Victoria’s Secret pics are like sex with your wife…or long term girlfriend…who you aren’t even really attracted to anymore…not because they aren’t decent looking….but because they have been drained of all excitement and sex appeal over the years of seeing them at their worst….from shitting…to being the same ass you fuck day after day…when all you really want to do is fuck new pussy…but feel torn because you’re not an asshole who would go behind your trusting girl’s back…but shit…you’d love new pussy…even if it wasn’t as hot….just the fact that it was new makes it hot….

You know…the familiar, comfortable, predictable, feels like home kinda pussy you don’t really appreciate as much as you should, but know that you don’t want to lose it….

Because these Victoria’s Secret pics are the fucking same as always..which makes them boring as shit….but the girls in them are hot enough….to make us want to look at them…even if we know what to fucking expect…and even if they don’t give us boners like they did when we were 15 in catalog form before the internet…

It’s familiar….comfortable…predictable…boring…like white people, they all look the same….but shit…this Candice bitch…is pretty spectacular in any setting….

Here are the pics…

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I mean this is just asshole behavior on Candice Swanepoel’s part…she’s covering up the goods on both her and a massive picture of herself that I assume she carries around with herself everywhere she goes…cuz models are paid to look good and in that are really self conscious cunts about the whole thing….often times vain when they look at their bank accounts and when the photographers constantly give them attention while shooting them….for the fans to give them attention too…

It’s like come on girl…how many Candice Swanepoel nipples can be covered up in one single picture before I hate you….

Apparently 2 on the low end, 4 on the high end…..

But I can’t actually hate you, that would get in the way of my loving you….

Here are some of her instagram pics…

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Candice Swanepoel posted this half naked picture of her in St Barts against the sunset in what would make for a good final shot in a movie…or even a post card…all romantic and artistic and boring….cuz all I really want to see is her in some better light….naked or half naked….modeling the way she’s paid millions to fucking model…

This shadow cast on her body in all it’s suggestive beauty takes away from what matters and that’s seeing her fucking body…mainly her vagina definition….I don’t need to see an outline of her….I mean she’s out there for Victoria’s Secret…now show me the low quality panties people pay too much for….and not this nonsense….photo school drop out crap….

I don’t know how they do it in South Africa….I mean other than legless men in the Olympics Killing models…but in America…we like are Selfies far more slutty….

Step it up…and stomp the yard bro. She can do better.

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Candice Swanepoel is a magical experience….she doesn’t need fast cars to make her worth lookin at….like some low level import model….but she’s doing it anyway…and I like to think that’s a sign of her thinking she’s inadequate and at that car show level…when she’s definitely not…but I know that’s not the case…and that getting her to my “studio” to do some “artistic nudes” like I do with so many girls seeking fame….would never happen…but we are all allowed to have dreams and this is mine….

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You wanna know what I like? Candice Swanepoel.Sure Victoria’s Secret pics fucking suck…and are pretty much the worst when it comes to half naked international babes posing….but luckily for them…being the worst at a great thing….is still pretty fucking great…even if boring…but they make billions of dollars off this shit….in what is the best scam ever….a scam that I wish I figured out because owning Candice Swanepoel like a modern day slave driver….wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world….

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I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky that Candice Swanepoel is a fucking fantastic half naked girl who is sometimes fully naked…like in this picture she posted to instagram…that wasn’t as spread open so I can see her cervix enough…but I’m hard to please….and cervix porn is only something I get into when I really like the girl and want to see how fertile she is…you know so I can really imagine spilling a glass of my semen in there….so that our love can last forever with a new baby…

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Candice Swanepoel posted a bare tit to instagram…and that’s not very christian Victoria’s Secret….your model’s a titty model now….Scandalous…..

Interesting how this favoritism thing works..Candice Swanepoel…an angel sent from Victoria’s Secret….posts a pic of her tit on instagram and she gets 50,000 likes….I post a picture of a girl in a her bra and panties on my instagram ….and I get deleted….4 fucking times…

I am not complaining….I mean I like looking at tit as much as the next guy…especially Candice Swanepoel’s tit…since she’s my soul mate and I write love songs for her…and I think instagram should be all tits…but the fundamental root of this evil is rich, famous, popular getting a way with breaking the rules…and me getting flagged as a fucking porn site….

I am not complaining…I just find it funny that for years, I am talking 9 years that I’ve been doing this….advertisers would blow me off and call me a porn site…while sites they were advertising on posted the same fucking content….making me the worst mainstream site and the worst porn site…all into one…..

So those people are millionaires now….I am still a hurtbag…and it doesn’t all work out in the end….but at least I get to stare at titties in the process…in Arab countries bare tit is worth more than their black gold….Oil….

Here’s the ever lovely Candice Swanepoel breaking the rules in protest….for titties to be seen as art not smut….

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Candice Swanepoel is pretty perfect…even if all you haters are out there hating on her average looking face…because who cares about her face…it’s good enough…and it comes with this perfectly toned when professionally lit and shot body…which is the only interaction I have with her body…making her pretty fucking perfect to me….so perfect that I have written her fucking love songs about eating her ass until it gets waterlogged…not taking a break even when she shits…not that she shits…you see cuz she’s perfect….and more importantly…in being perfect…she doesn’t eat…cuz she’s got perfection to maintain….don’t you people get it??/

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