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2011

01

Apr

Blake Lively Dressed Like Big Bird Showing Legs of the Day

Here are some pictures of Blake Lively at some kind event dressed like some kind of Big Bird for you Big Bird Muppet Fuckers, cuz I know at least one you motherfuckers has jerked off the Sesame Street while that motherfucker was doing some song and dance, and that kinda weirds me out, I mean at least it would weird me out, if I bothered caring….

She’s showing some skin, shit may be even be see through, but her face is built like a 40 year old and I find her ridiculously overrated, but since I’d still use those legs as a scarf, I’ll post the shit anyway…FOLLOW ME

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2011

03

Mar

Blake Lively’s Haggard Face at Some Event of the Day

It is funny to me that a bitch can play a fashionable rich girl on a TV show and for some reason all the brands and designers eat that shit up like it is fact and make her a fashion icon…This is one of those “I’m not a doctor but I play one on TV” situations…People are fucking idiots for buying into this bullshit, and they do…cuz this is America and everything we see on TV is fact…It’s like if this bitch didn’t have a series of endorsements from brands sending her free shit to get her to wear their clothes and a team of stylists telling her what to wear and a business manager coordinating how much money she gets depending on what she wears at different events, or at different times of the day, she’d be nothing but shit…average at best…shopping like the common folk, dressing herself like the common folk…and not being honored at Chanel events like she’s done anything special…when all she did was get cast on a hit TV show for a coveted market…

Fuck that noise…but you’d probably rather fuck this bitch’s face…cuz that’s just the kind of person you are…..boring…

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2011

15

Feb

Some Bitches at Some Award Show I Wasn’t Invited To of the Day

The Elle Style Awards were last night and I wasn’t invited. I know. I am so offended. You’d think I’d be the first on that guest list. I don’t know what went wrong, but think you should all send Elle emails demanding my presence at the next one…mainly cuz these sweat pants in all their two sizes too small glory are fucking Fashion….

Here are a handful of bitches who were invited…cuz clearly they are more important than me, cuz not only are they on TV and in the tabloids, rich and famous but mainly cuz they have vaginas….and vagina is all it takes..

Cheryl Cole could be shitting and I’d still wanna lick her asshole….

Emma Watson cuz You’re All Nerds and Appreciate this Shit

Geri Halliwell cuz her Dress Is 50% see thru, just the wrong 50%

Blake Lively Making Her Squinty Eyed Faces to Hide her Horrible Aging….

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2011

28

Jan

Blake Lively in Curlers Porn of the Day

I am sure in some Muslim country somewhere, a white girl with curlers in her hair making stupid faces is pornographic…I mean religion aside…I am sure there are a handful of people in our own backyards, or on the telephone in our own backyards, who park in vans outside of hair salons jerking off to the shit, the same kind of guy you’ve probably seen innocently stroking his woman’s hair, before letting that take over his fucking life, you know the feeling of silky, luxurious hair running through their fingers…maybe even going to hairdresser school or at least working as a janitor in a hair salon, so that he has access to bags and bags of hair he can bring home and fill his bathtub with, rolling around in it’s elegance and scents, who find this kind of thing highly erotic in a weird way…

I’m not one of those people…To me…This is boring as fuck.

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2011

26

Jan

Blake Lively’s Oral Fixation of the Day

I am sure she’s not picking cum out of her teeth, mainly cuz unless you’re like me and you haven’t had an orgasm in a decade, I highly doubt the consistency of the semen she’d be taking in her mouth would be a gummy solid…..but thinking she’s got her fingers in her mouth for strictly sexual reasons, whether it be a product of sexual activity, or a precursor to sexual activity is a hell of a lot better than thinking she’s just got an gum picking compulsion that calms her, like cutting….because it brings back a calmness she felt as a child losing her baby teeth, or that she’s picking old food out of her teeth that is starting to smell…or even that she’s dealing scabs from cosmetic dental work cuz she has an image to maintain….

And all this is to say, whatever she’s sucking, whether fingers, candy, bottles of booze or cock, oral fixations are a good personality trait on bitches you want to fuck, so even if this is mildly disgusting, and they are dressed fucking boring, it’s still porn to me…cuz disgusting has never stopped me from getting my mouth dirty…

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2011

12

Jan

Blake Lively Looks Old of the Day

blake lively muppet face

I don’t know if Blake Lively has had some work done, or if this is her natural face, but I do know that something’s not right about it. She looks old as fuck, a litle like a muppet, washed-up as fuck and she hasn’t even started yet….

