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Candice Swanepoel in Some Not Naked Enough Photoshoots of the Day


These are rumored to be some unretouched pictures of Candice Swanepoel shot before she was pregnant, but it looks like her nipple was edited out of the pics, which is the kind of retouching, the only retouching that we don’t actually want done…so maybe the rest of her is natural, with tons of make-up / hair work and proper lighting, shot with the best camera by an experienced photographer – in a way that the photo doesn’t need to be retouched…

NOw, I think Candice Swanepoel is on the outs, she made the mistake of not really pushing the limits of her fame, she kind of just rode the Victoria’s Secret train. She didn’t host TV shows, Vegas clubs, didn’t get in movies, she did the bare minimum, and now no one is in love with her personality, so as her ass starts to sag and younger girls replace her, her relevance becomes less and less, and these could be her final years, but probably aren’t…she’s probably got another 5 years with Victoria’s Secret, not that anyone will really care…we’ve seen enough of her, it’s time for new pussy, not mom pussy.

Maybe you’re more into her ready to drop – pregnancy porn – from instagram – which is actually some of her more interesting work.

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Candice Swanepoel Topless Pregnant Baby Gender Annoucement Pic of the Day


Candice Swanepoel posted a really casual pregnancy pic on her instagram for her fans that make-up of 90 percent men jerking off and 10 percent women who want to figure out whay their men jerk off to her….and by casual I mean…in a professional studio with a professional photographer…a hair persona and make-up person…and a fashion stylist to get just the right jeans…and whoever else they didn’t tag…


I assumed that girl got pregnant as an angle for her career, maybe Victoria’s Secret made her…or maybe she’s tired of the model game and all her rich friends have babies and she wants one too…

I just find the whole thing offensive, not because of all the smoke and mirrors that went into the picture, what a waste of time and resources for such a dumb and irrelevant thing….not because I am sad that some hot model is destroying her body with babies that she will bounce back from because she’s vapid and superficial and vain…not because I wanted to be the guy to knock her up, I never think that way about these cunts…I actually feel bad for the rich dudes who end up knocking them up…they are so high maintenance and annoying…and really not that hot when crying in bed on their period or in this case with a ripped open pussy..

I am offended that in this era she will call her baby a boy – just because he has a penis – without having a conversation with the baby to see how the baby identifies.

This is a genderless society, and we don’t need her archaic oppressive “boy” or “girl” classifications to fuck up her kid, that we all know will be fucked up anyway, his mom’s a titty model whore…with way too much money…

Candice Swanepoel should know better…


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Pregnant Victoria’s Secret Models in Magazines of the Day


Candice Swanepoel and Behati Prinsloo are both Victoria’s Secret created models – who have really only worked with Victoria’s Secret from day one in their career and who have gone onto do other things coordinated by Victoria’s Secret, because that’s how they manage and leverage their hookers….

They’ve already recruited new girls, who probably have a “DON’T GET PREGNANT” clause in their contract, but these two, Behati and Candice have been recruited to do their Maternity Line of lingerie and Bathing suits, seeing as they can’t do shit without permission from the brand that owns them, I wouldn’t even be surprised if they were forced to get pregnant to be the launch pad for the new line of maternity gear.

Never trust evil corporations or the models they make….So apparently, they want to keep them

Candice Swanepoel in Some Magazine in China

Behati Prinsloo in Some Magazine…

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Candice Swanepoel’s Pregnancy Erotica of the DAy


Everyone who follows Candice Swanepoel or Victoria’s Secret, along with Behati, her BFF, and two of their main people, are pregnant…

I saw it coming, because I guess getting pregnant isn’t a career death anymore, even though it should be, because people like fat chicks, and like when they bounce back.

My theory is that they are still owned by Victoria’s Secret, who created them and is the only reason they exist, so that when Victoria’s Secret decides it’s time for maternity lingerie, they need to recruit the girls who owe them the most…

I guess this pregnancy pic isn’t as whorey as it should be, because her engagement even though she’s cheated on her longtime boyfriend the last decade, not that he cares, make that money honey….give these South Africans that money..

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Candice Swanepoel is Fun but Boring of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is pretty boring in everything she does publically, she’s actually a disappointment, she just was so cautious her entire nude model career, and maintained this level of class and sophistication, as to not get fired from Victoria’s Secret and sent back to fucking hell South Africa, where legless celebrities kill models because he’s jealous of their legs, and the fact the fuck other dudes..

