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2014

02

Apr

Brooklyn Decker’s Neck Mole of the Day

Brooklyn Decker was at one point the Kate Upton of her generation…

Fat, sloppy tits, overrated, with sloppy tits…and like Kate Upton she leveraged her boyfriend, situation, and all that to get into Sports illustrated, to book campaigns and to even land some movie roles, and a rich Husband who is is rich enough to cover the costs of a good life thanks to being a pro tennis player…

But I guess it was good for his ego, that his girl’s tits were celebrated because they were big…good job bro…and what no lone noticed while she distracted you in a bikini, but that is hard to ignore now that she’s in a dress, is this fucking mole on her neck…it’s some distracting shit you’d think she’d get removed while at her BOTOX appointment…but that I think she thinks makes her look natural…and it’s bad.

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2014

11

Feb

Brooklyn Decker’s Stupid Dance of the Day

Brooklyn Decker was always a model I considered the Kate Upton of her generation. You know all american, retarded looking with a awkward body and big tits that the average man just loved because she didn’t like like his toothless 400 pound wife who worked at walmart…

She was the Vagina that Sports Illustrated built and gave to Andy Roddick…

And now she dances…as retarded looking as her face suggest and I have a feeling you like seeing her being silly…for attention..hoping to secure her place for a few more years before baby making…

I guess what it comes down to is at least she’s not fat…and at least she’s having fun…living the rich girl life..while we all suck at life…right.

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2013

17

Dec

Brooklyn Decker’s Nipple Slip on Photoshoot of the Day

Andy Roddick’s wife who I like to think, at least based on her average at best body, and handicapped looking water head, is only a bikini model because of serious scamming…that comes with having pro athlete boyfriends…

There are a lot of hot girls in the world, a lot of tall hot bitches in the world, a lot of tall hot bitches with rocking’ fit bikini bodies and nice round tits in the world…the fact that a handful are singled out has got to be some Illuminati shit…or maybe just old school, era before instagram, when everyday babes were never seen, and the handpicked girls who fucked the right people were the ones published and once published…they became the ones that mattered to the world…

Either way, we can all agree Brooklyn Decker doesn’t matter…but her nipple slip on set of a bikini shoot, I doubt she’s even getting paid for, matters enough for me….not because nipples are a big deal, but because I like looking at them.

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2012

24

Oct

Brooklyn Decker in Women’s Health South Africa of the Day

You’d think the only article in Women’s Health South Africa would be “How to Avoid Aids”…or “How to live with Aids”…cuz stats on South Africa tell me that 80 percent of their population is dealing with AIDS….

But apparently they are also into bigger, not very deserving, married to pro athlete models who are hardly models but pretend to be cuz it sounds better than groupie….

So I can assume these magazines are designed for people who are probably not dying of AIDS in tribal villages…you know since a copy of it probably costs more than they make in a year…

Here are the pics….and they are probably recycled from another shoot for another mag cuz Africa does not have the budget to shoot this…I am sure these pics are on the site in the archives from when they first dropped but who cares….I am posting them anyway…we are in too deep…

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2012

19

Apr

Brooklyn Decker GQ May 2012 Photoshoot Video of the Day

I posted the BROOKLYN DECKER IN GQ PHOTOSHOOT PICTURES the other day…..and now there is a video that will tap into your LIFE GOES ON….Corky with Downs Syndrom if Corky had a tight body and great tits fetish…and in reality she doesn’t look as Downs Syndrom as she has int he past….maybe she’s been cured of it….if anything her body is tight, greased up and amazing…..making my Downs Syndrome joke totally irrelevant and making me look like an idiot…something I am good at….real good at…

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2012

16

Apr

Brooklyn Decker in GQ Magazine US May 2012

The other day I posted some pics of BROOKLYN DECKER IN GQ TURKEY ….well apparently…..she also snuck her way into the American GQ…..like a crafty little retard with Downs Syndrome who doesn’t actually have Downs Syndrome, her face just kinda looks like she does, and I like to point it out, since I am overly analytical of pictures I see of bitches being marketed to us as being hot, giving other bitches insecurities about not looking like they have Downs Syndrome, only to spend their nights building contraptions at home to make their head look more like a water head…..and I am all for giving girls a complex about being fat or having shitty tits….but to look more retarded is just weird….

