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2015

29

Oct

Candice Swanepoel’s in Panties in Miami of the Day

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Here’s Candice Swanepoel in doing her retirement tour…and showing the young replacements how it’s done…even when you’re older and it’s harder to maintain the ridiculous ass…and she’s looking, at least from this angle, is amazing….and not too old for me, even when she’s on the outs with Victoria’s Secret….she matters…as long I can see her vagina definition…

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2015

28

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Naked on the Beach of the Day

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I wonder if Candice Swanepoel’s South African farm employees like her as much as the general public do…

Or do they think she’s part of a rich, oppressive, slave driving family, exploiting them as they work the fields like migrant workers…even though they are South African natives….

But then again, I know nothing about South Africa, other than it’s the most racist of places in the world, where whites came in a mistreated black people, getting rich off the resources…

Maybe South Africa farming is highly regulated, and they only hire registered workers..and pay them legally..because I couldn’t imagine rich white people fucking the system to remain rich…that could never happen…

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2015

02

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Has a Personality of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is one of Victoria’s Secret key girls, who’s career has strictly been about being a Victoria’s Secret model, sure she’s done a few things, but the majority of her work and relevance has been the Victoria’s Secret generic catalog pose that she’s mastered…

Sure they are preparing to put her to pasture, they’ve paid her too much the last decade, they’ve done good for her, and I guess as a gesture, despite being the only reason she exists…like this brand OWNS this bitch…they’ve allowed her to show some personality, because I guess she’s paid her dues, and they realize that if they give her the chance to show some personality, maybe she’ll be able to get some TV work down the line…TV work they’ll probably get 20% or more off any money she makes, you know seeing as they created her….

So here’s Candice Swanepoel, fun, half naked, being cute…and take it in, she’s on the outs and is already being replaced by the younger pussy…because as anyone with a wife knows…younger pussy is better pussy…

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2015

14

Sep

Candice Swanepoel Falls for Givenchy of the DAy

Candice Swanepoel, the graceful, boring, Victoria’s Secret Model, who I guess also dabbles in fashion modeling, because she was walking, or at least trying to walk for Givenchy…

I guess it’s safe to say…it’s the fall collection…right…Or maybe it’s just the end of summer and the beginning of fall….or maybe I should kill myself…with my fall jokes when I have nothing to say about an unmemorable model, doing what is probably the most substantial thing she’s ever done, but not just being unevntful…

Maybe wearing clothes threw her off, you know used to being in bra and panties…or maybe she just slipped because she’s been starving herself and feels so weak…or maybe…it was just a accident….and maybe there’s someone out there who jerks off to accidents…and I know there is…because there’s someone out there willing to jerk off to anything…

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2015

09

Sep

Candice Swanepoel Grinds her Vag of the Day

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I have no idea why I feel compelled to post this ad for some Jeans company that isn’t paying me to promote their ad that they probably paid a lot of money for…

But I think it has something to do with Candice Swanepoel grinding her recently engaged vag onto some male model head..

I am not that excited by model on male model head…if anything I find it boring, but I find Candice Swanepoel boring…hot but boring…and the only redeeming thing she has going for her is that she’s a racist slave owner in South Africa…not because I am a racist or into South African racists, but at least she’s got something going on other than posing half naked for money…

I guess what I am trying to say is why did they censor her tits…I get it…to promote their product…but this should create an outrage…riots…show us the tits we can just google to see….because we don’t like recycling our tit pics…we always want new tit pics…

TO SEE HER VICTORIA”S SECRET BORING AS FUCK CATALOG PICS CLICK HERE

To see her in some random magazine, still hot…still boring…

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2015

03

Sep

Candice Swanepoel Trying to be Hot for Social Media of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel bores me…

I don’t know why she’s suddenly scrambling on social media to get noticed. Maybe Victoria’s Secret gave her notice that they won’t be renewing her contract and she realized that she’s a one trick pony and that the world on sees her as one of their imported models…who only does Victoria’s Secret campaigns and without Victoria’s Secret she’s nothing….

Because unlike all the other old, washed up, Victoria’s Secret girls, who are still hot, this one has nothing really exciting going on for her, and hasn’t done anything that exciting…

The only press or scandal she’s ever had was getitng engaged to her long time boyfriend…fuck off…

So now she’s pushing these lingerie pics out there…in a “Look at Me, I’m here”….but she’s gotta do the Miranda Kerr and marry into hollywood then fuck bieber, or the shit the other girls are doing like hanging out with Taylor Swift, or even do the Heidi Klum and throw a quirky Halloween party so people know you’re weird…and not just because you fuck, marry, reproduce with a massive black man with a voice of an angel…

What I’m saying is that even with THESE VINTAGE NUDES and her RECENT ONES FOR LUI …she’s dull…as fuck…

So here are some safe, hot body, boring, pics of her body….

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2015

02

Sep

Candice Swanepoel’s Topless in 2009 in a #TBT on a Wednesday of the Day

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#TBT on a Wednesday…because I’m so contemporary and elitist like a true old school hipster that I guess I’d prefer being called punk rock, even though I am so anti-establishment that I don’t participate in activities the general public has embraced and adopted, or slot myself into categories, you know, anti-establishment, anti-#ThrowbackThursday….anti-people, anarchy…

That said, Candice Swanepoel, one of the most dull yet hot bodies, zero personality, Victoria’s Secret model…was a little fun in 2009 where she got topless…in a shoot..

