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2016

16

Jun

Blake Lively Pregnancy Stance for Marie Claire of the Day

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Blake Lively is shaowing you how a bitch gets pregnant…on her back yo…legs spread …this is how it’s done – it’s also how she promotes her new movie coming out that is the most hyped thing she’s probably ever done, not because people like Blake Lively – but because people like SHARKS!! Which I guess Blake Lively may be…I mean how else would she have such a illustrious career…and a husband she robbed from Scarlett Johansson…

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2016

19

May

The Blake Lively LA Face Oakland Booty Racism of the Day

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I saw the pictures of a pregnant Blake Lively in this tight dress, a theme sh’es been carrying out while at Cannes….because I guess she doesn’t think she’s too pregnant to pull it off…she’s still in the stage of you can bang her and cum in her without any concern of knocking her up…not that knocking up Blake Lively would be a problem unless you’re richer than Blake Lively…because if you’re not, you can be set for fucking life…but she’s not fucking people who aren’t richer than her, so it’s a non issue…just a fantasy…a really bad fantasy for people into Deadpool and wanting all he has..including cumming all over his unborn fetus before the bitch is too fucking disgusting to stick a dick in…because breeding is always the fucking worst…

What is an issue, is that she posted “LA Face and Oakland Booty”…and the internet is mad, because it’s racist and reference to black ass…even though white people live in Oakland, white people have fat asses, and it’s probably a fucking song lyric..

It’s trending on Facebook, I saw it on blogs yesterday, I don’t follow her on social media, or care…

But her public apology that she’s probably already made is as funny as me being sued by a panty supplier…

It’s pretty ridiculous that this is a thing, or that bitch would even make that comment, what doesn’t she just call herself “nig rich” or something…while she’s at it…

However…it’s probably her PR team trying to get press for her new movie where she’s wet on a rock tormented by sharks…erotic..something her baby probably feels in her womb.

Not to mention, what’s an LA face, one with a face injected with fillers, too much make-up…haggard rich women who look like washed up pornstars? Amazing.

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2016

16

May

Blake Lively’s Mom GUNT of the Day

When I first say these pics, I thought how disgusting pregnancy is on a woman, leaving her forced to have a MOM GUNT for the rest of her fucking life…so that when she wears tight dresses to try to make it less noticeable or to accept that she’s got a mom gunt and might as well celebrate the mom gunt…even though it does the opposite…

Then I remembered, she’s actually pregnant again, thanks to letting richer actors cum inside her after homewrecking his last marriage, and that she’s showing off her pregnancy baby bump in a tight dress because she’s a narcissist who loves herself and all she has to offer the world…that’s why she’s trying to breed and multiply…and more importantly…because she’s a slut….and this is the PROOF

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2015

07

Dec

Taylor Swift and Blake Lively are Garbage of the Day

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Taylor Swift is the kind of girl who I just want to punch in the face and despite popular belief, I love all girls, I am always very nice to all girls, I never do anything violet to girls, even during sex when they beg to be slapped or punched or choked out…I don’t fuck with that…I am a romantic…a lover…and just happy to be near pussy…never angry at pussy..

It’s just that looking at this makes me angry…not only does Taylor Swift make too much money polluting me with her nonsense songs and her act that she’s some innocent awkward hopeless romantic, when really she’s getting railed by all kinds of dudes, but you can’t put that out there, no one will believe her empty, vapid, garbage lyrics….

Then there’s Blake Lively, who you know can’t stand the bitch Taylor Swift, but figure’s it’s a good photo op, you know to be her famous groupie, to help the Swift Brand go into another year of stupid non-offensive money…when really you know Blake Lively talks all kinds of shit on her, but for the cameras, they’ll do a perfectly timed jump…

To ease the Taylor Swift Pain, here’s her real life Barbie Doll Karlie Kloss, who actually lives with her, like a sugar baby, all rent free, because Taylor is a controlling crazy person who had no childhood…

She’s in Vogue Mexico, and I liked her legs in the pics…

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2015

03

Nov

Blake Lively in a Bikini of the Day

Blake Lively is shooting a movie in Australia…and she’s got some solid tits…I don’t remember her having tits like this, but then again, I never really pay attention to Blake Lively, even when she was relevant for being a huge hit show…five years ago…before marrying Ryan Reynolds, like she was Scarlett Johansson….

