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2014

07

Feb

Candice Swanepoel Walking the Runway for New York Fashion Week of the Day

It turns out that when Candice Swanepoel is walking the runway in New York for fashion week….she is substantially…I am talking really fucking substantially less interesting than when she’s half naked for Victoria’s Secret, showing her lingerie and bikini body…if anything… I don’t understand why she even ventured down this road of trying to be legit model..just fucking focus on what matters…being half fucking naked girl…

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2014

24

Jan

Candice Swanepoel’s Sandy Ass of the Day

My favorite thing about sad covered asses on the beach is the idea of it being a girl who just accidentally shit herself because she’s love control of her bowels from all the anal sex she’s been having…and not because of food poisoning, because food poising isn’t as fun the think about as anal…especially when we are talking about a Victoria’s Secret model money making ass that is borderline perfect…otherwise it wouldn’t get paid to wear underwear…

Her name is Candice Swanepoel, she’s losing her appeal a bit, but I’m still down…and since this is my site, I guess that’s all that matters.

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2014

17

Jan

Candice Swanepoel’s Amazing Instagram Bikini Pic of the Day

I know Candice Swanepoel is a high paid half naked model….but I’m just wondering why she’s cropping her face out of the shit…does she have a cold sore…is this a body double…or does she only let people see her face when she does her hair and make-up…because without her make-up she may or may look like a dude…

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2013

24

Dec

Candice Swanepoel’s Nude Vogue Promo Pic of the Day

Candice Swanepoel may not be a Christmas miracle sent from South Africa to make us questions whether we would do her despite the risk of her HIV thanks to the high AIDS rate and nature of her half naked career…even though she probably left South Africa a virgin…as the industry abducted her…I know, I’ve said this before…but I’d still dive deep and without condom in hopes of impregnating her..and convincing her to keep it because she may not have another chance…but in my defence I do that to random scragglier women who probably have more chance having AIDS than Candice Swanepoel…at least based on their herpes scabs…

Either way, here’s some pics of Candice’s Vogue shoot coming out soon…and she’s naked…OMG>

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2013

23

Dec

Candice Swanepoel for Agua Bendita of the Day

In the wake of the IAC executive publicist who wrote the whole “Going to Africa, Hope I Don’t Get Aids, I Won’t Cuz I’m White”…which turned out to be a genius publicity stunt that I would hire her at her discount desperate price to work for me…cuz this is the kind of attention I like…bad jokes…bad social commentary…that is offensive…when you’re not a comedian…

Here’s Candice Swanepoel, South African model, who despite statistics, probably doesn’t have AIDS, but not because she’s white, white South African farm owner daughters have been fucking the staff for generations, but because she left South Africa when Victoria’s Secret abducted her…and she’s got a good ass.

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2013

19

Dec

Candice Swanepoel’s Instagram Slo Mo Dance of the Day

Candice Swanepoel put up this cute slow motion video of her on instagram that I assume Victoria’s Secret manages for her….because they have too much invested in her and she’s too busy being rich as fuck to bother with this low level communicating with her fans social media shit…

It’s a critical time for the billion dollar evil empire generate as much buzz and revenue that they can from people with horrible taste in gifting…and why not use this amazing body, at least amazing in pictures, because you know she’s 6 foot tall and in person that food is bigger than your fucking head…

But luckily since we don’t leave our house, pictures of and videos of her are good enough to masturbate to.

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2013

10

Dec

Candice Swanepoel’s Nude Pic to Instagram of the Day


I saw that Candice Swanepoel posted this nude pic to her instagram for 5 minutes and pulled it because I guess Instagram doesn’t like nudity, but more importantly the people handling her instagram, probably interns at Victoria’s Secret, didn’t want to lose their jobs for putting up the wrong pic…even though it got her more attention than Candice Swanepoel has had in a long time…and more importantly it gets people talking about Victoria’s Secret during the rush shopping time..

I forgot to post it, because even though I think she’s got a hot model body, I don’t really care when I see her naked…

She’s been naked before and the only way this old timer, desensitized asshole is getting excited by any of this shit is if my dick’s in her ass cumming to her anal eyes…

However, you’ll like it, because it turns out there are bigger perverts than me out there…and they will all be watching the VS Fashion show tonight with their wives, even though all the pics are available online…cuz it happened in november…and this is all a ploy to generate attention to it.

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2013

06

Dec

Candice Swanepoel’s Behind The Scenes Bikini Pics of the Day

BENWATTS is a photographer I’ve been following on the internet for a very long time…he has what the average dude would think is the single best job in the world…if the average man didn’t think photography was for the gays…because he spends his life making tons of money, flying to amazing places, in luxury settings…shooting model babes…who you know look at lot better in pictures than in person…because they are super sized humans…who when standing next to them…you go up to their belly button…making you look like the number 10 walking down the street with them…

