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2017

06

Jun

Bregje Heinen Sexy Topless of the Day

One of my most heated and romantic love affairs was short lived and with a dutch hooker…who was engaged to some architect and who didn’t charge me any money – but insisted on having me in her ass for whatever reason…a reason I went along with because that’s what you’re supposed to do when a girl asks you to fuck her up the ass…

The only think that was semi vile about my romantic love affair with a dutch engaged to be married to another man hooker…was when she’d say dirty things to me in her native dutch language and it sounded like Bregje Heinen…a hack, a cough, throat cancer from HPV, who knows…but it’s not sexy..

The nice thing about Bregje Heinen is that you don’t really ever need to hear her name, or listen to her speak because she’s a titty model and they usually come in pictures for you to come to.

It all works out in the end…except for your life…that shit doesn’t workout at all.

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2017

16

May

Bregje Heinen for Marie Claire Russia of the Day

Bregje Heinen has the most vile sounding name in modeling and for that reason alone..I like looking at pics of her – even when she’s not showing her nipples the way models are supposed to…it’s one of the JOB pre-requisites, like how doctors need to go to med school, carpenters need to apprentice, garbage men need to pass a criminal record because they don’t want child sex offenders getting that close to dirty diapers…models need to get naked..and this isn’t naked.. I feel so lied to, like when a “doctor” gives a retard woman ass implants, that turn out to be silicone caulking from the Hardware store, that ends up destroying her skin and tissue, making it impossible to sit, before dying of cancer cuz her body absorbed all the chemicals….only not really as bad…because there are other models more competitive that BREGJE…willing to get naked.

The Russians are coming….no wait that’s just Trump…or no wait that’s just Bregje Heinen in their COMMUNIST magazines…

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2017

03

Jan

Bregje Heinen Model Tits for Fashion of the Day

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Bregje has some titties and looks good in Fashion magazine…because that’s just how things work out for models….

Bregje is probably best known for being in Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated, but I like to think her real accomplishment is having the most disgusting sounding name, a name that sounds like a drunken college girl with an eating disorder after binging on a Starbucks muffin…something I find hot because I like skinny girls….or more approrpiately…Bregje sounds like a throat cancer that spread to the lungs stricken hooker with AIDS and Pneumonia smoking a cigarette through her tracheostomy hole while sucking a dick with her mouth…the throat removal makes her a huge hit in the community and allows her to take two dicks at the same time….before puking up all over you…something you’d think she couldn’t do with no gag reflex..but that being half dead while eating rotten food out of the garbage to survive probably contributed… to her “bregje, bregje, bregje” heaving all over your fucking bed.

Only Bregje looks better than she sounds, probably a good thing…since she sounds fucking gross…

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2016

09

Dec

Bregje Heinen in Latex Bras of the Day

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I once wrote (probably last week)..that Bregje is probably best known for being in Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated, but I like to think her real accomplishment is having the most disgusting sounding name, a name that sounds like a lung cancer stricken hooker smoking a cigarette through her tracheostomy hole while sucking a dick with her mouth…before puking up all over you…something you’d think she couldn’t do with no gag reflex that was removed by cancer..but that being half dead while eating trash out of the garbage to survive probably contributed… “bregje”.

She’s in latex bras for her job and her lips look fake, which would make sense in this world of everyone jacking up their face..

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2016

29

Nov

Bregje Heinen in a Lazy Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the Day

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I once wrote (probably last week)..that Bregje is probably best known for being in Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated, but I like to think her real accomplishment is having the most disgusting sounding name, a name that sounds like a lung cancer stricken hooker smoking a cigarette through her tracheostomy hole while sucking a dick with her mouth…before puking up all over you…something you’d think she couldn’t do with no gag reflex that was removed by cancer..but that being half dead while eating trash out of the garbage to survive probably contributed… “bregje”.

And that’s all I got to say about that…..

These are pictures for one of the worst bikini photoshoots, a lazy one really, because she lives in NYC where all the models live, and they didn’t even hop on a plane to get a shoot in luxury…instead they lazily walked around the city – because I guess it’s low budget….and more importantly…it annoys me…because she’s not naked and sticking things in her asshole…but that annoys me with all girls…

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2016

04

Oct

Bregje Heinen Nipples for Some Photoshoot of the Day

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Bregje is probably best known for being in Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated, but I like to think her real accomplishment is having the most disgusting sounding name, a name that sounds like a lung cancer stricken hooker smoking a cigarette through her tracheostomy hole while sucking a dick with her mouth…before puking up all over you…something you’d think she couldn’t do with no gag reflex…but that being half dead while eating trash out of the garbage probably contributed… “bregje”.

She’s topless in some bullshit…and I like tits…

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2016

05

May

Bregje Heinen for Elle Spain of the DAy

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Her name is Bregje Heinen. She’s a model. She’s worked for Vicotoria’s Secret and her name sounds like she’s gagging on a cock…something that could be seen as exciting, or disgusting.

I used to fuck a really dirty girl who spoke dutch….and who I would make speak Dutch while fucking her up the ass.

She wasn’t an Amsterdam hooker, she was probably far dirtier than that…you see the Amsterdam hookers are tested, while this bitch was just a “fill me with your cum i want your baby”…kind of pig…looking for a Canadian Passport, I guess that happens sometimes…

I had just met and who clearly did that with everyone…probably tired of being a street kid, living as a squatter in a loft with no running water…

But despite her being trash, I felt was having a cultural experience because she was imported all the way from Europe like she was Ikea…but more unshowered, homeless, and addicted to street drugs….

The sounds she made while fucking sounded like this bitch’s name “Bregje”…”Bregje”….”Bregje”…but in her defense I had my fingers halfway down her throat..

