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2014

21

May

Topless Model Changing on the Street of the Day

Some say it these model tits are Anna Ewers…I don’t know who that is…

Not to mention, I have facial recognition blindness, and even if this was an A-List star I would have no fucking clue who it was…I don’t even recognize my wife when she’s rolling down the aisles of Walmart on her motorized obese person scooter…I just know it’s her by the smell..the horrible smells of what must be her insides dying and rotting….not that that has anything to do with this model naked and changing on the streets during a photoshoot – titties out…

Posted in:Candid

2008

21

Aug

Kellie Pickler’s Personal Pictures of the Day

Last I heard of Kellie Pickler she was on American Idol talking about her grandfather who both raised her and had sex with her because that’s how they do things in the small down they are from. Pussy is limited so when you make one of your own, you got every right to do as you please with it, I am not sure if that was her exact quote because I was watching the shit on mute cuz I couldn’t stomach her twang and inbred level of intelligence.

I almost feel bad saying that because the truth is that everyone busts inbred people for being retarded or handicapped or whatever just because their parents are related, but I went to school with a set of ibred people, who’s parents were cousins and both kids, despite being weird lookin’, did really well in school. Maybe it was cuz they were first generation and not a line of inbred people like Pickler, but I think her retardedness stems from other things, like dropping out of school at the age of 8 to tend to the farm and by farm I mean grandpa’s dick.

Either way, these are some pictures of her sluttin out in some personal pics with the tits she always wanted and bought with her American Idol money. It’s nice to see dreams can come true.

Posted in:Bikini Tits|Candid|Kellie Pickler|Myspace Pictures

2007

13

Sep

I am – Vanessa Hudgen's Party Pictures of the Day

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I was just in the process of fighting with my wife for the last 3 hours. I don’t really know what it was all about but it did involve me telling her to get her fat ass outside to go on a fucking walk because she is going to die and despite that making all of our lives more peaceful, we’d rather have her around because we are self-destructive like that. See I am not always mean.

Here are some pics of Vanessa Hudgens floating around the internet that you have probably already seen. Someone told me she is 17 in them and that makes this shit illegal to post. I figure if I get sued maybe it will get me famous and despite trying to only post pictures of 18 and older girls the line is so grey that you just never know.

Everyone likes having a good time and here she is stickin’ her tongue out with her friends, it’s on the same level as doing booty dances with her friend or simulating sucking a dick with their friends. It standard shit, it’s not a big deal and you shouldn’t be making a big deal out of it.

I was in a bar last night drinking til 6 am because that’s what life is all about, you assholes who are asleep at 1 to be fresh for work the next day are really missing out. There were two college kids making out so fucking hardcore that it was pretty much dry fucking…At first I thought it was 2 chicks because kids these days are kinda looking like one gender. The dudes are skinny, wear spandex and have long hair and the girls are dress like dudes .I checked it out from a couple of angles because I wanted to see what was going on and that’s when I realized it was a dude and that’s when dude realized I was watching them a little too closely. but his chicks ass was fully exposed and I wasn’t going anywhere and that’s pretty much the same reason I am posting these pictures….

Bonus – Vanessa Hudgens Leaving the Gym to Get into Porn Shape


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Posted in:Candid|Fun|Personal|Self Shot|Unsorted|Vanessa Hudgens

2007

13

Sep

I am – Vanessa Hudgen’s Party Pictures of the Day

vanessa_hudgens_tongue15.jpg

I was just in the process of fighting with my wife for the last 3 hours. I don’t really know what it was all about but it did involve me telling her to get her fat ass outside to go on a fucking walk because she is going to die and despite that making all of our lives more peaceful, we’d rather have her around because we are self-destructive like that. See I am not always mean.

Here are some pics of Vanessa Hudgens floating around the internet that you have probably already seen. Someone told me she is 17 in them and that makes this shit illegal to post. I figure if I get sued maybe it will get me famous and despite trying to only post pictures of 18 and older girls the line is so grey that you just never know.

Everyone likes having a good time and here she is stickin’ her tongue out with her friends, it’s on the same level as doing booty dances with her friend or simulating sucking a dick with their friends. It standard shit, it’s not a big deal and you shouldn’t be making a big deal out of it.

I was in a bar last night drinking til 6 am because that’s what life is all about, you assholes who are asleep at 1 to be fresh for work the next day are really missing out. There were two college kids making out so fucking hardcore that it was pretty much dry fucking…At first I thought it was 2 chicks because kids these days are kinda looking like one gender. The dudes are skinny, wear spandex and have long hair and the girls are dress like dudes .I checked it out from a couple of angles because I wanted to see what was going on and that’s when I realized it was a dude and that’s when dude realized I was watching them a little too closely. but his chicks ass was fully exposed and I wasn’t going anywhere and that’s pretty much the same reason I am posting these pictures….

Bonus – Vanessa Hudgens Leaving the Gym to Get into Porn Shape


Related Posts:

Vanessa Hudgens In a BIkini Pictures
Vanessa Hudgens Self Shot Softcore Underwear Porn Pictures
Vanessa Hudgens Nude Pictures
Some More Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pictures

Posted in:Candid|Fun|Personal|Self Shot|Unsorted|Vanessa Hudgens

2007

25

May

I am – Britney Spears Bikini Pictures of the Day

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It’s nice to see that Britney Spears is working really hard on her comeback by taking time off and suntanning on a yacht because we all need our downtime sometimes. I guess her month in rehab and her 2 years prior to the whole rehab thing where she got married and did nothing with her life wasn’t enough fucking downtime for her. It makes me jealous that I am here slaving away at this site a couple hours a day, going out all night, waking up mid afternoon, going out the park for hours at a time to get away from the computer while people like Britney live the lazy life….

Either way it looks like Britney is wearing some kind of G-String, unfortunately for you I don’t have pictures of that, even though it may be a scarier thing to look at than it sounds. Like the other day, I was sending myspace messages to a model who told me that her vagina looks like a hamster because she hasn’t shaved in a while and as cute as I think hamsters are and as much as I think bush is cool in theory, I know if I ever saw it, I’d have a whole different reaction….but since I have no standards I’d still take one for the team…I’d just have second thoughts before doing it, even if just for a second….

Posted in:Bikini|Britney Spears|Candid|Unsorted

2007

16

May

I am – Elisha Cuthbert Leaving the Tanning Salon of the Day

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This is what Elisha Cuthbert looks like when she waddles the fuck out of the tanning salon. I used to have a thing for a girl who didn’t put much effort into getting ready. Maybe it’s because my dating experience before my wife consisted of girls who made their money off looking worthy of a $40 fuck. I know that that isn’t as high class as some of the girls you’ve thought about calling, but I know that if I am paying $40 for anything from a chick, she better have lipstick on, especially when she hasn’t showered in 3 days.

Anyway, what I liked about my wife when we first met was that she was low maintenance, she’d throw on a pair of sweatpants and a t-shirt and be ready for the day. What I didn’t realize about this whole low maintenance shit is that she would let herself go, stink and gain 175 lbs in 4 years. So now I am back into the girls that try to dress all pretty, have eating disorders and care what people think of them, because it’s less traumatic on my sex drive.

I guess what I am getting at is that Elisha is one of those low maintenance chicks you’d think wouldn’t be stressful to be with, but reality is when you get home, she gets all sprawled out on the couch eating dorritos ruining all chances of a future movie career except for maybe playing the mother in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape 2.

Posted in:Candid|Elisha Cuthbert|Unsorted