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2013

25

Nov

Candice Swanepoel and Others Posing for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Candice Swanepoel and the Victoria’s Secret girls are in the Caribbean, living the life of luxury while getting paid their 10,000 dollars a day to pose in bikinis, for catalog pictures that will be doctored of any substance, from vagina definition to hard nipples to pretty much anything good or of artistic merit, because they have a formula..and that formula is to take hot bitches and basically use them in the worst way…even though they are half naked…it’s the worst kind of half naked, but the behind the scenes pics aren’t so bad…even if we all know what they are going to become. It’s kinda like marriage. That wife you’re committing to is only going to get worse…day after day…get used to it….and you know what…Candice still has a great booty…always worth staring at even if it’s not operating at full capacity…

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Here are a couple other VS bitches in bikinis posing because that’s what Catalog shoots are all about…tall skinny bitches in bikinis…

Andreea Diaconu:

Gracie Carvalho

Camille Rowe

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2013

22

Nov

Candice Swanepoel Hot and Naked for i-D Winter of the Day

This is hands down the best shoot I’ve seen of Candice Swanepoel in a long time…she looks like a typical instagram whore and not like her top model self…and she’s doing it fucking naked…with skateboards and chucks…and Mickey Mouse props on some hipster kick…

I mean…is there more to this model than being a Victoria’s Secret robot in shitty, cheap, over-priced, heavily marketed, evil empire lingerie…that is hardly lingerie…could there be a down ass bitch behind all the million dollar contracts…I mean could Candice Swanepoel be as dope as her ass…or is this just representative that nothing is underground, everything is mainstream…

You know, there was a time, when annoying hipster club kids would go to parties high on MDMA when it was called E and not Molly….wearing mouse ears and Mickey gloves…and it was annoying then…when getting drunk and angry next to them….but when top models with hot bodies do it…it’s magical…

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2013

18

Nov

Candice Swanepoel and Martha Hunt in Possibly the Best Shoot Ever of the DAy

Here are Candice Swanepoel and Martha Hunt, two glorious models with amazing bodies who normally work for Victoria’s Secret because they are that good at being half naked, cuz even if Victoria’s Secret is a fucking scam, the girls the pull are pretty fucking good….and even better when modelling the way their immigrant tits were supposed to…and that’s naked or half naked…or more naked than photoshopped bras and bikinis…we’re used to seeing them in…

Now I think Candice is almost fucking perfect…making this the highlight of my otherwise depressing horrible day…and it’s not even really a highlight but more of a depressing reminder that my wife is an obese pig and more importantly, that Candice isn’t the girl who’s face I spit on when I fuck…

Here are the pics.

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2013

31

Oct

Candice Swanepoel’s Nipple on the Runway of the Day

Candice Swanepoel showed nipple on the Runway in Brazil during fashion week..because she’s a fashion model…not just a puppet created and used by Victoria’s Secret even though everything she’s ever done has been for Victoria’s Secret…making me think this is either her doing something for Victoria’s Secret, like a stunt to get in the media…or maybe for a company owned by VS, because otherwise it just doesn’t make sense…but what does make sense is the nipple, as everyone knows you can’t have fashion without nipple…it’s all part of the industry…at least the only part of the industry I feel not gay knowing about…

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2013

25

Oct

Candice Swanepoel’s Awesome Instagram Pic of the Day

Candice Swanepoel posted this Victoria’s Secret fitness picture on her social media, and I totally approve of this type of behavior, even if it is being trickled down to us from an evil corporation, because sometimes evil corporations figure out just how easy it is to trick us into looking at pics of their products by sneaking them on babes and making them semi pornographic, at least to someone like me who loves booty in tight pants, because it is hot….and really to the right person, everything and anything can be pornographic…there are enough freaks out there to get off to the weirdest shit…that this is up on some real subtle goodness I would like to bury my face into…if only it didn’t taste like a computer screen….and whatever I spilled on it last night..

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2013

18

Oct

Candice Swanepoel for the Fantasy Bra of the Day

Here is a video of a girl finally reaching her hot body dreams…of being the chosen one within the insular company that created her and made her into whatever it is that her hot body is…you know it’s like getting that promotion at your shitty warehouse job where everyone around you, even yourself if you were not in that shitty job, would not normally give a shit about something as stupid, or as much of a waste of resources than a multi-million dollar bra…but when you’re in it, all competing with other girls for the stupid title, you lose track of how stupid the whole thing is, and think how much of an honor, or how beautiful the craftsmanship is on this very expensive garbage…but I guess when a company takes you from farm girl to millionaire model…you’ve got no choice but to love them, drink their Koolaid, because without them, you don’t exist….and what it comes down to is that she’s got a great accent…

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2013

17

Oct

Candice Swanepoel is Wearing the “Fantasy Bra” This Year of the Day

Candice Swanepoel, a body created by Victoria’s Secret, has finally earned her wings as a deserving model who has paid her dues and proved her loyalty to the brand, as she’s climbed the ranks of the spokesmodel game, from hot bodied farmer imported from South Africa, a story I think is bullshit, because I am convinced she was created in some kind of factory because it’s cheaper to invest 100,000,000 dollar in robot technology than it is in paying 100,000,000 dollars to these ungrateful divas.…

She is the one wearing the “Fantasy Bra” this year….in the Victoria’s Secret fashion show that is more of an infomercial designed to sell product in the Holiday season, because they have everyone fooled by throwing hot bodies in our faces…while tricking us to buy overpriced made in china rags….

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