I guess I always just saw her face is of a muppet build…But that body is great….those tits great…probably fake, maybe milk filled or caused by hormones…since she had a kid 1 year ago…and no girl I know who has had a kid a year ago looks like this…but then again, they aren’t getting paid millions of dollars to be in a bikini, and maybe they should be…because if we had a social program that pays moms to look solid in a bikini 1 year post childbirth….maybe the fat new mom perpetuating her fat body by hanging with other fat new moms…eating cake…because they loved the freedom of eating whatever they wanted…and don’t want that to ever end so if they stick together…they can just blame childbirth, even though EVERYONE….has seen famous chicks and models bounce back because they have to…we’re onto you new moms and your baby weight…we’re onto you…

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2015

04

Aug

Blake Lively VS Tomatos of the Day

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If you had told me Blake Lively or really any girl rolling around in tomatoes was erotic, I would have called you crazy, actually, i wouldn’t have, because I know as well as you do, that to the right person, anything is erotic…from used tampons in public washroom bathrooms, to shit filled panties, to the most disgusting of thing you can think of….

I just wouldn’t have thought that I saw anything interesting or exciting in anything Blake Lively and her big mom potato head participates in, but I guess the white t-shirt was good strategic planning… because see through shirts…under any and all circumstances…on any and all girls…wet from any and all substances…is erotic…whether it is participating in a cultural experience, like this or in a kiddie pool in my basement, it is a good enough time for me.

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2014

21

Oct

Top 5 – Blake Lively’s Pregnant Tit of the Day

I am pretty fascinated, but not fascinated at all, maybe more amazed when it is forced down my throat, that people actually care about Blake Lively, or her pregnancy.

I mean she was on Gossip Girl, she was never an A-Lister, she’s hardly interesting, and if anything her milk filled tit thanks to her hormones being jacked the fuck up, is her best work to date…

She is virtually a nobody, even when she wears hooker gear she got at the sex shop for attention on the red carpet of bullshit events…

All this to say, she’s the fucking worst.

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2013

18

Mar

Blake Lively’s Awesome Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

It took my 14 days to realize that Blake Lively posted this bikini picture of herself to social media…a bikini picture than in its own right…is pretty fantastic….but that since it belongs to Blake Lively…all married and shit….and out of work now that Gossip Girl is no more….she’s kinda taken the backseat…no one fucking cares…..because I fucking know when everyone, even an extra from a fucking McDonald’s commercial posts a bikini pic….that fact that this one fell through the cracks….just means she barely exists anymore….and I like to think that’s a good thing…cuz girls who barely exist always try to make a comeback…even after having a couple kids and a failed marriage…and based on this bikini pic….I am down to watch….

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2012

28

Sep

Blake Lively’s Wife Legs in Instyle of the Day


There’s just something about looking at married chicks in magazines that does absolutely nothing for me….I guess knowing they are good enough for some other dude doesn’t inspire…unless it is real life and I’m making her cheat on dude…cuz that’s just like sport…and I always like winning at breaking the horrible stereotype that marriage is about loyalty, love, togetherness til death does you part…you gang of lying, cheating cunts….

But in defense of married girls….I never found Blake Lively worth lookin at…

here are the pics anyway….

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2012

25

Sep

Blake Lively Reynolds in a Bra Shirt for Glamour Spain of the Day

I find it funny that Blake Lively fans, at least the ones on the internet are so mad that she got married, like it affects their obsession of her or the chance of them fucking her….I mean the only thing they could be mad at is if she’s pregnant because historically pregnancy ruins women….but if you’re obsession is Blake Lively…that’s on some obscure kick that makes me think you’ll probably ride out the pregnancy into the future…you stalking fucking weirdo…cuz to me Blake Lively hardly exists, she was on TV, in a few movies, played a 20 year old but looks 40, fucked some A-Listers, got knocked up by one, married him, denied being knocked by him to not cheapen her whore self who was cheapened when she started bouncing celebrity cock to cock….but that’s just the circle she runs in…I don’t judge….I just don’t understand why she looks so fucking old all the time…menopausal even….

