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2009

01

Sep

Rebecca Creskoff’s Fire Bush in Hung of the Day

I have never heard of Rebecca Creskoff, and I guess that’s probably why I am doing a post on her red pubic haired vagina, see since she’s pretty much 40 years old and not a household name, she’s gotta push the boundaries of legitimate acting and ender the world of softcore porn just to get some work as time is simply running out.

That’s not to say the show Hung is softcore porn, cuz I know it’s some HBO shit that isn’t, but in Rebecca Ceskoff’s eyes, it might as well be, because she only got hired cuz she flashes pussy and this is the height of her career.

I am always fascinated by redheads, when I was younger thinking of a red lipped orange haird pussy made me gag, but as I’ve got older and more open minded, I realize that I shoulda been fucking all the redheads when no one wanted them, because now it is too late and the whole “I’m a redhead, I’m a freak with asthma who has no friends but I do have severe nut allergies” is a thing of the past and these bitches have embraced their sex appeal. Assholes…

Here’s the Red Bush flash one more time…..

Here are some screenshots….

Posted in:Bush|Hung|Rebecca Creskoff

2008

08

Jul

Amy Winehouse Shows Some Bush of the Day

Everyone gives Amy Winehouse a hard time about having disgusting teeth, disgusting hair and pretty much disgusting everything. They think she doesn’t wash, they think she’s just given up, but when lookin’ at these pictures of her bush slowly growing in, it looks like something that’s barely been neglected for that long. I know bitches who are hairier than this who wax once a week and I know bitches who never shave or wax and look like they have a pillow in their panties, a very crusty, smelly pillow, but a pillow none the less. The point is that this skinny, dying, walking corpse’s pubic hair is a serious turn on, especially in a world where bush is pretty much going extinct because girls claim they don’t like how it feels but in reality think that guys hate bush and are just trying to please us, when guys would really fuck anything thrown there way, and sometimes even pay for it from bitches on street corners who look like Winehouse. I am in love.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bush

2008

21

Apr

Emma Watson’s 18 Year Old Sheer Panty Upskirt Pictures of the Day

Emma Watson turned 18 this weekend and she wore sheer panties to celebrate being legal, because you know that before this weekend there was no way bitch was letting dudes explore her vagina. The fact that she’s got bush is a nice change of pace because I was under the impression that all teenage girls these days were so influenced by porn and Paris Hilton that they didn’t believe in bush, but did believe in brazilian bikini waxes. I guess this Emma Watson bitch is from England and they do things differently there.

I am posting this because I have a feeling half of my 5 readers think they are wizards and dress up in capes and meet up with their other wizard friends on the weekend to cast spells on each other and do other weird shit because girls don’t talk to them and since Harry Potter is probably your instruction booklet, I figured these come in handy when you cast a spell on your penis and turn it into a fire spitting dragon, at least that’s what you pretend it is when it’s cumming all over you because it makes masturbating more relevant to your cause.

Posted in:Bush|Emma Watson|Panties|Sheer

2007

09

Oct

I am – Sienna Miller's Vagina Pictures of the Day

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Here are some Sienna Miller frontal nudes from her movie about being a hippie. I don’t know about you, but the hippies I know rock serious fucking bush, none of the manicured bullshit that she’s got going on. I have always been a fan of bush, in theory, because bikini waxes are too fucking mainstream and I like to see a girl go against what’s popular, but the problem is that most girls with bush are either lazy, don’t fuck or are tree hugging dykes.

I got this email from a reader today:

well i started growing my bush, for you, obviously, because everyone else i try to tell about this thinks im gross, and i have really straight hair, like asian people straight and i fucking hate those asians, but anyway, i wanted my bush to go POOF right, no. its goes down. i now have pussy bangs.

I thought it was funny that my one reader is a chick and that she’s willing to grow her bush out for me. It makes me feel like she’d probably lick my asshole with shit still in it and I guess this kind of power makes me feel like some kind of important celebrity type that groupies run up to to bang when they see them out in bars. Unfortunately, that’s probably not the case with me, and this girl is probably in her 40s, hates her life and has a weight problem but at least she made the effort to make me feel like she’s actually doing something so dirty for me, even if she never sent a picture to go along with it.

Either way, here’s that Sienna Miller Pussy, that’s probably seen more cocks than you have and possibly more cocks than my 84 year old prostitute friend who’s been doing this suckin’ dick money shit for over 6 decades, but I’d still like to bounce quarters off the shit, even if I’d have to hit the streets and beg for change, because quarters are pretty much my life savings and I don’t think Jude Law’s sloppy seconds are worth my life savings, but with other people’s money, I am totally down because let’s face it, her junk’s not as meaty as most pussy out there, and meaty pussy is about as sexy as sucking on a fucking scrotum.

