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2024

15

Mar

Britney Spears Recycled Naked on the Beach of the Day

Britney Spears posted the video version of her naked on the beach with a caption that reads:

So you see the pics are real … the video is a little blurry though

I don’t think anyone doubted the pics were real, we saw them the first time she posted them about 4 fucking years ago, and we’ve seen them posted consistently, almost monthly ever since.

The question is never whether they are real or not, this isn’t some Kate Middleton dying in her BBL surgery forcing the Royal Family to release AI pictures of a bitch….

The question is more about whether Britney Spears even exists, or is she already killed off because she became a liability in that whole Free Britney movement, which really was most likely nothing to do with her and everything to do with calculated viral media hype all part of the bullshit show that is distracting the mindless retards of the world with useless noise….

So is Britney Dead, is she institutionalized, is she really free…because being free would probably include doing fun things with all that money she’s got…not recycling shitty nudes….even if she’s locked away in her prison mansion, take new nudes if you’ve actually got access to your phone.

This going back to old content is just fucking odd….but I’ll keep posting it with her gapped tooth she never had before because this is NOT the Britney we know…cuz she’s nude.

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2024

27

Feb

Britney Spears Dance Specialist of the Day

Here’s a little Britney Spears, or the actress they’ve hired to play Britney’s body double for the sake of keeping her alive on social media, doing a little squat in the shit on your face dance position, before spazzing the fuck out, with possessed looking eyes, belly out, gyrating like a stripper on the wrong kind of meth, tits flying around in all directions, set to music that gives me an anxiety attack and I’m not even a sketchy pussy prone to anxiety attacks because I am a man….not a very good man and hardly an actual man, I just don’t have panic attacks like the mental health agenda wants everyone to have….but this video…it’s pushing me there as this one glitches the fuck out…

I’m a fan of whatever it is they are doing to Britney, knowing they are a calculated billion dollar media company makes it all the more interesting…

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2024

12

Feb

Britney Spears Valentine’s Day Devil of the Day

I know that the Super Bowl happened, that Taylor Swift’s team won. I didn’t have money to bet on the game, I didn’t watch the game in some dive bar with degenerates and prostitutes like I would have liked to…..and ultimately, who gives a fuck about men running around in tights playing with balls and humping each other over the ball, making the ball the excuse for their humping, but we know they’re doing it cuz they like it, or because they make stupid money doing it….

Either way, that new school billionaire popstar that is overly relatable, MID at best, Taylor Swift, who has less sex appeal than the sock you jerk off with, or the used tampon you found on in the public bathroom, or the dirty panties you found on the street after a girl shat herself, but I guess that’s not fair to Taylor Swift’s sex appeal, since those found objects are HOT.

I don’t like Taylor Swift, her success in manufactured and weird, and I can’t get behind any dude willing to get behind her, other than for the story or to get close to a star that shines so bright, even if it’s unwarranted success to me….

Everyone I talk to can’t stand Taylor Swift, so watching Britney, a dried up popstar who was the Taylor Swift before Taylor swift doing insane dances in a devil outfit, sucking her pitchfork, in the same room she’s always in….all while I’m convinced she’s dead, this is AI or a body double….is far more interesting than thinking about how gay one must be to fuck Taylor Swift….or if that just makes you HYPER straight because you love pussy so much you’ll fuck one that’s as bad as Taylor Swift….

Here’s Britney….

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2023

21

Dec

Gap Toothed Britney Spears in the Pool of the Day

Gap Toothed Britney Spears is one of my favorite of the Britneys.

I assume the actual Britney is dead, institutionalized and definitely not FREE, so this is one of the Britney Spears clones that they don’t explicitly tell us is a Britney Spears clone, but who they instead throw into the content feed and let us just assume it’s the actual Britney Spears and not a hired body double after a nation-wide casting….

