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2009

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Oct

Gretchen Rossi Pulling Some Balloon Boy Dad Stunts of the Day

Writing about celebrities I don’t care about is depressing enough for me, but every once in a while there comes a cunt who really makes me realize that I need to pack this shit up, Hollywood’s a joke, and get a job working shoveling shit at a barn outside of town, as it will be more fulfilling an experience and today that cunt in Gretchen Rossi.

She is ugly and useless and the fact that she has pictures of herself on the internet because she showed up to the pumpkin vendor all the celebrities go to, should be enough reason for you all to look in the fucking mirror and realize you are better than this, forcing you to quit TV and Movies because it is the only way to put an end to shit like this getting on the front lines.

I am convinced there was a time that Hollywood was exclusive and glamourous and people working the trains and factories in middle America envied their lives, but that time has come and gone and people like Perez Hilton, Michael Lohan, Reality TV stars define something that was probably pretty fun 50 years ago.

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