I don’t know what I am talking about, look at the pics.


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Posted in:Bush|Naked|Sienna Miller|Tits|Unsorted|Vagina

2007

09

Oct

I am – Sienna Miller’s Vagina Pictures of the Day

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Here are some Sienna Miller frontal nudes from her movie about being a hippie. I don’t know about you, but the hippies I know rock serious fucking bush, none of the manicured bullshit that she’s got going on. I have always been a fan of bush, in theory, because bikini waxes are too fucking mainstream and I like to see a girl go against what’s popular, but the problem is that most girls with bush are either lazy, don’t fuck or are tree hugging dykes.

I got this email from a reader today:

well i started growing my bush, for you, obviously, because everyone else i try to tell about this thinks im gross, and i have really straight hair, like asian people straight and i fucking hate those asians, but anyway, i wanted my bush to go POOF right, no. its goes down. i now have pussy bangs.

I thought it was funny that my one reader is a chick and that she’s willing to grow her bush out for me. It makes me feel like she’d probably lick my asshole with shit still in it and I guess this kind of power makes me feel like some kind of important celebrity type that groupies run up to to bang when they see them out in bars. Unfortunately, that’s probably not the case with me, and this girl is probably in her 40s, hates her life and has a weight problem but at least she made the effort to make me feel like she’s actually doing something so dirty for me, even if she never sent a picture to go along with it.

Either way, here’s that Sienna Miller Pussy, that’s probably seen more cocks than you have and possibly more cocks than my 84 year old prostitute friend who’s been doing this suckin’ dick money shit for over 6 decades, but I’d still like to bounce quarters off the shit, even if I’d have to hit the streets and beg for change, because quarters are pretty much my life savings and I don’t think Jude Law’s sloppy seconds are worth my life savings, but with other people’s money, I am totally down because let’s face it, her junk’s not as meaty as most pussy out there, and meaty pussy is about as sexy as sucking on a fucking scrotum.

I don’t know what I am talking about, look at the pics.


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Posted in:Bush|Naked|Sienna Miller|Tits|Unsorted|Vagina

2007

07

Sep

I am – Vanessa Hudgens Self-Shot Amateur Erotica of the Day

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There is nothing sexier than an ugly chick who is barely 18 naked on camera for her gay boyfriend who she doesn’t now is faggot yet, because her publicist told her not to ask any question when he asks her to stick inanimate objects his ass cuz that’s the only way he cums….Except for maybe an ugly chick in a shitty movie and TV show that is probably one of the lamest concepts of all time and people everywhere are buying into it making me realize that we have no hope as a species.

There’s something really funny about girls who get naked for their boyfriends on camera, sure it almost makes sense when you are in a long distance relationship and dude needs to get off to his baby who is across the country or some shit, but for the most part, it’s not done for that reason.

Naked pics of a girlfriend are only of use to anyone when the relationship is over, when you are together with your significant other, he’s not going to jerk off to your pics, he’s going to jerk off on your face, and when you leave him for his best friend, he’s going to take those pics to the internet….or will use them to jerk off remembering the pussy that once was now that he’s not getting any and he’s out of a best friend. So my theory is that naked pics is something dudes manipulate their girls into doing as leverage, or as a back-up plan for when her vagina isn’t around anymore and I think girls go along with it because it’s this whole wanting to be the object of desire, wanted to be the hottest piece of ass, wanting guys to jerk off to you, and it’s pretty much the basis of our existance. If bitches didn’t compete to be the hottest, sexiest, most fertile, we’d live in a world of flannel pajamas, tubs of empty ice cream pints and fat asses with big mangled stinky bush…something that Vanessa Hudgens is pretty used to, I wonder if she had known this was going to hit the net if she would have made a different pubic decision, or if she’s confident in he little badger of a cunt that she’s delivered….which to me shows laziness and lack of commitment to the cause, except for maybe the candles she lit up, but that’s only because deep down inside I am a romantic…

Girls if you’re out there, lets do a little game called recreate the Vanessa Hudgens pics, and show her that you’re way more worth jerking off too, and remember all that shit I said about guys taking pics of their girls naked to exploit them is just jokes baby, anything you send me will stay between you and me, I promise….


