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2014

22

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Nipple on the Beach of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is probably at the point in her titty model, lingerie model, career where her nipple has been seen by pretty much everyone, that there is no need to really hide it on set…

She’s getting paid big money, she’s tired or hungover, or a wreck, at least that’s what her face is telling me, from having to actually wake up and leave the house to let assholes take pics of her for I assume minimum 30,000 dollars for the day…You know doing what she’d be doing at home all day, laying around, but in hair and make-up not at home…

I mean that’s the struggle…and when a tit falls out of a top…sometimes..it’s just all part of the job…comes with the territory – she’s a puppet and she may know it – but I have a feeling she probably thinks she’s a big deal and not a puppet at all…because rule number one about being a puppet master – is to never let the puppet know it’s a fucking puppet – otherwise it acts up..

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2014

16

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Dog in her Crotch of the Day

Whenever I see a girl who posts a picture of a dog in her vagina – or on her vagina – wither she’s naked or clothed, I always wonder if she’s ever slept nude with her dog, only to wake up to him licking her vagina, because she’s either got her period or didn’t shower, only to close her eyes for a few minutes before pushing the dog off saying “gross, wwwwww, OMG, I can’t…I Literally Can’t”…

Now I am not sure if that’s a testament to how twisted I am, or if it is more about how little faith I have in girls to not let a massive tongue on their vaginas knowing that no one will ever know they had the massive tongue on her vagina…

I know girls have been eaten out by dogs…just google that shit…it is disturbing…but my theory if one person posted that to the web…10000s of people are doing it…

Freaks.

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2014

08

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Boring for H&M of the Day

If you want to see a total misuse of a lingerie model, who dabbles in bikini modelling, and who I believe even has done some nude modelling, like this was the 90s and she was trying to pay rent, only it’s the 2014, and pretty much what you have to do when you sign up to be a model, you know you sell your body for money, you need to do what you’re told…kind of thing…

Just check out these Candice Swanepoel in H&M leather pants, not even focusing on her ass..

I mean H&M may be worth billions, and her 50,000 – 100,000 dollar day rate may not be anything for them, and sure cheap leather pants, can be erotic, depending how hot it is out and how many hours the girl has been wearing them…you know making them panties a little swampy…

But if you’re gonna book this talent, use it…If you go to a strip club, you don’t pay a girl to put on her track suit she wore to work…

This is some weird reverse vortex shit, I’m not sure I’m comfortable with.

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2014

02

Jul

A Day in the Life of Candice Swanepoel of the Day

Here is a video proving that just because she’s a model, does not mean she’s interesting, has anything important to say, or that she leads a fun life…

But in Candice Swanepoel’s defence, I stopped watching in the first 10 seconds, I have better shit to do with my time…but luckily you don’t….

She’s got a hot accent, her dairy farm that expiated black workers for generations bit was a little heavy, and the fact she’s not half naked a total misuse of her talent…

But I support her body…in spirt not financially like her Victoria’s Secret bra…so here is a horrible day in the life with her…

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2014

26

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Posted a Bikini Pic of the Day

She is a bikini model. This shouldn’t be news, noticed or cared for…Why give her attention when she’s just doing what she’s supposed to. It is like celebrating me for every blog post I post that no one reads…it’s my fucking thing, it’s part of who I am, it is what I do…only she’s a half naked millionaire model, and I am obese and just bought 5 beers with Nickels…so I guess…it’s not the same thing at all..

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2014

11

Jun

Candice Swanepoel and Others at the Some Silly Party of the Day

I am not a fan of Maxim, if anything they are garbage and my enemy…

Sure they used to pay me month yin the past, for a solid few years to promote their nonsense because despite being a big brand, I was a substantially bigger website than them…

Sure they featured me in their Magazine in 2007, because I am a handsome man…they even had a catered photoshoot set up for me…it was quite lovely…

But they are still low level garbage, that I guess are making a comeback, and their top 100 is some arbitrary nonsense, that only old bitches in their 30s think have nay bearing…

I mock Maxim, and their low level hustle all the time, their lawyers are fucking on my ass, and not in a prison rape this is better than jerking off kind of way…they try to sue me all the time, cuz they are run by lawyers…so they are essentially dead to me..

But I’ll still look at the pussy in attendance of their shit, and judge them for participating in the event for the brand because it is shit..

But girls will do anything for attention, for red carpet hustle…and here is the winner Candice Swanepoel, who is pretty hot…


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Here is Sophia Bush who is pretty old, but in a Weird See Through Dress that you’ll like cuz you can see what could be granny panties…


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Here is some Samantha Hoopes, old looking but brand new model in a hot dress…


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2014

05

Jun

Candice Swanepoel is an Instgram Fitness Model of the Day

I guess Candice Swanepoel has figured out that Instagram is designed to make models you would otherwise only know for the A-List guys they have sex with and their lingerie modelling work, to have a platform to showcase their fabulous, luxurious, celebrity life…I mean that and fitness pornography….

So she’s jumped on the Izabel Goulart bandwagon and started humping the air in fitness apparel, because her handers at Victoria’s Secret fitness realize “If we own the bitch, created the bitch, let’s use the bitch’s instagram to sell our product of her in selfie videos”…because you know if it was up to Candice, she’d probably be kicking’ it not on instagram…unless of course she’s an egotistical, narcissist who believes she belongs in front of the camera to share her beauty with the world…and I have a feeling that’s exactly what she does….

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2014

30

May

Candice Swanepoel Boring in Lucky Magazine of the Day

This just in…Candice Swanepoel is more interesting when she’s half naked in lingerie…which is something that also applies to pretty much every fucking girl…but even more so when the girl only exists because of getting half naked and has a responsibility to be half naked…at all times…anywhere she goes…she got her American Work Visa and stole American Jobs..by getting half naked…so when she’s not half naked…I feel she’s got a little too comfortable…maybe even lazy…it’s the American way..

Here she is IN LEOPARD PANTS in NYC

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2014

21

May

Candice Swanepoel Makes Instagram Comedy of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is out making viral videos on Youtube…to showcase that’s she’s more than just a half naked babe, there’s depth to her, beyond just a set of fake tits and a rocking fit body…that makes millions…and that depth is a sexy as fuck accent…

I don’t really get what’s going on here, or why she is bothering, we don’t need personality bitch, that’s not how you made you money, that’s not how you escaped being rich in South Africa to be Rich in America….it’s not even funny, but I did just masturbate to it, so I guess it’s good enough..but in my defence – I masturbate to everything…

Here’s another one…

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