It’s like we know Angel Candice has been a straight up dirt bag, we know she’s done all kinds of fucking drugs and cock, yet her image is squeaky fucking clean…it’s almost hot how safe she’s been, espcially when you factor in the South African AIDS rate…

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Candice Swanepoel’s Great Ass of the Day


I posted a bunch of VS modeling pics featuring Candice Swanepoel’s old, boring, experienced ass…

But for some reason I didn’t most the one where her and some other model are standing off like a couple of bucking wild animals or primates in some battle of territory…with their asses pushed up to the air…making their asses look rounder and more amazing than they probably are…in a threesome you’ll never have…unless you’re a big film producer and the answer to making them Hollywood stars after this whole VS thing fizzles..not that Candice is allowed to do anything besides VS…they own her…you know like her South African family owned black people…but as long as they produce pics like this…I’m ok with that..

Here are the pics I already posted…

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Candice Swanepoel Still Does Victoria’s Secret of the Day


Candice Swanepoel still does Victoria’s Secret, it’s really all she fucking knows. It’s the only job she’s really had, and since they saved her from South AFrican black crimes against racist slave driving white people, and HIV…so much HIV….but giving her a work Visa and celebrity…she owes it to them…

She’s currently engaged, but that doesn’t mean she hasn’t fucked countless rich dudes while dating her gay looking fiance…she’s pushing 30…and still has a rocking fucking body..but I still find her totally fucking boring….

We live in a world that being hot and half naked is enough to get noticed, followed or a like…but to really have impact…bitch needs a personality…or maybe I’m just low testosterone and not enough of a caveman to think “girls are just pussy, this girl is good pussy, even if this pussy is diseased, I’ll conquer it like a fucking primate”….and I’m all sensitive and shit, thinking “please do something more than the same fucking thing you’ve always done – 9 years later”….because I can just cross reference those pics, when she was young and better…why would I want to look at her at 30 doing it…when I have access to her youth…ya know…I know..

But then again, Victoria’s Secret, like everything have taken a cue from instagram and made their traditionally typical, the exact same shoots, for the same product shoots, more snapshot feelin’ and real…I mean bitch is actually smiling and having fun…weird..

The “Easter Egg” in these pics is the one with her wrinkled faceand double CHIN…just how we like our models…

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Candice Swanepoel’s Ass of the Day


Candice Swanepoel is trying to milk her celebrity as much as she can because she’s old and tired and throwing out nude pics, or in this case ass in thong pics, since it is really what her career is based on, like an overpaid showgirl, because when a lingerie model gets married, she’s ready to throw in the towel and the fantasy…a fantasy she barely every brought…because she’s had this great body, this great face, but this terribly boring EVERYTHING else about her..which I guess you could argue was nothing, there was nothing else to her or any girl who has a body and face like this…and I guess you’re right and I’m crazy to expect more out of the girls I want to jerk off to..

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Candice Swanepoel Engaged Ass of the Day


I like seeing these pictures of Candice Swanepoel making out with her longtime boyfriend…who she is now engaged to, because that’s how models do these things, they get old and pregnant and are still hot, but the mom hot kind, which is really only appealing to 60 year old billionaires, tired of fucking the 20 year old models, because they just aren’t serious enough…

The reason I like seeing these pictures of her kissing up on her longtime boyfriend…is because I know people who have fucked her in the last 10 years of her “dating” him…maybe they were on a break, or maybe he was like “my girlfriend is Candice Swanepoel, I’ll let her fuck anything she wants as long as the money comes in, and if I stick with her, I’ll marry her and we’ll make good looking babies, who cares who she fucks for work, she’s a model and that’s code for hooker anywhere, and no one needs to know, we can pretend it never happened”….it’s usually the story of every wife, you know her husband fucking hookers on business trips…but the opposite, since she’s the one with the job and thus the dick…

I guess what I am saying is all relationships are lie, some of them just have better asses..and make more money than others.

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Candice Swanepoel’s Instagram Filtered for Victoria’s Secret of the Day


Yes, Candice Swanepoel, despite being old in model years, played out in terms of Victoria’s Secret exposure, because the girl does campaign after campaign after campaign, where the brand really gets their money worth and pretty much have an exclusivity on her, in modern day slave ownership, that involved shipping her to America from South Africa, to pose half naked for a bunch of perverts selling panties, as her VS work accounts for 95 percent of her paid work and probably 75% of all images that exist of her…but she’s got this great body….a body that now looks like it was soaked in horse piss, really rich in uric acid, as Victoria’s Secret decided to take the Instagram filter approach to their branding….and I guess it makes her look golden and tanned…even vintage…all while rocking a hot body…so who really cares how these people style this nonsense…it’s all got the same outcome…a reminder of how basic we once were when capable of jerking off to this kind of content….

