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2010

11

May

Brooklyn Decker Marries Adam Sandler in His Shitty Movie of the Day

I don’t care what magazine cover Brooklyn Decker was on, bitch still looks half retarded or inbred to me. I get that she’s a bikini model and she takes a good picture with the right lighting, make-up, photoshop, but not when the picture is shot by the paparazzi while she’s filming some new shitty movie I recommend you don’t see starring Adam Sandler, who clearly cast Brooklyn Decker cuz he lives in a fantasy world that thanks to deep pockets, big money and fame makes his unappealing, almost annoying and disgusting characteristics a fucking aphordisiac to bitches….cuz they all like people they see on TV whether they are worth watching or not and really if I was Adam Sandler and I was making a movie, I’d make my love interest the hottest bitch of the year trying to make a crossover from modeling into acting, because not only would there be a lot of rehearsal, but she’d also put the fuck out cuz I was her fucking boss, and I’m all about playing power positions….

Here they are getting married in the movie, I hope this is a pivotal scene, so that you actually don’t have to see the shit, she’s showing off the tits that seduced Mandy Moore’s sloppy seconds, cuz he had hook ups and could get her the cover of SI, and the whole this is fucking boring. I need a drink…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Actor|Bikini Model|Brooklyn Decker|cleavage|marriage

2010

07

May

Brooklyn Decker, Alessandra Ambrosio and Crystal Renn in Bikinis for Glamour of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Brooklyn Decker, Alessandra Ambrosio and some other bitch I’ve never heard of in their bikinis, which is pretty much what they are supposed to be doing because they are bikini models…..

In an era where these bitches are conidered celebrities and constantly have paparazzi pictures of them taken when they are not in their bikinis, like when they are carrying their kid around grocery shopping, or when they are watching Mandy Moore’s ex-boyfriend who they married in hopes of being the next Mandy Moore play tennis, while not in their bikinis, it’s nice to see them back at their roots where they fucking belong….

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Bikinis|Brooklyn Decker|Crystal Renn|Glamour

2010

07

May

Jennifer Aniston, Brooklyn Decker and Nicole Kidman on Set of the Day

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As you may know, I can’t stand celebrities….It’s not because I am jealous of celebrities because they get to live the good life, I just don’t think they deserve all they have….

Take this bullshit Adam Sandler movie starring Nicole Kidman in a shitty bathing suit, Jennifer Aniston showing off cleavage and looking for love and Brooklyn Decker convinced she can make it in Hollywood as an actress because she got the cover of SI for wearing a bikini and having her husband Andy Roddick pay them off with exclusive tennis stories for the next 18 months or some shit….

They work for 6 weeks in Hawaii, pretty much on vacation and make 5,000,000 dollars…The entire time they are there they have assistants doing pretty much everything for them…they are staying at the best hotels…they are eating the best food…they are fucking the best hookers and it is all at the Studio’s expense. The only work they have is to wake up and have the driver take them to set where they take take after take of the 4 lines at most they memorize per shot…. It’s like they have this fucking scam going that in theory is fucking awesome, but just frustrates me, because it’s all our fault they live these lives….If we boycotted movies and focused all our energy on something else, like this website for example, there would be no need for these overpaid cunts to live the good life while contributing nothing to society like some egocentric leech…..

Now I know you only come here to see tits and pussy, so I’ll just get to the boring pictures of these cunts on set, but realize as you stare at Aniston’s lonely tits, forget that she’s crying on the inside cuz her life is so unfair cuz Brad Pitt left her and forget your fantasy of sweeping her off her feed and making her yours cuz she’s so broken and you’ll help mend her wounds and remember she’s just a worthless, overpaid cunt who doesn’t deserve yours or anyone else’s attention….let her die alone on her pile of money for her assistant who shows up late to wipe her ass to find her and sell the exclusive to RadarOnline….

BONUS – HERE’S BROOKLYN DECKER PICKING HER NOSE CUZ SHE’S A PIG WITH HORRIBLE HYGIENE….cuz you know if a bitch doesn’t use kleenex for her nose, she probably don’t change her tampons too often, or really rock enough toilet paper…disgusting….

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Posted in:Brooklyn Decker|Jennifer Aniston|Nicole Kidman|On Set

2010

21

Apr

Brooklyn Decker Doin’ It Wrong on the Beach of the Day

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This is the SI Swimsuit Covergirl on the beach….and she’s dressed to go on a brisk fall hike, or maybe to go join the lumber industry in the north to cut fucking trees, or to even build a fucking snowman on the year’s first snowfall….It’s disappointing, especially since her tennis husband is running around topless, something she should probably take his fucking lead on, but unfortunately, she seems like the kind of model who looks good when she models, with all her hair and make-up done, but like shit in everyday life, leading me to believe that maybe someone was paid off by the tennis champ because he wanted the disappointing pussy he accidentally locked into to be a covergirl at least once in her life….it makes him feel better about himself….and here are the pics of this cunt mocking us….

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Posted in:Beach|Brooklyn Decker|Off-Duty Model

2010

19

Mar

Brooklyn Decker Does Movies of the Day

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Sports Illustrated Cover Girl Broolyn Decker is in the new Adam Sandler movie with the likes of Jennifer Aniston, Nicole Kidman and Heid Montag….meaning she’s really taken her new title and made it work for her, I mean before her husband Andy Roddick and his sports agent forced the Sports magazine to take her off the inside pages, and make her feel like she’s special, like the best of all the other girls…she was just following him from tournament to tournament and getting the odd job, but now she gets to be in an Adam Sandler movie, something that would have only been cool if this was 1994 and you were 14 years old…cuz in the last 16 years we’ve collectively realized his stupid voices just aren’t funny…

But at least she’s got good tits….

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Posted in:Brooklyn Decker|Movies

2010

09

Feb

Brooklyn Decker is the SI Swimsuit Covergirl of the Day

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If you are like me, I am sure you don’t give a fuck who the covergirl, you just care about her half naked tits. You probably also don’t care about the politics behind this shit, like maybe the fact that she is married to a pro athlete with a lot of money who used to fuck Mandy Moore who could swindle a lot more shit that you know….but here is the cover…and some other pictures

Posted in:Brooklyn Decker|Covergirl|SI Swimsuit

2010

08

Feb

Brooklyn Decker and Her Beach Shoes of the Day

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Tennis pro Andy Roddick’s wife is some bikini model named Brooklyn Decker who you’ve probably all heard of since she was in SI and Victoria’s Secret and other related shit.

She was on the beach in a pair of heels because you can’t put a price on making your legs look as good as they possibly can since you depend on the shit to get more work…so comfort and not looking like an idiot doesn’t really come into play…and here are the pics…

I’ve tried to befriend this bitch on Twitter, but she just ignores me, so I should really try to be a lot more evil in this post, but why fuckin’ bother….