I assume that the whole free Britney thing was a weird distraction, or stunt, because the now freed Britney seems more in captivity than ever, but no one really cared when she was in captivity, so no one really cares now that she’s out of captivity, EXCEPT ME….I’ve always talked about how fucked up her situation was, but NO ONE listens to me. I mean I only have 10k Twitter followers and they’re likely all ROBOTS…I’m a hero without a voice.

I assume the content they post is weird, old, or from captivity and luckily for Britney her prison has a pool and her handler is there to capture the moments, whether this is Britney or not, the idea is that it is Britney, so we’ll go with it.

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2023

19

Dec

Britney Spears Does a Really Awkward Dance of the Day

Here’s some Britney Spears bringing in the Christmas spirit because she’s doing her awkward mom at the bar who took a few too many sedatives that she mixed with alcohol at the all inclusive resort after going through a divorce….

I guess her team is happy that her Christmas Tree in the background can finally make sense in the content stream, because they occasionally post this Christmas content in the summer because it’s recycling old content on the regular on her feed, you know because she’s FREE and old content is what FREE people do.

The main reason I don’t think this is Britney is because how bad she is at dancing while being Britney Spears, someone who committed her whole life to song and dance….the old content is questionalble…but the dancing brings it fucking home.

Where’s real BRITNEY….who is this imposter playing with her tits…

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2023

06

Dec

Britney Spears is Naked on the Beach Again of the Day

This photoshoot, if you can call it a photoshoot, of Britney, or the actress who pretends she is Britney, has been one of the most used pieces of content on her instagram stream to date.

This picture or series is more used than the crackwhore who managed to live into her late 70s actively working to get her crack because the crack kept her alive….you know real fucking used….

I’m convinced Britney is as dead as her dad’s amputated leg…he got his leg amputated yesterday….so it’s pretty fucking dead, which is why she always uses this same old same old content.

I figure she’s got the ability to take NEW NUDES, or would have that ability with her new found freedom that I don’t believe she has…and with phone and internet access, so revisiting this same series like it’s the one time she’s nude is weird.

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2023

05

Dec

Britney Spears’ Weird Victoria’s Secret Campaign of the Day

Britney Spears, or Britney Smears if you are in the group of people who believe that this isn’t the original Britney but rather a replacement Britney for a few reasons, like her tooth gap she never had, the fact she posts old content, the fact she shoots shit from the same room, the fact that she is free yet never out in public, the fact that when she is out in public no civilians see her or post and tag her on social media, the fact that she had a hit song with Elton John she didn’t promote, the fact that she has a book that is a best seller that she didn’t promote. There’s lots of reasons for the conspiracy.

That doesn’t mean I won’t look at whoever this is in their old lady underwear being weird because they have been marketed as crazy, or they are actually certifiable crazy, so crazy that her dad who just had his leg amputated for her 42nd birthday would need to put her under a conservatorship and work her to the fucking bone like modern slave labor, because family care about each other and the fans watched like mindless shills they are.

Not to mention, if it is Britney, because it could be, I like the direction the content is going thanks to her rolling around in her underwear.

Her caption is promoting Victoria’s Secret, not sure they are paying her but if they are it’s a brilliant marketing campaign and weathered old popstars is far better than fat mutants they have recently booked. So check it out:

I finally found a bra from Victoria’s Secret that doesn’t hurt !!! I love a push up bra but I don’t like padded push up bra !!! This bra is genius … it pushes you up and there’s no padding !!! Also it’s silk !!! I don’t even feel like I’m wearing anything and it’s a pretty color too !!! 40 can suck my dick !!! I turned 6 this year ????????????????????????? I feel six most of the time anyways !!!

Interesting….does that mean she’s got a dick, I mean why would she say suck her dick if she doesn’t….more fuel to add to the conspiracy that Britney is a Transgendered midget man.

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2023

30

Nov

Britney Spears Reposts Creepy Naked on the Beach Picture of the Day

People seem to think it’s mean to jerk off to or make fun of people who have lost their fucking minds….but who cares what people think….