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Candice Swanpoel Softcore Porn Posing of the Day


I’ve always appreciated Candice Swanepoel….

Not for her huge personality, or for all the exciting things she’s done, or even because she’s a South African and in being a South African, she’s totally fucking racist, entitled and a slave driver…..I have appreciated her because she has pretty much kept to herself, seemingly knowing her purpose in life, only to come out when her handlers need her, to show off her great fucking body, that is a great fucking body…

I guess she realizes that she’s being replaced, that the end is near…and that comes hand in hand with being almost 30 and finally being engaged to her longterm boyfriend she’s obviously cheated on as she’s a model and that’s what they do…so she’s stepping up the game…by showing the coloration of her asshole..

Now, I’m sure she’s bleached her asshole, but I can still make out the ring of her asshole, in this skimpy bikini bottoms on set for her owners Victoria’s Secret, and whenever a girl openly shows me or the world her asshole, I have to celebrate her, because the asshole is the gateway to a girl’s soul…

Not to mention…all her poses are so fucking porny, it’s like the covershoot fo a porn DVD…something like 80s Beach Fuck 32…or maybe even one of those 80s Glamour model poster…Only I guess it’s more expensive..because this is finance by mall brand money…

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Candice Swanepoel and Sara Sampaio Tanlines of the Day


South African Candice Swanepoe…is at the tailend of her career…she’s hot…has an amazing body….Victoria’s Secret did a great job branding her and making her famous and all that shit…but they made her a live mannequin…she’s got zero personality, has done nothing much beyond Victoria’s Secret…has never left her shell and at 30…that stops being cute…

But as a tan line fetishists, I seriously used to look up girls with tanlines for a minute of my extensive masturbation career in the 90s and loved it…this pulling down her bikini bottoms for you to fantasy about her bikini bottom….with defined landing stip lights to guide you…like the white pussy is from a different girl than the brown girl we are used to…making this amazing to me…

She’s with Sara Sampaio, the portugese New Adriana Lima…since the old one and her wax replica are clearly done…and no one really cares about, except maybe Portuguese people, who get excited when all their crazy tacky Christmas lights work….or in this case..their model pulls out her half tanned ass…

So much porn, so little time..

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Candice Swanepoel Ass of the Day


Old lady model Candice Swanepoel loves posting pics of her bare ass…

Even though she spent the decade long career being non-nude and boring as fuck…

ALl of a sudden she’s done a nude shoot or two and I guess she’s loved the attention or feedback…possibly even getting a wet pussy, soaking through panties over it…as girls do…when guys jerk off to them….making her come out of her shell…

Luckily, it’s not in a too little too late situation…it’s in a just fine, keep showing the ass but next time spread it apart for me cuz I like asshole situation..which is a common thread in my life…

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Candice Swanepoel Victoria’s Secret Fitting of the Day


She’s getting old…but I guess so are all of us, included by not limited to the appeal of Victoria’s Secret, or their “fashion show” infomercial they taped yesterday…people are onto this shitty marketing shit…but the general moron population, living in their shitty debt filled, mall shopper life…love it…

They see these bitches and think, “if I get them there panties, I’ll look that good for my brother Cletus…”…because incest is the only answer to being so fucking dumb, and into this shit…but I guess rich kids love this shit too, they all want to model for it…dreams…mall brand dreams…

Here’s Candice for old times, since she’s on the outs…

If you’re more interested in the new blood…here’s Romee Strijid…the new blood…leaving the VS building…skinny as fuck…with bra…


I like hot girls, but they are everywhere, I don’t need some dated brand to tell me what pussy I want to stare at half naked…I can do that myself…and the answer is all pussy half naked..

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Candice Swanepoel’s in Panties in Miami of the Day


Here’s Candice Swanepoel in doing her retirement tour…and showing the young replacements how it’s done…even when you’re older and it’s harder to maintain the ridiculous ass…and she’s looking, at least from this angle, is amazing….and not too old for me, even when she’s on the outs with Victoria’s Secret….she matters…as long I can see her vagina definition…



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