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2009

19

Oct

Katy Perry Has a Shitty Body No Matter How Hard She Tries of the Day

Katy Perry was out having a lazy workout, because she’s a lazy girl, and the proof is in her shitty body.

I don’t know what possessed her to wear shorts that make her look like she’s in an adult diaper like the lazy bitch she is, who is too lazy to get off her ass to walk to the fucking bathroom and take a fuckin’ shit cuz it’s too much work for her, but the reality is that some of you probably like it, because you have no taste and you live in a town where everyday girls are 300 pounds thanks to America’s freedom to eat all the toxic foods you motherfuckers eat.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m fat too, but I that it is strictly because of years of hard drinking and not because of eating twinkies and that’s got nothing to do with Katy Perry or her attempt at basketball before stopping and grabbing a bagel in attempts to not burn more calories than she eats, because that’s how lazy people work and you don’t want to set that balance off, cuz look how far it’s got her…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Basketball|Bike Shorts|Katy Perry

2009

02

Jun

Pink and Cary Hart in Bicycle Shorts of the Day

Nothing says homosexual relationship more than two men in spandex shorts going on a romantic bike rides on a 10 speed, other than two men on rollerblades in cut off jean shorts.

This couple’s been through so much, you know pretending they are a heterosexual couple, hiding Cary Hart’s gayness and Pink’s penis, and these pictures are proof that they are almost ready to accept who they are and the fact that their favorite passtime is all night cock slappin’,

So I guess it first starts by going out in public in bike shorts….but it won’t be long before they cut up the best fitting jeans and strap on their blades.

Here they are keeping it Gay, but not too Gay.

Posted in:Bike Shorts|Cary|Pink