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Archive for the Black Dress Category

2010

16

Feb

Nina Dubrev is a Nice Little Slut of the Day

Here is some Bulgarian Canadian immigrant because Canada has very weak immigration laws and they let everyone, including me in.

She the American dream ny getting a job on Degrassi instead of training bears to juggle while balancing on a bals like all her ancestors before her did.

Now, she is on The Vampire Diaries, a show I will never watch, but that has strategically milked the Vampire revivial and I assume virgin losers everywhere are making her their new Sarah Michelle Gellar Buffy girlfriend like they were 15 year old girls.

She is 20 and originally from a communist country, and like all girls from communist countries, she has big genitals, they just do it bigger behind the iron curtain thanks to genetic altering rationed bread to make them strong like bull, and big genitals are a fetish of mine. If the pussy doesn’t hang halfway down the thigh, I’m not satisfied.

I have no idea what I am talking about, but I do know she wouldn’t made a good mail-order bride, too bad she escaped and is now richer than all of us….cunt.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Black Dress|Nina Dubrev|Slut

2009

15

Dec

Leighton Meester in Her Little Black Dress of the Day

Leighton Meester comes from a long line of criminals. Sure her mother was arrested for smuggling drugs from Jamaica, the stupidest place to smuggle drugs from, because the border patrol know what goes on in Jamaica, but that’s not the point, the point is that her mom decided that her next venture would be to exploit her daughter and get her to do anything she can to get where they need to be. They moved to NYC then to LA and put her in Beverly High School hoping she’d get in and fuck some famous people’s kids, and the whole thing worked, but in being raised by a whore willing to do anything for money, Leighton’s got that attitude deep in her veins and that’s really not a bad thing, especially in her little black dress, unfortunately she looks really fucking big and awkward lookin, perfect to climb up her thigh like it was a tree and you were a squirrel only to burry yourself in her vagina like it was your nest.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Black Dress|Leighton Meester

2008

06

Feb

Marisa Miller’s Ass in a Black Dress of the Day

Here’s a little Marisa Miller supermodel at some superbowl shit because I am not tired of supermodels and any events,

We’ve already made it past superbowl monday’s traffic surge because it’s the biggest internet traffic day of the year according to my web hosting company and we’ve made it past super tuesday that I haven’t been watching the news because I am not American, live in Canada and hate politics and voting because my vote doesn’t matter. So I don’t know who won your event but I can assume that the republicans are doing pretty good because no white man wants to see a woman or a black dude in power and no woman really wants to see a woman in power because deep down inside they want to be the first female president because it was a childhood dream…and no black dude wants to see a black dude in office because they don’t even trust their own mother’s enough to not try to rip them off. So the democrats who all want Bush out but look at their options and realize another 4 more years of war really, recession and cowboy patriotic bullshit about freedom, isn’t as bad as having a woman or a black dude ruin what the country has worked so hard against the since the inception of the president’s job description….

I don’t really know what I am talking about, but I do know a mode when I see one, actually I don’t, I just ask every girl I meet if she’s a model because it tricks them into thinking that I think they are hot enough to make a living off their looks, and that’s usually enough of a glaze over their eyes to get them happy enough to show me their vaginas…..and this is Marisa Miller from Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret and her big breasts in a black dress that you could have probably figured out on your own, provided you aren’t blind, which I think is a safe assumption since you’re making a conscious effort to not read this and not actually not reading it because the whole world is night all the time for you…..

I think that was called rambling on. I’ll stop now…


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Posted in:Black Dress|Unsorted

2008

17

Jan

Lindsay Lohan’s Big Hair and Big Cleavage at the Cloverfield Premiere of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s looking good at the premiere of Cloverfield last night, and by good I mean like a 1987 Texan socialite from oil money at the horse races or some shit. Her big hair reminds me someone who is trying to look like some 70s Farrah Fawcett bullshit but it looks more like this Vegas show girl I met in the early 90s who would walk around all done up in sequined dresses offering us blowjobs for 20 dollars which was nice because at least we knew she put out.

The good news is that her tight body distracts me from her stupid hair and I wouldn’t mind giving her 20 dollars for a blowjob, I think she’s worth it.


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Posted in:Big Hair|Black Dress|Unsorted