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2010

27

May

Kristen Davis Shitty See Through of the Day

Most of us have seen bitch naked when her ex boyfriend leaked nude pictures of her from when she was younger and more eager, before the whole Sex and the City bullshit changed her life and defined her as someone who made it.

Some of us got sued for posting the pictures, because the bith has a team of people who wanted to make those early eager years of her life disappear as fast as they could….I was one of those people who almost got sued, but figured I’d take them down, because seriously, they weren’t that great…if anything they were disgusting, because her pussy lips were big and black like some kind of rotting corpse pussy that got abused it’s way to the top.

I don’t know who she’s kidding by wearing a bar to cover up her sloppy little tits, but I do know that I’m happy it’s not see through pants, because seriously, her vagina, even at a young age, was the kind that makes you question if you’re straight or not, because you have no interest in sticking anything in that mess….

I hate Sex and the City and everyone who buys into the bullshit they stand for. I hate all the Sex and the City career women who follow the fucking lead of this shit show….mainly becuase Sex and the City was written by a gay guy and I prefer women in traditional gender roles and not so much living the gam man lifestyle…

Either way, here she is in a bra…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bra|Kristen Davis|See Through

2010

25

May

Juliette Lewis Looks Like She Smells in Concert of the Day

The real shocking thing in these Juliette Lewis performing pictures is that there was a time when people thought bitch was hot. I remember hearing people talking about how badly they wanted to fuck her and all I ever saw was a manly, Darlene from Roseanne looking freakshow, who had pretty much nothing going for her, other than a hard drug addiction….

She must be in her 40s by now and I guess her music is what pays her bills…but seriously, she looks like something I found in the gutter and offered a can of soup in exchange for head, but what the fuck do I know, maybe this kind of aids shit turns you on…it just scares me and makes me think I should be wearing a condom just looking at this shit…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bra|Juliette Lewis

2010

24

May

Janet Jackson in a Shitty See Through Dress of the Day

Pug-faced Janet Jackson tried to distract you from her plastic face by wearing this see through outfit to show off her shelf tits in a very industrial sized bra and the whole thing is a mess that I am only posting to show girls how you can do a see through outfit wrong…and if you’re going to do it…to it topless…even if your breasts are botched from plastic surgery and have no nipples…cuz really that’s the only way to compete and be interesting/relevant….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bra|Janet Jackson|See Through

2010

03

May

Gina Gershon’s Has a Boring Bra On of the Day

I don’t know who Gina Gershon is, but I do know what her bra looks like, and that’s pretty much like every other fucking bra in the history of bras, leading me to wonder why the fuck I bothered posting this shit like it’s fuckin’ hot or worth looking at, when really a bra shouldn’t get anyone over 12 years old turned on and should hardly be noticed except when it’s coming off to get to nipple when your virgin hands struggle to get it off when you finally get that close to a girl, or when you steal one from your mom and put it on yourself to practice taking it off in the event you ever get a girl, realizing how good it feels and leading to your life as a cross-dresser because at least you’re accepted amongst other cross-dressers….I think I’ve gone on a tangeant but the point of everything was to say less bra more nipple.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bra|Gina Gershon|See Through

2010

03

May

Gwen Stefani’s Disgusting Red Bra of the Day

If you find this hot in any way. There is something fucking wrong with you. Or you’re a gay guy who always responded well to the “I’m Just a Girl” No Doubt song and never let go to how it inspired you to accept who you are, embrace it and put on a dress and finally live it….Or a closet case who used to jerk off to No Doubt videos because she turned you on cuz her little nipples were hard and her abs were ripped that brought back memories of showering after gym class in High School with the boys….or you’re just a girl in this world and girls always love other girls cuz they see their inner diva instead of the horrible face and body I’m too blinded by to see past. If you know what I mean…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bra|Gwen Stefani

2010

21

Apr

Laura Vandervoort Bra from Some Bullshit Show of the Day

I don’t know who this bitch Laura Vandervoort is but she’s on some space show, so I can only assume some of you think you’re already married to her despite having never met her, but there’s always hope she’ll be at the next sci-fi convention…so I’m not sure if you’ll be happy to see her in a bra, or upset to seeing her cheat on you with another guy while you’re the only one in her life in your insane world…..but I’m posting it anyway, because despite hating bras, I like them better than I like shirts…

Posted in:Bra|Laura Vandervoort

2010

14

Apr

Hayden Panettiere in a Bra of the Day

I haven’t heard or seen much from Hayden Panettiere in the last little while, but then again, either has any average height person in her life who forgets to look down. Bad short jokes are my new hobby.

I guess Hayden Panettiere’s mom had no more strings to pull, and but strings I mean producer cock, because she already pulled all the strings and used all the strings she’s pulled over her career to launch her daughter’s career years ago….Or maybe Hayden was just so tired of trying to keep up with the big kids, because bad short jokes are my new hobby…

Here she is in Lush Magazine in a bra or bra-like garment and despite knowing her tits are small and muscular, they almost make them look worth bouncing off my chin, despite knowing they’d likely chip my one good tooth, cuz she flexed….apparently bad muscular breast jokes are also my new hobby. Good times.

Posted in:Bra|Hayden Panettiere

2010

06

Apr

Katie Holmes has some Weird Fucking Tits of the Day

Something weird is going on with Katie Holmes mom tits. Some people may think she’s just wearing a bra that is too tight for her, but I like to think it’s on some Alien kick, not because I am a virgin loser who likes all things Sci-Fi and only masturbate to shit that involves Space, but because her religion is.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bra|Katie Holmes|Tits

2010

06

Apr

Lake Bell Gives You a Taste of How She Made it in America of the Day

I was expecting this clip to be a lot more breast, because when I first saw it from a distance, I thought her bra was just her bare pink tits and figured since this show is like a poor version of Entourage and it is on HBO, that was created by the same people as Entourage, there would be some fuckin’ nipple, since everyone knows people trying to make it in the world, who haven’t already made it in the world, are usually willing to fuck guys they think will help them get to where they are going…I don’t care how wholesome the bitch is, girls are drawn to power, money and justify fucking the boss as something legit, when really it’s clearly for life advancement….

I was going to say that Lake Bell sucked dick to the top and this was a glimpse into how she made it, but then I hit up her Wikipedia and realize that she’s still a work in progress and hasn’t quite hit as big as she possibly can, so I assume there is a lot more suckin’ in her…

Posted in:Bra|How to Make it in America|Lake Bell