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2016

11

Mar

Bette Midler Does the Kim Kardashian of the Day

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I don’t know what Bette Midler is trying to prove. Actually I do. She made a comment calling out Kim K for being a shameless whore, to which Kim K wrote some childish, high school level, hip hop inspired “disses’ to the 75 year old actress. The whole thing was really fucking stupid. You know seeing Bette Midler get into hip hop beef, on the level of Worldstar in intelligence, all for calling Kim out for being a shameless whore…

To which Bette responded to the backlash, but posting a selfie, of her ass in the mirror, while holding something promoting a good cause, whatever that cause may be, probably a cause she leads, which is just as shameless as Kim K doing it for attention to her empire…while people are watching, pull a stunt that gets them talking, to promote something…and I guess the nice thing about it is that she’s promoting something that may be a of value, rather than a new waist trainer or Kanye album….

But the real nice thing, which is also the terrifying thing, is that at 75, Bette has an ass I’d bury my face in….

Keep in mind I’m old and have seen her in movies since forever and always thought she was a monster…yet today, faced with her ass in a brazilian cut looking panty, all rounded out in a mirror reflection…I just want to bury my face in it.

I’ve done a quick psychiatric evaluation on the situation and I think it’s got something to do with too much hot young pussy thrown down my throat in shameless content, to which I have been asking “what’s the point of this, there is no substance, it’s boring”….to “oh this is new, an old lady, with a good enough ass, something different….closing it out with a comedic undertone, irony, cleverness, despite being shameless, I didn’t expect Bette to but her ass where her mouth was, but I wouldn’t mind if she put her ass where my mouth was…it probably tastes like an old Library book…so many hands have been up in it…

I didn’t realize ex-obese Osborne – who loves plastic surgery because it allowed her to take ownership on her life, rather than be Ozzy’s fat wife he ignored while fucking hot groupies, but she posted a nude selfie saying she was inspired by Kim K….now I don’t know what level of Fame Whore you’d have to be to suck up or claim to be inspired by Kim K…but here it is..

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Posted in:Bette Midler|SFW

2010

30

Nov

Bette Midler’s Ass Flash on TV of the Day

This is the post of the day….maybe even the post of the year…Bette Midler was on The Grham Norton Show. She fell off her chair and flashed the world her ass in a fuckable position…Now, Bette Midler is notoriously ugly and annoying, her music irritates and is reserved for Jewish Funerals, but this is still pretty fucking amazing…It made my hungover day.

So y’all enjoy now, you hear….

Posted in:Bette Midler

2009

04

Nov

Bette Midler Leg Show of the Day

I went to a Jewish wedding a few years ago becasue I thought there’d be free food. It was a pretty horrible experience before the woman’s daughter decided to start singing “The Wind Beneath My Wings” horribly and as an ignorant non-Jew all I could take from the experience is that Bette Midler is a god to these people.

A months later, I went to a gay dude who died of Aids’ funeral because I thought there would be free food. It was a pretty horrible experience before a group of trannies decided to start singing “The Wind Beneath My Wings” horribly and as an ignornant non-faggot, all I could take from the experience is that Bette Midler is a god to these people.

That said, here dressed as gaudy as you’d expect a gay jew to dress, but any 65 year old who can pull this off is worth having sex with, you know since they can’t get pregnant and are all post menopausal and not too picky and shit….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bette Midler|Legs