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2012

23

Aug

Candice Swanepoel for Some Victoria’s Secret of the Day


I have debated turning this site into an Candice Swanepoel fan site, you know devoting my life to following her around the world in the creepiest way possible, but realized that eagerness will work against me, likely get me arrested, possibly a restraining order and in no way will it get me inside her pussy, unless I see a window of opportunity where her bodyguards let their guard down and I sneak attack….but that, along with running a fan site for her is some serious weak game…and I’m lazy…I will just embrace the fact I will never fuck her and jerk off to her Victoria’s Secret pics to get back at her, even if they are boring, instead.

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2012

20

Aug

Candice Swanepoel’s Awesome Fitness for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is pretty perfect….except for the AIDS shit that annoy all South Africans when I bring it up…because unlike Candice Swanepoel, they didn’t get the fuck out the first chance they had….but instead they stuck around risking HIV transmission every time they dance too close to someone, share a drink, get sneezed on, hold hands, or sniff dirty panties/bike seats…..She’s fit, she’s rich, she’s hot as fuck and even when posing in boring catalog shots…I want to get her pregnant….and I hate babies, pregnancy, but appreciate hot pussy and K-Fed’s work ethic….and sometimes that overpowers all….

Boring pics, hot women….get up on it.

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2012

09

Aug

Candice Swanepoel in her Bikini for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I hate Victoria’s Secret, but I can stare at a half naked Candice Swanepoel for days, I know this, becasue I have done it. She is perfection and the benchmark I put all girls against, so if you don’t think you are as good as she is, you probably aren’t, and I think it is important you know that makes you less of a woman…sure someone will fuck you, someone will knock you up, but you’re never gonna be the hottest person to them…you got a life of feeling inadequate ahead of you….but don’t worry, so do I….

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2012

06

Aug

Candice Swanepoel Hot on Instagram of the Day


Candice Swanepoel is so good at Bikinis that she gets paid for the shit, but unlike someone who hates his work, you know since her work involves getting half naked, she just fucking goes at it for free, pretty much giving all her paying customers the finger, saying “you motherfuckers pay me 15,000 dollars a day for shit I do for free”….and I am just glad she does, because she’s pretty perfect…all girls should look like this and if they don’t, it is our job to encourage them to stop eating Fast Food, to develop an eating disorder, to hit the gym and to make magic….or just fuckin throw the fucking towel, get pregnant by a willing man, cuz there is always a willing man desperate to fuck anything as to not live a life alone, there’s no point in trying anymore cuz Candice Swanepoel wins….you fucking loser…

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2012

01

Aug

Candice Swanepoel, Bregje Heinen Radiate and Lais Ribeiro for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Here’s another lingerie campaign for the always creative, innovative, leaders at Victoria’s Secret….this is in no way lazy, repetitive, like every other shoot they have done the last 2 decades, because they figure they make billions, hot girls half naked is never boring, and overall…shit just works…and unfortunately…they are right…we are weak…and girls like Candice Swanepoel are worth jerking off to, even if they are in snowsuits on a webcam from the 90s, amazing in all weather conditions……I think they should step up there getting these bitches naked game…cuz they hold all the power…but they are the billionaires in this relationship…my opinion doesn’t matter…and I’ll steal their pics of half naked girls any fucking time…even if it’s been done and is played out….it is never really played out…

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2012

31

Jul

Candice Swanepoel is Naked in Muse of the Day

I am 95 percent sure I’ve posted these pics before – but I don’t really pay attention to myself…I figure no one else pays attention to me….so why should I…and really who gives a fuck if these came out months ago… this is Candice Swanepoel fully fucking naked and I dig it….it’s the second coming of her nudes for Muse of the fucking day….because sometimes it is nice to reflect on things we have masturbated and drive those fuckers intot he fucking ground as hard as we can….seriously…I still jerk off to National Geographics from the 70s…cuz those tribal African titties are just right….while this white rich African titties are better than right…she’s amazing….

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2012

30

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Hot in Muse Summer 2012 of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is pretty fucking substantial….as much as I try to make fun of her being HIV positive, despite being white South African, and thus rich South African and not HIV positive South African, even though she was exported from South Africa like a blood diamond she is, all valuable and cut….I just always fail….because she always wins….and makes me a weak man….I am just mesmorized by her everything….photography tricks or not….

If the Muse pics bore you – I don’t see how they can – but You Know All Fashion High Fashion and thus homo – here’s a video of her on the beach – I love her.

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2012

24

Jul

Candice Swanepoel in Lingerie cuz that’s what She Does of the Day

Sometimes I wonder how many Candice Swanepoel posts I can do in a year before the site turns into a Candicee Swanepoel fan site, because I hate to admit, I am a fan….but not for any real reason other than the fact that she gets half naked, she isn’t fat, and she’s got a good face….I mean that’s the extent of what I know about her…I’m not a weirdo who tries to get her at her core and really understand what brought her from AIDS ridden South Africa to America, but I will assume it was blood diamonds, or something even more horrible and corrupt….Victoria’s Secret….

