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2013

21

Feb

Arianny Celeste and Britney Palmer in Lingerie of the Day

UFC girls…..Arianny Celeste and Brittany Palmer….the silicone used to make the UFC experience less homoerotic…because watching bald dudes grind up against each other half naked in weird wrestling poses….and getting excited about it….is kinda the foundation of gay…something these macho fighting fans probably don’t want to really ever admit they are…so they throw in the diversion…the “it’s not gay if there’s a babe to justify this erection, even if I’m lookin into homies eyes while wacking off”…..

Well, they tapped into their showgirl/stripper roots and got into some lingerie to show off their fit as fuck bodies…. for some shoot and this is the video….and it’s hot enough for me.

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2012

18

Dec

Brittany Palmer is the Real Santa Claus of the Day


In this light, Brittany Palmer’s got a long ass face….which is too bad cuz I have been endorsing her as the hotter UFC girl who makes the UFC less gay of an experience, you know that simple minded strategy, of sticking some implants in the mix to make the gay sex foreplay less gay sex oriented….you know the distraction….in the gangbang you’re having with your boys to remind you that her pussy is what got you into it and not your boy’s cock slamming it….but maybe she always had this weird looking face and I was too busy staring at her fit amazing body….

Either way, she’s festive and bringing joy to the world, good will towards men and she makes for a good excuse to plug my VERY MERRY HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE

Tis the season

Her Santa Outfit was for some MMA promo for some company called GammaLabs that doesn’t pay me to promote them – but that I promote because they get Brittany Palmer dressed in lingerie…

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2012

09

Aug

Arianny Celeste and Brittany Palmer Inside Fitness Magazine of the Day

These girls might be strippers who were given a chance….and UFC may have taken off harder than expected…but they are also pretty fucking fit…and I generally like girls who are fit…as long as they are not overly fit and their clit’s don’t start growing into dicks…you know the kind of fit that is low body fat but more importantly that makes a bitch lose her period making her hardly a bitch…even though fucking girls who can’t get their period and the whole no pregnancy thing is a hot concept and the reason I got for HPV ridden, hysterectomy girls, cuz that way you can’t really get trapped…

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2012

07

Aug

Brittany Palmer 2013 Calendar Shoot of the Day

I am a firm believer that the UFC should not be as popular as it is…more importantly, that the low level trash, Vegas show girl, ex stripper ass that is made into a celebrity for being a part of the shit should not be as popular as they are….it gives them an unrealistic sense of importance, celebrity, and attitude that doesn’t properly represent their willingness to suck a fucking dick a few years ago to help pay rent…..because they are the only straight thing in an otherwise real homo sporting experience….who cares….here ais some bullshit pics of her 2013 Calendar photoshoot that is just as ridiculous as her career….cuz who the fuck uses Calendars these days….we landed a probe on Mars people….

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