I love Lohan and I love her tits. I am not sure why, because I don’t find her that hot, but for some reason I decided to stalk her years ago and since then have wanted to K-Fed her. It probably won’t ever happen, because I am lazy and she’s pretty much untouchable but it’s a good idea in theory.
The good news is that she has no standards either and is dating some fat snowboarding cunt that no one’s ever heard of who was left his fiance to starfuck Lohan, without realizing that Lohan will be onto the next dick as soon as it falls inside her unprotected. Leaving him alone, heart broken and HIV Positive.
I found his fiance that he left for Lohan and tried to convince her to work with me on destroying this couple, because I have personal interest in seeing this never amount to anything. This is what I wrote her:
i run drunkenstepfather.com. I’ve been stalking lohan for years and I am capable of ruining lives through my site. We could do some SERIOUS damage if you’re up for it…it will be funny.
Let me know because I would totally marry you or be your rebound if it mean good publicity and let’s face it, it’s not like you’re getting married to anyone else anytime soon. Think about it.
She never answered back.
Check Out The Fiance’s Myspace