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2014

06

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Just Broke Victoria’s Secret Modeling of the Day

I’m pretty sure it is safe to say this is the best there’s ever been for Victoria’s Secret and their leaked behind the scenes bikini pictures…

Take it in…this doesn’t happen pretty much ever – but the industry is competitive now, and they are heading into Holiday season – gotta generate buzz and what better way than by using their star – the girl they imported from Africa and created…

I mean models showing tits isn’t exciting – it’s what they do – but Victoria’s Secret is such an archaic and Christian friendly brand…that the only way they could make it edgy is with “paparazzi” who were invited on set to shoot this…because even the most Christian of brands are a bunch of fucking perverts…who like tits, exploit women, and pretend that they don’t…because it’s all part of the scam….

Clever…amazing…it’s sunday night and I’m drunk…

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2014

25

Sep

Candice Swanepoel Possible Nipples on Instagram of the Day

Candice Swanepoel posted this picture of what may or may not be her in a white see through mesh looking shirt with no bra on…because this picture is not about her possible amazing model implant tits…that live above her amazing model waist to hip ratio….and amazing model ass…straight from South Africa…it’s about the waterfall people.

You know the beauty that nature can be…but for some reason all I keep doing is zooming in and out for nipple.

Pretty ridiculous since you can see her nude HERE and in a ton of her other model work…but I can’t help myself.

TO SEE SOME OF HER VICTORIA’S SECRET CATALOG WORK CLICK HERE

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2014

22

Sep

Possible Candice Swanepoel Behind the Scenes Pics of the Day

There is no real way to know whether these Candice Swanepoel pics are legit or not. I mean they look like at least three girls I’ve had sex with recently, and sure I have sex with models, or at least girls with model bodies, because why the fuck not, so that’s not really saying much, other than all girls should look like this, and if they don’t they don’t count as girls…

I don’t know if this is part of any celebrity nude leak, I mean if they are legit. I figure I’ll know if the lawyers come knocking, but really why would they. She’s naked in her fashion work as is. I can google “Candice Vag” and find it nicely shot, professionaly…the idea of selfies, is just to make these people seem more real to you, even though you’ll never meet them.

Meaning, her fashion stuff is far hotter as a picture, nude selfies, hotter as a concept…and these ones are not offensive, filled with dick, spread eagled and just lovely…even if they aren’t Candice…I am a fan.

Seriously – amazing…aint nothing wrong with any of this..

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2014

18

Sep

Candice Swanepoel’s Russell James Outtakes of the Day

These are outtakes of Candice Swanepoel from some Russell James pictures…

That’s all that needs to be said…

I mean other than that this guy shoots all of Victoria’s Secret stuff, meaning he is the guy behind all the shitty catalog shoots, but in his spare time he creates this kind of nipples filled magic…making me wonder why a little more of this, his actual work…isn’t applied to that…his money making sell out work…and the whole thing is upsetting…it’s like no nipples for Victoria’s Secret, because it is against the American Christian way…and distributing nipples to households around America would be considered obscene and would bite into profits…so instead of taking a stance to help lighten people up about tits…let’s just photoshop nipples out of our sheer sweatshop underwear – and pretend people don’t have them…anatomy revisionists for Christ…even though the owners of Victoria’s Secret are Jewish…

But at least someone, one of their own, Russell James, is taking advantage of the models willing to get naked on camera…and taking those pictures…that need to be taken…all while financed by Victoria’s Secret…so I guess they aren’t as bad as their catalogs make them out to be…but then again I am not one of their factory workers…I’m strictly basing my opinion on these nipples.

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2014

16

Sep

Candice Swanepoel Fat Rolls of the Day

Candice Swanepoel, celebrated Victoria’s Secret Model, is seen here, sitting, with her belly hanging out and fat rolls practically hanging over her bikini bottoms, in what is seriously vile an disgusting, letting herself go, maybe she’s pregnant behavior that is unacceptable by my standards for a Victoria’s Secret model, even though Victoria’s Secret seems pretty keen on their Brazilian Catholic unit getting knocked the fuck up on the regular…

I mean to think girls aspire to have bodies like this is repulsive. It’s hardly anorexic enough. Doesn’t she know what her fucking job is…and why she’s made the millions…seriously…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

14

Aug

Candice Swanepoel Has Crabs of the Day

She also has slaves. She’s South African, that’s kinda what those racists do, especially when they own farms and her family owns farms. It’s not anyone’s fault, it is just historical fact we can’t deny. Just like how the AIDS rate in South Africa is high enough to make you probably consider using a condom with someone like Candice Swanepoel, if you had any control of your penis provided you ever got close enough to Candice Swanepoel. It would be more of a “let’s risk this and hope she gets pregnant, is religious, pro life and stuck to me forever, I could use the monthly stipend”…you would just need to tolerate her awful, abrasive, trashier than Australian accent, which I could easily do.

TO SEE HER BEHIND THE SCENES ON SET IN LINGERIE CLICK HERE

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2014

13

Aug

Candice Swanepoel’s Panty Ballet of the Day

Candice Swanepoel won instagram with these pics of her lean model body doing Ballet….because I guess when she was a South African slave runner with a farm that made her rich, she was being professionally trained in dance, like the other rich girls while the hired help was dying of AIDS, poverty, and all kind of other horrible things that happen in South Africa by white people to black people…it’s historical fact….just ask Nelson.

That said, thank god she did Ballet, because these pictures happened and I am very into them. I am cultured and respect the artform like that.

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2014

22

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Nipple on the Beach of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is probably at the point in her titty model, lingerie model, career where her nipple has been seen by pretty much everyone, that there is no need to really hide it on set…

She’s getting paid big money, she’s tired or hungover, or a wreck, at least that’s what her face is telling me, from having to actually wake up and leave the house to let assholes take pics of her for I assume minimum 30,000 dollars for the day…You know doing what she’d be doing at home all day, laying around, but in hair and make-up not at home…

I mean that’s the struggle…and when a tit falls out of a top…sometimes..it’s just all part of the job…comes with the territory – she’s a puppet and she may know it – but I have a feeling she probably thinks she’s a big deal and not a puppet at all…because rule number one about being a puppet master – is to never let the puppet know it’s a fucking puppet – otherwise it acts up..

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2014

16

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Dog in her Crotch of the Day

Whenever I see a girl who posts a picture of a dog in her vagina – or on her vagina – wither she’s naked or clothed, I always wonder if she’s ever slept nude with her dog, only to wake up to him licking her vagina, because she’s either got her period or didn’t shower, only to close her eyes for a few minutes before pushing the dog off saying “gross, wwwwww, OMG, I can’t…I Literally Can’t”…

Now I am not sure if that’s a testament to how twisted I am, or if it is more about how little faith I have in girls to not let a massive tongue on their vaginas knowing that no one will ever know they had the massive tongue on her vagina…

I know girls have been eaten out by dogs…just google that shit…it is disturbing…but my theory if one person posted that to the web…10000s of people are doing it…

Freaks.

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