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2015

17

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Cheats on Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Here she is for Paola & Murray Swimwwear…because I guess Victoria’s Secret is licensing her out…seeing as she is property of theirs as they made her….

I mean we don’t even know if she’s human or from a lab…because she’s pretty much perfect enough to not be fucking human…even in her old model age…which is a funny concept..because she’s probably barely 30…yet almost done.

At least she cashed the fuck in when she had the chance, not that she needed to, her family are South Africa blood diamond farmers…this is just more of a Gigi Hadid level of “I did it on my own” vanity…and I’m glad it happened…because not enough girls in the world look like Candice Swanepoel…

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2015

10

Mar

Candice Swanepoel for Osmoze of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is a model….this is her modeling…for a company that isn’t Victoria’s Secret, because I guess they let her out of her cage every once in a while, but maybe this is a company the Victoria’s Secret people own part of, and they figure why not take the white girl they found eating out of Garbage before Nelson Mandela saved her and gave her to America…for promo modeling….because she’s hot..

So thank Nelson Mandela for saving the rich white people from South Africa from a life of underpaying and mistreating the black natives…without apartheid there would be no Swanepoel…

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2015

04

Mar

Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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I think the most exciting thing about Candice Swanepoel is that she only gets paid 100,000 dollars from Victoria’s Secret. It’s like here you all were thinking she was all rich and famous thanks to Victoria’s Secret, and bitch isn’t even making a million dollars a year…she’s just thrown into the good life because of her celebrity, but can’t actually afford the good life, leading to being forced to date a billionaire who can afford her….

I mean, that and how good she looks in a bathing suit, that is part of Victoria’s Secret new push, the premise of their new infomercial on primetime TV, the whole go after Sports Illustrated and win attitude…that makes all you losers who watch this shit winners too, because instead of watching whatever shitty show you watch, you’ll get to see girls in a bikini, something that probably doesn’t happen in your shitty trailer park too often…right…

Here are other pics from their SWIM catalog:

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2015

02

Mar

Candice Swanepoel for Gilles Bensimon of the Day

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I don’t expect you to know who Gilles Bensimon is, but he is one of the more legendary fashion photographers, who I guess peaked in the 80s, when he was the creative director for Elle magazine…

He was married to people like Elle Macpherson, who is one of my favorites, and less interestingly, Kelly Bensimon, who got knocked up by him and who allowed her to go onto the exciting legacy of The Real Desperate Housewives of New York…

All this to say, he shot Candice Swanepoel, wet, in panties, looking amazing, because she is amazing…if fact she’s probably the best thing Victoria’s Secret has ever done…and I guess being a photographer since the 60s…shooting every fucking babe ever….makes you pretty capable of this kind of amazing..

But then again he only has 22,000 follower on instagram…that’s like nothing compared to all the photographers on instagram pushing millions of followers for their shitty, obvious, bottom feeding pictures…making me wonder if he really matters….or can even call himself a photographer…right?

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2015

16

Feb

Candice Swanepoel’s in Some Magazine of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel did Self Magazine…who cares…she’s a model…that is what she does…here are the pics..

She Also Did a Hot Shoot for Maxim, even though I fucking hate Maxim and they try to sue me all the fucking time, even though they used to pay me to link them – because they are assholes….To see those pics CLICK HERE

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2015

06

Feb

Some Victoria’s Secret Because It is Valentine’s Day of the Day

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Here’s some Victoria’s Secret catalog shit…because Victoria’s Secret doesn’t pay me shit, they just put models in bikinis, and I jump to give them free promotion, like a dancing fucking monkey who works for the fucking Banana at the end of the show….

I mean hot girls, in lingerie…worth looking at…but ultimately…it’s not sucking your dick, ass and balls…so who fucking gives a fuck about them and their billion dollar a year manipulation…oh right…you do..

Its their most lucrative time of the year….so they are promoting aggressively…

TO SEE PICS OF THEM AT SOME EVENT CLICK HERE

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2015

04

Feb

Candice Swanepoel in Catalog Lingerie of the DAy

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Candice Swanepoel posted a couple of hot pics to her social media, I like them because she’s hot, and it reminds me that if you have enough money you can own people, because this is probably mandated as part of her Victoria’s Secret contract, because they know how many girls would work for them for free, and that they made Candice the hot commodity that she is, and that she owes them, so much that they essentially take advantage of her….

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Here’s a Victoria’s Secret Gallery for Valentine’s Day….and this is their second busiest time of the year…where they hit up all the men who can’t put any real thought or creative into their gifts for their low expectation, mall shopping girls…who would rather they save their extra money for a trip to Vegas or Disney World…I mean they’ve been waiting their whole life for it, but could never muster up the 500 dollars it costs to fly and stay in Vegas for a weekend….even though I can come up with 500 dollars and I am a broken drunk…that’s just poor financial planning on your end…

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2015

28

Jan

Candice Swanepoel’s Denim Campaign of the DAy

Candice Swanepoel has released a line of denim that I think she may or may not be the designer for….something that requires very little effort because the design intern who actually went to fashion school does all the work…Candice just has to try them on, endorse them, think she gave the OK on the design, and feel like she got a validated career, other than just being a set of tits in panties for an Evil Corporation, not nearly as evil as the Whites in South Africa she belongs to!

Side note, I like her narcissistic t-shirt…it’s very now…since everyone loves their vapid little selves thanks to social media.

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2015

16

Jan

Candice Swanepoel’s Behind the Scenes Shoot of the Day

Candice Swanepoel makes me laugh…

not because I spoke about her to a South African last night, saying that her family had slaves, only for a defensive white South African to say “We don’t have slaves and haven’t since the 1790s”…to which I said…well her farm hands are all black and you can assume they aren’t being paid well…which to me is slavery…to which she said “if you pay someone enough to buy some food and provide them transport to their aids ridden tribal village, it isn’t slavery…slavery is when you own them”….

not because she from a High AIds Rate country…

But because she’s a nude and topless model, yet she’s so private while changing on set as to not show the paparazzi her tits…..even though we’ve all seen her tits…and they are just TITS….tits….


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2015

14

Jan

Candice and Doutzem Kroes for Manic Magazine of the Day

I don’t know anything about Manic Magazine, but I think it is safe to say that their editorial team, or their creative director, or whoever the fuck works at the magazine coordinating shoots, has done a great job scanning pics from random Victoria’s Secret Catalogs…I mean unless they actually had access to Doutzen Kroes and Candice Swanepoel and decided that they’ll uses them exactly how they are always used, even though they are willing to do so much more…in which case…is a total fucking fail…

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