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2013

18

Mar

Blake Lively’s Awesome Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

It took my 14 days to realize that Blake Lively posted this bikini picture of herself to social media…a bikini picture than in its own right…is pretty fantastic….but that since it belongs to Blake Lively…all married and shit….and out of work now that Gossip Girl is no more….she’s kinda taken the backseat…no one fucking cares…..because I fucking know when everyone, even an extra from a fucking McDonald’s commercial posts a bikini pic….that fact that this one fell through the cracks….just means she barely exists anymore….and I like to think that’s a good thing…cuz girls who barely exist always try to make a comeback…even after having a couple kids and a failed marriage…and based on this bikini pic….I am down to watch….

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2012

28

Sep

Blake Lively’s Wife Legs in Instyle of the Day


There’s just something about looking at married chicks in magazines that does absolutely nothing for me….I guess knowing they are good enough for some other dude doesn’t inspire…unless it is real life and I’m making her cheat on dude…cuz that’s just like sport…and I always like winning at breaking the horrible stereotype that marriage is about loyalty, love, togetherness til death does you part…you gang of lying, cheating cunts….

But in defense of married girls….I never found Blake Lively worth lookin at…

here are the pics anyway….

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2012

25

Sep

Blake Lively Reynolds in a Bra Shirt for Glamour Spain of the Day

I find it funny that Blake Lively fans, at least the ones on the internet are so mad that she got married, like it affects their obsession of her or the chance of them fucking her….I mean the only thing they could be mad at is if she’s pregnant because historically pregnancy ruins women….but if you’re obsession is Blake Lively…that’s on some obscure kick that makes me think you’ll probably ride out the pregnancy into the future…you stalking fucking weirdo…cuz to me Blake Lively hardly exists, she was on TV, in a few movies, played a 20 year old but looks 40, fucked some A-Listers, got knocked up by one, married him, denied being knocked by him to not cheapen her whore self who was cheapened when she started bouncing celebrity cock to cock….but that’s just the circle she runs in…I don’t judge….I just don’t understand why she looks so fucking old all the time…menopausal even….

She did a shoot for Glamour Spain, wore a shirt tha looks like a bra, and that’s about as interesting as she gets….

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2012

21

Sep

Blake Lively Pregnant of the Day

The basis of 95 percent of secret or surprise weddings since the beginning of time has always been unwanted pregnancy….to assume that Blake Lively is not in fact pregnant after shocking her 12 fans with a surprise marriage to Ryan Reynolds last week, you know cuz they expected her to continue fucking her way through the A and B-Listers as she’s done so well the last few years since people started noticing she existed…..no to mention her ravaged face looks 40, even if she plays a 20 year old on TV, it is possible the cougar’s uterus was running against the clock and not just cuz of her HPV….

Boom.

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2012

11

Sep

Blake Lively is Pantsless for Allure October of the Day

Hey remember when Blake Lively got married to Ryan Reynolds in a secret wedding in North Carolina the other day…..it was awesome….everyone is talking about it….so it must be important….even though neither Blake Lively or Ryan Reynolds give a fuck about us…they don’t even know us by name…let alone get involved in who we are fucking….but for some reason we care about them…like they fucking matter….even though they really fucking don’t….I assume there is a PR company behind this story somewhere…covering up something….putting her out there pantsless for Allure for a reason….a reason I can only assume is to give me something to look at…..

Here are the pics…of her posing with a lamb and children….I wonder if she is Jesus…and whether this is a religious experience…

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2012

10

Sep

Ryan Reynolds’ Wife Blake Lively for Marie Claire UK of the Day

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds got married on a plantation in South Carolina last night….I guess in efforts to show their respect for the plight of the black slave….I mean that is the only logical explanation for the wedding, I mean other than her having already got fucked by every famous cock in her low level of fame, and her possibly being pregnant, rushing a fly by night marrriage as to not make her look like a whore when her baby is old enough to count 9 months backwards….

Either way, Blake Lively fans everywhere are angry as fuck because prior to this wedding they felt they had a serious chance….

Marriage sucks under all circumstances…whether your wife is rich and famous….hot or not…she’s robbed your freedom and here’s some Blake Lively lookin’ like an old housewif for Marie Claire UK….because that’s the only way I know how to celebrate marriage…

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2012

09

Jul

Blake Lively’s Cellulite in a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

I always thought Blake Lively looked like a 40 year old. I always thought her wrinkled face and average at best body had seen better days….that she had peaked before being famous….but now I know for sure…and all it took was a one piece bathing suit she wore to hide her sloppy stomach…but that should have been a wet suit to hide her fucking thighs…because she’s a cellulite ridden monster…who needs to look at her bank account and remember she didn’t get that from being the fat chick…and take some of that out to hire a trainer and a personal chef…cuz it’s not too late for her, she can turn this around, but then again, it can go both ways…and she may be on a one way trip to dumpy as fuck…

These pics disgust me. I am going to pretend I never saw them…even though I can’t unsee them. Slob.


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2012

29

May

Blake Lively in Some Bullett Magazine Looking Hot of the Day

Blake Lively may be boring as fuck….but more importantly she looks old as fuck…even though she gets cast as some teen or early 20s character…when really she should be playing the soccer mom….but she is the vagina to the stars….she’s already bagged a couple of A-Listers…and one may have even kept her around for more than a couple of weeks, but I wouldn’t know…cuz I don’t keep track of Blake Lively news…mainly because I like my 20 year old bitches….looking 14 and not 40….

Here she is in some magazine I’ve never heard of…or if I have I’ve forgottne cuz much like that autistic kid I saw in the park playing with rocks today…I’m retarded.

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2012

29

Mar

Blake Lively and Chloe Grace Moretz in Some Promo Pics for “Hick” of the Day

I have no idea why I am posting these promo pics that just dropped from some movie called HICKS that is gonna hit theaters in May….but I assume it has something to do with giving big movie companies who refuse to advertise on this site even though it is the perfect site to advertise on free press….I mean if they won’t pay me, I might as well just give it to them for free…or maybe it’s the great storyline…and a great storyline always sucks me in…

A Nebraska teen gets more than she bargained for when she sets out for the bright lights of Las Vegas.

There’s not titty, no cleavage, no bikini, no upskirts in these promo pics….the only thing of interest in these pics is how fucking old Blake Lively looks up against Chloe Grace Moretz the 11 year old virgin losers masturbate to….and I guess it’s just a picture of out with the old and in with the new jailbait…but Blake Lively always looked 40 so I don’t think she was ever Jailbait…..and really who fucking cares. This post is stupid.


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