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2014

22

Sep

Possible Candice Swanepoel Behind the Scenes Pics of the Day

There is no real way to know whether these Candice Swanepoel pics are legit or not. I mean they look like at least three girls I’ve had sex with recently, and sure I have sex with models, or at least girls with model bodies, because why the fuck not, so that’s not really saying much, other than all girls should look like this, and if they don’t they don’t count as girls…

I don’t know if this is part of any celebrity nude leak, I mean if they are legit. I figure I’ll know if the lawyers come knocking, but really why would they. She’s naked in her fashion work as is. I can google “Candice Vag” and find it nicely shot, professionaly…the idea of selfies, is just to make these people seem more real to you, even though you’ll never meet them.

Meaning, her fashion stuff is far hotter as a picture, nude selfies, hotter as a concept…and these ones are not offensive, filled with dick, spread eagled and just lovely…even if they aren’t Candice…I am a fan.

Seriously – amazing…aint nothing wrong with any of this..

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2014

18

Sep

Candice Swanepoel’s Russell James Outtakes of the Day

These are outtakes of Candice Swanepoel from some Russell James pictures…

That’s all that needs to be said…

I mean other than that this guy shoots all of Victoria’s Secret stuff, meaning he is the guy behind all the shitty catalog shoots, but in his spare time he creates this kind of nipples filled magic…making me wonder why a little more of this, his actual work…isn’t applied to that…his money making sell out work…and the whole thing is upsetting…it’s like no nipples for Victoria’s Secret, because it is against the American Christian way…and distributing nipples to households around America would be considered obscene and would bite into profits…so instead of taking a stance to help lighten people up about tits…let’s just photoshop nipples out of our sheer sweatshop underwear – and pretend people don’t have them…anatomy revisionists for Christ…even though the owners of Victoria’s Secret are Jewish…

But at least someone, one of their own, Russell James, is taking advantage of the models willing to get naked on camera…and taking those pictures…that need to be taken…all while financed by Victoria’s Secret…so I guess they aren’t as bad as their catalogs make them out to be…but then again I am not one of their factory workers…I’m strictly basing my opinion on these nipples.

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2014

16

Sep

Candice Swanepoel Fat Rolls of the Day

Candice Swanepoel, celebrated Victoria’s Secret Model, is seen here, sitting, with her belly hanging out and fat rolls practically hanging over her bikini bottoms, in what is seriously vile an disgusting, letting herself go, maybe she’s pregnant behavior that is unacceptable by my standards for a Victoria’s Secret model, even though Victoria’s Secret seems pretty keen on their Brazilian Catholic unit getting knocked the fuck up on the regular…

I mean to think girls aspire to have bodies like this is repulsive. It’s hardly anorexic enough. Doesn’t she know what her fucking job is…and why she’s made the millions…seriously…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

14

Aug

Candice Swanepoel Has Crabs of the Day

She also has slaves. She’s South African, that’s kinda what those racists do, especially when they own farms and her family owns farms. It’s not anyone’s fault, it is just historical fact we can’t deny. Just like how the AIDS rate in South Africa is high enough to make you probably consider using a condom with someone like Candice Swanepoel, if you had any control of your penis provided you ever got close enough to Candice Swanepoel. It would be more of a “let’s risk this and hope she gets pregnant, is religious, pro life and stuck to me forever, I could use the monthly stipend”…you would just need to tolerate her awful, abrasive, trashier than Australian accent, which I could easily do.

TO SEE HER BEHIND THE SCENES ON SET IN LINGERIE CLICK HERE

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2014

13

Aug

Candice Swanepoel’s Panty Ballet of the Day

Candice Swanepoel won instagram with these pics of her lean model body doing Ballet….because I guess when she was a South African slave runner with a farm that made her rich, she was being professionally trained in dance, like the other rich girls while the hired help was dying of AIDS, poverty, and all kind of other horrible things that happen in South Africa by white people to black people…it’s historical fact….just ask Nelson.

That said, thank god she did Ballet, because these pictures happened and I am very into them. I am cultured and respect the artform like that.

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2014

22

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Nipple on the Beach of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is probably at the point in her titty model, lingerie model, career where her nipple has been seen by pretty much everyone, that there is no need to really hide it on set…

She’s getting paid big money, she’s tired or hungover, or a wreck, at least that’s what her face is telling me, from having to actually wake up and leave the house to let assholes take pics of her for I assume minimum 30,000 dollars for the day…You know doing what she’d be doing at home all day, laying around, but in hair and make-up not at home…

I mean that’s the struggle…and when a tit falls out of a top…sometimes..it’s just all part of the job…comes with the territory – she’s a puppet and she may know it – but I have a feeling she probably thinks she’s a big deal and not a puppet at all…because rule number one about being a puppet master – is to never let the puppet know it’s a fucking puppet – otherwise it acts up..

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2014

16

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Dog in her Crotch of the Day

Whenever I see a girl who posts a picture of a dog in her vagina – or on her vagina – wither she’s naked or clothed, I always wonder if she’s ever slept nude with her dog, only to wake up to him licking her vagina, because she’s either got her period or didn’t shower, only to close her eyes for a few minutes before pushing the dog off saying “gross, wwwwww, OMG, I can’t…I Literally Can’t”…

Now I am not sure if that’s a testament to how twisted I am, or if it is more about how little faith I have in girls to not let a massive tongue on their vaginas knowing that no one will ever know they had the massive tongue on her vagina…

I know girls have been eaten out by dogs…just google that shit…it is disturbing…but my theory if one person posted that to the web…10000s of people are doing it…

Freaks.

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2014

08

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Boring for H&M of the Day

If you want to see a total misuse of a lingerie model, who dabbles in bikini modelling, and who I believe even has done some nude modelling, like this was the 90s and she was trying to pay rent, only it’s the 2014, and pretty much what you have to do when you sign up to be a model, you know you sell your body for money, you need to do what you’re told…kind of thing…

Just check out these Candice Swanepoel in H&M leather pants, not even focusing on her ass..

I mean H&M may be worth billions, and her 50,000 – 100,000 dollar day rate may not be anything for them, and sure cheap leather pants, can be erotic, depending how hot it is out and how many hours the girl has been wearing them…you know making them panties a little swampy…

But if you’re gonna book this talent, use it…If you go to a strip club, you don’t pay a girl to put on her track suit she wore to work…

This is some weird reverse vortex shit, I’m not sure I’m comfortable with.

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2014

02

Jul

A Day in the Life of Candice Swanepoel of the Day

Here is a video proving that just because she’s a model, does not mean she’s interesting, has anything important to say, or that she leads a fun life…

But in Candice Swanepoel’s defence, I stopped watching in the first 10 seconds, I have better shit to do with my time…but luckily you don’t….

She’s got a hot accent, her dairy farm that expiated black workers for generations bit was a little heavy, and the fact she’s not half naked a total misuse of her talent…

But I support her body…in spirt not financially like her Victoria’s Secret bra…so here is a horrible day in the life with her…

Here are the pics from this failed campaign:

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