I don’t believe in mental health issues, I do think that all bitches are crazy to begin with, and the crazier the bitch the more fun they are, so I’m all about bringing the crazy…..plus when you spend time in the underbelly of society, the women you come across are all far more nuts that Britney and luckily for you they can’t function in society…so that they suck dick for cheap so they can buy drugs…while someone like Britney is rich and off in her castle somewhere being rich.

So yeah, when people think you’re crazy shaming when pointing and laughing at the crazy, thinking that it’s not real comedy to point and laugh at people, it’s just mean spirited cynicism….they don’t realize that I’m celebrating the crazy…

They also don’t realize that this is probably not even Britney Spears, but rather AI art, or some body double reprogramming our idea of who and what Britney Spears is…

She keeps revisiting old content, like take some new nudes girl, it’s not like she’s working or has anything else to do….

Now, some of her weird professional dancer with a level of mental videos complete with Satanic ritual symbolism and titty grabbing….humping the air with a pole and some falling over herself like she’s not a professional dancer, but rather a drunk aunt with diabetes at a family function after too much cake.

Hot.

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2023

31

Oct

Britney Spears Half Naked and Humping the Air in Dance of the Day

I checked out Britney’s instagram, assuming she’d have some weird costume post up, I figure if you’re locked in your mansion with nothing else to do, coming up with some wild costumes, especially when marketed as a crazy person, would be the thing to do.

The truth is that I am convinced the person on her feed is not actually Britney Spears, but rather someone who is dressed like Britney, or an AR filter that turns anyone on her team into Britney, since everything about her existence, her liberating from her conservatorship, her song we never saw her perform but that they made money off of, her wedding, her divorce, her new memoir she didn’t write, promote or even take part in, the fact her content looks like beheading videos, or from the mid 2000s in quality….when she’s a pro…and even her dance moves are idiotic, while she’s a top level pop star…

So yeah, no Britney Spears costume yet, they’ve haven’t put one out yet, but the dance video is good “hold music” for when they drop it….

In other news, Paris Hilton and Jessica Alba, two industry puppets decided to dress like Britney, which you’d think people would take offense to, sine Britney’s marketed as a half retard with mental illness, and dressing like her is bringing attention to her and mocking her, without really being sensitive to her….

You can’t wear blackface because it offends an entire race, but you can dress like someone who is living and breathing and struggling and get away with it….

I mean aren’t there rules about dressing like people who are still alive….OH right…because Britney’s dead. Paris and her old lady hands covered by gloves and Alba are in the satanic club and know the truth.

Old Hands Hilton Hotel:

Honest Company Alba:

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2023

17

Oct

Britney Spears and her Stripper Pole Celebrate her Timberlake Abortion of the Day

Britney Spears is going viral, or I guess trending since she’s pretty much always viral thanks to being Britney Spears, one of the last great celebrities of our time.

She’s not getting people excited or concerned about her knife tricks, playing her best dancing Puerto Rican gangster with his switchblade in West Side Story….theatre kid shit…

She’s not posting hot pics from her rumored vacation to Brando’s Tahitian island where he was a reclusive that they’ve turned into some luxury resort….

She is trending because she has released information about her abortion with Justin Timberlake’s baby.

So back in the Justin Timberlake / Britney Double Denim romance that we all thought was for media attention since Timberlake how to be a poofter, he apparently spilled some sperm inside her, I assume from another man’s ass farting in Britney’s direction, or maybe from him autofelating himself before going down on her….and to deal with the pregnancy they didn’t want to happen because there was more money to be made off these two, they killed the fucker, the way all these pro abortion people celebrate.

We live in an era where making dead baby jokes gets you cancelled, but actively pushing for the right to kill babies gets you celebrated as a feminist hero…

All this to say, it was clearly a satanic ritual, ripping the baby out of Britney like she was Rosemary and the real news is that in her prison they keep her in, that badly lit, sleeper cell looking prison she’s in, there is a stripper pole….

Exciting stuff….right.

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