Not unlike her recent shoot for LUI MAGAZINE HERE But 6 years younger is always better on a 30 year old, end of her career model…

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2015

26

Aug

Candice Swanepoel Naked for LUI Magazine of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is a substantially boring model…yes, she looks good, has an amazing body, but she’s lazy in her career…she doesn’t make noise, she doesn’t make moves, she just does these shoots with very little personality…looking like some kind of robot or sex doll which is something that may be hot to some of you who hate women and everything they have to say…but I like a bit of flavor..

I don’t care if her body is tight, tens of thousands of girls are tight bodied….

I do think this move to get naked in a popular men’s magazine in France, that might as well be Playboy and that has produced some great nude shoots of models, is a start…headed in the right direction in this tail end of her career because I am sure she’s trying to scramble to hold onto the fame she’s managed to get from Victoria’s Secret…and if it involves naked…that’s solid enough for me….maybe there is more to Candice than just some South African rich white person riding the wave…

These are just preview pics…the rest will happen probably in the next 24 hours…stay tuned..

As expected, even when naked, she’s dull…

Joan Small was there too – I don’t feel like doing another post for her – so here are some pics…

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2015

18

Aug

Candice Swanepoel Naked and Engaged of the DAy

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Candice Swanepoel is apparently engaged to her longterm boyfriend and no one actually cares because Candice Swanepoel doesn’t matter..

She’ sold and tired looking now, her body still great, but her entire career she’s been uninteresting, uneventful and a total waste of talent and opportunity…

Victoria’s Secret took her Rich South African ass and gave it a platform to be scandalous or even fun, and instead they got some bitch who should work in administration, and not the good kind of administration, like administering enemas and objects in her ass…but rather the socially awkward kind that in a pre-internet era would have been in a mail room filing letters…

She sucks, her engagement doesn’t matter, but her naked selfie on instagram is interesting enough to post and I guess hEre she is for Victoria’s Secret’s recent catalog…that is cheesy as fuck and the same as it was many many years ago..which I guess is pretty representative of Swanepoel…

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2015

06

Aug

Candice Swanepoel’s Polaroids of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is at the tail end of her career. Victoria’s Secret has already lined up 10 of her replacements. She’s old, she looks tired, her body is less impressive than it once was. Her racist, South African, Blood diamond, slave running, racist farm owning, still fucking hot, but pretty fucking boring, modeling that has been pretty limited to Victoria’s Secret….she’s been overused, over exposed, she’s played out and expired…and in doing this, hasn’t really been a media attention whore, or even a personality, or anything but a living, at least we assume living, mannequin used by the brand to sell garbage product…

So before she bows out, her legacy will be forgotten, her work unmemorable, a future bleak but well funded due to her smart investments, she’s managed to take some hot polaroids for the brand, because I guess everything she does is for the brand, and the brand is dabbling with being current and hip….by using key photographers…and that’s perfectly reasonable behavior…

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2015

29

Jun

Candice Swanepoel isn’t that Interesting in Clothes of the Day

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In case you were wondering…Candice Swanepoel, Victoria’s Secret model, like pretty much all girls who aren’t fucking disgusting to look at naked, and just a product of Victoria’s Secret SPANX and Padded Bras, you know the kind of girl you drag home from the bar, only to undress her to see what must be a nightmare, hell, scary, the worst….

Is far less interesting when she’s pout wearing clothes, instead of being her half naked self, I guess….

Here she is in 70s mom jeans…looking…boring…because she is….I mean as a South African, shouldn’t she be doing racist shit for blood diamonds…or anything..but this..

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2015

19

Jun

Candice Swanepoel’s Solid Nipples of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel’s nipples were hard.

She’s an immigrant lingerie model from South Africa…with a pussy full of blood diamonds…who we’ve seen naked before…making hard nipples hardly a story…

But I’m old and from a generation where hard nipples weren’t an everyday thing, and when they happened, you’d get excited enough to jerk off to the memory of the hard nipples you saw…it was that easy…

So this is for those over 35 year olds…while the under 30s aren’t on the internet, they’re too busy snapchatting..and posting instagram pics.

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2015

17

Jun

Candice Swanepoel for Instagram of the Day

I don’t know why I thought this Candice Swanepoel instagram video was interesting, but more importantly I don’t know why she found it interesting enough to post, but we can assume it was handled by her programmers at Victoria’s Secret who pretty much control her every move, it’s part of her deal when they imported her from South Africa….

I do know that some of her pics for instagram….are borderline pornographic..I mean…since we’ve established everything can be made to be pornographic if masturbated to it enough…some things, like nude and half nude models are easier than things like girls in the park picking up dog shit…it’s a spectrum, like homosexuality….

Here is some Victoria’s Secret nonsense…

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2015

03

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Nipple Outtakes of the DAy

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These are probably the hottest pictures that Candice Swanepoel has ever been a part of…shot by Elle Macpherson’s ex husband who has been creating smutty fashion porn with bikini models for decades…making it far more interesting that the shit instagram models are putting out there because she’s a real model, but she’s hardly that interesting…since this is the most interesting thing she’s done…what I am saying is I want more scandal, but I’ll take wet t-shirts.

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2015

25

May

Candice Swanepoel for Instagram of the Day

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Here are some Candice Swanepoel pictures from her instagram for those of you who don’t follow her on instagram because you realize that social media is a ridiculous way to live and document your life…like you were some kind of Truman Show motherfucker without realizing you’re less interesting and no one fucking cares what you are doing but they think they do…since that’s how they’ve been conditioned…

I mean, she’s a bikini and lingerie model…these pics are probably from one of her catlog shoots, and the only one I really dig is the close up crotch shot…because at least it’s something edgier in this tame and boring era of vapid existence…

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