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2014

09

Apr

Bregje Heinen For SuperTrash of the Day

Bregje Heinen, the model with a name that sounds like she’s having one of her binging and purging episodes in the bathroom because she has been rejected on three major campaigns in a row and in her mind it must be because she’s fat…you know how models think…or maybe you don’t but let me tell you…it’s like they get put on castings daily and rejected 90 percent of the time…breaking them at their core because whether they make a million dollars a year doing it, and not many of them do, they are still losing out on jobs, and that fucks with their heads…luckily there’s always billionaires willing to marry them as they are approved by the fashion world as hot enough for a billionaire…

That said, Bregje Heinen, got this job, modelling whatever this is and here are the pics…

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2014

12

Mar

Bregje Heinen’s Hot Instagram Video of the Day

Bregje Heinen posted this edit from the Sports Illustrated video that I am not sure is official Sports Illustrated swimsuit, but that I am going to say is hot…but only because I have a thing for Dutch speaking models who have names that sound like the sounds I make after I’ve drank too much and eating bad sea food…

That’s all I have to say about that…

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2013

26

Sep

Bregje Heinen for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Bregje Heinen may have the least attractive name to say, unless you spent some time in Amsterdam with a prostitute named Bregje, which is possible, because apparently it is a common Dutch name, at least according to some Dutch girl I used to have sex with while she was engaged, but she was a liar, so you can’t really believe anything she said, except maybe for the anal, that shit was real…literally…

That said, Bregje Heinen is amazing…it’s too bad Victoria’s Secret scooped her up and now own her, and will destroy all the awesome she could have been, because that’s what happens when you sell your soul to the evil empire…devil…who probably made you in a lab and slowly released you to the world to make you seem legit…

Trust no one..

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2013

20

Sep

Bregje Heinen in Some Lingerie for Some Lingerie Company of the Day

The fascinating thing about Bregje Heinen is that she looks so good even though trying to pronounce her name sounds so fucking bad…like an old Jewish lady chocking on a bagel with no water to wash it down screaming for help…with more whining, vomiting, and throat clearing, but really like all girls I fuck with, they don’t actually have names….other the ones I give them to catalog them based on how good they look naked…but hanging with her you’d still have to hear Bregje Heinen all the fucking time, so it’s better to just look at her in pics….seriously…better…almost amazing better…

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2013

13

Aug

Bregje Heinen Has s Solid Instagram of the Day

Hot model with a name that sounds like throwing up all over a dick too big for your throat, or at least a dick you’re trying to make feel too big for your throat, or a dick dude likes to interpret as being too big for your throat, without realizing that you’re smegma is upsetting her fucking stomach, and/or the roofies and booze are wearing off…

I don’t think Bregje Heinen likes me, I just asked her how much she’d sell me her period stained underwear for, because that’s the foundation of real love, to which she’s supposed to offer them to me for free, obviously, because that’s what romance is all about, but instead she just ignored me…and for that I guess I’ll just have to share her public pics with you like I took them myself, or like they were sexts I’m using to get revenge on her for wronging me, you know how these things work.

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2013

10

Jun

Bregje Heinen Hot for Some Magazine Called SCHON #21 of the Day


Bregje Heinen is one of my favorite models with a name that sounds like throwing up, or being gagged by a cock, like this was fucking prison and I was given no choice. You know a angelic sound that will haunt you for life that comes straight from the depth of your throat…. BREGJE ….BREGJE…

The fact is that who cares what her fucking name is, most bitches are nameless, and names are just a way to catalog them in your phone to make your sexting more convenient and to help you separate the cunts from the CUNT…if you know what I mean…

Unfortunately, none of the girls in my phone are BREGJE HEINEN cuz if they were, I would feel as though I fuckin made it. And I guess we couldn’t have that, now could we…just endless failure for this motherfucker….

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2013

03

Jun

Bregje Heinen for July’s GQ UK of the Day


Bregje Heinen may have a horrible sounding name in any language, even if it means something romantic in her native dutch, pronouncing it sounds like the food poisoning I had from eating South Florida asian food cooked by a cuban…but that doesn’t make her any less lovely,

Not that names matter, I mean I generally don’t know the name of girls I fuck, let alone the names of girls I look at pictures in bikinis for GQ UK July Edition, especially when they look like this.

I mean if Bregje was a fat chick in soiled sweatpants greasy hands from all the fries, with chocolate on her face, Bregje, would be a disgusting name that we could all laugh at, but when they look like this Bregje, she could be named anything…but I’d prefer if she was just naked.

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2013

12

Feb

Bregje Heinen is a Naughty Model of the Day

Bregje Heinen proves one very important thing in life…and that is that if your name is “Pile of Shit”….or “Period Stains”….or “Moldy Fucking Asshole”…..as long as you’re a babe…showing off a hot little body….it’s all ok….cuz if Bregje, a name that sounds like a wet dirty mexican food shit, was 400 pounds and working at Wal Mart….it would not have the same “angelic” sound to it….

Here she is modeling…pretty well….

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2013

05

Feb

Bregje Heinen in her Bathing Suit for Some Campaign of the Day

Bregje is a dutch name that sounds like you’re throwing up…so it doesn’t work on fat chicks or anyone who isn’t a model…but luckily for Bregje Heinen she is a 19 year old model..and her name sounds as glorious as can be as she poses in bikinis like it was 2011 and she was doing the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show…..that I guess she didn’t do all that good of a job on because she’s no longer part of that criminal organization but she’s been able to leverage it to get more half naked work…like she’s doing here for some company….and the funny thing about these bikini models I always write about is that they are so good in pictures…but I know…that if I was next to them in person…dealing with their 5 foot 11 bodies next to my 5 foot 6…I would feel a little weirded out…but since I don’t leave my house at these pics are all I have…it works for me….

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2013

22

Jan

Bregje Heinen Modeling Swimwear of the Day

With a name like Bregje – you’d think she was a bucket of vomit left on the side of your bed after a night of hard drinking and Indian Buffet eating…..

But despite sounding like she was named when her mom was throwing up from all the heroin detoxing…she’s actually quite lovely…at least when shot professionally…and photoshopped professionally….while wearing bathing suits…which luckily for her…is the only Bregje I know…cuz before today…I doubt I’ve heard of her….but can’t be too sure cuz I remember nothing…

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2010

16

Jul

Bregje Heinen Hot for Jackie July 2010 of the Day

Her name is Bregje and I can’t pronounce it, but when I try, it sounds like something I say when I cum all over my fucking self before the tears start to pour out all over the children’s book I just used as porn….cuz actual porn bores the fuck out of me now, so I look for random found objects to inspire me…

But who cares about a stupid name when a pussy looks like this….

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