You’d think the only article in Women’s Health South Africa would be “How to Avoid Aids”…or “How to live with Aids”…cuz stats on South Africa tell me that 80 percent of their population is dealing with AIDS….

But apparently they are also into bigger, not very deserving, married to pro athlete models who are hardly models but pretend to be cuz it sounds better than groupie….

So I can assume these magazines are designed for people who are probably not dying of AIDS in tribal villages…you know since a copy of it probably costs more than they make in a year…

Here are the pics….and they are probably recycled from another shoot for another mag cuz Africa does not have the budget to shoot this…I am sure these pics are on the site in the archives from when they first dropped but who cares….I am posting them anyway…we are in too deep…

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I posted the BROOKLYN DECKER IN GQ PHOTOSHOOT PICTURES the other day…..and now there is a video that will tap into your LIFE GOES ON….Corky with Downs Syndrom if Corky had a tight body and great tits fetish…and in reality she doesn’t look as Downs Syndrom as she has int he past….maybe she’s been cured of it….if anything her body is tight, greased up and amazing…..making my Downs Syndrome joke totally irrelevant and making me look like an idiot…something I am good at….real good at…

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The other day I posted some pics of BROOKLYN DECKER IN GQ TURKEY ….well apparently…..she also snuck her way into the American GQ…..like a crafty little retard with Downs Syndrome who doesn’t actually have Downs Syndrome, her face just kinda looks like she does, and I like to point it out, since I am overly analytical of pictures I see of bitches being marketed to us as being hot, giving other bitches insecurities about not looking like they have Downs Syndrome, only to spend their nights building contraptions at home to make their head look more like a water head…..and I am all for giving girls a complex about being fat or having shitty tits….but to look more retarded is just weird….

That said, as a wife to an Athlete, she does a good job staying fit…and when she’s half naked and photoshopped, she hardly looks like the institutionalized chronic masturbating people left there by their parents who didn’t want them fucking up their lives at the home I used to change diapers at…..

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I like to make fun of Brooklyn Decker’s semi-retard looking face, not because I wouldn’t fuck her big titties with my mouth, hands, dick, ass, anything she allowed me to fuck her big titties with…..but because I know she got the cover of SI cuz of her husband being a pro athlete with pro athlete money and pro athlete endorsements that have the ability and power to tell those companies not to work with SI….so to keep everyone happy….give his spoiled cunt wife what she fucking wants…..

But the truth is, retardation, or semi-retardation, or retard physical attributes have never stopped me from sticking my dick in a bitch….if anything…sometimes it is easier to get away with…

So all you Decker Defenders can fuck yourself….she has big tits, she’s fit cuz she has nothing else to do with her days but keep Roddick happy to be married to her, or the free ride fucking ends and we’d all fuck her….but anyone can see she’s a lilttle Corky…..

The turks don’t care, they are used to seeing their women in bed sheets and ninja costumes.

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I have said many times before that Brooklyn Decker looks like she has Downs Syndome in her face…..and that she’s only in Magazines like SI cuz her husband is a millionaire pro-athlete with the right agents who have enough muscle to ruin a magazine if they don’t do a favor to give the bitch confidence that will in turn get him better sex, blowjobs and even anal or thresssomes…

But like all people with Downs Syndrome….if they got tits and a body like this…who the fuck cares about retardation…if anything use that retard brain capacity for evil….let getting yourself off without worrying about them telling on you cuz retards are horny as fuck but more importantly cuz no one believes a retard….

Not that she’s an actual retard…she just looks like her face could be…but with tits like this…who really needs to even notice that she has an actual face.

True story.

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I always laugh about Brooklyn Decker because she looks retarded, like a real waterhead you see in the institution, and I know she only got the SI cover cuz she’s married to a pro athlete who has the same agents and managers, sponsors who feed SI their ads, stories, an give them access….making them pretty much obliged to deliver…..and at least she had the titties to justify that hand out…..

Unfortunately, she’s not as good at being a retard as her face is, cuz all the retards I know are jerking off all the fucking time, making their retard growns, in all the inappropriate places, and not getting arrested for it cuz they’re retards….but she is in lingerie…and sure that’s not a few fingers deep between pussy lips but it is something.

