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2018

23

Feb

Candice Swanepoel Bikini of the Day

Candice Swanepoel ass in a black thong

Candice Swanepoel is pregnant for the 10th time in a year, so these pictures are likely from the 5 minutes she wasn’t pregnant, and they are of her in pictures you’ve likely seen before, because every single VS shoot looks like this, but that involve a 30 year old mom model from South Africa working on her future retirement plan by launching an instagram bikini line for her fans, like she is a bikini expert, and this is the natural brand extension as she gets too old to carry this model thing….all the instagrammers are doing it.

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2017

04

Dec

Candice Swanepoel Naked of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Naked

Candice Swanepoel is boring as fuck, but she’s naked in a pool, at a resort, the way you’d want all your mothers on vacations to be, provided they were professional lingerie models who only have a life because they are bikini models, only exist because they are bikini models, and only matter because they are bikini models…because they’ve been paid a lot of money to look good, so they sure as hell better keep looking good no matter what it takes, otherwise, they’ll fade away on their pile of money into obscurity…which wouldn’t affect anything on the grand scheme of things, but would really fuck with her ego…

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2017

30

Oct

Candice Swanepoel’s Vogue Brasil Cover of the DAy

Candice Swanepoel's Vogue Brasil Cover

People seem to be very impressed by Candice Swanepoel and her post-baby comeback tour – because they forget that she’s a model, who has spent her entire life being objectified by an evil underwear brand, that puts importance on girls not being fat as fuck, and she gets paid very well to be their promo model / hooker / whatever it is she actually does…so that her ego could never allow her to not be fit, thin, hot…unlike most moms you see who use pregnancy and marriage as an excuse to throw in the towel and eat all the fucking cake…never quite getting back to where they were before the baby until the divorce and they have something to prove…

You see you just need that internal dialog telling you that you have something to prove and in Candice Swanepoel’s case it’s that she’s still worth looking at half naked and wanting to fuck..

I find her dull, I always have, but that body’s out of control….so here she is in Vogue Brasil trying to be relevant for her comeback tour for VS…

Candice Swanepoel was also seen in NYC…

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Here she is breast feeding…

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2017

31

Aug

Candice Swanepoel Young Mother Tits at Burning Man of the Day

Here’s Candice Swanpoel, a new mom and VS model who has only done VS, at Burning Man….becuase that’s hat moms do….

they go to that bullshit hippie event Burning Man, designed for disconnected rich people, tech billionaires and models, to reconnect with the earth, or their inner soul, by doing mind altering drugs in the desert, to really feel like their empty lives have substance, and their soulless money grubbing existence has souls, and that their “existence” actually matters….but it doesn’t, it never does…but it does help commercialize through social media…a fetsival that I am sure was always lame, just not this lame, because people who attend mass gatherings are by default idiots…..unless that mass gathering is collectively overthrowing the government so that we collectively don’t have to pay taxes anymore…but no one does that…instead they dance around naked or on bikes in silly costumes they’ve planned and curated all year….idiots..fuck them and the private jet they flew in on..

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2017

14

Aug

Candice Swanepoel Mom Ass in Chaps for VS Holiday Campaign of the Day

Candice Swanepoel and the other Victoria’s Secret on staff hookers ,because if you pay them on a contractual basis to get naked for you, it is not considered prostitution, it’s considered promo model work….and in Candicce’s case the only client she’s ever really had…they created her, she exists because of them, and she can’t escape them, and why would she, they didn’t fire her for having a kid like I would have, the also pay her over a million dollars a year to be their hot ass, and I guess when your ass post kids looks this good, you deserve to be celebrated, because if you’ve ever seen a mom…they don’t generally look this good…this too work…and for that…she’s insta whoring with booty shake videos…something she’s never done pre-kid, because like most women, the whoring gets more aggressive when your pussy has exploded in front of a room full of people, when you shit out your kid, and your baby daddy cheated on you…because he can’t face that blown out pussy anymore, because he had you pre kid..

YOU KNOW.

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2017

22

Jun

Candice Swanepoel’s Loose Fitting Shorts of the Day

Victoria's Secret Model Candice Swanepoel's shorts riding her ass

Candice Swanepoel just had a kid, and if you know anything about childbirth, other than the fact that it is totally unnatural even if it’s marketed as being the most natural, hassle that involves a parasite leeching off a woman in her womb. The Worst…

Not to mention, cumming inside a girl is the fucking best, but there is always that whole leading to a life of hell and imprisonment, thanks to her parasite negatively impacting your existence….good things can’t be risk free……that would be wrong…

That said, if you know anything about childbirth, it’s that the pussy gets destroyed as fuck…and for that reason and that reason alone, Candice can’t bang her baby daddy, or wear tight fitting knickers that close to the stitches…and if that’s not hot to you…you probably aren’t human…get out of here Russian Spam Bot.

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2017

16

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Mom Butt Allergies of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is a mom….that means she let a dude cum in her.

What a slut…

But maybe she’s more of a whore than a slut because whores sell their bodies and she’s made a career getting paid to stand a certain way half naked – up on some fetish model shit – only better paid because this fetish sells underwear to the mass market…

Either way….what a slut…

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2017

14

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Pantsless the Other Day of the Day

Candice Swanepoel was at the Tony Awards in no pants this past weekend, you know a solid 3-5 days ago, and I didn’t bother posting it – because let’s face it….collectively…lets hold hands and work through this together….I’m talking to you Candice Swanepoel….you made a baby and just don’t matter.

I don’t care about how the body bounced back, she’s old, tired, a mom…making babies after being cum inside like a lady…and the whole thing would be depressing…if you were a Candice fan or lover…but she just doesn’t matter….

She’s also a lingerie model, and I use that word generously, I mean people who consider Victoria’s Secret Lingerie are the same people who consider McDonalds burger gourmet…or anything with a pussy – even fat chicks from tinder fuckabkle…but she’s a lingerie model in her mind and the mind of morons so I’d expect more scandalous nakedness…pantsless is whatever when I’ve seen your pussy before…

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2017

31

May

Candice Swanepoel is Back of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is back and VS decided to have a dance party to celebrate bringging back their old roster…

She probably had work days left on her contract or maybe people take her seriously, who knows.or cares…but they are doing a party for her to announce her return to barely working. Lame….

HER COMEBACK IS VeRY important news that doesn’t matter -it’s all jsut click bait..

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2017

17

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Tries to Get Her Sex Appeal Back of the Day

Candice Swanepoel realizes she just had a kid – and that it will take hard work and drive to get back into her model shape. She will require all the cosmetic procedures available in Miami – and paid for by her lifeline – Victoria’s Secret…..but it will require more, so much more, like posting erotica like laying in the water – tits out for a shoot….knowing that this is the kind of thing that matters…

She has historically been boring as a celebrity / social media / promo model star. Her shit has been so basic and the slutty has come for the most part from Victoria’s Secret catalogs…and not actually from anything she’s done or cooridinated. Sure she was probably a whore in her personal life – but she didn’t need to put that out there…

But having a kid – that changes everything…it makes girl feel insecure and have to put in that work she never put in before because it just came naturally – and I am all for that…or this…keep up the slut videos mom. The way MOMS are supposed to be. Cuz you don’t get cum up in you without being a slut…

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