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2009

30

Nov

Some Beth Ditto and Fatter than Ever for the Perverts of the Day

This bitch can’t live forever, she’s too fat. So take in this sexy while you still can. Look at the way she opens her mouth trying to eat the mic because she’s got an eating disorder that makes her eat everything in fucking sight, or look and her legs that are so malleable that you can easily make a vagina in her cellulite fat welts. See I’ve got a fat wife, pretty much this fat and there’s nothing hot about the shit, but for some reason some people dig this fat chick thing, maybe cuz they can’t run, maybe cuz they’re like a bouncy castle you see at community events, maybe its because they are a limited commitment because they will die sooner than later, but I think the whole thing is sick, even though I’m morbidly obese on paper, but that’s more socially acceptable, since I have a penis….something I’d be scared to see Beth Ditto getting….

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Posted in:Beth Ditto|Disgusting|Fat as Fuck

2009

18

Nov

Beth Ditto is Always Hungry of the Day

Don’t get too excited about these pictures of Beth Ditto simulating cocksuckin’ with her mic, because I know you love fat chicks, since they are easy and the only type of chick willing to fuck you, because the reality is that she’s not molesting this mic because she thinks it’s dick and she’s trying to look hot, she’d molesting this mic cuz she wishes it was a fuckin chocolate bar.

These pictures are disgusting and the sad thing is that they really remind me of my obese wife, the woman I crawl into bed and listen to her labored breathing as she suffocates under her fat, the fat that never quite does its job right and hasn’t offed her like I want it to, because it will make my life easier, but I haven’t given up hope yet, since based on medical research fat always wins.

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Posted in:Beth Ditto|Hungry

2009

04

Jun

Beth Ditto and Her Big Hungry Titties of the Day

It always amazes me when I meet dudes who like fat chicks. The other day I was out with a friend and he was going off about how hot this fat chick was, talking about her massive tits like they were a gift from fucking god, even though she was sitting with an actual hot chick. I didn’t understand what the fuck was wrong with him, because I didn’t even notice the fat chick, sure maybe my standards are unrealistic and I’d rather jerk off to hot chicks than fuck ugly chicks.

Sure, I am married to a fat chick, I live with a fat chick, I try to share a bed with a fat chick every night, because she takes up the majority of the fucking bed, and that just puts me in a better position to confirm that fat chicks are fuckin’ garbage.

Either way, he explained that he liked fat chicks, not because he’s trying to stay hip hop and in touch with his black friends, but because they look loyal, like a girl who would try to carry your grocery bags for you, even if it is fueled by the sheer excitement of getting at those bags and eating all the fucking food, and they love suckin’ dick.

So instead of hating on pig lookin’ bitches, I guess we should celebrate, because some of you motherfuckers like fat chicks, mainly because they are less work than hot chicks, but also because you have no self-esteem and hate your life, at least that’s the reason why I am married to a fat chick.

Here’s Beth Ditto showing off her fat tits in some see through lookin something that I am trying my best not to look at…

Posted in:Beth Ditto|Tits

2009

29

May

Beth Ditto Flashes Her Disgusting Body of the Day

The beauty of fat chicks is that their is no beauty of fat chicks. They are pigs and no matter how hard they try to cover shit up, they still have to struggle when getting off the couch, or out of cars, or trying to put on socks in the morning after you reached a new low and brought one of them home with you one night to fuck.

They are slobs and they are messes and you know their pussy stinks no matter how hard they try to wash, not only is it too hard to reach their shit to clean it but the warm swampy climate in their pants just always wins….

Posted in:Beth Ditto|Fat