That said, here are some pics of her in lingerie, cuz that’s her job, and a big reason why we like her, and the only reason we know she exists…

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2012

24

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Muse Magazine of the Day


Candice Swanepoel showed her tits in Muse because that’s what being a top model that people should hire for crazy money is all about….she needs the people to know she’s willing to do anything for a job cuz she knows her window of opportunity is now…and any model who show her tits, especially at her level is good….serious work ethic cuz she gets she won the lottery….I also appreciate that unlike every other model doing what she does…she hasn’t got implants….She’s a fucking keeper….at least until she turns 30.

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2012

17

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Hot for Twitter of the Day


So South African’s don’t appreciate my love for Candice Swanepoels hot fit body, especially when I express that love at the expense of South Africa….focusing on their AIDS rate….cuz I got this email:

Love your site but as a South African I have to ask you to stop disrespecting Candice. Every second post is about her which is fine but then we have to hear the same old shit again and again, HIV this HIV that, its getting old bro. Everyone knows you’re an obese American fuck chowing on his McD’s and masturbating on his keyboard, now that’s generalization for you. Go read a fucking encyclopedia before you open your fat lips again.

Now, I realize that there are rich people in South Africa, that it is a developed nation, with a strong Diamond and Coal industry. I know that South Africa is filled with hot women who are all capable of being the next Candice Swanepoel, I know there is rich tourism, that Richard Branson has his hand in it, that there are Jews running shit….But that’s not as fun as focusing on the High AIDS rate that I’d love to lick of Candice Swanepoel’s inner thigh while one of her slaves wipes the sweat off my brow before being chased by fucking lions into a tribal hut made of feces….where cannibals try to attack us and rape her…because that’s the South Africa in my head and I like it better than real South Africa….

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2012

13

Jul

Candice Swanepoel’s Handlers Post Another Promo Pic to Instagram of the Day

I always doubt the authenticity of celebrity social media accounts, because I assume they are too busy being celebrities, and more than capable of affording some idiot social media manager to run their bullshit, while they are too busy being celebrities, you know like a modern day fan club president, only unlike Selena, bitch lives in the end…..

But now I have no doubt in my mind that Candice Swanepoel’s “Angel Candice” twitter account, is in fact run out of the Victoria’s Secret head office, because she sold her South African HIV probably, Blood Diamond Apartheid, Nelson Mandela, soul to the lingerie company….in what was probably the smartest career move….

So they just use her as a vehicle to promote their shit, while she’s out being a celebrity model..

Here’s the most recent upload – cuz I like Candice Swanepoel.

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2012

12

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Instagram Her Titties of the Day


I couldn’t leave the site with a Kim Kardashian in her bikini pic. I may hate this shit and more importantly hate you, but not enough to do that to even my worst enemy, because you see, she’s the fucking devil, while Candice Swanepoel, is an angel, at least that’s what the marketing people at Victoria’s Secret who own her, want me to believe, they even use it as her twitter and instagram handle, that I am sure she doesn’t run, or check, but who instead has a team of people managing, cuz she’s too busy debunking the lies that are HIV…..or whatever it is that she does while sitting on all her money….

These are a couple pics she posted today from her shoot….

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2012

11

Jul

Candice Swanepoel’s Victoria’s Secret Shoot for Twitter of the Day

I wonder how many times I can say how this bitch is probably top 10 pussy in famous pussy competition in my mind…..or how many times I can say how I’d still fuck her unprotected even though she’s a high risk for HIV being from South Africa and 80 percent of the population have the shit and you know when she was 14 and living on her plantation before becoming famous pussy in my famous pussy competition on my mind…she was filling her gaping asshole with black farm hand cock…like she was Heidi Klum because all farmers daughters coming of age do that…it’s a fact….at least they do in the romance novel I am in the process of writing so that I can escape this hell that is blogging….not that this has anything to do with me other than that it is on my site and more to do with Candice Swanepoel posting these pics to twitter like a common attention seeking teen girl in her bikini looking for attention …only a lot better paid and less illegal to jerk off to….

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2012

05

Jul

Candice Swanepoel and Her Boyfriend with their Bikinis Jacked Up their Asses of the Day

It would be so easy to mock Candice Swanepoel’s boyfriend for his choice in underwear bathing suits, but really I don’t think bathing suit choices affect your sexuality, and I think the fact his bangs Candice Swanepoel and has her locked down, makes him pretty confident as the leader of all men….straight isn’t even an issue…even if his dick was in the mouth of 4 dudes shooting a gay porn at a gay pride party high on GHB in these pics…he has more game than you….so faggy underwear bikini bottoms or not…the focal point of these pics are his girlfriend’s hot model ass being jacked up by her bikini….if you know what I mean…


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2012

04

Jul

Candice Swanepoel in Her Bikini of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Twitter Bikini Pictures

Candice Swanepoel posted these pictures of her upper thigh hair to twitter in a “You’re a fucking bikini model, haven’t you got laser, you troll fucking bitch, straight from South Africa, Monkey motherfucker”….only instead of being a troll or a monkey, she’s one of the hottest bikini modls around, and bitch could be HIV positive and rockin’ a 14 inch dick that she likes to use when being an exclusive top, and I’d still get down with her, cuz she’s already won me over….

She’s doing some bikini bullshit, modeling, getting paid for what all you fatties are probably doing today for free, or at the expense of all those around you, and she’s looking pretty lovely….


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