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2016

09

Feb

Candice Swanepoel’s Great Ass of the Day

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I posted a bunch of VS modeling pics featuring Candice Swanepoel’s old, boring, experienced ass…

But for some reason I didn’t most the one where her and some other model are standing off like a couple of bucking wild animals or primates in some battle of territory…with their asses pushed up to the air…making their asses look rounder and more amazing than they probably are…in a threesome you’ll never have…unless you’re a big film producer and the answer to making them Hollywood stars after this whole VS thing fizzles..not that Candice is allowed to do anything besides VS…they own her…you know like her South African family owned black people…but as long as they produce pics like this…I’m ok with that..

Here are the pics I already posted…

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2016

03

Feb

Candice Swanepoel Still Does Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel still does Victoria’s Secret, it’s really all she fucking knows. It’s the only job she’s really had, and since they saved her from South AFrican black crimes against racist slave driving white people, and HIV…so much HIV….but giving her a work Visa and celebrity…she owes it to them…

She’s currently engaged, but that doesn’t mean she hasn’t fucked countless rich dudes while dating her gay looking fiance…she’s pushing 30…and still has a rocking fucking body..but I still find her totally fucking boring….

We live in a world that being hot and half naked is enough to get noticed, followed or a like…but to really have impact…bitch needs a personality…or maybe I’m just low testosterone and not enough of a caveman to think “girls are just pussy, this girl is good pussy, even if this pussy is diseased, I’ll conquer it like a fucking primate”….and I’m all sensitive and shit, thinking “please do something more than the same fucking thing you’ve always done – 9 years later”….because I can just cross reference those pics, when she was young and better…why would I want to look at her at 30 doing it…when I have access to her youth…ya know…I know..

But then again, Victoria’s Secret, like everything have taken a cue from instagram and made their traditionally typical, the exact same shoots, for the same product shoots, more snapshot feelin’ and real…I mean bitch is actually smiling and having fun…weird..

The “Easter Egg” in these pics is the one with her wrinkled faceand double CHIN…just how we like our models…

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2016

27

Jan

Candice Swanepoel’s Ass of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is trying to milk her celebrity as much as she can because she’s old and tired and throwing out nude pics, or in this case ass in thong pics, since it is really what her career is based on, like an overpaid showgirl, because when a lingerie model gets married, she’s ready to throw in the towel and the fantasy…a fantasy she barely every brought…because she’s had this great body, this great face, but this terribly boring EVERYTHING else about her..which I guess you could argue was nothing, there was nothing else to her or any girl who has a body and face like this…and I guess you’re right and I’m crazy to expect more out of the girls I want to jerk off to..

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2016

08

Jan

Candice Swanepoel Engaged Ass of the Day

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I like seeing these pictures of Candice Swanepoel making out with her longtime boyfriend…who she is now engaged to, because that’s how models do these things, they get old and pregnant and are still hot, but the mom hot kind, which is really only appealing to 60 year old billionaires, tired of fucking the 20 year old models, because they just aren’t serious enough…

The reason I like seeing these pictures of her kissing up on her longtime boyfriend…is because I know people who have fucked her in the last 10 years of her “dating” him…maybe they were on a break, or maybe he was like “my girlfriend is Candice Swanepoel, I’ll let her fuck anything she wants as long as the money comes in, and if I stick with her, I’ll marry her and we’ll make good looking babies, who cares who she fucks for work, she’s a model and that’s code for hooker anywhere, and no one needs to know, we can pretend it never happened”….it’s usually the story of every wife, you know her husband fucking hookers on business trips…but the opposite, since she’s the one with the job and thus the dick…

I guess what I am saying is all relationships are lie, some of them just have better asses..and make more money than others.

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2015

22

Dec

Candice Swanepoel’s Instagram Filtered for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Yes, Candice Swanepoel, despite being old in model years, played out in terms of Victoria’s Secret exposure, because the girl does campaign after campaign after campaign, where the brand really gets their money worth and pretty much have an exclusivity on her, in modern day slave ownership, that involved shipping her to America from South Africa, to pose half naked for a bunch of perverts selling panties, as her VS work accounts for 95 percent of her paid work and probably 75% of all images that exist of her…but she’s got this great body….a body that now looks like it was soaked in horse piss, really rich in uric acid, as Victoria’s Secret decided to take the Instagram filter approach to their branding….and I guess it makes her look golden and tanned…even vintage…all while rocking a hot body…so who really cares how these people style this nonsense…it’s all got the same outcome…a reminder of how basic we once were when capable of jerking off to this kind of content….

