Like heat stroke that you assume is a heart attack but that doesn’t kill you, because you are not that lucky on your miserable family vacation with your dog shit wife…..

Candice Swanepoel is coming in hot, so you can cum in your sock, or whatever you’re using as a pocket pussy these days, because of that dog shit wife forcing you to a life of masturbation cuz her fat ass doesn’t suck dick anymore….

Candice Swanepoel is older than your wife, she’s about 100, but I guess with modern tech these rich cunts get all the potions to make their pussy’s smell fresh, and their faces to look even more fresh…

She is 100 fucking years old, but she’s stripped down in a bikini to whore herself to sell her products and she’s substantial…

It’s a testament to how far two generations after her have fallen into the whole “internet best friend” relateable bullshit…

When really we need unattainable hotness…

RIGHT..

I’m sure there’s some photoshop involved inthis lie….but the internet is a lie and that’s why it’s enjoyable..

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I don’t follow the Epstein story because it bores me, but for some reason the entire world is obsessed with it like it hasn’t been a story that’s been circulating for more than the last 10 years….BORING…

The only funny aspect of the story is that the plane, his LOLITA EXPRESS as they call it was the former Victoria’s Secret plane, because Epstein had weirdo dealings with the pervert founder of Victoria’s Secret….

Which would lead a sleuth internet detective into connecting dots between Epstein, Victoria’s Secret and SEX TRAFFICKING…

Which would make one think that there is a high chance that the VS models are paid prostitutes for the rich and famous…

Which is something we all assumed all along anyway, it’s like how does a bitch with a plantation in South Africa end up in America being the number one brand ambassador for a mall brand…

BIG UNDERWEAR MAN…its’ a conspiracy….and Candice Swanepoel is one of their most loyal clones….

She’s barely worked outside the brand, even when the brand had to backburner her for political reasons in a WOKE era they kept her on payroll…

Even now that she’s in her 40s, they’ve still got her and the other one on payroll..

It could be the internet, where people don’t unfollow, keeping idiots famous forever and making me feel like we are in a time warp or groundhog day hell…

There was a time when these hot bitches retired and were swapped out with new hot bitches…

The good news is that I still think Old Lady Candy is candy I want my TONGUE up inside….

She’s still hot, old as shit, which is gross…but if you’re going to keep a hot model alive because your’e too lazy to find and train a new one, at least make it a hot one…not asome fat obese, toothless pig with aspergers, ADHD, POCS, Chronic Illness, myopia, AIDS and a limp with food allergies…who gets around on a mobility scooter…

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Candice Swanepoel may be old as shit, but she’s managed to rot better than most because she is just a superior being. An object for fitness and strength and even with her little implants removed, she’s got a body worth staring at, which is unnatural for a woman her age….

She is out here comparing her ass to other girl ass for the Miami magazine, which is where all these international models seem to go to die, which may make fore a more interesting Golden Girls, because their kind of aging out and dying is still the kind you’d go NECRO on, just put it in a warm bath so it feels alive…if you know what I mean.

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Candice Swanepoel has taken out her implants that you have probably jerked off to at least once…

She is old and probably realized that the inflammation was going to cause other auto immume issues that work against her life of over-working-out and starvation….

So get those fuckers out, because with that tight, lean, fit body, with that sculpted musculature, thanks to generations of her people surviving the harsh African conditions on their farms, you know slave driving is real fucking work, plus all those weird African diseases…..

Girl’s the last plantation owner in town….and I find her impressive, or at least the work ethic impressive, since she has not given up.

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You’d think they’d move on and find new pussy for their campaigns…Candice Swanepoel is old as shit now.

Whether she can strill throwdown, or still makes your panties drop as you dance in front of the mirror in women’s lingerie since it’s your fetish or not, doesn’t mean there aren’t younger and hotter chicks out there.

Victoria’s Secret just doesn’t turn their back on their human trafficked models, clearly because the human trafficked models have dirt on them, or are just well behaved because they are from the era where they sold their soul to the brand and committed to the brand at whatever price.

They did turn their back on the babes of VS for a while though, the woke years where they lost out to Kim Kardashian and other internet brands, because the fats and the uglies were mad at the army of hot chicks the brand used to become as big as they were….but they never fired Alessandra Ambrosio after 40…so they are loyal…despite publicly deciding to use fatties and uglies….and Kendall Jenner and the Hadids because they are big influencers….

Well they are back…and since Swanepoel is still pretty perfect…I’m ok with it…in reality, even if she was 300 pounds eating donuts in a pair of soiled panties from her last period before menopause 7 years ago….I’d still be into it.

It’s Candice Swanepoel…freaks…

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Candice Swanepoel must be in her mid to late 40s by now, I guess a simple google or CHATGPT prompt would ANSWER this question, but that would require too much effort and I pride myself on being an ADHD retard who doesn’t know anything about anything.

It allows me to have razor sharp focus, at least for a minute, on the tits…and in Candice’s case the ass.

I don’t know if this picture is recent, she posted it last week. but it is in Black and White so it makes me think it’s from her youth in South Africa in the 1950s, when color film was hard to come by because they were so far removed…

She is wearing leggings, which could be seen as too modern for the 1950, but we weren’t there so what the fuck do I know…

Other than that she still gives boners, all these years later, in her leggings, showing ass, with that Model Body that Victoria’s Secret human trafficked into our lives and held prisoner all these years….

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Candice Swanepoel is probably in her 40s by now, but the good news is that not all women age out the same way, especially when they make millions of dollars based on the way they look and see starving themselves out and working out and focusing 100 percent of their energy into looking good as an investment into their future…

You know drag on the hotness as long as you can, so that when you show up to fashion events in sheer dresses with the hot model nipples raging, we can still attempt to jerk off to it like it was the early days of her VS Model career.

I’ve been a consistent fan of this one, not because South African whites are racists…but it is adds a layer to her in this everything is woke era….sometimes you just need a colonialist set of tits that probably had slaves on her farm in her lifetime…I’m not sure what for, I’m here for the tits.

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Candice Swanepoel was at one time the best in Victoria’s Secret mall brand models. She was committed to the Big Underwear Empire that trafficked her from South Africa and allowed her to live a life of freedom in America, far removed from the racism the White South African landowner must endure after years of being racist White South African landowners…

She’s old as shit, but she’s kept herself fit in these years of sadness far removed from the only brand partner she ever knew….

She has her own line that probably makes her millions and that is probably backed by Victoria’s Secret as part of their strategy to survive the bad press they’ve received all those years.

It made strategic sense to give their stars their own brands, under their own brand names, removed from their captors…but it still looks like the last 6 years, Candice has been starving and I like that about her and her peri-menopause….too old to impregnate but not too old to want to impregnate…

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Candice Swanepoel is the Victoria’s Secret legend who was probably given her own kind of golden parachute in the form of a push up bra and a bikini brand of her own that they’d manage all the logistics of because why would a hot South African model know anything about merchandising or brand building when historically her career was based on being hot and having her picture taken.

Well, despite being fired from Victoria’s Secret for being too hot in an era where they want everyone to be dumpy trolls with retardations and ailments that scream inclusivity, like we live in some kind of parody movie that makes zero fucking sense….but that everyone ran with until realizing that “hey this shit doesn’t make sense”….because the collective was headed in one direction that made no sense but they went with it to not stand out as outliers, it’s easier to fit in, GET ANOTHER SHOT FAUCI and the outliers slowly penetrated their minds with logic and reason..

So HOT chicks are back, unfortunatley Candice is older and had her tits removed but still a hot chick…

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