There was a story about THE TOXIC AND ABUSIVE VICTORIA’S SECRET that went viral last week because it was a big surprise to the public that the dying brand that is over extended and who financed Epstein’s perversions by making him a very rich guy, were inappropriate with the women they hired to model lingerie. Oftentimes women from other countries that they’d import to model the lingerie. A crazy concept that the biggest brand that every single woman, even non-models dreamed of modelling for. I’m talking these dude got every eager girl offering their pussy for a shot, it’s a Weinstein kind of story, the dudes knew women are whores and made it work for them. Obviously dudes were running the show at Victoria’s Secret, if you saw any of their catalogs that you jerked off to, you’d know that, they used hot fucking women so why wouldn’t they try to fuck these women they overpaid to be part of the team. They made these women celebrities by making them part of the team. Their lives set and their bank accounts set and oftentimes their boyfriends and future baby daddies other rich fucks making them even more set. It’s dumb to think they wouldn’t use their job to get pussy, it’s the fucking name of the game.

All this to say, I wonder if Candice Swanepoel was ever used as a TARP by the rich guys paying her, you know the DUBAI special….where they get her in a room and exchange a multi-million dollar multi-year contract that will set her for life for a little “let’s use this South African trash as a toilet”…..

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Candice Swanepoel has her nipples out in Jamaica.

Probably looking for Tom Hanks’ son….but that motherfucker was at the golden globes…showing you his Reggae patois speak. They call him Shabba Hanks….or Chet for short…

I think it is safe to say that Swanepoel’s out here trying to be hot again, because she basically fell off with her series of kids and was replaced by other models…but one thing can make her comeback from that…NIPPLES.

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Candice Swanepoel to remind you that the Victoria’s Secret fashion show is no more…which I thought was already a known thing…because the world doesn’t care about shitty INFOmercials…even for lingerie that isn’t lingerie but that mall brand shopping America thinks is lingerie…made in China underwear overpriced to afford international sex working promo models…

Anyway, I never watched that shit and always wondered why anyone would be hyped on it, marketing I guess…a Network Show of girls in underwear walking…I think there’s better ways to see girls half naked…I think it’s called instagram.

I don’t think the lack of interest is because Victoria’s Secret is an outdated brand, even though it is an outdated brand….I don’t think they need to throw tranny’s and fat girls in the mix to be relevant to the masses….maybe that appeals to 20 year old college kids…but forget about them..there are plenty of us who appreciate the use of hot chicks to sell things half naked..and that appreciation isn’t going to be increased or benefit from…a man on hormones being “fabulous”…but then again men are better than women at all things they do..so maybe it is just what we are missing…

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Candice Swanepoel wearing her new Tropic of C 2020 bikini collection….Tropic of C is her own personal brand, because I guess selling bikinis for an evil empire that created her entire persona and celebrity, and has been really the only job she’s ever had, wasn’t enough for her, knowing she was getting old and that eventually they’d fire her…but instead probably invested in her Tropic of C bullshit…so she is still working with them….

I just wrote a lot of fucking nonsense…that took us on a fucking circle…to get us to no fucking conclusion…beyond Candice being an old hag of a model, trying to do her 30s building a brand off her 20s as a bikini model for the biggest panty/bikini company that financed epstein…enterprising but not nearly as hot as she was in her 20s…but kids and aging will do that to a whore…

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Candice Swanepoel with the deep pussy stretch was the alternate title…but our friend Cannon Show gets mad when we write Deep Pussy stretch because it makes advertisers cry…like the pussies they are….maybe Candice’s cunt being stretched is like a mirror to their overly sensitive, easily offended pussies….I just don’t know.

I do know that Candice Swanepoel is doing a DEEP pussy stretch, trying to stay as fit as possible, maybe trying to retrain her muscles to hold her uterus inside her after all those kids…you know a way to not become incontinent while being as sexy as possible with her fitness erotica…because fitness is a way to post slutty content while still being a respectable woman who cares about her body and health….how can you be mad at someone being healthy…with her vagina out…who knows…who cares…

Candice Swanepoel, the Hot VS model who has only done VS, now 30 and less hot…bringing nothing great but nothing terrible and that’s ok.

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Candice Swanepoel is no longer pregnant, which may be exciting to some of you Candice Swanepoel fans, who didn’t like seeing her pregnant the last three years, because she lets dude cum up inside her and doesn’t get abortions, so that she can start a family…..wholesome…

So she’s celebrating her no longer pregnant, and her perpetual Victoria’s Secret work, by showing you her pussy in sheer dress, to show you its not as blown out as you’d expect!

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Candice Swanepoel is in TULUM on vacation because she’s celebrating not being pregnant for the first time in 4 years…

She is boring, she hasn’t done anything interesting besides Victoria’s Secret, she never tried to break free from the evil corporation and do something innovative or interesting, because I guess bitches are fucking lazy, and this one was making well over a million dollars a year, more than she ever expected to make back home in South Africa where she was avoiding legless athletes with guns, AIDS, and black people who were revolting the insane white racism of South Africa….

But look at her now, in Mexico, in a bikini, like a legitimate socialite all at the age of 30….retirement time…and still looking hot after 2 kids…cuz some bitches just do things better.

I can’t vouch for her cunt, that shit is probably blown the fuck out…but if it’s strapped into a tight bikini bottom….how the fuck are we to know otherwise…it’s not like she’s showing any of her labia…

Instead, she is showing us this…her most interesting work that isn’t even that interesting.

HER TITS ARE OUT!

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It’s MARDI GRAS Today… Where are the fucking titties?Being based in a basement apartment in the middle of fucking winter…the titties aren’t here..

I’m hoping the titties in New Orleans…the best of the American cities…hands fucking down and titties fucking out…

So here’s Candice Swanepoel, the Victoria’s Secret model, mom of two, not ready to retire…. doing her own Mardi Gras appearance for Brazilian Carnivale…which is their Mardi Gras..the day before Ash Wednesday, some Catholic shit…eat your pancakes….live large before fasting the next 40 days…depriving yourself of sex or booze or whatever you choose to deprive yourself with….probably masturbation….because it’s the closest you get to sex and you know it’s posing a problem on your psychological well being….and getting in the way of accomplishing your dreams…as all this porn is a fucking distraction…

Point being..model at Carnivale…

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Candice Swanepoel nips in a beater …is probably just her just trying to stay relevant…

Every woman who taps out of her model life to make a kid or two, has a lot of time to reflect on their careers…and Candice..who has been paid very well for a long time, has got to realize that the bulk of what she’s done as really just been a promo model for a shitty sweatshop brand, with little else besides that. All the media she did, shoots she did, editorial she’s done…has all been an extension of being a promo model…

So what better way to protest the mall brand, underwear company than to walk out in protest, braless in a beater, which was a fetish of mine in the 90s when no one was doing it.

It’s the silent dis, the passive aggressive fuck you…..the teenager rebelling against her parents, this is the Patty Hearst joining the SLA….because not all heroes wear mall brand panties…

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Here’s more of her in a bikini

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