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2017

25

May

Hailey Baldwin and Cami Marrone in Bathing Suits of the Day

Cami Marrone and Hailey Baldwin are buddies in Cannes, the it place to be, because these girls with celebrity parents or stepparents are always not too far apart. It is how they make their spending money, it’s the low workload way to monetize, because at least when social media didn’t exist, these celeb children had to be in movies to get famous, which is not real work, but still more work than hanging out and taking selfies by the pool…which is work…to someone who has never worked.

The interesting thing about Hailey Baldwin is her youthful ass….while the interesting thing about busty Cami Marrone, is like every other busty girl in her late teens before her, her thighs catch up and girl is thick.

For those of you who don’t know who Cami Marrone is…she’s on TV or in a few shitty movies, I think her stepdad is Al Pacino or Robert DeNiro, which means her mom…is an OG gold digger. We like when it starts with the momma and works its way down.

For those of you who don’t know who Hailey Baldwin is, you clearly, like the rest of us, don’t read MAXIM magazine who just named her number 1, for whatever reason I call a scam…but compared to Cami Marrone who is still hot….she is number 1…that’s probably why she hangs with her, rather than being the bootleg Kendall…

Either way, young youngs in bathing suits being fancy….always fun

Posted in:Cami Morrone|Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2016

28

Dec

Cami Morrone For Love Magazine of the Day

Cami Morrone was smart enough to get involved in some Love Magazine bullshit, that is their “advent calendar”…that lacks concept, that they think is clever, that uses it girls or aspiring it girls, and that out of 28 days I’ve though two were worth watching, and sure I’m a hater, I hate before I see this shit, but I force myself to watch them in completion to really solidify that I hate the people in the shit, the vibe, the whole fucking thing…

So Cami Morrone was cast at the tail end of their biggest marketing push of the year, and she is in lingerie, her body huge titty and amazing, and they are recreating a scene from blade runner…and it’s terrible..it’s like why remix somehting that is fine just the way it was, it’s not good, or clever…it’s just lazy…

It’s like when Love hired their fashion video people they said “Pitch us ideas”…and this particular dude said “I’ll do movie scenes”…not Holiday Scenes…just scenes that don’t need to be redone…because it will be starring a girl who can’t act…in lingerie…and anything with a girl in lingerie is good…

Cami Morrone has a banging body, my biggest fail is that she was filming a movie in montreal all fall and I didn’t track her down and throw my semen on her…because I am old, barely have semen, and because that’s considered sexual harrasment…and more interestingly…she’s Robert DeNiro or Al Pacino’s stepdaughter or some shit…and I love stepDaughter’s with huge tits….making her pretty fucking priveledged and annoying, but with tits like this and not being a Hadid or Kardashian…I am a fan of hers…for now…

It will take a few more vapid, shameless, attempts at celebrity…making bullshit noise…in a world that doesn’t need more noise…to officially hate her…

But I do hate these Love Magazine videos…a lot..and that’s what this is about..

Posted in:Cami Morrone|SFW

2016

24

Jun

Cami Morrone Big Titty Grab of the Day

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Her name is CAMI MORRONE , sounds like a stripper name to me.

She’s some privileged twat, who I am assume is from LA and has rich parents, in Vanessa Hudgens circle of friends…because Vanessa Hudgens doesn’t hang with normals, she’s above that…she was on a Disney show motherfucker, she’s exclusive…and she also released nude pics when she was underage…daring…

Cami Morrone’s got a hot body, she’s a low level aspiring model, she’s got big tits, a hard nipple, and is showing her ass and she hangs with famous people…sounds like she’s too good to be true…but unfortunately her hustle is more cheesy catalog pics….not sex tapes…

Posted in:Cami Morrone|SFW

2013

26

Jul

Who is Vanessa Hudgens Big Titty Friend of the Day

Her name is CAMI MORRONE , sounds like a stripper name to me.

She’s some privileged cunt, who I am assume is from LA and has rich parents, hence why she’s in Vanessa Hudgens circle of friends…because Vanessa Hudgens doesn’t hang with normals bro, she’s above that…she was on a Disney show motherfucker, and that makes her important…and if she does hang with normals, they aren’t going to be the kind that are hotter and bustier than her, because the only normals she’d even consider fucking with, would be uglier than her troll body, you know that she can mistreat and pose next to so everyone thinks Vanessa Hudgens is hotter than she is, all thanks to comparison….

Either way, she’s got a hot body, she’s a low level aspiring model, she’s got fake tits, and Cami is one to watch…and one to expect in some leaked nudes…because she’s that level of famous…which works for me, cuz I’ve already jerked off to her low level slut instagram…

I just can’t get enough of bitches like this…

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