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2014

21

Oct

Bregje Heinen on the Beach of the Day

Bregje Heinen just did Maxim Magazine, which really doesn’t mean anything at all, because Maxim is the fucking worst…

It is a massive pile of irrelevant shit that didn’t manage to convert to the web very well, and that were forced to use real low level talent in their shoots up until this year when they tried the rebrand because they were struggling hard..

I was in Maxim in 2007. I know first hand.

I also get lawyers letters everytime I mention Maxim, because they are team players who really get it like that.

Fuck those asshoels…even though I’d rather fuck this asshole…the one hiding in Bregje Heinen’s bathing suit in her instagram pic…

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2014

20

May

Bregje Heinen in Some Magazine of the Day

Bregje Heinen brought her hard nipples and bathing suit to set for this shoot for some Elle Italia magazine…

She also got into a bathing suit in this video promoting some other bathing suit company…

Because apparently, Bregje Heinen, gets paid to wear bathing suits…and the weird thing in all this is that despite popping up everywhere, I’ve never posted pics of her nipples, is it possible that she is taking the higher road, and not getting naked for fashion, I guess a google search would put that theory to rest, but I’m too lazy for that, because see through bikinis with hard nipples are topless enough for me…if you saw my fat wife, you’d understand why I am easy to fucking please…because in my bedroom “BREGJE” isn’t the name of what I am cumming inside, but rather the sound coming out of my wife’s ass /or vagina…who can really tell the difference…as the room radiates with the smell of feces, cheese, and death…

Goodtimes…

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2014

12

May

Bregje Heinen for Shopbop Summer of the Day

As this model Bregje Heinen gets more and more popular, you would think I’d be able to get over her name.

It’s like who cares that she sounds like the old folks home you snuck into yesterday to find the richest Alzheimer’s patient to pretend is your grandmother to get paid…

You know the sound of hacking up cancerous and lung disease lungs…that only people in their 80s really master…it takes year to get the right amount of phlegm…

It’s too bad, because she’s fucking hot and I want to focus on her tits…but instead here I am not focusing on her tits…

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2014

09

Apr

Bregje Heinen For SuperTrash of the Day

Bregje Heinen, the model with a name that sounds like she’s having one of her binging and purging episodes in the bathroom because she has been rejected on three major campaigns in a row and in her mind it must be because she’s fat…you know how models think…or maybe you don’t but let me tell you…it’s like they get put on castings daily and rejected 90 percent of the time…breaking them at their core because whether they make a million dollars a year doing it, and not many of them do, they are still losing out on jobs, and that fucks with their heads…luckily there’s always billionaires willing to marry them as they are approved by the fashion world as hot enough for a billionaire…

That said, Bregje Heinen, got this job, modelling whatever this is and here are the pics…

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2014

12

Mar

Bregje Heinen’s Hot Instagram Video of the Day

Bregje Heinen posted this edit from the Sports Illustrated video that I am not sure is official Sports Illustrated swimsuit, but that I am going to say is hot…but only because I have a thing for Dutch speaking models who have names that sound like the sounds I make after I’ve drank too much and eating bad sea food…

That’s all I have to say about that…

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2013

26

Sep

Bregje Heinen for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Bregje Heinen may have the least attractive name to say, unless you spent some time in Amsterdam with a prostitute named Bregje, which is possible, because apparently it is a common Dutch name, at least according to some Dutch girl I used to have sex with while she was engaged, but she was a liar, so you can’t really believe anything she said, except maybe for the anal, that shit was real…literally…

That said, Bregje Heinen is amazing…it’s too bad Victoria’s Secret scooped her up and now own her, and will destroy all the awesome she could have been, because that’s what happens when you sell your soul to the evil empire…devil…who probably made you in a lab and slowly released you to the world to make you seem legit…

Trust no one..

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2013

20

Sep

Bregje Heinen in Some Lingerie for Some Lingerie Company of the Day

The fascinating thing about Bregje Heinen is that she looks so good even though trying to pronounce her name sounds so fucking bad…like an old Jewish lady chocking on a bagel with no water to wash it down screaming for help…with more whining, vomiting, and throat clearing, but really like all girls I fuck with, they don’t actually have names….other the ones I give them to catalog them based on how good they look naked…but hanging with her you’d still have to hear Bregje Heinen all the fucking time, so it’s better to just look at her in pics….seriously…better…almost amazing better…

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2013

13

Aug

Bregje Heinen Has s Solid Instagram of the Day

Hot model with a name that sounds like throwing up all over a dick too big for your throat, or at least a dick you’re trying to make feel too big for your throat, or a dick dude likes to interpret as being too big for your throat, without realizing that you’re smegma is upsetting her fucking stomach, and/or the roofies and booze are wearing off…

I don’t think Bregje Heinen likes me, I just asked her how much she’d sell me her period stained underwear for, because that’s the foundation of real love, to which she’s supposed to offer them to me for free, obviously, because that’s what romance is all about, but instead she just ignored me…and for that I guess I’ll just have to share her public pics with you like I took them myself, or like they were sexts I’m using to get revenge on her for wronging me, you know how these things work.

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2013

10

Jun

Bregje Heinen Hot for Some Magazine Called SCHON #21 of the Day


Bregje Heinen is one of my favorite models with a name that sounds like throwing up, or being gagged by a cock, like this was fucking prison and I was given no choice. You know a angelic sound that will haunt you for life that comes straight from the depth of your throat…. BREGJE ….BREGJE…

The fact is that who cares what her fucking name is, most bitches are nameless, and names are just a way to catalog them in your phone to make your sexting more convenient and to help you separate the cunts from the CUNT…if you know what I mean…

Unfortunately, none of the girls in my phone are BREGJE HEINEN cuz if they were, I would feel as though I fuckin made it. And I guess we couldn’t have that, now could we…just endless failure for this motherfucker….

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