That said, as a wife to an Athlete, she does a good job staying fit…and when she’s half naked and photoshopped, she hardly looks like the institutionalized chronic masturbating people left there by their parents who didn’t want them fucking up their lives at the home I used to change diapers at…..

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2012

10

Apr

Brooklyn Decker Big Titties in GQ TUrkey of the Day

I like to make fun of Brooklyn Decker’s semi-retard looking face, not because I wouldn’t fuck her big titties with my mouth, hands, dick, ass, anything she allowed me to fuck her big titties with…..but because I know she got the cover of SI cuz of her husband being a pro athlete with pro athlete money and pro athlete endorsements that have the ability and power to tell those companies not to work with SI….so to keep everyone happy….give his spoiled cunt wife what she fucking wants…..

But the truth is, retardation, or semi-retardation, or retard physical attributes have never stopped me from sticking my dick in a bitch….if anything…sometimes it is easier to get away with…

So all you Decker Defenders can fuck yourself….she has big tits, she’s fit cuz she has nothing else to do with her days but keep Roddick happy to be married to her, or the free ride fucking ends and we’d all fuck her….but anyone can see she’s a lilttle Corky…..

The turks don’t care, they are used to seeing their women in bed sheets and ninja costumes.

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2012

09

Apr

Brooklyn Decker Big Tits in her Bikini of the Day

I have said many times before that Brooklyn Decker looks like she has Downs Syndome in her face…..and that she’s only in Magazines like SI cuz her husband is a millionaire pro-athlete with the right agents who have enough muscle to ruin a magazine if they don’t do a favor to give the bitch confidence that will in turn get him better sex, blowjobs and even anal or thresssomes…

But like all people with Downs Syndrome….if they got tits and a body like this…who the fuck cares about retardation…if anything use that retard brain capacity for evil….let getting yourself off without worrying about them telling on you cuz retards are horny as fuck but more importantly cuz no one believes a retard….

Not that she’s an actual retard…she just looks like her face could be…but with tits like this…who really needs to even notice that she has an actual face.

True story.


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2012

23

Mar

Brooklyn Decker Half Naked in DT Magazine of the Day

I always laugh about Brooklyn Decker because she looks retarded, like a real waterhead you see in the institution, and I know she only got the SI cover cuz she’s married to a pro athlete who has the same agents and managers, sponsors who feed SI their ads, stories, an give them access….making them pretty much obliged to deliver…..and at least she had the titties to justify that hand out…..

Unfortunately, she’s not as good at being a retard as her face is, cuz all the retards I know are jerking off all the fucking time, making their retard growns, in all the inappropriate places, and not getting arrested for it cuz they’re retards….but she is in lingerie…and sure that’s not a few fingers deep between pussy lips but it is something.

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2011

16

Jun

Brooklyn Decker See Through Titty Pic of the Day

I am the only dude in the world who is not into Brooklyn Decker…

I think she looks retarded, and I feel like I’ve got to the point in my life, where I don’t need to have sex with retarded girls anymore, mainly because I dont work at the retard facility anymore, and I don’t have to watch them masturbating all day, but also because I’ve grown as a person, and have left those days behind me, mainly because retard bitches are hard to get access to, behind those barbed wire and electric fences…

I don’t know what I’m talking about, but I am convinced Broolyn Decker is only in the media because she married a tennis pro with the most powerful serve…a guy who can get his sports agents and sponsors to force an SI cover…

But she does have great tits, and at least she’s not being a cunt about showing them, and is instead showing them, cuz there’s nothing worse than an actor or model who hides her tits based on some basic conservative christian principles that no one else in the world follows…

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2011

19

Apr

Brooklyn Decker is Not Topless Enough of the Day

I have had a few argruments with guys at the bar, even though I hate these kinds of coversations, cuz in the grand scheme of things, they just don’t matter and talking celebs is just a waste of fucking time, but an example of how they’ve manipulated their way into our lives via marketing, because we don’t know them, will never know them, and generally just don’t matter in any fucking way….except maybe to make other girls feel like shit about themselves….

