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2007

06

Nov

I am – Alyson Hannigan Lookin' Good in her Pajamas of the Day

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I am a huge fan of low maintenance girls who can just role out of bed and go out and do their errands lookin’ hot as fuck without any effort, while rocking a pair of sweatpants and a t-shirt. It’s some natural beauty shit that you never really get to experience, because most people look like shit when they wake up.

Here are some pictures of Alyson Hannigan rockin’ out in her pajamas like she just woke up and she’s doing it as well as she can, because let’s face it, the only way this bitch will ever look hot is if someone replaced her with a new cast member and locked her away in some cage in a basement or some shit. Even when she is made up and out at events , she still looks like a fuckin’ monster, and I’d love to just blame it one her being a Ginger because Gingers generally scare the fuck out of me since they aren’t human and spawns of the devil, but I think it’s got more to do with her face.

I guess we can keep dreaming that one day Alyson Hannigan will be replaced like she was on a soap opera or like she was the mother on Fresh Prince of Bel Air, or like an old condemned building being torn down and replaced with luxury condos and no one would really notice the change, because all of a sudden this bitch no one notices now will become some hot slut we all want to bang and will just accept the new version as if the old falling apart version never existed.

Either way, here she is lookin’ low maintenance, like she just crawled out of bed, like the hot chicks I see running errands or studying in the library, when she should be putting all the effort and money she can into herself if she ever wants dudes jerking off to her, which she does, because all girls want that.


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Posted in:Alyson Hannigan|Busted|Gross|Ugly|Unsorted

2007

06

Nov

I am – Alyson Hannigan Lookin’ Good in her Pajamas of the Day

alyson_hannigan_hot4.jpg

I am a huge fan of low maintenance girls who can just role out of bed and go out and do their errands lookin’ hot as fuck without any effort, while rocking a pair of sweatpants and a t-shirt. It’s some natural beauty shit that you never really get to experience, because most people look like shit when they wake up.

Here are some pictures of Alyson Hannigan rockin’ out in her pajamas like she just woke up and she’s doing it as well as she can, because let’s face it, the only way this bitch will ever look hot is if someone replaced her with a new cast member and locked her away in some cage in a basement or some shit. Even when she is made up and out at events , she still looks like a fuckin’ monster, and I’d love to just blame it one her being a Ginger because Gingers generally scare the fuck out of me since they aren’t human and spawns of the devil, but I think it’s got more to do with her face.

I guess we can keep dreaming that one day Alyson Hannigan will be replaced like she was on a soap opera or like she was the mother on Fresh Prince of Bel Air, or like an old condemned building being torn down and replaced with luxury condos and no one would really notice the change, because all of a sudden this bitch no one notices now will become some hot slut we all want to bang and will just accept the new version as if the old falling apart version never existed.

Either way, here she is lookin’ low maintenance, like she just crawled out of bed, like the hot chicks I see running errands or studying in the library, when she should be putting all the effort and money she can into herself if she ever wants dudes jerking off to her, which she does, because all girls want that.


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Posted in:Alyson Hannigan|Busted|Gross|Ugly|Unsorted

2007

24

Oct

I am – Elisha Cuthbert Looks Like a Jewish Retiree in Florida of the Day

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Paypal are fucking thieves. I don’t make much money with the site, but sometimes some money comes in and these fuckers just shut me down and won’t give me my money back for 6 months because they have labeled me an “adult site”. I am going crazy because that is my drinking money and it pays for the server and my rent. Without it, I die and so does the site.

We regret to inform you that we cannot overturn the limitation on your account. Due to the violation of PayPals Acceptable Use Policy regarding Mature Audiences, your account has been permanently limited. The limitation is based on the site http://drunkenstepfahter.com. Please remove all references to PayPal from your website(s) and/or auction(s). This includes not only removing PayPal as a payment option, but also the PayPal logo and/or shopping cart.

If you have any questions, please contact the PayPal Acceptable Use Policy Department at aup@paypal.com

Sincerely,
PayPal Acceptable Use Policy Department
PayPal, an eBay Company

So when my life is in jeopardy and the survival is the only thing on my mind, I have no choice but to put up a fight. So, I am about to start war on these assholes. So if you or anyone you know work at Paypal and can help in my fight to bring them down I will need you to get me the contact info of their senior management team because trust me when I get mad, I get fucking mad, and I am about to start war on these motherfuckers. Even if it means getting my ass to their San Jose office…I will get my fucking money back.

Here are some pictures of Elisha Cuthbert lookin’ like shit, and by shit I mean like a Jewish Retiree in Florida, while leaving some bar last night, because I know you still have her posters of her on the wall. Hopefully this will help you move on.

According to the conservative christian cocksuckers at paypal, this pictures may be considered Mature Audience Content, o watch out.


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Posted in:Busted|Elisha Cuthbert|Paypal|Unsorted

2007

22

Oct

I am – Claire Danes Signing Autographs of the Day

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Last I checked, My So Called Life was canceled over a decade ago. I know all the grunge kids related to this intense bitch and all her drama and flannel because no one knew what cutting was in the 90s. Her fan base should be grown up by now and over it, you know working and taking care of their kids and shit. But I guess this is a Megan Fox dating the dude from 90210 situation, because it looks like someone is asking Claire Danes for an autograph like she matters. I guess people are just into celebrities and her being asked for an autograph is the same reason dudes like Dane Cook or Jamie Kennedy or any motherfucker who’s been on TV at least once fuck groupie bitches when they roll through your hometown, even though dudes like that aren’t relevant enough to have groupies, because local girls think it’s a status symbol because they are idiots.

I can only assume that she’s either got some dude on payroll who pretends to be a fan to make her feel famous, or maybe she’s signing it for some blind kid, because anyone who have eyes that work will notice that bitch is so fucking busted that she reminds me of my childhood Christmas when all I’d get was broken toys and she has some green fucking teeth like she’s been sucking off the Grinch or maybe just not brushing because she’s too busy not having a career anymore.


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Posted in:Autographs|Busted|Claire Danes|Disgusting|Green Teeth|Ugly|Unsorted