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I am the only dude in the world who is not into Brooklyn Decker…

I think she looks retarded, and I feel like I’ve got to the point in my life, where I don’t need to have sex with retarded girls anymore, mainly because I dont work at the retard facility anymore, and I don’t have to watch them masturbating all day, but also because I’ve grown as a person, and have left those days behind me, mainly because retard bitches are hard to get access to, behind those barbed wire and electric fences…

I don’t know what I’m talking about, but I am convinced Broolyn Decker is only in the media because she married a tennis pro with the most powerful serve…a guy who can get his sports agents and sponsors to force an SI cover…

But she does have great tits, and at least she’s not being a cunt about showing them, and is instead showing them, cuz there’s nothing worse than an actor or model who hides her tits based on some basic conservative christian principles that no one else in the world follows…

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I have had a few argruments with guys at the bar, even though I hate these kinds of coversations, cuz in the grand scheme of things, they just don’t matter and talking celebs is just a waste of fucking time, but an example of how they’ve manipulated their way into our lives via marketing, because we don’t know them, will never know them, and generally just don’t matter in any fucking way….except maybe to make other girls feel like shit about themselves….

These arguments were about Brooklyn Decker, fit body and full tits aside, she looks like she’s got Down’s Syndrome, and the only reason she got the cover of SI is cuz she’s married to a pro athlete, who is more powerful than you realize, and has the best sports agents in the world who can strong arm any sports magazine, and pretty much jeopardize their existence by pulling their exclusive stories and sending them elsewhere unless they give the wife a cover shoot….

She’s not as hot as you think she is, but she is topless in these pics and that makes her hotter than usual cuz I don’t have to look at the retard face, but instead look at her nipple-less breast..in pantyhose…I guess nobody’s perfect…but a lot of people are just good enough….Good times..

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I am one of the few people who think Brooklyn Decker sucks. She’s ugly. I don’t care what you fucking think, or how big her tits are, or how much her sports playing husband with all the sports playing money or connections paid to get her the cover of the Swimsuit edition, she looks fucking retarded, liked handicapped retarded, and big tits or not, retards are only fun to get off to, when no one notices and the security cameras in the home you’re an orderly at are off, cuz it’s really embarrassing when you get busted, fired and threatened of criminal charges….after all your bosses watch you going down on a bitch while changing her diaper….

It’s funny how worked up dudes get when you call this bitch ugly. They take real personal offense, call you gay and tell you that you are just jealous you can’t fuck girls like this, little do they know, I was that guy working as an orderly who didn’t make sure the security cameras were off…so I know what fucking a retard is all about…and the noises that come out of that shit are straight out of a horror movie…FOLLOW ME

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No matter how many appearances these idiots make, and no matter how many times I post the pictures of those appearances, it will never make the movie they are hustling as hard as they can any good….If anything, it reassures the fact that it is just something Adam Sandler ejaculated months ago and happened to stumble upon the used condom where he squeezed out what hadn’t evaporated to try to conceive a half retarded baby in exchange for cold hard cash….This is mainstream Hollywood smut at it’s finest…attached some names, hire the paparazzi to shoot behind the scenes, pretty much whore it to the press, create premieres in every city, tricking the average into thinking this is next level…..but no one cares about that. We like the manufactured crap. We are American and we eat it all up all day….So I’ll just do what I set out to do and post the pictures to prove that Brooklyn Decker is not hot…when clothed, you see her true colors and unfortunately for her, those true colors are an ugly fucking face. Good times.

Here’s Aniston doing some slapstick 3 stooges shit – cuz that’s what her life has become as a spinster…

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I guess the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition is about to hit, cuz they are on the promotional kick, which involves releasing pictures of bitches in bikinis who are meant to be in bikinis, cuz they fill them out the way bikinis are meant to be filled out, but all I see is Brooklyn Decker, a bitch who definitely has the tits for the job, but a face that looks like it was run through “Photobooth” on her mac. All inbred and retarded and shit, and sure that can be ignored when she’s half naked and showing her huge tits….I blame her marrying Andy Roddick, cuz his people are probably the best in the industry when it comes to sports management and sports agents, the kind of people who probably have Sports Illustrated by the fucking balls….which whould explain all the play she gets…unless people have a think for inbred retard looking bitches…which is possible…

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I hate Brooklyn Decker. I am a firm believer she only got the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit because Andy Roddick and his gang of sports agents, managers, sponsors and the World Tennis Association made Sports Illustrated scared they’d lose sponsors, exclusives, interviews with athletes and all the other shit that comes with pissing off very powerful people….They figured the other models who are hotter than here aren’t married to pro athletes, but this is a strategic business move…

She’s blocked me on twitter cuz I call her out on sucking Mandy Moore’s pussy juice off her husband’s dick and possibly for other reasons, like an odd attraction to my bad english…and I’m not talking the band….

What it comes down to is that she’s got big tits, skinny frame, so her Heidi Montag face (and that’s after being photoshopped to shit) can be ignored…

Here she is in Esquire….pushing the boundaries of smut cuz magazines are trying to compete with the internet and as long as they’re doing these photoshoots, they’re doing good enough by my low standards…

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