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Posted in:amateur|Bush|erotica|Highschool Musical|Lingerie|Porn|Selfshot|Tits|Unsorted|Vanessa Hudgens

2007

06

Sep

I am – Vanessa Hudgens Nude Pictures of the Day

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I just woke up. It is 3:15. I am a fucking bum and will never get ahead…Good thing I realized this a long fucking time ago. Reality is I got fucking drunk last night and recovery time is a lot longer than it used to be.

A while ago, I read Vanessa Hudgens from Highschool Musical had some racy pics hit the net that she took for her lame fucking boyfriend who is a fucking fag or a fag that a PR team is keeping in the closet, like these pictures are porn that a PR team is releasing to make bitch more famous.

The thought of all this makes me want to go to the local ice cream shop and watch teens in their high school uniform eating soft serve.

Here are the nudes – I don’t know how legit they are. But I do know she’s got bush and a woman with bush is a woman for me. I spent most of my night making bets with some asshole I was with as to whether the girls in the bar had bush or not, and if so how it was styled, but when we had to go up and ask to see how close we were to being right, we usually got ignored….I always figured the cast of highschool musical would be bald, I guess if she was in the bar last night, I woulda lost on that one…but if she was in the bar I was in…I probably could have just paid her 5 dollars to show me. I like to stick to classy joints.

UPDATE – HAD TO TAKE THE PICS DOWN CUZ OF HER LAWYERS…..FUCKING CUNT….

Here are some pictures of Vanessa Hudgens at the High School Musical 2 premiere in Australia because this shit is taking over the world like AIDS..


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2007

17

Aug

I am – The Uncensored Vanessa Minnillo Pictures of the Day

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Do you remember when Nick Lachey and his girlfriend went to Mexico and frolicked around naked and fucked in the hot tub and it was all caught by some photographer that they had the Mexican government kill and forced all the pictures that were released off the internet so that in a couple months time it would be like they never happened because we would have all forgotten….it turns out that they weren’t forgotten and these pictures surfaced recently in some Spanish Magazine.

I am not an expert at spotting fakes, but these are pretty believable to me. I would assume that this Minnillo slut has a solid bush and I am okay with that because I am a fan of bush. I can never tell whether I am a legitimate fan of bush because I haven’t come face to face with one in years, not because waxing and shaving is what every 14 year old and her mother does now as scheduled as brushing their teeth, but because I am a married man who doesn’t ever look at his wife’s cunt. That said, I think girls with bush are breaking down the mainstream, they are saying no to the Chachi way of bald and owning their natural state and when some girls tell me over the internet that they have never shaved before, it reminds me of some kind of magical forest that the building developers haven’t started building on, or like a deserted island that no one has ever visited and that shit is hotter than razor burn.

Either way, I don’t want to get sued so I am going to just link this site that has the pictures loaded. Although I like seeing celebrities naked, I don’t like when they use some of the money in there huge bank accounts to get their revenge on me…..Even if they could be fake.

Vanessa Minnillo Full Nude Picture With Fat Tits Bush
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Vanessa Minnillo Side Tit
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Posted in:Bush|Mexico|Naked|Nick Lachey|Tits|Unsorted|Vanessa Minnillo

2007

10

Aug

I am – Bianca Gascoigne Pantyless Upskirt of the Day

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I don’t know who Bianca Gascoigne is but I went into wikipedia to find out that she is the stepdaughter of some famous Footballer and outed him for abusing her mother forcing him to disown her even though his sperm didn’t make her. She was on some reality TV show in the UK and admitted she has breast implants and was scared that her drunken outburst ruined her chances at a career after the show. She is 20 and based on these pictures of her using the shampoo bottle to simulate a cock she’s suckin’ while wearing no panties and showing off some of her blond pubes obviously not too concerned with ruining any career and possibly even considering one in porn. See, I do bring quality information sometimes….

I like drunk girls because drunk girls usually do this kind of thing and finding a sober girl to simulate sex with inanimate objects or to flash her pubic hair is usually a fucking challenge. The other night I was talking to a drunk girl about having sex with vegetables, she told me that she was a pervert and ended up using a cucumber in ways I’ll never know but she did tell me that she ended up waking up in a pool of her own urine….later that night when I tried to convince her to use my beer bottle to simulate that situation for me to witness, she told me that she wasn’t drunk enough. Unfortunately, I don’t have the kind of budget needed to make these kinds of miracles happen, but the internet has a way of letting me witness it for free and that’s why I am here passing this on to you. That’s all I have to say about that.


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