Camilla Belle is probably known for some shit other than being dumped by a Jonas Brother for Taylor Swift, which is almost as embarrassing as dating a Jonas brother, but I guess she is 36, so at the time the Jonas Brothers were a big deal, was their age and had their poster on the wall. Sort of like a Hailey Bieber “play it cool, I am his groupie but will pretend I am christian and only fuck if he marries me” concept…that didn’t end in marriage…..

I just don’t know what Camilla Belle is really known for other than that, she’s been acting since 1995, I have sen none of the movies she’s been in, not even Dirty Dancing 3 Capoeria Nights, which is shocking since Dirty Dancing is one of those movies I watch on a way too regular basis, just not the shit spin-offs….Patrick Swayze was so dreamy.

Anyway, an LA rich kid, her dad is cooler than her, his name is Jack Routh, not Jack Belle, and he had a songwriting contract with all time TOP G, Johnny Cash….he still composes songs for Willy Nelson….so yeah, he’s way fucking cooler than his bratty daughter, but she’s in a bikini, so as a tribute to the dad’s work, and I guess what his sperm created, you should jerk off to her. All dad’s love when you jerk off to their daughters, especially Johnny Cash’s songwriter dads.

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Camilla Belle is not Kamala Harris…and thanks to that fact alone, we can all stomach seeing her posing in spandex activewear doing Yoga shit….I mean except for that idiotic filter pic but at 34 years old, you have to put that face filter on to feel like you don’t look like an old weathered slag…especially when you don’t have your Glam Squad there to doll your old ass face up….it’s a trade off…look like a foolish cartoon but don’t look like the hag you are now that you’re old..

She’s been in the industry since 1995, so she’s probably been diddled by the industry, figuratively and literally….I just googled her IMDB and haven’t seen her in anything she’s done….not even Dirty Dancing 3 – Capoeira Nights…

But I’ll stare at her ass in leggings that I can barely see…it’s the kind of content that speaks to my soul…not that I have a soul…but I do for the sake of this post..

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Brazilian fashion designer Cristina Gould’s daughter, Camilla Belle Routh, was raised in a Catholic home in Los Angeles where she developed a love for TELENOVELAS….thanks WIKIPEDIA you dick scuker…I was just using the wiki to see how old this bitch is because I remember when she was trending….which was long before she was 34…

She’s another Child Star, who got her start at the ripe old age of 10 years old, went onto do shit like Jurassic Park Lost World….and DISNEY shit called RIP GIRLS….which is about surfing not ripping girls…but the Disney Execs probably loved the name…perverts.

I thought she did more meaningful movies in the nerd scene, as it turns out she’s pretty fucking d-list…but that doesn’t mean you haven’t jerked off to her….or that you won’t jerk off to her now…she’s still a lady with ladyparts which is rarer and rarer these days…so take it in.

I don’t think this is an actual bikini top, probably a yoga top, it does say NAMASTE in the pic but the filters she’s got going on are the problem with the world, all these bitches basically erasing their old ass faces and putting animal ears, in the weirdest virtual furry erotica out there….

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