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2010

29

Jan

Aubrey O’Day Still Thinks She’s Black of the Day

I understand that Aubrey O’Day eats fast food and gets fat because she caters to black dudes and she knows they like thick blonde bitches, but I don’t really get why she’s trying to turn her skin Beyonce, since the whole reason black dudes like her is because she’s not black, but I guess trying to explain that to an idiot is impossible….so let’s just let her do what she’s doing since she’s been doing a good enough job disappearing on her own, like she is some kind of David Copperfield and a non-existant Aubrey O’Day is a good Aubrey O’Day, so I probably shouldn’t have done this post…but too late now…

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Black

2010

13

Jan

Hugh Jackman Gets Attacked by a Fat Black Girl of the Day

I am guessing Hugh Jackman wasn’t in Haiti, but it looks like he was dealing with a Caribbean Earthquake of his own and she looked fucking eager and ready to take him out like he was a school, hospital and all the shanties in the fucking town. Maybe I’m just overreacting, but when I see when some chubby chick coming at me, I get nervous, but it’s probably because my wife is fat and anytime she has this kind of conviction in her swagger, it usually means she wants to fuck…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Black|Hugh Jackman

2009

10

Dec

Janet Jackson’s Big Black Ass of the Day

Janet Jackson has a fat ass. I don’t think that is news, but then again, I am not really a news source. I just know that all those little boys who had their first sexual experience with her brother, and who are now grown men, who have flashbacks of those first orgasms who need themselves some MJ related porn, because his Thriller video has been played to exhaustion and isn’t cutting it and all those girls who got trambled at the an MJ concert after fainting in excitement because they were in the same room as the motherfucker lookin for some MJ related pussy may appreciate this Janet Jackson ass…and so will a lot black fat ass fetishes, so this is for you and I have nothing else to say…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Big Ass|Black|Fat|Janet Jackson

2009

03

Nov

Saving a Black Chick Willing To Go Topless for Recession of the Day

I got this email……

Dear Jesus,

You know I have been a long time fan and now I need your help. I am a black girl living in Baltimore and I am going to lose my house . I have most of the money I need but am still $1800 short and I know you have a black girl fetish and figured you would know what I should do?

BESTOW KNOWLEDGE ON ME JESUS. WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO???

Love,
Elle Vie

PS. Anything but prostitution, I will not hook myself but otherwise am open to ideas.

Since I like to help people who are at rock bottom this was my response:

Send Nudes.

Love,

Jesus

Sure enough, she sent me these topless pics and I figure that I had to give her a post on the site…….so I am going to help this black piece of ass out, mainly because she has gone topless for a fat dirty old man with black fetish like me, but also because I am just that kind of guy.

People consistenly call me a racist, but would a racist exploit a girl who has hit rock bottom for titty pics ? I don’t think so.

I’m just a philathropist on a budget. I help where I can. Like earlier today I gave a homeless dude with a mouth infection 50 cents to avoid him from spitting on me and a few years ago I gave the NCAAP 10 dollars to shut the racist accusers up.

Either way, she needs money to keep her house because America went broke on her ass and decided to take photos exclusively for drunkenstepfather to get donations to help her keep her fucking house.

Her nice rack is still worth jerking off to, throw a few bones her way and when she reaches the 1800 dollars she will take off her panties.

HELP THIS BITCH SAVE HER HOUSE “DONATE”

I don’t expect you to give much or for this to really help the bitch, considering you don’t make me 1800 dollars a month, but maybe there’s a sugar daddy out there with lots of money and a love for tits because when I am given tit pics, I don’t mind helping….

Posted in:Black|Recession|Topless

2009

14

Aug

Aubrey O’Day is Turning Black of the Day

I find Aubrey O’Day’s strategy to stay famous pretty racist. She’s darkened her hair-up to look like a light skin black girl gone blonde, she’s taken up eating and is getting thick and she’s even started tanning heavy, all in efforts to look like some kind of Beyonce, because I guess her target market is black dudes, and she thinks that is what they want, even though everyone knows that black dudes don’t like fuckin’ black women, and she had better luck with the white angle, but I guess she hasn’t figured that one out as she goes out partying with her black girlfriends like she wasn’t from Palm Springs and was straight from the ghetto…

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Black

2009

31

Jul

Some Tyra Banks Posing of the Day

Before the Tyra Banks show, there was just Tyra Banks, a girl who worked as a bikini model and lingerie model with an amazing body, who kept her fucking mouth shut. But then some asshole producer, thought “shit, I’m gonna give her a talk show” because I guess he felt that since we had no interest in what she had to day since she was on Fresh Prince of Bel Air and shit was scripted, we’d care now, even if our only relationship with her was staring at her tits and dreaming about marrying a picture of her, because not only did it look good, but the Motherfucker didn’t talk back….