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2015

18

Dec

Candice Swanpoel Softcore Porn Posing of the Day

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I’ve always appreciated Candice Swanepoel….

Not for her huge personality, or for all the exciting things she’s done, or even because she’s a South African and in being a South African, she’s totally fucking racist, entitled and a slave driver…..I have appreciated her because she has pretty much kept to herself, seemingly knowing her purpose in life, only to come out when her handlers need her, to show off her great fucking body, that is a great fucking body…

I guess she realizes that she’s being replaced, that the end is near…and that comes hand in hand with being almost 30 and finally being engaged to her longterm boyfriend she’s obviously cheated on as she’s a model and that’s what they do…so she’s stepping up the game…by showing the coloration of her asshole..

Now, I’m sure she’s bleached her asshole, but I can still make out the ring of her asshole, in this skimpy bikini bottoms on set for her owners Victoria’s Secret, and whenever a girl openly shows me or the world her asshole, I have to celebrate her, because the asshole is the gateway to a girl’s soul…

Not to mention…all her poses are so fucking porny, it’s like the covershoot fo a porn DVD…something like 80s Beach Fuck 32…or maybe even one of those 80s Glamour model poster…Only I guess it’s more expensive..because this is finance by mall brand money…

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2015

03

Dec

Candice Swanepoel and Sara Sampaio Tanlines of the Day

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South African Candice Swanepoe…is at the tailend of her career…she’s hot…has an amazing body….Victoria’s Secret did a great job branding her and making her famous and all that shit…but they made her a live mannequin…she’s got zero personality, has done nothing much beyond Victoria’s Secret…has never left her shell and at 30…that stops being cute…

But as a tan line fetishists, I seriously used to look up girls with tanlines for a minute of my extensive masturbation career in the 90s and loved it…this pulling down her bikini bottoms for you to fantasy about her bikini bottom….with defined landing stip lights to guide you…like the white pussy is from a different girl than the brown girl we are used to…making this amazing to me…

She’s with Sara Sampaio, the portugese New Adriana Lima…since the old one and her wax replica are clearly done…and no one really cares about, except maybe Portuguese people, who get excited when all their crazy tacky Christmas lights work….or in this case..their model pulls out her half tanned ass…

So much porn, so little time..

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2015

25

Nov

Candice Swanepoel Ass of the Day

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Old lady model Candice Swanepoel loves posting pics of her bare ass…

Even though she spent the decade long career being non-nude and boring as fuck…

ALl of a sudden she’s done a nude shoot or two and I guess she’s loved the attention or feedback…possibly even getting a wet pussy, soaking through panties over it…as girls do…when guys jerk off to them….making her come out of her shell…

Luckily, it’s not in a too little too late situation…it’s in a just fine, keep showing the ass but next time spread it apart for me cuz I like asshole situation..which is a common thread in my life…

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2015

10

Nov

Candice Swanepoel Victoria’s Secret Fitting of the Day

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She’s getting old…but I guess so are all of us, included by not limited to the appeal of Victoria’s Secret, or their “fashion show” infomercial they taped yesterday…people are onto this shitty marketing shit…but the general moron population, living in their shitty debt filled, mall shopper life…love it…

They see these bitches and think, “if I get them there panties, I’ll look that good for my brother Cletus…”…because incest is the only answer to being so fucking dumb, and into this shit…but I guess rich kids love this shit too, they all want to model for it…dreams…mall brand dreams…

Here’s Candice for old times, since she’s on the outs…

If you’re more interested in the new blood…here’s Romee Strijid…the new blood…leaving the VS building…skinny as fuck…with bra…

TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE

I like hot girls, but they are everywhere, I don’t need some dated brand to tell me what pussy I want to stare at half naked…I can do that myself…and the answer is all pussy half naked..

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2015

29

Oct

Candice Swanepoel’s in Panties in Miami of the Day

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Here’s Candice Swanepoel in doing her retirement tour…and showing the young replacements how it’s done…even when you’re older and it’s harder to maintain the ridiculous ass…and she’s looking, at least from this angle, is amazing….and not too old for me, even when she’s on the outs with Victoria’s Secret….she matters…as long I can see her vagina definition…

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TO SEE THE REST OF HER IN CONCERT OF THE DAY
CLICK HERE

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2015

28

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Naked on the Beach of the Day

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I wonder if Candice Swanepoel’s South African farm employees like her as much as the general public do…

Or do they think she’s part of a rich, oppressive, slave driving family, exploiting them as they work the fields like migrant workers…even though they are South African natives….

