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Archive for the Black History Month Category

2010

04

Feb

NBC’s Racist Menu of the Day

Questlove posted the menu from NBC’s Black History Month menu and I think shit looked pretty good, bu Questlove thought it was racist…NBC tries to celebrate a bullshit holiday the blacks were given to apologize for taking them out of their dung huts and turning them into cotton pickers, and the black employee turns on them….

All I know is that I hope this gets Questlove from the Roots fired from NBC for breaching a contract and when they take him and his fat ass off the air, I hope they bring Jimmy Fallon with him.

I hate people who bitch about a little insignifican comedy at work. Who jeopardize the people who write their paychecks for being over sensitive and quick to call things racist….

Who gives a fuck if NBC made this a fucking menu, it’s soul food, everyone knows that means black food, what the fuck is wrong with people and why are people so fucking easily offended. Y

Questlove blocked me on Twitter, so it’s safe to say he is totally an emo cry baby pussy piece of shit….I think what NBC finally did something funny…and Questlove is just trying to get more publicity for himself….or this shit is staged…someone needs to fire the unappreciative prick.

Seriously, this menu is only racist if you think it is, the reality is that they could be a lot more racist…like they coulda had “Fat White Chick” on the menu, cuz I don’t know one black guy who drinks Aquafina, but I do know plenty who drink fat white chicks….use this comments to think of the ways NBC coulda been more racist.

Posted in:Black History Month|NBC|Racist

2009

06

Feb

Lady Gaga Performing for Black History Month of the Day

I figured since Black dudes will pretty much fuck anything that is white, and since Lady Gaga has a fat ass and busted face, that she should be the mascot for Black History Month here on DrunkenStepfather.com.

Here are some pictures of her sloppy ass performing in some stupid outfit, with you guessed it…a black dude who she rides on stage giving us a preview of the role playing that goes on on the tour bus, you know “Slave Master’s Daughter getting sodomized by Samson’s huge Black Dick in the Plantation Field”.

Posted in:Black History Month|Jungle Fever|Lady Gaga

2008

05

Feb

Kelly Rowland is in a Bikini Because She’s Got Nothing Better to Do of the Day

Kelly Rowland ends my morning Black History Month coverage that may or may not continue, depending on what the famous blacks get themselves into over the next month. I guess proven by these pictures, the famous blacks don’t need to be all that famous, they just have to be in bikinis because last time I checked my Destiny’s Child calendar, they broke up 3 years ago and I’ve been broken up on the inside ever since, but I still post one of them half naked.

I guess none of that really matters, what does matter is that you white fuckers don’t have a history month of your own. Losers. Sure you can argue that every day is White History Day, but I don’t see it on my Destiny’s Child Calendar, but it’s also 3 years old so maybe that’s why. Reality is that you white folk don’t have your own Entertainment Channel, either. But I don’t think the blacks are the real issue, they are harmless, unless you just bought a new bike, so let them learn about other blacks and how they magically appeared here from dancing around a fire and running from cheetah’s in Africa to pick white cotton in chains in the American south because the real threat is the Gays because they could be anyone well-dressed amongst us and one night after having one too many drinks they could even end up being you when you wake up and your dick is being sucked by one of your drunken buddies.

I don’t know what I am talking about, just look at the bikini pics…

Posted in:Black History Month|Unsorted

2008

05

Feb

Christina Milian’s Got Some Tight Shiny Pants of the Day

Christina Milian is still alive and she’s dipping it low on the dance floor in New York for fashion week and she’s doing it in a pair of tight shiny pants that I can see my face in….but not because they are shiny but because I am a pervert and imagine living in every girl I see’s panties like it was some kind of warm magical place that smelled like an old fish shop I used to work at. Those were the best years of my life.

I don’t really know why I am posting these, but I can only assume it’s an excuse to post the old nipples pictures of her that I saw yesterday for the first time, because I am more into nipples than I am into tight pants, but that’s just because my mother never breast fed me.

BONUS – SOME OLD PICTURES OF HER BIG NIPPLES IN A SEE THROUGH TOP.

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2008

05

Feb

Rihanna’s Concerts are like Porn of the Day


There’s nothing like a Rihanna concert where the bitch rocks out half naked showing off her legs and her vagina in underwear, giving every 14 year old boy and their father who brought them to the concert a boner, while teaching every 14 year old girl and their mother who brought them to the concert how they are expected to dress and move in order to give every 14 year old boy and their father a boner.

I don’t really know what I am talking about, but it is nice to see a half naked black girl with her real hair. Every time I come across a black girl, which is often because I am well liked in the community, the bitch has a wig or a weave on and that shit is way to Halloween for me. If I wanted to get busy with a clown, everyone knows I’d be at McDonalds and not KFC, everyone knows that so get it together.

Yeah, I just woke up at 1 pm and that was my first bad joke of the day. Get ready for more.

Posted in:Black History Month|Unsorted