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2014

18

Dec

Behati Prinsloo is a Zombie Santa of the Day

Someone posted this video of Behati Prinsloo being a zombie Santa because I guess making fun of one of the most iconic characters in the history of the Christmas spirit, you know the fat man in a red suit, that has nothing to do with Jesus, the birthday you’re supposed to be celebrating, when really he’s the one who was an actual zombie, while Santa was just a cartoon, but I guess her playing Zombie Jesus wouldn’t go over well…kinda like her marrying Adam Levine…since he’s the fucking worst…and no matter what she’s doing here…all I smell is his seed all over her…making her the fucking worse than the worst because she married the worst…if you know what I mean.

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2014

11

Nov

Candice and Behati do Victoria’s Secret Photoshoots of the Day

Candice Swanepoel and Behati Prinsloo are on the beach, because they are doing the VS Fashion show and it is prime time to get the girls in the paparazzi they pay, wearing bikinis, when they are at their fittest because they’ve been on a program to get as fit as possible pre-VS show…as no one, especially VS likes fat girls posing in their bikinis, despite the fact that 98 percent of their clients are fat girls wearing bikinis to be as sexy as the skinny girls they hire to pose in said bikinis…and I guess bikinis is good enough for me to post, even knowing one of the bikinis smells of Adam Levine’s seed..

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2014

08

Oct

Behati Prinsloo in a Bikini of the Day

All I smell is Adam Levine’s cum…and it’s disgusting…So potent and offensive that it ruins her Victoria’s Secret hooker way and body I would normally love…

I mean this immigrant girl hustle modelling lingerie to lure rich dudes most Americans hate, all in efforts to fulfill her childhood dreams of fame and fortune, willing to do whatever it jakes is honourable…put her on payroll Levine, that’s what she’s looking for, but don’t call her a prosti, since she’s got a ring on it, call her a wife…it’s different.

It’s just one of those grey areas..and I’m all for sluts and hookers – as long as Levine isn’t their main client…because any girl who could have any guy but chooses Levine is the worst.

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2014

19

Sep

Behati Prinsloo On Set in a Bikini of the Day

Behati Prinsloo recently married Adam Levine, which makes part of me hate everything she represents, because rich kid Adam Levine, from Hollywood, who just leveraged family contacts to be Adam Levine is a fucking loser, despite all his money, and his music is shit, and when a girl like Behati Prinsloo could be with any fucking billionaire because she’s a victoria’s secret model choosing Adam Levine, is a fucking fail on all fronts. He is the worst…and now she’s polluted…

That said, I can stop staring at her backfat in this pic. She must be eating her feelings because immigrant or not, excited by the American Dream or not, she fucking knows her husband is a cunt…a cunt she lets in her cunt…disgusting.

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2014

17

Jul

Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Secret of the DAy

There are a few things I don’t like in life….and three of those things happen to be in these pics:

1- Victoria’s Secret…because they exploit third world countries to make profit margin on shitty product for white people that they can in turn pay models too much money to be part of…giving models inflated egos about their worth and celebrity….

2- Catalog bikini pics because they lack any sort of story, purpose, creativity, or really substance. They are boring and a misuse of a high budget, good photographer and established model.

3- Adam Levine. Who sticks his dick in this shit…

But I’m still posting it – because half naked girls are half naked girls…even when they get paid millions for this and have horrible taste in men…

I can’t really Blame her, she’s from another country, and probably thinks Adam Levine is awesome because compared to the popstars back home, he is…

I mean she can’t be as picky or hateful as us, she’s just happy to be out of the hell she was living…and probably gets as pumped about a pair of Levis Jeans or Nikes…

Plus he’s rich, and thus good to make babies with…

I get it….but I don’t like it…

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2014

26

May

The Behati Prinsloo Sizzle Reel of the Day

Behati Prinsloo doesn’t exist to me, not because I’ve never met her or any of the other famous hookers I would fuck, but prefer to hate on the site, because I don’t think they deserve the praise or money they get…you know like I was that Elliott Rodgers loser, only I actually get laid…because there’s always a willing bitch when you have no standards…

I just see hotter girls than these models all the time, who don’t have the same ego, or entitlement, who aren’t living the life and who aren’t egotistical snobs who have been given everything they ever wanted with little to no work…

Behati Prinsloo doesn’t exist to me because Adam Levine cums in her…and she allows it..like it’s not a rape situation, but rather a retirement plan, child support situation and I don’t care how big his dick or wallet is…his music is enough reason for him to die alone, shunned by society for being the fucking worst…

Here’s some sizzle reel I guess one of her fans made…weird.

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2014

09

Apr

Behati Prinsloo vs Amber Heard in DT of the Day

I like when these magazines put these girls up against each other, making them hate each other, and compare themselves to each other, buy giving them equal play in a magazine, and waiting to see who gets the most coverage for it…because friendly competition, coupled with egotistical cunts who think they are the best thing ever, feeling insecure is erotic to me…

So one of them is engaged to the worst human ever, the kind of guy who you probably want to kill, because he is Adam Levine and annoying in his Bar Mitzvah DJ hustle…tainted…

The other is a home wrecker, who lured Johnny Depp, a relatively cool person in Hollywood, because he takes his Disney roles seriously…

Both of them are trying to be fun, sexy in DT Spain…and it’s safe to say Amber Heard won this one…and I guess won on all fronts…based on the fact that she isn’t engaged to Adam Levine.

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2014

25

Mar

Behati Prinsloo Nipples in Vogue Spain of the Day

I can’t take Victoria’s Secret Behati Prinsloo seriously…even when she’s doing a Vogue Spain shoot…while showing her nipples because that’s the key to modelling and nipple is the only way to be taken seriously…not because I hate Victoria’s Secret models with stupid names…or more importantly nipples…but because…she’s marrying Adam Levine and that means he cums in her, and more importantly, he dumped her, fucked another model, and ran back to her like a man who has the authority to take these models and have his way with them…even though he’s a massive fucking pussy sent here from the devil to brainwash us with shitty music and Bar Mitzvah DJ charisma…

But here are her nipples anyway.

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2013

22

Nov

Behati Prinsloo in a Bikini of the Day

If Adam Levine’s publicists and the people at The Voice, who probably always own People Magazine, in what is the biggest lie of a publication since Million Little Pieces, because everything they write about is fed to them by Publicists…have made him the “Sexiest Man Alive”…something most Jewish midgets don’t get awarded…

Does that make his Fiance, imported model Behati, the sexiest women alive?…I’m gonna go with no, but she still is good enough for Victoria’s Secret and I guess with that stamp of approval, she’s good enough for me…you see they’ve marketed her so hard I have her in my head…and think that just because they say she’s a “bad bitch”…she actually is one…and in her defence, she’s half naked…making huge money which is two criteria I look for in girls…making her pretty alright to me…

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