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2015

04

Nov

Bregje Heinen Arm Bra for Vogue Mexico of the Day

I used to fuck a really dirty girl who spoke dutch….and who I would make speak Dutch while fucking her up the ass.

She wasn’t an Amsterdam hooker, she was probably far dirtier than that…you see the Amsterdam hookers are tested, while this bitch was just a “fill me with your cum i want your baby”…kind of pig.. I had just met and who clearly did that with everyone…and that I felt was culturally sound because she wasn’t french trash…imported all the way from Europe like she was Ikea…or Toblerone…or Wine…but more unshowered, practically homeless, drug using street kid…who I guess was told Montreal was the Europe of the USA…

Either way, the sounds she made while fucking sounded like this bitch’s name “Bregje”…”Bregje”….”Bregje”…but in her defense I had my fingers halfway down her throat and she was gagging…

It wasn’t as classy as this handbra by model Bregje Heinen in Vogue Mexico…but it was substantially hotter than this boring shit..

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2015

12

Feb

Bregje Heinen Does True Romance for a Magazine of the Day

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Here’s a little Bregje Heinen in some photoshoot where she’s channeling the movie True Romance, which for anyone over 35 is one of those movies they hold near and dear to their hearts. It was one of Tarantino’s first movies, and Tony Soprano beats the fuck out of Rosanna Arquette, while Christian Slater….fuck I don’t remember the movie at all, I am more inspired by real life, but I remember in the 90s every mother fucker talked about this shit, it was a big deal…..

So why not get some dutch model in her early 20s, 20 years later, to recreate it because we have no ideas….

Bregje is probably best known for being in Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated, but I like to think her real accomplishment is having the most disgusting sounding name, like a lung cancer stricken hooker smoking a cigarette while sucking a dick would sound as she clears her diseased throat for your load….”bregje”…but substantially hotter…I mean just check out all the posts I’ve written about her SHITTY NAME, Set to Hot Model Pics ….

I prefer this slow motion video she put out on her instagram

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2014

19

Nov

Bregje Heinen Instagram Creep of the Day

Dutch born, Victoria’s Secret model, Bregje Heinen, has an INSTAGRAM

These are a few pics I pulled of that the 21 year old put out there to the world to see her 5 foot 9 model body, that recently did Maxim, which I would assume is pretty low level for a model that has worked with all kinds of designers, but she was in an Adam Levine music video for Maroon 5, and she probably fucked him in the process, as these girls do…so we can assume she has no taste, she’s Dutch, what the fuck does she know about America or cool, I mean it’s all pretty cool to her as she lives the dream….but what is cool to me, is that she’s doing it half naked because half naked is good.

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2014

21

Oct

Bregje Heinen on the Beach of the Day

Bregje Heinen just did Maxim Magazine, which really doesn’t mean anything at all, because Maxim is the fucking worst…

It is a massive pile of irrelevant shit that didn’t manage to convert to the web very well, and that were forced to use real low level talent in their shoots up until this year when they tried the rebrand because they were struggling hard..

I was in Maxim in 2007. I know first hand.

I also get lawyers letters everytime I mention Maxim, because they are team players who really get it like that.

Fuck those asshoels…even though I’d rather fuck this asshole…the one hiding in Bregje Heinen’s bathing suit in her instagram pic…

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2014

20

May

Bregje Heinen in Some Magazine of the Day

Bregje Heinen brought her hard nipples and bathing suit to set for this shoot for some Elle Italia magazine…

She also got into a bathing suit in this video promoting some other bathing suit company…

Because apparently, Bregje Heinen, gets paid to wear bathing suits…and the weird thing in all this is that despite popping up everywhere, I’ve never posted pics of her nipples, is it possible that she is taking the higher road, and not getting naked for fashion, I guess a google search would put that theory to rest, but I’m too lazy for that, because see through bikinis with hard nipples are topless enough for me…if you saw my fat wife, you’d understand why I am easy to fucking please…because in my bedroom “BREGJE” isn’t the name of what I am cumming inside, but rather the sound coming out of my wife’s ass /or vagina…who can really tell the difference…as the room radiates with the smell of feces, cheese, and death…

Goodtimes…

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2014

12

May

Bregje Heinen for Shopbop Summer of the Day

As this model Bregje Heinen gets more and more popular, you would think I’d be able to get over her name.

It’s like who cares that she sounds like the old folks home you snuck into yesterday to find the richest Alzheimer’s patient to pretend is your grandmother to get paid…

You know the sound of hacking up cancerous and lung disease lungs…that only people in their 80s really master…it takes year to get the right amount of phlegm…

It’s too bad, because she’s fucking hot and I want to focus on her tits…but instead here I am not focusing on her tits…

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2014

09

Apr

Bregje Heinen For SuperTrash of the Day

Bregje Heinen, the model with a name that sounds like she’s having one of her binging and purging episodes in the bathroom because she has been rejected on three major campaigns in a row and in her mind it must be because she’s fat…you know how models think…or maybe you don’t but let me tell you…it’s like they get put on castings daily and rejected 90 percent of the time…breaking them at their core because whether they make a million dollars a year doing it, and not many of them do, they are still losing out on jobs, and that fucks with their heads…luckily there’s always billionaires willing to marry them as they are approved by the fashion world as hot enough for a billionaire…

That said, Bregje Heinen, got this job, modelling whatever this is and here are the pics…

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2014

12

Mar

Bregje Heinen’s Hot Instagram Video of the Day

Bregje Heinen posted this edit from the Sports Illustrated video that I am not sure is official Sports Illustrated swimsuit, but that I am going to say is hot…but only because I have a thing for Dutch speaking models who have names that sound like the sounds I make after I’ve drank too much and eating bad sea food…

That’s all I have to say about that…

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