These arguments were about Brooklyn Decker, fit body and full tits aside, she looks like she’s got Down’s Syndrome, and the only reason she got the cover of SI is cuz she’s married to a pro athlete, who is more powerful than you realize, and has the best sports agents in the world who can strong arm any sports magazine, and pretty much jeopardize their existence by pulling their exclusive stories and sending them elsewhere unless they give the wife a cover shoot….

She’s not as hot as you think she is, but she is topless in these pics and that makes her hotter than usual cuz I don’t have to look at the retard face, but instead look at her nipple-less breast..in pantyhose…I guess nobody’s perfect…but a lot of people are just good enough….Good times..

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2011

29

Mar

Brooklyn Decker Bikini Pictures of the Day

I am one of the few people who think Brooklyn Decker sucks. She’s ugly. I don’t care what you fucking think, or how big her tits are, or how much her sports playing husband with all the sports playing money or connections paid to get her the cover of the Swimsuit edition, she looks fucking retarded, liked handicapped retarded, and big tits or not, retards are only fun to get off to, when no one notices and the security cameras in the home you’re an orderly at are off, cuz it’s really embarrassing when you get busted, fired and threatened of criminal charges….after all your bosses watch you going down on a bitch while changing her diaper….

It’s funny how worked up dudes get when you call this bitch ugly. They take real personal offense, call you gay and tell you that you are just jealous you can’t fuck girls like this, little do they know, I was that guy working as an orderly who didn’t make sure the security cameras were off…so I know what fucking a retard is all about…and the noises that come out of that shit are straight out of a horror movie…FOLLOW ME


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2011

23

Feb

Brooklyn Decker’s Ugly Face at Some Movie Premiere of the Day

No matter how many appearances these idiots make, and no matter how many times I post the pictures of those appearances, it will never make the movie they are hustling as hard as they can any good….If anything, it reassures the fact that it is just something Adam Sandler ejaculated months ago and happened to stumble upon the used condom where he squeezed out what hadn’t evaporated to try to conceive a half retarded baby in exchange for cold hard cash….This is mainstream Hollywood smut at it’s finest…attached some names, hire the paparazzi to shoot behind the scenes, pretty much whore it to the press, create premieres in every city, tricking the average into thinking this is next level…..but no one cares about that. We like the manufactured crap. We are American and we eat it all up all day….So I’ll just do what I set out to do and post the pictures to prove that Brooklyn Decker is not hot…when clothed, you see her true colors and unfortunately for her, those true colors are an ugly fucking face. Good times.

Here’s Aniston doing some slapstick 3 stooges shit – cuz that’s what her life has become as a spinster…

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2011

22

Feb

Brooklyn Decker’s Ugly Face Kisses Jennifer Aniston’s Menopausal Face of the Day

This has got to be news somewhere….Brooklyn Decker had hard nipples and was kissing Jennifer Aniston at the premiere of some Adam Sandler smut he shat out and called a movie cuz he’s Adam Sandler and he knows will make him millions and so do the execs behind him…cuz there comes a time in everyone’s career…when you gotta say “fuck trying to be original or authentic where’s the fucking money….”

I think Jennifer Aniston is a boring fucking story. Menopause, infertility, failed relationships that never left her knocked up or not. She sucks. I think Brooklyn Decker is a boring fucking face…but her husband bought her SI’s Swimsuit Edition stamp of approval…so I guess that makes her big tits matter…and at least her nipples were hard…Who cares…I know…

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2011

15

Feb

Some SI Swimsuit Pictures of the Day

Here are some Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition pictures for the sake of posting bitches who are married to athletes and like showing off their big tits posing in bikinis…cuz it validates their useless existance…

I hear if you slap make-up on a fit pig with big tits she looks good enough for magazines…at least that’s what these Brooklyn Decker for Andy Roddick pics are telling me…

Irina Shayk for Her Gay Soccer Playing Boyfriend …..

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