the past.

I can’t bring original thought or ideas to a post about a person I literally do not give a fuck about, or even remember exists….but Barbara Palvin the plus sized model that Victoria’s Secret fired, or gave a lot less work to over the last 3-4 years since Stella Maxwell stole her job, even though she was their young prized hen from Hungary that they smuggled in on their Human Trafficking ring….

Remember the out-dated dying brand has ties to EPSTEIN, they basically FINANCED his life and is the key to 70 percent of his pervert wealth….they know human trafficking…

Now thanks to the pressure of the media, trying to pretend they are “woke”, because VS is tired of taking shit for not hiring fat chicks, or trans, or fucking amputees with skin diseases, diabetes and AIDS, in what shouldn’t even be a conversation, like make the underwear in fat sizes sure, let trans people rock your shit, or start a brand for fat chicks too, but to put them in the marketing, come the fuck on, even fat chicks don’t want to be fat chicks, or look at fat chicks…cuz fat chicks are gross.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2019

19

Aug

Barbara Palvin Bra and Panties of the Day

Barbara Palvin Bra Panties

Barbara Palvin has a huge fucking ass….which is exciting to some….and with that big girl ass she’s squeezing into a thong for Victoria’s Secret….so tells so much more of a story than just an ass in a thong…she tells a story of corporations taking knee-jerk reactions to deep rooted failures in their business that is run by an Epstein sponsor, which you can deduce was involved in all Epstein had to offer…

So Palvin’s fat ass got fired from Victoria’s Secret for being too fat for Victoria’s Secret, they have standards you know….standards that include ripping everyone off with made in china shit they over-price….

Now, she’s been asked back, cuz I guess she did good work and had good viral appeal is in the celeb scene as she fucks Disney kids and people seem to fucking love this bitch….

All thanks to society hating on Victoria’s Secret for not casting trans, fat, relevant people to speak to the state of the world that hates girls who look like their dated patriarchal look….

When they should hate them for being a lame as fuck shitty mall brand who despite having hot army of hot chicks promoting their nonsense….they clearly weren’t doing the best they could with those models…as they photoshopped each nipple to keep the catalog SFW….

The fact that they photoshopped as many nipples as they have over the years make them the fucking enemy….deleting nipples…erasing nipples…what kind of genocide is that.

And the fact that Palvin is so thick, is just the way girls look now, and I’m ok with looking at it….

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2019

14

May

Barbara Palvin in Slutty Boots of the Day

Barbara Palvin is out in Miami celebrating being the plus sized angel on the VS roster that was kicked off the roster for being fat only to be invited back for being fat cuz they realize that they need diversity and that people fucking love Barbara Palvin for whatever reason…big girl Palvin mother fuckers…

It is probably for Sports illustrated shit but we try not to acknowledge them or give them hype thanks to being obsolete…due to Instagram….and I don’t like giving them false hope that their shit matters…

Either way, she’s in lingerie as outerwear and that’s the way we need Eastern European Sex workers to be…

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2019

06

May

Barbara Palvin Topless of the Day

Barbara Palvin Topless

AS YOU KNOW SINCE I HAVE WRITTEN THIS BEFORE Barbara Palvin is the plus sized model that Victoria’s Secret fired, or gave a lot less work to over the last 3-4 years since Stella Maxwell stole her job, even though she was their young prized hen from Hungary that they smuggled in on their Human Trafficking ring….

She was a patsy for Miranda Kerr who was out there fucking Bieber, basically thrown into the media hype of being a VICTORIA’S SECRET Angel early on, only to have it ripped from her as she grew up…

Thanks to the pressure of the media, who give VS shit for not hiring fat chicks, in what shouldn’t even be a conversation, like make the underwear in fat sizes sure, or start a brand for fat chicks too, but to put them in the marketing, come the fuck on, even fat chicks don’t want to be fat chicks, or look at fat chicks… it’s usually a product of circumstance,

The brand gave into the pressure, gave this one a call cuz she was already in their system, and figured make her an Angel, she’ll forget she was rejected, plus she needs them for her work VISA…so it’s an easy solution to their fat girl problem…and instead of being mad for being fired for being fat, she was happy to be hired for being fat..and she’s out there showing off what this generation’s body looks like…in pretty provocative poses…

Welcome back.

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2019

03

May

Barbara Plavin’s Pushing Up her Tits for her Welcome Back Tour of the Day

Barbara Palvin’s on her welcome back to the family tour, after being ousted like some kind of Scientologist who turned on Scientology, only to be ignorred by her people, only instead o denouncing a religion it was for being fat….

But being a desperate person, an immigrant just trying to make it, she’s been accepted back into their club, cuz Victoria’s Secret needs plus sized girls, and she’s plus sized by their standards, which is why she was fird…

So here she is Pushing Up her Tits for her Welcome Back Tour – celebrating because the brand came back to her cuz she probably thinks they genuinely need her, but they just need a fat girl and she knows the drill.

Either way, good cleavage…

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2019

01

May

Barbara Palvin BTS Underwear Shoot of the Day

Barbara Palvin is the plus sized model that Victoria’s Secret fired, or gave a lot less work to over the last 3-4 years since Stella Maxwell stole her job, even though she was their young prized hen from Hungary that they smuggled in on their Human Trafficking ring….

But thanks to the pressure of the media, who give VS shit for not hiring fat chicks, in what shouldn’t even be a conversation, like make the underwear in fat sizes sure, or start a brand for fat chicks too, but to put them in the marketing, come the fuck on, even fat chicks don’t want to be fat chicks, it’s usually a product of circumstance, and more importantly, even fat chicks don’t want to look at fat chicks…

So the brand compromised, looked at all their bigger girls over the years and thought, well we can bring back Barbara….she’s got nothing else going on and she’s from Hungary, she’ll take what she can get with no real resentment like most people would have….if she doesn’t they’ll just show her pics of war torn Hungary and threaten to send her back like all mail order bride husbands do…

So she has been re-hired, and they got her working harder than ever.. Living that fat ass dream.

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2019

18

Apr

Barbara Palvin Bikini of the Day

Barbara Palvin Bikini

This is Victoria’s Secret answer to plus sized models.

Fired for being fat, after signing her as a teen and really bringing her to America…

Only to rehire her for being fat because they can’t afford the press around being mean to fat people. No fat shaming allowed when you are in the media, or a brand, and have everything to lose…

Especially when your brand is dying, you are restructuring and shutting down stores…cuz people are onto your sweatshop made overpriced crap.

We are smarter and know that their marketing dollars are going to slutty women who think they are important and we’d rather buy our made in China yeast infection underwear directly from
China.

We don’t need you – we have Instagram brands.

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