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2023

25

May

Cara Delevingne Has Tits Now of the Day

Cara Delevingne may be a terrifying trainwreck of a rich kid who happened to be liked by Karl Lagerfeld thanks to her mom being one of his best customers, so that they ended up making her a model or socialite that never really made any sense to me, but that happened and that people bought into….

She pushed the lesbian agenda, because she’s a dyke and has had some A-Lister pussy along the way, because A-Listers need to LGBTQ for their marketing of themselves and for their research as character actors….

She’s still not hot, not interesting, but people probably think she is because she still gets invited places despite being a crackhead weirdo….but I will say her new found tits are a little long, flat, weird looking, but big cleavage I didn’t know she had, so we got some DYKE TITTY up in here….since sometimes it happens and not just on fat dykes with cats who have fat tits from eating their feelings after being sexually abused by a man and forced into dyke-dom…

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2023

04

Apr

Cara Delevingne Titties With Her Dog of the Day



Cara Delevingne has been sober for about a month according her new sex show where she has discovered and is normalizing beastiality, as seen in this photo.

Being a heathen can be a slippery slope, as seen in this photo.

The lesbian dog fucker was courteous enough to leave the jar of peanut butter out of this photo.

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2023

02

Jan

Cara Delevingne See Through of the Day

I don’t find Cara Delevingne all that hot, or hot at all, but she’s an over hyped rich kid who made it as a model thanks to being in the scene, or being the pussy the more important people used to dabble in while trying to change their sexuality to LGBTQ in order to keep getting hired, since there’s no room for straight bitches anymore.

But she is pretty skinny, albeit a little crackhead in her behavior, but we’re just looking at pics of her and you can’t expect a skinny bitch to be all that sane, it’s part of the brain damage that comes with starving themselves, if anything, if a skinny bitch isn’t acting weird from low blood sugar than she’s not committed to the cause enough.

Anyway, she’s in some black mesh thing, showing some panties, looking a fool and we’ll pretend it’s for some New Year sex ritual at the Satanist party in some Manor House in the UK where she is from. You know where the elites have orgies and sacrifice goats for good luck.

Exciting.

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2021

09

Aug

Cara Delevingne Nude of the Day

I don’t know what these Cara Delevingne selfies are from, they’re circulating in some clickbait to get attention, because all press is good press, whether she masterminded it or some hacker weirdo figured out her twitter password was “LoveEatingPussy”…or some other lesbian reference becuase in the event you didn’t know…she is a pussy eater….usually pussy that is more important than her, it’s all part of the social ladder climb….

I do know that I don’t find Cara Delevingne to be as ugly as her attention seeking makes her, I’m more into a chilled out approach to fame, not a “people notice me, so I’ll make them notice me all the fucking time, until they can’t fucking stand me, but will still hire me, cuz if they don’t they’re not hip to the trends”….

I don’t think she deserved all the traditional model hype she got, maybe she was better suited to being an influencer by my useless standards no one cares about….you know the party girl who is fun to have at your party because she’s wild, silly, and eats pussy….but that doesn’t need to be taken seriously in other aspects of what she does…not that anyone takes models seriously, even the people who hire them are like “We pay this idiot how much to do what?”…..

The fact is that she’s skinny…and that Ashley Benson has eaten her ass to get some of her fecal bacteria, which has in-turn helped Benson get skinny, and that’s probably her most important legacy, because Benson may only have half the followers Delevingne, but I’ll assume dating Benson still elevated her profile, because Delevingne has 40 million followers, Benson 20 million, but Benson is far less try hard for followers…and as far as I’m concerned more important in the system than Cara is…but what the fuck do I know….she’s naked, hiding her vagina, that despite being lesbian…..

Now the important question is, has the secret vagina behind the heart emoji seen more dick than most, because it was a party girl vagina….or is it a virgin to dick because she’s so committed to the pussy, just not committed to showing hers outside of being an emoji….who fucking cares.

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2019

18

Dec

Ashley Benson and Cara Delevingne Click Bait Lesbians of the Day

Ashley Benson Cara Delevigne Lesbian Bathtub

Ashley Benson and Cara Delevingne brought out the click bait….

We get it, you’re fake lesbians, because lesbianism is a myth, they all want the seed of man inside them to make babies, even the most manly of lesbians, if anything it’s a fetish, a little CUNT ON CUNT cuz they are chronic masturbators bored of their own pussies and into trying new pussy to see what else is out there….plus it comes with a lot of media hype in this era of everyone caring about every pervert and gross detail of every person…from their daily shit color to what dildos they use…nothing is kept secret and shameful and that fucks up humanity as a whole…it’s nice to be ashamed of shit you are into…it makes it more exciting…and gives you that dopamine…if you’re do anything too much, like sending nudes out to dudes all day, or fucking girls off the internet, you eventually need to step it up to make it interesting for yourself..that’s why LEO DiCaprio fucks men and why husbands cheat on hot young chicks, or make their wife fuck black dudes in their matrimonial room….HUMANS get bored and I find this boring…