And now…she doesn’t shut up….

Here she is doing some photoshoot for something…..

Posted in:Black|Model|Posing|Tyra Banks

2009

23

Jul

People are Too Fuckin’ Sensitive of the Day

I saw this video doing the rounds, and I got annoyed, because I know the company who wrote and approved the script and paid to air the final product, is going to walk away from this with their tail between their legs, like typical fuckin’ companies who fear they offended people, and the whole thing is bullshit.

I am just waiting for a company to do something that is misinterpreted by the public and have them stand by their commercials or statements, I am tired of the constant backtracking to please assholes who have no idea what’s up.

So this “Offensive” commercial is a group of black girls getting a weave, because guess what, lots of black girls get weaves, and they talk about their weaves and they even get saved from getting shot cuz of their weaves and sure other girls get weaves too, and lots of strippers and tacky bitches get weaves, because they just aren’t for black chicks, but seriously, I wouldn’t say this shit is racist, it looks pretty true to life to me. If it was racist, they’d be eating a bucket of chicken, having daddy-less babies between shifts at the stripclub where they beat up every white girl, and most importantly, they wouldn’t have a cellular cuz shit woulda got disconnected 3 months earlier when they stopped payin the fuckin’ bill.

Grow some fuckin’ balls people and get a fuckin’ sense of humor about shit.

Posted in:Black|Racism|Stereotypes

2009

14

Jul

Aubrey O’Day is Turning into Beyonce of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is posting pics from her Paper Mag cover shoot that I guess she’s currently at on twitter. I found it weird that she’s lookin’ like she’s black. Now I love black chicks, I just don’t like white chicks who pretend to be black chicks. They are tacky pieces of trash who deserve to be stomped out by black girls for stealing their men, since black dudes love all things white….

I guess she’s realized the color of her target market’ so she’s gone out and got her ass fatter than ever, she’s got her skin darker than ever, and I guess that’s the magic formula to become the white chick every black dude wants to fuck, but up until now, I thought just having a vagina was all you needed.

I guess the real unfortunate thing in all this is being called Beyonce, because Beyonce is disgusting and that’s a dis worse than unexpected sodomy in a back alley….

Posted in:Ass|Aubrey O'Day|Black|Fat|Tits

2009

03

Jun

Jessica White Isn’t White of the Day

Good one. I know. That’s why I don’t get paid the big bucks, like I was some kind of Sports Illustrated model for having good legs. If only life was as easy for all of us. Instead I walked into a bar last night and drank an half full pitcher of beer that was sitting on a table and that was abandoned by god knows who, because I am an optimist but also because I like stepping up and taking responsibility for things people leave behind. In a lot of ways, drinking that dirty beer was fuckin’ heroic.

Posted in:Black|Jessica White|Legs

2009

27

Apr

Kim Kardashian is Turning Black of the Day

Someone give this bitch a bucket of fried chicken and a watermelon. We get it bitch. You are into black dudes. They love your fat ass. You love their dicks. It doesn’t mean you have to turn yourself into Beyonce. You’re an annoying Christian half white half arab rich girl, you don’t need to take things to the fuckin’ project, just because you’re marrying a black guy. You can’t fool us you fucking try hard. I was at a black club this weekend and seeing all these white girls who are dating black dudes try to shake their asses like a real black girl was a fucking joke. Seeing them thunder-clap and throw their fists up like they were in the black panthers listenting to some Soca song was a bigger fucking joke.

Know your place and just keep showing off them big tits.

Posted in:Black|Kim Kardashian

2008

08

Apr

American Beauty Queens of the Day

I am not a racist, I am not going to say that any part of the song is appropriate for the video. I am going to say that some people have some pretty sick fetishes and when I look at scantily clad fat chicks, no matter what their ethnic background is, I feel like someone down the line has given them some bad advice. Those people are usually perverts who can’t get pussy or weirdos who had fat moms and think that’s how women are supposed to look and make them feel good about being pigs, but all I want to do is lock my fuckin’ fridge to the ground or some shit, for fear that these pigs won’t take the time to open it to see what’s inside and just down the whole fuckin’ thing whole and when that’s done, they’ll move to the couch and eat that too. On their way down the street for their after meal walk, they’ll swallow every chick that crosses their path and still have room for desert. These bitches are fatter than Perez, but then again so am I and so is my wife, and you don’t see me walking around showing off my balls, even though I should….

