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2014

27

Jun

Cailin Russo Nipple Video of the Day

I don’t know what this video is from, it was sent in by one of Cailin Russo’s pervert fans, which surprises me that she even has, not that I’ve ever met Cailin Russo, or care to meet Cailin Russo, or think she doesn’t deserver fans…

I just don’t find her all that hot, or relevant or important…even if her dad is in a Band I listened to once in the 90s, back when he knocked up her hot young mom, like all those punk rock dudes did on Warped Tour, I mean average age at that shit is 14.

I mean any girl who gets famous from kissing Bieber in a Bieber video, is just reaching hard, even though I know I’d kiss Bieber in a video if it meant a life of luxury…I’m a whore like that..gay for fucking pay…not that Bieber counts as a man…it’s like fringe gay for pay…ok fine- I wouldn’t kiss Bieber in video for money…but I don’t hate Cailin Russo for doing it….even it seems as thirsty as I am every time I am faced with a bottle of booze…at least it worked…

What it comes down to is that she’s relevant enough, doing the hipster thing, and in doing the hipster thing, she’s getting topless like life was an American Apparel ad, and that’s pretty fucking perfect.

I think it’s a teaser video of something, and I know you can see nipple…like in this pic of Cailin our friend and genius photographer TED EMMONS took…

See more from TED EMMONS he’s good.

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2014

13

Jun

Cailin Russo Topless in MonsterChildren of the Day

Cailin Russo is finally topless for some magazine called

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2014

02

Jun

Cailin Russo Instagram Model Dance of the Day

Cailin Russo is one of those Instagram Models turned real model who may have been a real model before being an instagram model, but there is just so much crossover I can’t really differentiate the two..

What I do know is that he dad is a creeper 40 year old in a punk band, her mom probably one of his young hot young groupies, since punk rockers generally cater to 15 year olds who shop at hot topic..and that her first modelling job was for a big store, her real breakthrough was kissing Bieber in a video that he shouted her out in and, and all of a sudden she exists…is getting more work..is making money in what could be 5 minutes since she’s not all that hot..but that may be longer…since it’s less about being hot and more about being relevant…

Well in keeping relevant she posted these videos of her dancing on a boat in mesh, and you’ll like them…even if she’s hiding them nipples.

I encourage all aspiring models, even if they work for free…because self produced erotica is hot and free…rather than staged shit that’s just boring…Dance baby – Dance..

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2014

16

May

Cailin Russo for Eberjey of the Day

Cailin Russo is a b-rated instagram model who is making some serious moves because she was in a Justin Beiber music video and Beiber fans are pretty insane and follow the enemy who tongued their man…and it got her a ton of fucking follower.

Low level brands work with her because she can drive some instagram followers their way, which is what everyone wants, making her relevant, and getting her work, and you can’t hate a girl for that…She’s taken her destiny in her own hands, and when her looks alone probably wouldn’t have got her pretty much anywhere, but all of a sudden she matters…

This is the future, and as long as half nakedness is involved, devaluing the entire industry, by paying girls 500 dollars for campaigns instead of 50,000 dollars a day, opens the door for more girls you’d never heard of, getting half naked for the same hustle…and desperate b-rated instagram models, depending on their level of desperation, can be very fucking easy…

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2014

14

May

Cailin Russo for Sir Neave of the Day

Cailin Russo is the daughter of Scott Russo who is in a band called Unwritten Law. It is safe to say that her mom was probably a young punk rock groupie, because punk rock dudes only bang 15 year old girls, since they are the only ones who care about them, not that Unwritten Law was really punk rock, but they were more punk rock than Bieber….Bieber…being the guy she was cast to make out with in a music video – that pretty much made her go viral..

I am on the fence as to whether she’s just a privileged instagram model, or if she’s legitimately a babe…with something to offer…but…when looking at her ass, I don’t seem to care either way…

I just think she’s not quite hot enough to be a real model, yet she’s getting paid as a real model, so what the fuck do I know..

These pics are from instagram photographer SIR NEAVE

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2013

21

Nov

Cailin Russo is the One Who Got Away of the Day

So I follow all kinds of babes on INSTAGRAM …98% of them don’t follow me back..but that doesn’t matter because I Don’t really need them to know I exist to get stare at their pictures for a creepy amount of time…if anything it’s as close as I can get to hiding on a fire escape watching a girl shower…not that I’d ever do that…yes I would…not that I’d ever get caught doing that…yes I have..

Anyway, Cailin is some young So Cal babe, who was cast in a Bieber video, and now other people are noticing her, making her forget me, the creep who likes all her pics and asks her on dates…something I’m used to and okay with…

Here’s the best of her instagram….

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