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2019

30

May

Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson Sex Swing for Attention of the Day

Cara Delevingne Ashley Benson Sex Swing

Gutter, bruised up, probably on Opiates, over hyped, over paid, Cara Delevingne and her fake, maybe real, who fucking knows they are all fucking perverts….who love to play it up for the paparazzi, to celebrate their lesbianism, their quirky friendship, cuz they love the media attention…are out there with a new stunt…

Walking into their house, bruised legs, with Benson’s big fat girl back, carrying a sex town, sex swing, thing to use to smash their pussies into each other’s faces, in a shameless, empowering, sex positive kind of way that is 100 percent designed as an LOL on the media….

Whether they use it or not, we don’t even know if these dykes even fuck, or if it’s all a joke…but we do know that Cara is a pussy eater, we also know she’s leveraged her pussy eating like she’s leveraged her family money, to be considered an actual model, despite not being hot….cuz that’s how the internet works…troll them all and if you’re lucky you win….and I guess this is winning…

This is not just living their casual lesbians in love life…this is pulling a stunt…cuz I guess they both love being talked about in an era when people stopped caring about either of them.

Pretty fucking ugly the two of them…but at least Benson’s stopped her over eating…and replaced it with hipster model pussy eating I guess….

Terribly fucking average….sex swings for real or for jokes or not…

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2019

31

Jan

Cara Delevingne Naked of the Day

Cara Delevingne Naked

Cara Delevingne is still a paid model….

I thought you should know, since she’s been pretty fucking quiet as she has slowed down her making everyone pay attention to her with all that noise she made a few years ago, before deciding that she wanted to be a serious actress, or whatever it is she decided, while banging actresses like Rosario Dawson, or was it Michelle Rodriguez, I get confused with my hispanic actresses, they all look the same…right?? Then there was banging Ashley Benson, because fat is in…and it has all been a pretty annoying public show of a rich kid, not that hot, but connected enough to exist…

And now she’s naked…getting fondled by some trans….and it is zero hot, but that’s probably because we live in an era of hardcore throatfucking gangbang squirt porn…making a naked model we’re already bored of…boring.

Cara Delevingne Naked

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2018

24

Oct

Cara Delevingne Bra of the Day

Cara Delevingne See Through Dress Bra

Cara Delevingne is the Stella Maxwell of her generation…..who dated A-List celebrities of the same sex because it’s edgy, after making some progress in the LONDON SCENE, attending all the key events, so that she was dialed into the scene hard enough, thanks to being a rich kid with access….eventually being labeled a model because that’s what they name this average looking women who have manipulated their way to the decision makers who decide collectively that she’s good, got the right look and attitude and is the voice of the NOW….

So she went “viral”…got famous is now an actor, because one step up from model is actor. Neither require any talent….

So she’s still around…fucking celebs..not quite A-Listers but Ashley Benson…a plus sized girl….because Cara Delevingne is so current she knows body positivity when she’s fisting it….because it makes her feel skinnier and better about herself. That’s just how vapid all these idiots are.

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2018

29

Aug

Cara Delevingne Tits Out in Bikini of the Day

Cara Delevingne Tits Out in Bikini

Lesbian clickbait “it” girl from a few years ago who I guess is now more “that” girl of who gives the fuck anymore, her hustle has weakened and her stronghold on the industry as relevant and compelling faded as these things happen, has figured out a solid tactic, possibly from her lesbian model friend Stella Maxwell, who is for the record far hotter than her, because she knew to disconnect the hipster annoying angle, and go promo model tits out , the world will accept you more seriously that way…encouraging this rich garbage from the UK making it in America with her silly tattoos and pile of money she’s made having gone viral…to do what matters…and thats not fuck Michelle Rodriguez’s dick again….or Paris Jackson….or Ashley Benson..it’s pulling out the tits….cuz women and men alike seem to like tits….it’s the basis of everyone who matters getting famous…sucks for all those tiny tits out there…gotta get on the pill or breast implant themselves…putting that cancer causing plastic up inside them got vanity…

I guess what I am trying to say is who cares about this trash…why am I even posting it…seriously…

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2017

07

Jul

Cara Delevingne Nipples for British GQ of the Day

Cara Delevingne the lesbian who is not a lesbian but is sometimes a lesbian because its good for her brand in an era of no sexuality or gender…is featured in British GQ thanks to being a very important socialite from the UK who has managed to get into movies as the star…all thanks to some lie and social media and the press and Hollywood being confused as fuck when it comes to the pussy they put into movies, hoping it will get people into theaters when really everyone just wants to watch Netflix, the kind of actress you’d expect her to be, a straight to Netflix girl, back when Netflix was only releasing the most garbage movies around…none of this Hollywood shit..but I guess it’s just further proof that acting is a lie…it’s easy…and it’s dumb…..

NIPPLES THOUGH>

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