She did a shoot for Glamour Spain, wore a shirt tha looks like a bra, and that’s about as interesting as she gets….

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2012

21

Sep

Blake Lively Pregnant of the Day

The basis of 95 percent of secret or surprise weddings since the beginning of time has always been unwanted pregnancy….to assume that Blake Lively is not in fact pregnant after shocking her 12 fans with a surprise marriage to Ryan Reynolds last week, you know cuz they expected her to continue fucking her way through the A and B-Listers as she’s done so well the last few years since people started noticing she existed…..no to mention her ravaged face looks 40, even if she plays a 20 year old on TV, it is possible the cougar’s uterus was running against the clock and not just cuz of her HPV….

Boom.

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2012

11

Sep

Blake Lively is Pantsless for Allure October of the Day

Hey remember when Blake Lively got married to Ryan Reynolds in a secret wedding in North Carolina the other day…..it was awesome….everyone is talking about it….so it must be important….even though neither Blake Lively or Ryan Reynolds give a fuck about us…they don’t even know us by name…let alone get involved in who we are fucking….but for some reason we care about them…like they fucking matter….even though they really fucking don’t….I assume there is a PR company behind this story somewhere…covering up something….putting her out there pantsless for Allure for a reason….a reason I can only assume is to give me something to look at…..

Here are the pics…of her posing with a lamb and children….I wonder if she is Jesus…and whether this is a religious experience…

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2012

10

Sep

Ryan Reynolds’ Wife Blake Lively for Marie Claire UK of the Day

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds got married on a plantation in South Carolina last night….I guess in efforts to show their respect for the plight of the black slave….I mean that is the only logical explanation for the wedding, I mean other than her having already got fucked by every famous cock in her low level of fame, and her possibly being pregnant, rushing a fly by night marrriage as to not make her look like a whore when her baby is old enough to count 9 months backwards….

Either way, Blake Lively fans everywhere are angry as fuck because prior to this wedding they felt they had a serious chance….

Marriage sucks under all circumstances…whether your wife is rich and famous….hot or not…she’s robbed your freedom and here’s some Blake Lively lookin’ like an old housewif for Marie Claire UK….because that’s the only way I know how to celebrate marriage…

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2012

09

Jul

Blake Lively’s Cellulite in a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

I always thought Blake Lively looked like a 40 year old. I always thought her wrinkled face and average at best body had seen better days….that she had peaked before being famous….but now I know for sure…and all it took was a one piece bathing suit she wore to hide her sloppy stomach…but that should have been a wet suit to hide her fucking thighs…because she’s a cellulite ridden monster…who needs to look at her bank account and remember she didn’t get that from being the fat chick…and take some of that out to hire a trainer and a personal chef…cuz it’s not too late for her, she can turn this around, but then again, it can go both ways…and she may be on a one way trip to dumpy as fuck…

These pics disgust me. I am going to pretend I never saw them…even though I can’t unsee them. Slob.


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2012

29

May

Blake Lively in Some Bullett Magazine Looking Hot of the Day

Blake Lively may be boring as fuck….but more importantly she looks old as fuck…even though she gets cast as some teen or early 20s character…when really she should be playing the soccer mom….but she is the vagina to the stars….she’s already bagged a couple of A-Listers…and one may have even kept her around for more than a couple of weeks, but I wouldn’t know…cuz I don’t keep track of Blake Lively news…mainly because I like my 20 year old bitches….looking 14 and not 40….

Here she is in some magazine I’ve never heard of…or if I have I’ve forgottne cuz much like that autistic kid I saw in the park playing with rocks today…I’m retarded.

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