I know 23 year olds from all walks of life, because I like to keep connected with the youth, it keeps me relevant, at least that’s what I tell them as I stare at their perky young tits…and not one of the 23 year olds I know has a hard face like this…I’m talking speed addicts, prostitutes, strippers, chain smoking girls with major repressed memories of being raped and molested by family memebers, tormented to the core, and they look fresh-faced compared to this….

I don’t get it, but here she is anyway, cuz you are all obsessed with this shit and I’m here working for the people…

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2010

23

Nov

Blake Lively’s Tits in a Push-Up Bra of the Day

Blake Lively’s figured out a good way to make me forget how awkward lookin’ her face looks, sure the strategy is pretty fucking obvious and has been used by so many tits before her, but when you wear your tits out like this, it’s like you don’t even have a face….and for Blake Lively, that’s a good thing….cuz she looks like the weird girl from elementary school who likes reading and who is allergic to peanuts….

I know she does okay with her face cuz girls love all girls they envy or think are nice, I have known girls who tell me some of the ugliest shit is beautiful because it is on a hit show they wish they were livin, or cuz the media tells them, and straight guys, despite being willing to fuck a bitch cuz she’s better than nothing doesn’t really care how stupid a bitch looks, and that push up bras isn’t necessarily key to her existance as this fashion icon, but I think it helps, mainly cuz I like lookin at tits.

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2010

19

Nov

Blake Lively’s Legs At Some Bullshit of the Day

I know Blake Lively has some goofy fucking face. She’s got these big fucking Dumbo ears and a face way too weathered to not have done its fair share of hard drinking, chain smoking and cocaine and she always manages to be as boring as shit, but there’s something about her legs that distract me from that face and I just can’t stop imagining climbing up to nest inside her cunt with my nuts for my winter hibernation…..Style icon thanks to Gossip Girl or not…I need to see how meaty this vag is, unfortunately, that’s only gonna happen when Gossip Girl goes on for too long and she takes roles to break the typecast, or if it gets canclled and she goes broke, but at the rate Gossip Girl is going and the bitches I hear at the coffee show who want to be Gossip Girl, that’s not happening anytime soon, so this may be as good as it gets…

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2010

04

Nov

Blake Lively Panty Flash of the Day

I think Blake Lively looks like a haggard prostitute who does too much coke, but she plays such a good girl with her public persona, so how could she be a haggard prostitute who does too much coke? Simple. All good girls put up a bad girl front, they want the world to think they suck dick while taking it up the ass and using one hand to finger a chick and the other to cut lines, when the real girls who do that shit want no one to know…

So Blake Lively finally had a slip-up and her squeaky clean image her face tells a different story about finally flashed some cunt…sure it’s wrapped up in panty cunt…but still cunt to me…..


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2010

21

Oct

Blake Lively is a Big Star on Set of Gossip Girl of the Day

Blake Lively doesn’t really have much of a face. She’s kinda hard lookin, like a 45 year old French Canadian chain smoking woman who lives in a trailer park, strips on the weekends and works making French Fries at her dad’s greasy spoon during the week….

If you have never been to Montreal, you won’t really get what I’m saying…I’m being local in this post..

Trust me, there’s something amazing about French girls, they take it up the ass and invite their hot friends to join on the first night you meet them…they have fit bodies that just love having fun…but the day they turn thirty…they faces turn 60…like the greasy food, drug using, hard partying, chain smoking, random sex that ended with lots of cum on their face kinda just can’t help but take it’s toll….but a lot of the time, their bodies stay solid forever….It’s weird…

French Canadian chicks just aren’t dainty….or delicate…or classy…it’s just some really rugged shit…but good if you want fun with a hard face tight body and bad if you want to sit at home bored with a reserved, tame, respectable, 15 pounds or more overweight girl who like board games and The Bachelor, you go for the English Chicks…

The problem with Blake Lively, is that she’s got the look and body of one of these French chicks, but the the attitude of an English chick and the only reason that is working for her is cuz Hollywood is a cesspool of trash trying to get ahead in an obvious and boring sleazin’ it up kinda way, making the boring celebs the ones I want to fuck, even if their faces look 45….cuz their bodies look fucking spectacular…

Wow. I wrote too much.

Here she is on set in her hipster shoes…on set being passed off as a High School Girl…in some Hollywood Magic isn’t that good kinda way…double fisting her coffee like a motherfucker at an AA meeting cuz coffee and smokes is all he’s got left…

Here she is at some bullshit event looking pretty fucking alright…

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