I guess none of this matters and that I am still drunk, but know that whatever the fuck’s going on in this video, it’s fuckin’ wrong except for maybe their huge tits, but that’s just because I know how to focus my attention to what’s really important and that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Black|Obesity|Sluts|stepTV

2007

26

Dec

I am – Kim Kardashian’s Got Jungle Fever of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian and her black boyfriend doing some shopping. I was going to write about how she’s got jungle fever, but bitch has had so much black dick in her life, she’s pretty much Denzel Washington, so going after black cock isn’t anything out of the ordinary.

Either way, I am all for interracial couples because I know that black dudes love fucking fat white chicks and now fat assed armenian chicks, and I don’t, so they can have them. I also know that fat chicks love fuckin’ black dudes because they have dicks big enough to make it past the point of entry of their boxes and can actually penetrate them. If this bitch was to get with one of you small penised motherfuckers, you wouldn’t even be able to get your tip in, it’d be like trying to reach for that jar of peanut butter on the top shelf of your cupboard without a stool, where no matter how hard you reach for it, you always fall short, because the forces of nature are working against you.

Sure, there’s that whole sex tape she had with a black dude proving that once you go black you never go back because no white guy will take you back, but that shit’s just a myth, because if any girl offered you her cunt, you’d be in no position to say no, because you take what you can get and let’s face it, no girl’s ever asked you to fuck her before so you’d be distracted by your excitement to stop, no matter how racist you are.


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Posted in:Black|Jungle Fever|Unsorted

2007

04

Dec

I am – Eve’s Got Some Fuckin’ Cleavage of the Day

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I got some hate mail that I don’t post enough black girls, because apparently some of you people are black or into black chicks an I am for welcoming different ethnicities because drunenstepfather is a worldly organization that doesn’t close it’s doors on anyone, because I can’t. It’s the internet and you can’t tell who’s who or what’s what and that’s why I don’t have enough hot girls reading this shit.

Either way, here are some pictures of Eve’s cleavage because rumor has it that she’s black and not just wearing make-up, even though she probably hopes those shitty tattoos were make up, because now they are there for life. I asked this black dude I know from the building what he thought of Eve’s tits and he told me they were small, so she’s obviously rockin’ a push-up bra, and despite it being misleading as shit, I’ll never bang Eve, so I’m happy lookin’ at her cleavage no matter where shit came from.

I knew a girl who had these massive fuckin’ tits. She told me that she wasn’t always stacked like that and that she had a choice to make when she was in her 20s whether to save up for breast implants or eat junk food and fast food as much as possible, knowing that eventually shit would wind up in her tits. What she didn’t sign up for was the ass and gut that came with her plan, but the 5 dollars a day was still easier to spend than the $5k in one shot. It was strictly a financial decision and she’s still working the strip club and making money offering discount dances, because it turns out dudes like fat chicks when it means saving money. Cuddles.


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Posted in:Black|Eve|Unsorted

2006

08

Feb

Beyonce's HUGE Ass

Too much fried chicken is what I think when I see Beyonce’s ass. I am not saying that because it’s some racial – chicken/watermelon/fat blond chick/ too lazy to work statement. I am saying it cuz she’s all over the fucking Popeyes, she had a sponsorship and got to eat free friend chicken all the time. The problem is that all the weight went to her ass and legs, and although guys pretend to like women who are hefty downtown, we really don’t, we just put up with it, cuz when you have a big ass, you usually have big tits, and we like tits….so point of the story is Beyonce is fat, and i will get a ton of motherfuckers disputing that…but guess what asshole, I have pictures to prove it.

Posted in:Ass|Beyonce|Black|huge|Unsorted

2006

08

Feb

Beyonce’s HUGE Ass

Too much fried chicken is what I think when I see Beyonce’s ass. I am not saying that because it’s some racial – chicken/watermelon/fat blond chick/ too lazy to work statement. I am saying it cuz she’s all over the fucking Popeyes, she had a sponsorship and got to eat free friend chicken all the time. The problem is that all the weight went to her ass and legs, and although guys pretend to like women who are hefty downtown, we really don’t, we just put up with it, cuz when you have a big ass, you usually have big tits, and we like tits….so point of the story is Beyonce is fat, and i will get a ton of motherfuckers disputing that…but guess what asshole, I have pictures to prove it.

Posted in:Ass|Beyonce|Black|huge|Unsorted