But then again, I know nothing about South Africa, other than it’s the most racist of places in the world, where whites came in a mistreated black people, getting rich off the resources…

Maybe South Africa farming is highly regulated, and they only hire registered workers..and pay them legally..because I couldn’t imagine rich white people fucking the system to remain rich…that could never happen…

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TO SEE PICS OF HER LONG LEGS IN SHORTS IN MIAMI CLICK HERE

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2015

02

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Has a Personality of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is one of Victoria’s Secret key girls, who’s career has strictly been about being a Victoria’s Secret model, sure she’s done a few things, but the majority of her work and relevance has been the Victoria’s Secret generic catalog pose that she’s mastered…

Sure they are preparing to put her to pasture, they’ve paid her too much the last decade, they’ve done good for her, and I guess as a gesture, despite being the only reason she exists…like this brand OWNS this bitch…they’ve allowed her to show some personality, because I guess she’s paid her dues, and they realize that if they give her the chance to show some personality, maybe she’ll be able to get some TV work down the line…TV work they’ll probably get 20% or more off any money she makes, you know seeing as they created her….

So here’s Candice Swanepoel, fun, half naked, being cute…and take it in, she’s on the outs and is already being replaced by the younger pussy…because as anyone with a wife knows…younger pussy is better pussy…

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2015

14

Sep

Candice Swanepoel Falls for Givenchy of the DAy

Candice Swanepoel, the graceful, boring, Victoria’s Secret Model, who I guess also dabbles in fashion modeling, because she was walking, or at least trying to walk for Givenchy…

I guess it’s safe to say…it’s the fall collection…right…Or maybe it’s just the end of summer and the beginning of fall….or maybe I should kill myself…with my fall jokes when I have nothing to say about an unmemorable model, doing what is probably the most substantial thing she’s ever done, but not just being unevntful…

Maybe wearing clothes threw her off, you know used to being in bra and panties…or maybe she just slipped because she’s been starving herself and feels so weak…or maybe…it was just a accident….and maybe there’s someone out there who jerks off to accidents…and I know there is…because there’s someone out there willing to jerk off to anything…

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2015

09

Sep

Candice Swanepoel Grinds her Vag of the Day

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I have no idea why I feel compelled to post this ad for some Jeans company that isn’t paying me to promote their ad that they probably paid a lot of money for…

But I think it has something to do with Candice Swanepoel grinding her recently engaged vag onto some male model head..

I am not that excited by model on male model head…if anything I find it boring, but I find Candice Swanepoel boring…hot but boring…and the only redeeming thing she has going for her is that she’s a racist slave owner in South Africa…not because I am a racist or into South African racists, but at least she’s got something going on other than posing half naked for money…

I guess what I am trying to say is why did they censor her tits…I get it…to promote their product…but this should create an outrage…riots…show us the tits we can just google to see….because we don’t like recycling our tit pics…we always want new tit pics…

TO SEE HER VICTORIA”S SECRET BORING AS FUCK CATALOG PICS CLICK HERE

To see her in some random magazine, still hot…still boring…

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2015

03

Sep

Candice Swanepoel Trying to be Hot for Social Media of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel bores me…

I don’t know why she’s suddenly scrambling on social media to get noticed. Maybe Victoria’s Secret gave her notice that they won’t be renewing her contract and she realized that she’s a one trick pony and that the world on sees her as one of their imported models…who only does Victoria’s Secret campaigns and without Victoria’s Secret she’s nothing….

Because unlike all the other old, washed up, Victoria’s Secret girls, who are still hot, this one has nothing really exciting going on for her, and hasn’t done anything that exciting…

The only press or scandal she’s ever had was getitng engaged to her long time boyfriend…fuck off…

So now she’s pushing these lingerie pics out there…in a “Look at Me, I’m here”….but she’s gotta do the Miranda Kerr and marry into hollywood then fuck bieber, or the shit the other girls are doing like hanging out with Taylor Swift, or even do the Heidi Klum and throw a quirky Halloween party so people know you’re weird…and not just because you fuck, marry, reproduce with a massive black man with a voice of an angel…

What I’m saying is that even with THESE VINTAGE NUDES and her RECENT ONES FOR LUI …she’s dull…as fuck…

So here are some safe, hot body, boring, pics of her body….

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